This makes me very sad.

I put together a special asstastic picture set for it! 13 of the best ass shots from all of my photo sets all in one place…if you’re an ass man, you’ve GOT to have this set!

I recorded a short little voice clip too, check it out by clicking HERE. Don’t I sound adorable? How can you resist? lol

A special shout out to tw321! We’ve been doing calls for YEARS…tease and denial calls almost always. Then a few days ago, he called right after I’d done tease and denial call with another dude that I denied overnight. The idea intrigued him and we decided to go with it.

Now it’s a few days later and I’ve gotten multiple daily calls from him, teasing the FUCK out of him every single time. He begged me yesterday not to let him cum until his birthday….which isn’t until mid August! DAMN!

Going from a little bit of t&d during a call to being denied for a MONTH is nuts!! I’m really proud of him and I’ve been LOVING our calls together. I’m gonna think up some super awesome stuff for that special day where he gets to cum and figure out some other cool stuff to tease him with during the next few weeks too.

I told him he can be my guinea pig and maybe I can develop a long term teasing program that I can use on anyone who wants it! Sounds like fun, right? Tease and denial has always been one of my favorite calls and it’s starting to become my #1 fave. YAY!

So let’s have some fun this August, boys!

I’ve been teasing one of them again already today, making him jerk it for me, then take a break, then call back and do it some more. This last time, I gave him a two hour break, but I’m making him watch some porn during those 2 hours. What kind? Cream pie, of course. He’s trying to train himself to last longer during sex, so I thought that was appropriate.

Want to be teased too? I’m WAY loving it…let’s do it all weekend!

I want more like that!

I’m primed and ready to go. I don’t usually present myself as a nympho who likes to fuck all the time, but I’ve been pretty damn horny lately and going a couple of times a day has been normal lately. Want to help me out?

I had a slow day yesterday. I was signed in ALL DAY LONG and pretty much got no calls. On top of that, we’d had a little incident with our hammock on Sunday that resulted in me losing part of my right front tooth. Luckily (if you can say that), I only had to get a small filling to repair it, but still…$200 in dental bills that I didn’t expect and can’t really afford right now.

So I’m sitting at home, hanging out, waiting for my phone to ring and I get a call finally. Here’s how it went:

Me: “Hey there! How are you today?”

Him: “Great. I’m glad we finally got to talk, I’ve been looking forward to it.”

Me (thinking maybe I’d been on his favorites for a long time or something): “Oh really? That’s cool! How long have you been waiting to talk to me?”

Him: “Oh a couple of hours.”

Me: “Ah, ok…well I’m glad you got me then! What are you in the mood for today?”

Him: “I want to choke you with my cock.”

Me (laughing a little bit as I talk): “Well, that’s kinda mean!”

Him: CLICK

Now, I know this “choking a girl with my cock” thing is all the rage these days, but I don’t care. I don’t like choking, period. Do you? I certainly don’t like the concept of someone that I supposedly like enough to want to suck their dick choking me with it on purpose.

I wonder how the choking thing would go over if it were GUYS who were choking on something? Even so, I can’t IMAGINE actually WANTING to choke a guy with my pussy. I don’t understand how looking down and watching someone struggle to hold back from PUKING is a turn on.
If he’d stuck around another few seconds, I would have said something like, “No need for choking, hon. I’ll suck it great without any need for violence,” or something like that. But he hung up.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Calls like this really make me hate my job.

So then a little bit later, a guy instant messages me. He asks if I do or watch cam. I say no, I don’t do cam but I do sometimes watch it. He says, “Ok, thanks.” and appears to be done with the conversation.

When I try to clarify whether he’s done talking to me because I don’t DO cam (which is lame as hell since I don’t reference doing cam at all on my website anywhere NOR do I have even ONE cam listing on Niteflirt), he says that it’s because I don’t watch cam all the time.

