Back from vacation!

July 21st, 2015

I took 4 whole days off and went on a road trip, it was super fun! I actually went to a rodeo for the first time in my life and I liked it. Cowboys aren’t usually my thing, but apparently watching them ride horses is!

I’ve been signed in for calls all day long and the only calls I’ve gotten are from guys wanting me to be a “mistress” and to dominate and humiliate them…even on my role playing line.

UGH. What the hell? What is it about “phonesexSWEETIEnikki” and my listings that’s pulling in the super sub guys today? NOT MY THING!

There are thousands of mistresses on Niteflirt. I don’t get it.

Want to talk about your fetish? Cool, I can handle it. Cross dressing, feminization, cuckolding, etc. Vanilla phone sex, fantasy role play? Got it down.

But want me to order you around and make you feel like shit? Not my thing! I don’t even get it. Why would making you do some random thing please me in ANY way? I wouldn’t even know where to start humiliating someone I don’t know jack shit about.

Bleh. Someone normal please call me. I’ve only had even one remotely tolerable call today, not a good way to come back from vacation 🙂.

So much for being down 12 hrs…

September 16th, 2009

I thought this would happen. Niteflirt said they’d be down for 12 hrs. and lo and behold…they’re down for 39 and counting. They say they’ll be back up at 6 pm PST today, but who knows if that’s actually going to happen. They could get to 5:59 and then say “Oh, oops, we won’t be back up til midnight!”

I’m afraid that this is only the first in a long line of deadlines they miss by a mile. Honestly, I’m not worried about putting on a brave face for my customers and acting like nothing’s wrong. One of the main things my callers tell me they like so much about me is that I’m not fake. I tell it like it is. If I’m having a bad day, I say I’m having a bad day. If I’m freaked out about something, I’m gonna say it.

However, I have a pretty fun life and if something fun is going on, I talk about that too!

All that said, I’m not leaving Niteflirt. They are still by and far the best solution out there for what I do. They’re secure, pay on time and lately I’ve been optimistic about the future there. I’m disappointed that they have been down for so long when they said only 12 hrs., but hopefully it will be worth it to be on a new platform that’s glitch free. Not to mention the fact that they say we’ll be getting NEW features eventually. The thought that we might be able to SMS text our clients sometime in the future makes my whole body tingle.

I sent out an email telling you all how you can help during the next few months while us flirts are without a lot of the features we’ve grown to rely on. I’ll post it here as well because these are things that will help ANY flirt. I’m sure a lot of you will be wanting to help the girls you call regularly.

1. If it’s been more than 30 days since you’ve contacted a flirt, instead of using your “favorites” list, surf to their listing from the main page of Niteflirt. You might have to go kinda deep, since we don’t know where our listings will show up, but don’t sort by “highest rated”. Stay in that main list that it defaults to and just look for them. It’s complicated to explain why this will help, but it will.

2. Leave feedback. A lot of flirts have stopped caring about ratings, but having points does help when there are guys who sort by “highest rated.”

3. CALL! Some flirts might be experiencing a slow down because they’re no longer able to affect their positioning in the lists. Just giving them your business will help. If you don’t tip, think about starting? Even a few dollars will be appreciated.

4. Share your creativity! Have an idea for something you think your favorite flirt could sell to her clients? Email her and ask her to do it!

5. A lot of us will be marketing ourselves in new venues. If a flirt has a top site link on her site, click it and VOTE for her!

I hope those were some useful suggestions. End of depressing business talk! hah

In other news, I started talking to Erin again recently. I’d stopped talking to her altogether back in April, after six months of scant contact and canceling on me multiple times, I just told her to forget it. Then the other day, I texted her in a little fit of anger and she called me. She’s really not doing too well.

I ended up flying to Portland on Saturday to go see her and help her out. She’s still with her douchebag of a boyfriend (god, that guy is a loser), and their lives are not going smoothly right now. It’s possible that we’ll be doing 2 girl calls again here sometime soon. That was SO much fun, I can’t wait to do it again.

We didn’t sleep together when I went up there, but I’m sure we would if she came down here alone. What her man doesn’t know won’t hurt him! 🙂

Erin’s kinda old news though. Remember that girl I said I had a huge crush on and was going to see at a party the day after I met her? I didn’t end up seeing her the next day because I didn’t go (turns out she didn’t either), but I came across an opportunity to contact her yesterday so I did! I asked our mutual friend for her number and called her. We’re going on a double date this weekend! YAY!!

I don’t really know if she’s into girls, but she saw me kiss a girl, so she knows that *I* am at least. I mean, I think she was into me, we hung out a lot that night…but my gaydar might be off, ya know? I guess we’ll see! Wouldn’t it be funny if we went on a double date and the two GIRLS ended up hooking up?

