I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!

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I don’t really know what it is, but I just haven’t wanted to write in this blog lately. There is stuff going on that’s worth writing about…but I just don’t wanna! lol Bad Nikki.

First off, even though it was a long time ago now, Erin’s birthday was awesome. We went out dancing til 4 and it was great. I saw that guy I fucked back in March, was it? The guy who went all night long when we were both on E and had a really big dick? He was with some girl though so we didn’t really talk. That was fine with me since he was with his friend who was a total jack ass to Erin anyway.

I went shopping on Black Friday for the first time in my life. OH MY GOD. What kind of idiot am I? I knew it was hopeless, but we started out at Best Buy anyway. They had a computer on sale for $199 with a 17″ lcd monitor and a 3-in-1 printer. They started handing out tickets at 3 and we didn’t get there til 5. When we got there, everything but some GPS units were already gone.

So then we headed to Toys R Us. I was with my cousin and her son is almost 2 now, right? Plus we both have lots of kids in our family to buy for. We went into the electronics dept. and scored with the last two $10 MP3 players and scored all of the $10 Nintendo DS games…but then came the problem.

The lines were wrapped all the way around to the back of the store in the main part of the store and they were all the way out of the electronics department. But here’s the thing…they had 10 registers in the main store and only 2 in electronics. After 45 minutes of our line not even moving because people were cutting, I finally went up and made them put a line blocker thing and a person at the front of the line to stop that.

After an hour and 15 minutes, the line in the main part of the store was gone. There was no register that even had a line…but the line in electronics was still out of the dept. They wouldn’t let us leave that area with any electronics stuff!

After 90 minutes, I threw an absolute fit. I’d already been cracking jokes as we’d all been watching people check out. They were having problems with pricing and had to pick out any games rated “M” at the actual register. But were they asking people down the line what they wanted? Of course not!

So I finally just started screaming that I was gonna pee my pants right there in the line and that it was ridiculous that they wouldn’t let us out to use the other registers. After that, there was some clapping from the crowd and the manager came over and led us out into the nirvana that was the empty rest of the store.

Then we went to eat some breakfast and the rest of our stops were fairly uneventful and full of awesome deals. I got almost all of my Christmas shopping done in one day! So even though it kinda sucked, I might be willing to do it again next year. I’ll just change my MO a bit and hopefully it will turn out better.

I’m in full on “holiday” mode though. Last week I turned out like three different kinds of bread (pumpkin butterscotch, banana nut and cranberry orange) and three kinds of cookies (white chocolate chunk macadamia nut, chocolate chip and peanut butter kiss). I know, what kind of weirdo am I? I just get into these moods where I want to BAKE IT UP! lol I sent little trays or boxes of stuff to a bunch of friends.

I’ve been super slacking on signing in because it seems like I just have so much other fun stuff to do, but my bottom line is starting to seriously suffer…so I should be fairly available for the rest of the month. Thursday I have an orientation at the university for my new program. I have to turn my applications in and stuff by the 15th. EEK! I’m really excited though. When I graduated, I had no idea what I wanted to do. Now I think I finally have an idea and it will be fun to see if it’s really going to be a fit for me.

I did write out a story of what happened the night that Erin and I had an orgy in London, but it’s not completely finished yet. Hopefully I’ll feel like getting stuff accomplished and will finish that bad boy up sometime this week. Expect it to show up on the site and/or your Niteflirt email box soon!

Final note, I watched “The Departed” day before yesterday finally. I had avoided it because of some comments that my roomie made, but OMG! That was one of the most awesome movies I’ve ever seen! What did you think of it?

Oh, final final note…I’m still fucking the boy, but we’re not back together. It’s been a month since we broke up and it’s definitely sticking this time. I’m just enjoying myself because he’s so good in bed!

I went to see “Fred Claus” yesterday and it was surprisingly amusing and deep! Now granted, the special effects were horrible. They clearly pasted the heads of regular adult actors onto bodies of children that were wearing costumes to make them look like elves and it was a little distracting at times, but it was also a bit charming.

