**WARNING** Don’t read if you don’t want to see me as a real human being! If I’m nothing but a fuck slut to you, skip this entry!

So um, hey…some of you know that I co-own a house with my cousin. We’ve lived here around 5 yrs. or so. Anyway, it’s been on the market for the past few months because we got caught with an ARM and our payment had gone up $1000 a month over the past two years (and then back down a tiny bit last adjustment). I had called two months back and asked if there was anything they could do to lower it because it was just crazy and they said no because it was for sale.

I called back a couple of weeks ago and talked to someone else who immediately informed me that regardless of whether it was for sale, we qualified for a mortgage modification that would drop our interest rate back down to what it originally was. That lowers our payment over $700 a month! It’s only $100 more than it was when we first got the mortgage!

I am so damn excited. We’re taking the house off the market and even though I might still move, now my roomies can afford to stay here by themselves if they decide to just cash me out somehow. What’d I do to celebrate? I WENT SHOPPING! HAHAHA

This month’s payment is still the super high one, but hey, whatever. Even with a shopping spree, we can still pay it before we’re 30 days late so by God, I’m getting some new shoes. If this had happened last month, I could have stayed in my photography class.

I’m gonna go out shopping again today. I tried to find some shoes yesterday but couldn’t really. Well, that’s not totally true. I did find a pair of cute little sandals at Nordstrom, but didn’t have my bank card with me and my cousin didn’t have enough to cover them cause they were $90. Maybe I’ll go back today and get them.

It’s kinda funny because as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my mind a bit about buying expensive things. Not that $90 shoes are really THAT expensive, but I used to be a “shop at the mall, buy shoes at Payless” kinda girl. I still shop at the mall, but the stores I go to are definitely different these days. I hate buying things that fray, fall apart or just generally look like crap after two washes. I bought a super cute purse just a couple of months ago at Ross and it already has threads sticking out all over the place. My Coach bag is two years old, has gotten a lot of use and still looks almost new.

So yeah, I think I’ll go get those shoes. I’d rather have those and know that I’ll have them for a few years than 4 pairs that I know will last only one season.

Anyway, in other news, I’m still steadfastly single even though I broke down a few days ago and had sex with the boy. I’ve been flirtin’ it up when I go out to do stuff and I have absolutely no interest in getting back together with him…FINALLY. We still have the same chemistry, but whatever spell he had on me is broken. We got drunk and the sex wasn’t even that great…go figure, after three weeks we normally would have exploded like dynamite together.

I’ve got a party to go to tomorrow so maybe I’ll meet someone? I think I need to brush up on my flirting skills though. I went to dinner last night and this guy was CRAZY flirting and chattin’ it up with me and for some reason, didn’t ask me out. I know I could have done it, but I’m just not aggressive. So I either need to give out stronger signals or get some balls and I doubt that will happen! At least, I hope not.

I should be on and taking calls tonight, but even though this party starts in the afternoon tomorrow, I doubt I’ll be on tomorrow at all.

On a final note, thanks to the new guy who left me awesome feedback last night and pushed my listing up over 10,100! How sweet is this? “Wow, I’m in complete awe. While I’ve had the chance to play with a good number of amazing women on NF, I have never encountered someone who is as honest, down-to-earth and sexy as Nikki, while comfortably demonstrating such an imaginatively nasty and kinky side. Nikki, I cannot wait to play with you again! Thanks for making me your final call of the night.”

I’m not quite sure what my deal is, but I’m watching a ton of movies still. I did manage to watch “Dan in Real Life” yesterday. Ugh, what a lame ass movie! It was 100% predictable from start to finish and normally I love Steve Carell, but his performance was flat and not funny at all. I think Juliette Binoche was completely miscast. I didn’t buy her being with Dane Cook’s character for one second. Overall, just a huge bummer and a waste of my time.

On the other hand, even though “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” wasn’t quite as funny as Richard Roeper seemed to think it was, I definitely enjoyed it. I was supposed to go with the boy, but I finally put my foot down and it’s been two weeks since I’ve seen him. I think it’s gonna stick this time.

So my roomies and I got hella stoned and went. We munched popcorn and candy and laughed our asses off. Since when did penises start making regular appearances in rated R movies? First there was a sausage fest in “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (which I thought was funny for the first half and then totally dragged) and now we saw Jason Segal’s weiner just right out there in the open!

I absolutely love him in the tv show “How I Met Your Mother” and I’ve been stoked to be seeing him in feature length comedies. He both wrote and starred in this movie and I was definitely impressed. I can’t wait for future stuff!

I do just have to quickly mention that I still think “Knocked Up” was funnier. There are WAY more one liners in it. Also, I was way disappointed by Paul Rudd’s character in this movie. There could have been WAY more done with it. Even Jonah Hill’s character was slightly underplayed, in my opinion.

In other news, it’s still super slow on the phones for some reason. I think I posted about my scores getting way better on Niteflirt, but now it just seems like I’m paying for double the exposure and getting way fewer calls. Who knows. Hopefully it will pick up soon, I’ve had two bad weeks in a row and yesterday I was on for over 12 hrs. and averaged less than $15 an hour! I might as well go and be a secretary or something for that kinda money!