We’re supposed to go hot tubbing after the date…mmm I can’t wait to see her in a bikini!! YUM!

Ok, I’m off to get some stuff done around the house. Keep your fingers crossed that Niteflirt comes back up at 6 pm! I’ve been having withdrawals and I know a lot of you have too!.

Have a great weekend everyone!

July 9th, 2009

I’m off on a camping trip. Don’t miss me too much! I’ll be back on Sunday 🙂.

So much goin’ on!

July 6th, 2009

Hey everyone! Hope you had an awesome Fourth of July weekend! How cool is it that it fell on a Saturday this year? I had a great time, had some friends over, watched everyone get totally shit faced drunk and set off fireworks. Good times!

I got a puppy on Saturday! She’s so cute, only 9 wks. old!! She has fleas though, I woke up this morning covered in flea bites (sexy, huh?) so I have to go get her some flea shampoo. She’s been doing great with potty training, she’s a little genius. She looks just like a dog I had when I was growing up. Can’t wait to see if she’s as cool as he was!

I’m off to go shopping in a few minutes. I’m going camping this weekend with some friends and I need EVERYTHING. Feel like tippin’ me so I can take this time off and not have my bottom line suffer? 🙂

Wish me luck not forgetting something. Don’t you hate that? You get out there in the middle of nowhere and you’re like “Fuck, I forgot my swim suit!” haha Hopefully I will remember everything. I’d rather be over prepared than underprepared. I don’t even know where we’re going yet, everyone else is in charge of that stuff.

Alright, just wanted to post real fast so you all know that I’m still alive and kickin’. Anyone else SUPER excited for Harry Potter next week?

Talk to you soon!.

I’m goin’ back to Cali, Cali, Cali…I’m goin’ back to Cali.

January 6th, 2009

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!.

Ok, Christmas…

December 29th, 2008

It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!


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Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

December 17th, 2008

So I’m back home for the holidays and damn if it isn’t a winter wonderland up here! I guess it’s just snowing all over the place, even Seattle and Portland are covered. It’s a nice change, especially since it’s supposed to be mid 60’s and partly sunny on Christmas day down in Cali. Bleh. Who wants that on Christmas day? Not me!

I am signed in still, can’t afford not to be, but I won’t be at my computer much until I go home. Not sure when that will be. I don’t even know where I’ll be for New Year’s yet. I’ve spent it with Erin for the past few years and that won’t be happening this year so…not sure yet what I’m gonna do.

I love being home with family though. It’s nice to see everyone. I’m planning to cook Christmas Day and then a couple of days later, my sister and I are going to throw a small dinner party for a bunch of our friends. That will be fun too.

I’ve got almost all of my Christmas shopping done, but phew if my Amazon account isn’t all depleted. Come on, don’t a few more of you have some Christmas spirit you want to share with me? How about the next person who sends me a gift certificate or tip over $15 gets access to two of my picture galleries or a free MP3? That sounds like a deal!

Hope you all are having a great December and let’s talk soon!


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I’m back and I had a blast.

August 4th, 2008

I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!


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I’m alive, really…in case anyone cares! :-P

November 27th, 2007

I don’t really know what it is, but I just haven’t wanted to write in this blog lately. There is stuff going on that’s worth writing about…but I just don’t wanna! lol Bad Nikki.

First off, even though it was a long time ago now, Erin’s birthday was awesome. We went out dancing til 4 and it was great. I saw that guy I fucked back in March, was it? The guy who went all night long when we were both on E and had a really big dick? He was with some girl though so we didn’t really talk. That was fine with me since he was with his friend who was a total jack ass to Erin anyway.

I went shopping on Black Friday for the first time in my life. OH MY GOD. What kind of idiot am I? I knew it was hopeless, but we started out at Best Buy anyway. They had a computer on sale for $199 with a 17″ lcd monitor and a 3-in-1 printer. They started handing out tickets at 3 and we didn’t get there til 5. When we got there, everything but some GPS units were already gone.

So then we headed to Toys R Us. I was with my cousin and her son is almost 2 now, right? Plus we both have lots of kids in our family to buy for. We went into the electronics dept. and scored with the last two $10 MP3 players and scored all of the $10 Nintendo DS games…but then came the problem.

The lines were wrapped all the way around to the back of the store in the main part of the store and they were all the way out of the electronics department. But here’s the thing…they had 10 registers in the main store and only 2 in electronics. After 45 minutes of our line not even moving because people were cutting, I finally went up and made them put a line blocker thing and a person at the front of the line to stop that.

After an hour and 15 minutes, the line in the main part of the store was gone. There was no register that even had a line…but the line in electronics was still out of the dept. They wouldn’t let us leave that area with any electronics stuff!

