I thought this would happen. Niteflirt said they’d be down for 12 hrs. and lo and behold…they’re down for 39 and counting. They say they’ll be back up at 6 pm PST today, but who knows if that’s actually going to happen. They could get to 5:59 and then say “Oh, oops, we won’t be back up til midnight!”

I’m afraid that this is only the first in a long line of deadlines they miss by a mile. Honestly, I’m not worried about putting on a brave face for my customers and acting like nothing’s wrong. One of the main things my callers tell me they like so much about me is that I’m not fake. I tell it like it is. If I’m having a bad day, I say I’m having a bad day. If I’m freaked out about something, I’m gonna say it.

However, I have a pretty fun life and if something fun is going on, I talk about that too!

All that said, I’m not leaving Niteflirt. They are still by and far the best solution out there for what I do. They’re secure, pay on time and lately I’ve been optimistic about the future there. I’m disappointed that they have been down for so long when they said only 12 hrs., but hopefully it will be worth it to be on a new platform that’s glitch free. Not to mention the fact that they say we’ll be getting NEW features eventually. The thought that we might be able to SMS text our clients sometime in the future makes my whole body tingle.

I sent out an email telling you all how you can help during the next few months while us flirts are without a lot of the features we’ve grown to rely on. I’ll post it here as well because these are things that will help ANY flirt. I’m sure a lot of you will be wanting to help the girls you call regularly.

1. If it’s been more than 30 days since you’ve contacted a flirt, instead of using your “favorites” list, surf to their listing from the main page of Niteflirt. You might have to go kinda deep, since we don’t know where our listings will show up, but don’t sort by “highest rated”. Stay in that main list that it defaults to and just look for them. It’s complicated to explain why this will help, but it will.

2. Leave feedback. A lot of flirts have stopped caring about ratings, but having points does help when there are guys who sort by “highest rated.”

3. CALL! Some flirts might be experiencing a slow down because they’re no longer able to affect their positioning in the lists. Just giving them your business will help. If you don’t tip, think about starting? Even a few dollars will be appreciated.

4. Share your creativity! Have an idea for something you think your favorite flirt could sell to her clients? Email her and ask her to do it!

5. A lot of us will be marketing ourselves in new venues. If a flirt has a top site link on her site, click it and VOTE for her!

I hope those were some useful suggestions. End of depressing business talk! hah

In other news, I started talking to Erin again recently. I’d stopped talking to her altogether back in April, after six months of scant contact and canceling on me multiple times, I just told her to forget it. Then the other day, I texted her in a little fit of anger and she called me. She’s really not doing too well.

I ended up flying to Portland on Saturday to go see her and help her out. She’s still with her douchebag of a boyfriend (god, that guy is a loser), and their lives are not going smoothly right now. It’s possible that we’ll be doing 2 girl calls again here sometime soon. That was SO much fun, I can’t wait to do it again.

We didn’t sleep together when I went up there, but I’m sure we would if she came down here alone. What her man doesn’t know won’t hurt him!

Erin’s kinda old news though. Remember that girl I said I had a huge crush on and was going to see at a party the day after I met her? I didn’t end up seeing her the next day because I didn’t go (turns out she didn’t either), but I came across an opportunity to contact her yesterday so I did! I asked our mutual friend for her number and called her. We’re going on a double date this weekend! YAY!!

I don’t really know if she’s into girls, but she saw me kiss a girl, so she knows that *I* am at least. I mean, I think she was into me, we hung out a lot that night…but my gaydar might be off, ya know? I guess we’ll see! Wouldn’t it be funny if we went on a double date and the two GIRLS ended up hooking up?

We’re supposed to go hot tubbing after the date…mmm I can’t wait to see her in a bikini!! YUM!

Ok, I’m off to get some stuff done around the house. Keep your fingers crossed that Niteflirt comes back up at 6 pm! I’ve been having withdrawals and I know a lot of you have too!

I’m off on a camping trip. Don’t miss me too much! I’ll be back on Sunday

Hey everyone! Hope you had an awesome Fourth of July weekend! How cool is it that it fell on a Saturday this year? I had a great time, had some friends over, watched everyone get totally shit faced drunk and set off fireworks. Good times!

I got a puppy on Saturday! She’s so cute, only 9 wks. old!! She has fleas though, I woke up this morning covered in flea bites (sexy, huh?) so I have to go get her some flea shampoo. She’s been doing great with potty training, she’s a little genius. She looks just like a dog I had when I was growing up. Can’t wait to see if she’s as cool as he was!

I’m off to go shopping in a few minutes. I’m going camping this weekend with some friends and I need EVERYTHING. Feel like tippin’ me so I can take this time off and not have my bottom line suffer?

Wish me luck not forgetting something. Don’t you hate that? You get out there in the middle of nowhere and you’re like “Fuck, I forgot my swim suit!” haha Hopefully I will remember everything. I’d rather be over prepared than underprepared. I don’t even know where we’re going yet, everyone else is in charge of that stuff.

Alright, just wanted to post real fast so you all know that I’m still alive and kickin’. Anyone else SUPER excited for Harry Potter next week?

Talk to you soon!

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!

It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!

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