So now that the wedding and the mortgage crisis are both over, my roomies and I have extra time on our hands for getting our house back under control. It was getting kinda bad there for awhile and then our house keeper of 6 yrs. completely disappeared! So then it got really bad…but we’re slowly pulling things back together and looking for a new house keeper.

I can honestly say that I’m done with the boy now. It’s been almost two weeks since we’ve seen each other and over a week since we’ve talked. He texted me yesterday, but there was really nothing left to say. I feel like I’ve been in rehab for the past week and I’m finally starting to feel better. I am, however, masturbating like a mad woman…at least 2-3 times a day for the past week. I need to get laid. Soon.

Yesterday my roomies and I started planting our garden. It’s late in the season, but we never really get frost here, so it doesn’t really matter (at least that’s what “Gardening for Dummies” told me). We hadn’t had a garden for the past couple of years so it took a few days in the past month to clear out all the weeds and grass. Ugh, what a job.

We planted all the actual plants we have yesterday and we’ll probably plant the seeds tomorrow. I wasn’t really paying attention when I grabbed plants and I accidentally got TWELVE zucchini plants. Anyone who knows anything about gardening knows that we’re about to have zucchini coming out of our ears. Not literally. If you want some, just let me know and I’ll ship you a box if you kick me a few bucks for shipping. How funny would that be? “Yeah, my own personal phone sex girl grew this zucchini for me.”

We planted (and I’m sure you’re dying to know, but I really have nothing else to talk about so deal with it) the aforementioned zucchini, about 8 tomato plants, cucumbers, acorn squash, pumpkins, red bell peppers, poblano peppers, corn, the strawberries we put in last month (which are doing quite well) and some herbs in a big planter.

We have seeds for rainbow carrots, radishes, lettuce, zucchini (which I will NOT be planting), bush beans, bush peas and snow peas. It’ll be our first time planting the bush varieties of beans and peas, but I really didn’t want to deal with climbing plants this year. I did see in the book that people sometimes plant pole beans around the base of corn and it naturally climbs up the stalks. Maybe I’ll try that.

Anyway, as a vegetarian, I really enjoy eating produce that I myself have grown. I did realize, as we were planting, that I just grabbed some vegetable food off the shelves and didn’t even look to see what was in it. How hilarious that I buy almost exclusively organic produce at the grocery stores, but I’m probably not growing organic myself? DUH. Oh well, I plan to keep this garden going almost year round from now on, so I’ve got plenty of time to research and figure out what I should be doing.

Ooh, have you guys been watching “Last Comic Standing”? So far I’m not super impressed, but there are a couple of guys that I really like. Seriously, you MUST check this dude out. Dan Cummins Play the clip that’s in the “Bio” section. The delivery isn’t as good in this clip as it was on the show last week, but my GOD that made me laugh.

I’m going to assume that he didn’t make it very far though, since his myspace page is showing tour dates for this month. Lame. Oh well, I’d go see him live. I saw Josh Blue and Chris Porter a couple of years ago when they were touring. I definitely think Chris Porter is funnier, but they were both great. I love this show.

Due to the show, my roomie and I were in a funny mood when we went out to dinner on Sat. Her husband was finishing his cigarette outside and we went into the restaurant before he did. The hostess looked at us and asked how many would be in our party. We said 3. Then she looks at us and says, “Do you need any kid menus?” I was like “Uh, yeah, the 7 yr. old is parking the car right now. She’ll be right in.” ha ha Then at the table, I said, “I should have told her that the baby forgot his binky and he’d be crawling in any second.” HA HA!

I told my mom that and she said, “Well, someone could have been coming with a kid and dropping him or her off.” Good lord, mom…way to ruin a joke. I just thought it was a funny airhead kinda moment on the part of the hostess.

I don’t really have any plans soon. I took the weekend off cause I had a kick ass day on Friday with calls and I had a lot of fun. I went to a casino and played black jack with my roomie and we did a little shopping on Sunday, then watched “The Princess Bride”. It never gets old. NEVER.