After 90 minutes, I threw an absolute fit. I’d already been cracking jokes as we’d all been watching people check out. They were having problems with pricing and had to pick out any games rated “M” at the actual register. But were they asking people down the line what they wanted? Of course not!

So I finally just started screaming that I was gonna pee my pants right there in the line and that it was ridiculous that they wouldn’t let us out to use the other registers. After that, there was some clapping from the crowd and the manager came over and led us out into the nirvana that was the empty rest of the store.

Then we went to eat some breakfast and the rest of our stops were fairly uneventful and full of awesome deals. I got almost all of my Christmas shopping done in one day! So even though it kinda sucked, I might be willing to do it again next year. I’ll just change my MO a bit and hopefully it will turn out better.

I’m in full on “holiday” mode though. Last week I turned out like three different kinds of bread (pumpkin butterscotch, banana nut and cranberry orange) and three kinds of cookies (white chocolate chunk macadamia nut, chocolate chip and peanut butter kiss). I know, what kind of weirdo am I? I just get into these moods where I want to BAKE IT UP! lol I sent little trays or boxes of stuff to a bunch of friends.

I’ve been super slacking on signing in because it seems like I just have so much other fun stuff to do, but my bottom line is starting to seriously suffer…so I should be fairly available for the rest of the month. Thursday I have an orientation at the university for my new program. I have to turn my applications in and stuff by the 15th. EEK! I’m really excited though. When I graduated, I had no idea what I wanted to do. Now I think I finally have an idea and it will be fun to see if it’s really going to be a fit for me.

I did write out a story of what happened the night that Erin and I had an orgy in London, but it’s not completely finished yet. Hopefully I’ll feel like getting stuff accomplished and will finish that bad boy up sometime this week. Expect it to show up on the site and/or your Niteflirt email box soon!

Final note, I watched “The Departed” day before yesterday finally. I had avoided it because of some comments that my roomie made, but OMG! That was one of the most awesome movies I’ve ever seen! What did you think of it?

Oh, final final note…I’m still fucking the boy, but we’re not back together. It’s been a month since we broke up and it’s definitely sticking this time. I’m just enjoying myself because he’s so good in bed!.

I’m no Blitzen!

November 10th, 2007

I went to see “Fred Claus” yesterday and it was surprisingly amusing and deep! Now granted, the special effects were horrible. They clearly pasted the heads of regular adult actors onto bodies of children that were wearing costumes to make them look like elves and it was a little distracting at times, but it was also a bit charming.

I love Vince Vaughn to begin with; his delivery style just really does it for me. What really surprised me about this movie though were all the OTHER actors that I didn’t expect to see. Paul Giamatti was Santa Claus, Rachel Weizs was the girlfriend and Ludacris played the DJ and I almost lost my head laughing at how funny it looked to see Luda’s head pasted on a little elf body. Kathy Bates (one of my all time faves) played the Claus mother and then surprise of all surprises, Kevin Space (another one of my all time faves) played the bad guy.

Let me tell you, a double Oscar winner showing up in this supposedly light hearted holiday comedy was unexpected. What really shocked me though was how deep and touching it ended up being. Now, I’m not expert on movies, have never claimed to be…but the speech that Spacey gives to Vaughn about his inability to thrive in the shadow of his brother is really a powerful moment. I was actually pulled out of the movie for a second just to wonder at Spacey’s talent.

Anyway, I highly recommend this movie!


 
In other news, I’m off to Erin’s here in just a little bit! My cousin is going with so we’re having a crazy girl weekend! WOOHOO! I definitely need it. I’m 100% sure that we will not be doing any calls so please don’t worry when you don’t see us on! 🙂
 
And finally, I have to rant a little. I just got totally insulted by a caller after I made a valiant effort to stretch out a conversation with what seemed like a brick wall. He didn’t like role playing but wanted to “discuss” his fantasy. After asking about a million questions over a 5 minute period and being delivered deadpan answers that didn’t lead to further conversation, I finally just said that I didn’t really know what he wanted.
 
He was like, “Oh, it’s ok, maybe we’re just not clicking. I’m sure you’re very good with other callers, just not this one.” Well, first of all, there’s not a damn thing in any of my listings about being an expert on cuckolding. And excuse me? I am DAMN good at what I do, but I cannot conduct a conversation with a pile of rocks. And no, he didn’t leave me bad feedback or anything, but I don’t really care if he does. 🙂 I’m using this opportunity to remind you all that I’m not a miracle worker, I’m just a girl!
 
Hope you all have a GREAT weekend! I’m gonna do my best to get laid by a super hot stud with a huge cock. Ok, not TOO huge…but at least 8! haha

 

 

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