I’ve had a request to work on the story about the orgy that I had with Erin in Europe so I think I’ll start that today. I don’t really have any other plans. I want to go shopping, but lack of funds is stopping me at this point. Anyone wanna get me a gift certificate so I can go please? Pretty please?

Erin came down my cousin’s little boy’s birthday and we had a blast! I made a chocolate cake with buttercream icing from SCRATCH. I was SO proud of myself. It was insanely delicious and the best part was that the baby got a birthday cake with no unprounceable ingredients. I made a carrot cake too since that’s her man’s fave and a lot of other people like it too. It was a major hit as well.

That night a bunch of us got totally wasted and went to moonlight bowling. And no, we didn’t take the baby. haha I have been such a major light weight lately, it’s ridiculous. I ended up kinda passing out on the way home and don’t even remember some stuff. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t feel like butt the next day.

Yesterday I was supposed to have my Eckhart Tolle class, but I ended up going to the boy’s instead. We hadn’t seen each other for a week and we’d been fighting (I can hear the gasps of shock now!) so I went. I’d said some pretty mean stuff to him and wanted to make it up to him…but to my surprise, he actually did some sweet stuff for ME.

He took me to a nice restaurant and five minutes after we got there, a waiter came up to the table with a huge bouquet of balloons, a teddy bear and a dozen long stemmed roses. The balloons said “I’m sorry” on them. He explained that this was his way of finishing up his apology for going out with that other girl. He also is actually finally moving a bit further away than he has been (which was too far to begin with) so it was kind of an “I’m sorry” for that too.

Then we went back to his place and I put on a brand new see through hot pink and black neglige with a matching thong. I guess it got him going because we honestly had the best sex we’ve ever had last night. Ok, maybe second best, but it was unreal. Halfway through it, I felt like stopping him and asking, “Who ARE you?!” hahah

It was amazing. He was so intense and hard core…pulling my hair, spanking me, talking. Usually it’s good between us, but this was awesome. Now I’m EXTRA horny today!

I went to the first class of my second term of photography today this morning. There are only five of us in the class! It really sounds like it’s going to be way more fun than the last class though. We get to shoot anything we want to as long as the final 6 prints we turn in are all related in some way. I’ve got one week to come up with what my project is going to be about. Freaky!

I took all weekend off and then yesterday too so I should be around a lot for the next few days. Give me a call!

Oh yeah, btw…some asshole just left totally wrong feedback on my feminization listing. Actually, calling him an asshole might be premature, I think it really must have been a case of mistaken identity. He said I repeatedly hung up on him and told him I don’t talk to losers or fags. Um, that just straight up wasn’t me.

I talked to him for 4 minutes, but he hung up on ME (I have it in my notes). He told me he just got paid $500 to give a blow job but hadn’t managed to make the guy cum. I asked a few questions and he hung up without notice. So anyway, just in case you’re wondering, I DO talk to losers AND fags (though most of you who call aren’t really fags), so just don’t pay attention to that dude’s weird feedback.

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Yes, my life really is fuckin’ awesome sometimes. I thought I wouldn’t get to that story, but I needed something to take my mind off of my class when I got home today so I finished it. It’s 5 pages long and even just remembering it and typing it out got me all wet so I’m pretty sure it will get you worked up too.

It’s only $5.00 and based on feedback I’ve gotten from other stories I’ve written, I’m pretty sure it will be worth every penny. Let me know what you think!

In other news, my photography class is over next Wed. We have to turn our final “books” in on Monday that contain all of our assignments. I have all of them shot but one and all of them printed but two, so I’m actually doing alright. I’m gonna head to the dark room tomorrow and finish printing the one I started on today. Then I plan to shoot the final assignment on Wed., go to the dark room to work on it on Thurs. and then finish it up Fri. when the teachers are there.

This class has been insanely frustrating. If anything, at least I’ve learned that I do NOT want to do traditional dark room photography. Not that anyone really does these days, but having to take it is just driving me NUTS! I am happy that I’m learning basics about the camera though, that will all come in handy during digital classes too of course.

I plan to be signed in all evening…hopefully some of you will read the new story and get all hot and bothered and then call me!

It’s barely 11 pm and I’m so tired I can barely hold my eyes open. I spent 5 hrs. in the dark room today. I’m pretty sure that this class is going to be the death of me. I’ll be up bright and early to head back tomorrow though so I can get some one on one time with the teacher.

I spent Sunday and Monday with Erin since she didn’t have to work because of President’s day. OMG … we had an absolutely amazing time with our second ever all-girl threesome! It was so amazingly hot, I promise that I’ll be writing up a story about it as soon as I get some time. Oddly enough, that same night, I fucked a guy in a club right in front of a few hundred people. I don’t really think anyone noticed, but still. I’ll include that in the story too, of course.

Anyway, I just wanted to post real fast and let you all know that I’m still here. I’ve been logging in as much as I could but between dark room time, shooting my assignments and visiting Erin, I haven’t been on as much as I should have been lately.

Ok, got interrupted and am now literally falling asleep at my keyboard. Will update more later!