My point is that I’ll probably be taking calls all day/evening. As I said, I’m feeling domestic, so I might run to the grocery store and pick up stuff to make some kind of intricate meal for me and my roomies…but otherwise, I’ll be around. Talk to you soon!

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I just took 3.5 days off. Can you believe it? I haven’t taken that much time off since my vacation to Europe last October. I hadn’t planned to do it, but once I started partying, it just felt too damn good! haha

I had actually planned to take Friday and Saturday off. Friday was my cousin’s bridal shower and Erin came down. I spent the entire day cooking! Everyone was supposed to bring a dish and since my domestic goddess gene seems to have kicked into overdrive, I not only prepared the requested item, potato salad (because I make amazing potato salad that everyone loves), but three varieties of tea sandwiches and a strawberry rhubarb pie.

I know, I’m out of my mind! Strawberry rhubarb pie is my cousin’s favorite though and I learned how to make pie crust from scratch recently so I couldn’t help myself. Then when I went to look at foodnetwork.com for ideas for other stuff to make, they suggested tea sandwiches for a bridal shower. I made cucumber, smoked salmon/egg, and smoked turkey with that had a parsley/dill/shallot/lemon mayo.

The shower was awesome. We played games, ate a ton of food and she got a bunch of sex gag gifts that cracked us all up. Erin and I made the hottest wedding dress out of toilet paper that I’ve ever seen!

I’d gotten a text from a friend I’ve seen a few times in the past couple of years but used to be great friends with so I called her after the shower and Erin and I headed over to her place. We ended up going out with her and a friend of hers to a couple of clubs that were so close to her place that we walked. Well, until we got so drunk we could barely stand up and decided we needed to eat Taco Bell food so we got a cab so we could ride through the drive through! HAHAHA

It was super fun though. I’m really glad we went. We ended up at a latin club and the guys were hot and good dancers. YAY! We slept til around 11 or so and got up to go do some last minute shopping for the bachelorette party that night.

I got some new shoes that I LOVE LOVE LOVE and had a brand new dress to wear out that night. All the girls came over around 7 and we decided to go out to dinner and then go club hoppin’. Awesome choice.

We had so much fun, it was unreal. We skipped lines and got in free everywhere we went! I figure we should just pretend to be a bachelorette party from now on every time we go out! There were plenty of “party favors” to go around and we all danced our asses off til around 4 am. I got free drinks all night and so did my cousin…and it was sweet that none of the girls had forgotten that it was my birthday too. I didn’t feel left out of the festivities at all.

We got home, crashed pretty quick and slept like the dead for a good solid 8 hours or so. Erin headed out and my roomie and I hooked up with some friends for lunch. Then I came home and just totally chilled out all day, watching tv and reading. I could have taken calls that day, but I was just too damn tired.

Then yesterday my roomie and I headed out to some places to look at flowers. Another friend and her mom went too. We went to lunch and then hooked up with a ton of friends to go see the new “Indiana Jones” movie. I have to say that I was extremely disappointed. It was a cheese-o-rama from the first scene. I guess I was mildly entertained at some points toward the end, but I never lost myself in the story or shook the vague feeling that I’d just rather leave.

The other Indiana Jones movies are all in my top 20 too so that sucks bad. I was REALLY excited for this one and now I just wish they’d left it alone. Not only that, but now Shia Lebeouf is going to take over the franchise? I’m sorry, but I’m not down. I don’t even like him for some reason. UGH. I just read the stuff about it over on IMDB and it appears that I’m not the only one who thought it sucked.

Oh well, I am really excited about the new Batman movie and “Hancock“, a movie that’s coming out on July 2 starring Will Smith. I am so excited about it that I actually dreamed about fucking Will Smith last night. YUM!

Speaking of yum, I’m eating a gigantic bowl of strawberries for breakfast. Also yum is David Cook, who WON AMERICAN IDOL! WOOHOO! I was stunned, shocked, amazed and totally happy to see that happen. Now that that’s over, “So You Think You Can Dance” has started and it’s by far one of my favorite tv shows. So far I haven’t really been blown away by anyone, but it’s only had one episode this season. I’m sure I will be wowed soon.