Um, ok. He doesn’t ask me which circumstances influence whether I will or won’t watch someone on their cam. He doesn’t ask me if I’ll watch HIM on cam. He’s just done talking. So either he’s incredibly stupid because in his mind, if I don’t watch cam ALL THE TIME, I’m not going to watch him and therefore he’s not interested or he’s just incredibly RUDE. Either way, once again, my time is wasted and I’m none the richer for it.

I do relatively few vanilla calls these days and as each day passes, I understand more and more why a lot of women who do phone sex choose to do domination calls only. Then at least if someone says something fucking retarded like they want to choke you with their dick, you can tell them exactly what you think about it.

Maybe after 5 yrs. of being nice, it’s time for me to retire the niceness and bring out the bitchy side of my personality. Maybe then I’d get a little satisfaction out of fucking with the “losers” and assholes that call because I’d get to vent my frustration directly to them instead of having to post about it on my blog.

It’s something to think about, at least!

I can’t WAIT to go shop it up!! I’m gonna blow every single penny on MYSELF. Some new shoes, maybe an outfit and some make up…I’m splurging on myself.

He wants me to buy stuff for a date with another man because he’s inadequate and couldn’t ever get a girl like me. I’m really looking forward to going on a date that’s been subsidized by another man. Of course my date will pay for dinner or whatever, but the prep work that goes into a date will be ALL the new guy.

How fun!

The new dude is a graphic designer too, so I might have a new website soon! I love the one I have, but it’s time for something new. YAY!

A bunch of flirts have decided to celebrate the same “theme” every month as a way to have a bit of fun and give our callers some entertainment. May was “National Masturbation Month” and this month? Well, Christmas in July, of course! Click the banner above to go to a listing of other participating flirts and read what THEY have to say about our July theme.

Christmas is my favorite time of year. I love shopping; picking out and planning the best gift for each person I love is so fun. I love going out at 5 am on Black Friday to get the deals I’ve been waiting for for months. And I may pack on a few pounds, but I love to cook and bake too. Everyone I know expects only the best stuff coming out of my kitchen during the holidays.

So let’s have a little bit of that Yuletide cheer in the middle of summer! Why not? I LOVE getting gifts and hey, even if you only tip me a couple of dollars at the end of a call, that’s still in the spirit!

If you’d like to send me an electronic gift card, my email address is sweetie@phonesexsweetie.com Maybe I’ll get a nice surprise sometime this month! I could really use some new sandals and there’s never a time when I’m not in the mood to shop for CLOTHES.

But then I got over it and guess what? I’ve decided to keep that line at $1.50 for a little while and see what happens! Didn’t get your invite? Just hit me up on Yahoo and I’ll link you if you ask really nicely! I’m on as sweetienikki4phone

I had a great time reconnecting to some guys who hadn’t called in awhile and I guess if it takes lowering my price to have weekends like THAT, then that’s what I’ll do.
I did get a 2 hr. call the other night at my regular price, so SOMEONE out there thinks I’m worth it! hah j/k That call was great too, was like back in the day when I used to get a lot of really nice, normal, funny guys who are just looking for someone to spend a little time with and have fun. I really enjoyed myself and I hope he calls again soon.

I put up a new really short voice sample too, so you can listen if you haven’t heard me yet. Just click HERE.

Btw, has anyone seen any of the major summer blockbusters yet? Seems like there are a TON of kid movies out, but I want to see every last one of them! Prince of Persia, Toy Story 3, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Karate Kid…do you have any recommendations? What should I spend my movie theater money on and what should I save for dvd?

I’m having a GREAT summer so far! You know what my friends and I have been doing a lot of lately? Playing poker! At first, I wasn’t very good…but then I started playing a bit online so I could learn the rules and then slowly but surely, I started getting better.

When we get together, there’s usually between 7 and 12 of us and I’ve come in first place in 2 out of the last 3 games. Last time doesn’t really count though cause I got way too tired and just deliberately lost all my chips to my cousin.

I’d LOVE to come up with some kind of tease and denial or financial domination game where we play online poker together. Anyone up for it?

Anyway, I’m home now and plan to be home the rest of the night! Give me a call and let’s play!