I love Vince Vaughn to begin with; his delivery style just really does it for me. What really surprised me about this movie though were all the OTHER actors that I didn’t expect to see. Paul Giamatti was Santa Claus, Rachel Weizs was the girlfriend and Ludacris played the DJ and I almost lost my head laughing at how funny it looked to see Luda’s head pasted on a little elf body. Kathy Bates (one of my all time faves) played the Claus mother and then surprise of all surprises, Kevin Space (another one of my all time faves) played the bad guy.

Let me tell you, a double Oscar winner showing up in this supposedly light hearted holiday comedy was unexpected. What really shocked me though was how deep and touching it ended up being. Now, I’m not expert on movies, have never claimed to be…but the speech that Spacey gives to Vaughn about his inability to thrive in the shadow of his brother is really a powerful moment. I was actually pulled out of the movie for a second just to wonder at Spacey’s talent.

Anyway, I highly recommend this movie!

 

In other news, I’m off to Erin’s here in just a little bit! My cousin is going with so we’re having a crazy girl weekend! WOOHOO! I definitely need it. I’m 100% sure that we will not be doing any calls so please don’t worry when you don’t see us on!
 

And finally, I have to rant a little. I just got totally insulted by a caller after I made a valiant effort to stretch out a conversation with what seemed like a brick wall. He didn’t like role playing but wanted to “discuss” his fantasy. After asking about a million questions over a 5 minute period and being delivered deadpan answers that didn’t lead to further conversation, I finally just said that I didn’t really know what he wanted.
 

He was like, “Oh, it’s ok, maybe we’re just not clicking. I’m sure you’re very good with other callers, just not this one.” Well, first of all, there’s not a damn thing in any of my listings about being an expert on cuckolding. And excuse me? I am DAMN good at what I do, but I cannot conduct a conversation with a pile of rocks. And no, he didn’t leave me bad feedback or anything, but I don’t really care if he does. I’m using this opportunity to remind you all that I’m not a miracle worker, I’m just a girl!
 

Hope you all have a GREAT weekend! I’m gonna do my best to get laid by a super hot stud with a huge cock. Ok, not TOO huge…but at least 8! haha

 

 

I saw a commercial the other day for a new movie coming out based on a Stephen King story called “The Mist.” I could swear that the short story was actually titled “The Fog”, but either way, I remember it well. I used to be an avid Stephen King reader and that was one of the two stories I ever read of his that actually physically scared me. The other was “The Dark Half.”

I absolutely love scary movies and I’m super excited for this one! YAY! Now I just need to find someone to drag to it. I have a lot of friends but for some reason it’s always hard for me to find people to go to the movies with. Go figure.

Tomorrow is Erin’s birthday! I’ll be going up to Portland this weekend and I can’t wait to see her again. We’ve been talking on the phone a lot and she’s helping me get through the break up. We’ve got VIP passes to a night club in downtown Portland and a bunch of her friends will be going out with us. You guys know how much I love dancing so it should be a good time. Hopefully there will be a lot of cute guys to flirt with too.

I’m gonna do some Christmas shopping while I’m there too. Yeah, Christmas. Can you believe it’s that time of year again? I’ll be making my annual pilgrimage home soon, but as always will be taking calls during my visit. I’ve actually been a bit addicted to shopping lately. Retail therapy really does work for me, but it makes the budget a little tight sometimes in two ways…1. I’m spending money I already have and 2. When I’m out shopping, I’m not MAKING money.

I’ve had some pretty good calls lately though. It seems like the more normal and “gfe” guys are starting to make their way back to my listings. That’s good because sometimes fetish calls and stuff aren’t my favorite and I enjoy my job a lot more when I get more regular and role play calls.

Maybe you have one in mind that we can play out? I should be around most of today and I’d love to talk!

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Did you miss me? Then call me and tell me how much.  I had an absolutely AMAZING time and yes, I totally fucked my way through Europe.

I’m planning to write up a huge story about it but probably won’t get started until Monday. I’ll be taking calls tonight though, feel free to ask me how it went if you call! I’d love to tell you all about it.