Oddly enough, even with all my time off lately, I might not be around tonight. We’ll have to see. I skipped my Tolle class last week and would really like to attend tonight. I guess it depends on how busy I am on the phones today during the day. Call me up!

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So, it’s my birthday today! I woke up bright and early, feeling rested and ready to go. Do I feel a whole quarter of a century old? Nah!

I probably won’t be doing much in the way of celebrating today. Maybe dinner out with the roomies or a couple of friends. I’m saving my party for this weekend. Erin will be in town and it’ll actually be a combo party…my roomie’s bachelorette party and my birthday together. We’re gonna get a hotel room and party it up! I’m really excited.

I sent out a little $10 birthday gift request to past callers. Hope that didn’t bother anyone. I’m not in a place/time where I think I’ll get a bunch of gifts. I really don’t have that many callers who are “close” to me like that anymore….so I figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask for a little somethin’ somethin’. Every little bit I get will help me feel better about taking time off to party this weekend.

So far I’ve been signed in for about an hour and no calls, but I’ve got high hopes. Like I said, I should be on most of the day. Please call and spoil me rotten! haha

Oh yeah, I should at least briefly comment on American Idol. I like David Cook much better and he sounded awesome last night, but he choked compared to the other kid, David Archuleta. He’s definitely gonna win. Oh well, I give up. The person I like never wins anymore! ARGH

Well, as I’ve stated before, this business is very up and down. I don’t let a few slow days freak me out anymore but I’m starting to get a little bit lonely!! Right after I sent out the email about making it to 10,000 points, I was getting a ton of calls.

Lately it’s been a ghost town on my phone line. I pick it up to check and make sure there’s a dial tone and I hear that trilling flute sound and the sound of spurs and tumbleweeds.

What REALLY sucks is that I’m off tomorrow and Saturday and probably most of Sunday so I’m looking at having a super pathetic week if something doesn’t pick up. Maybe I’ll send out some free minutes or something. Hmm.

I did have a good call last night with a new guy that didn’t quite save the day, but at least made it a tiny bit less ridiculous. So thanks for that!

Oh yeah, I did blow through almost all the movies I mentioned in my last blog. “Sweeney Todd” was ok. I give it a 2.5 stars out of 5. “Little Miss Sunshine”, I didn’t really like at all. I also watched “The Water Horse” cause I love kid movies. Eh. Not impressed. I still need to watch “Last King of Scotland” and then I rented “Dan in Real Life” and I’ll probably watch that tonight between calls.

Final movie note, I’m going to see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” on Saturday. I’m SUPER STOKED!! As you might know, “Knocked Up” is my fave comedy of all time and I’ve heard that this new one might be even BETTER. Here’s to hoping!

I have to say “UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH” about last night’s American Idol too. God. What a fucking retarded move. I’m not voting this year so I guess I can’t complain too much but seriously? How the hell did Carly go before Jason? Bullshit.

Alright! Seems that this was a largely pop culture filled blog (written while I’m munching on celery sticks covered with peanut butter and m&m’s) but hey, whatever. Not much else is going on over here lately!

Talk to you soon!

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I woke up this morning and my roomie said she wanted to go look at some wedding gowns. I just got home and it’s 4 pm! lol It took us a couple of hours, but she found a gown she absolutely loves (too bad she doesn’t have any $$ for it) and I’m 95% sure that I found the dress I’m going to wear as the maid of honor too. Cool!

I got the stuff I need to shoot my final photography assignment too. I have to baby sit tomorrow until noon, so I will shoot the pictures then and head to school when I drop the baby off at his grandma’s house. I’m going to deliberately shoot the stuff on a drab background so it won’t be too dang hard to print. Black and white is always tough!

I’ll be taking calls all night tonight though, so give me a call if you want to. That story is selling pretty well and it seems like most of you who are getting it like it! Let’s keep it up and maybe I’ll make some money to take another class next term…haven’t decided yet whether I want to.

I am way behind on American Idol so I’ll try to catch up tonight since I’m staying in. I’ve got a bunch of books I want to read too, so I’m off to immerse myself in some pop culture. Talk to you soon!

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