Sorry I haven’t updated lately…calls are up and down and it’s hard for me to stay motivated to update this thing when I’m not really getting any calls! I say that knowing that last month was pretty much the best month I’ve had this year and so far this year has been way better than last, but you guys know how a couple of slow days depresses me! Sorry! hah

So let’s see, here’s a quick run down of what I’ve been doing lately. Erin was in town last weekend and we had a blast! We went to the movies twice, went to a food festival, licked each other a bunch haha, swam in the pool naked and ate a lot of fruit. It was great!

We saw “Wanted“, which I really liked. Ok, yes, there are a MILLION things wrong with this movie, but I don’t care. No, we didn’t get enough background or details about the organization that recruited him. Yes, I hated the ending. No, I didn’t like that we can’t really tell whether there’s going to be a sequel.

I haven’t really been a huge fan of James McAvoy until recently when I saw “The Last King of Scotland“. I mean, sure, he did a great job as Tumnus the faun in “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”, but he hadn’t really captured me as a fan until then. But wow, he was sexy as hell as the doctor who dared to fuck Idi Amin’s wife.

As an action hero, I’m not quite sure I buy it. It’s the same slight reservation I have about Toby Maguire as Spiderman. He’s cute (not hot, but cute), he’s ripped, he’s kinda sexy? But he’s definitely more the “Sea Biscuit” and “The Cider House Rules” type than an action hero. You know what I’m saying?

Anyway, regardless of that, I enjoyed the action sequences, the “Matrix” style themes, the fact that there was room for my brain to interpret and conclude and the sense of “HA” that came with the ending. I liked it when we walked out of the theater and by an hour later, I upgraded that “like” to “really liked”. So that’s my opinion. Go see it and let me know what you think!

We also went and saw “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” I hate myself for liking it and laughing as much as I did, but I did. End of story. It was utterly ridiculous, raunchy, retarded and funny as HELL. Maybe it was my frame of mind and I would have hated it if I’d gone the day before or after, but hey…whatever.

In other news, I’m back with the boy. Ok, yes, I’ll wait until the shocked gasps die down to continue…go ahead, I know you’re amazed.

Yes, the day I posted that last entry, I ended up answering his text. We started talking again and that Friday, he came to see me. Of course the sex was amazing, ask me about the new toys we used. You know how it goes. We saw each other again the following Wed. and then on Monday this week. He’s going out of town this weekend, but things are as good as they’ve ever been and I’m going with it.

I plan to do absolutely nothing today but take calls and do laundry. No, I won’t be doing them simultaneously … unless you bore the hell out of me? lol JUST KIDDING.

So give me a call…if you’re new and reading my blog for the first time, just know that given the right connection, I can be the best GFE the phone sex world has to offer. I’m fun, intelligent, sassy and way hornier than any human should be. So let’s have a good time!

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I fucked two different guys yesterday. OH MY, it’s been so long since I’ve been so naughty. I’m kinda tired though, so I’ll write all about it later. Until then, call me if you want to hear about it!

**WARNING** Don’t read if you don’t want to see me as a real human being! If I’m nothing but a fuck slut to you, skip this entry!

So um, hey…some of you know that I co-own a house with my cousin. We’ve lived here around 5 yrs. or so. Anyway, it’s been on the market for the past few months because we got caught with an ARM and our payment had gone up $1000 a month over the past two years (and then back down a tiny bit last adjustment). I had called two months back and asked if there was anything they could do to lower it because it was just crazy and they said no because it was for sale.

I called back a couple of weeks ago and talked to someone else who immediately informed me that regardless of whether it was for sale, we qualified for a mortgage modification that would drop our interest rate back down to what it originally was. That lowers our payment over $700 a month! It’s only $100 more than it was when we first got the mortgage!

I am so damn excited. We’re taking the house off the market and even though I might still move, now my roomies can afford to stay here by themselves if they decide to just cash me out somehow. What’d I do to celebrate? I WENT SHOPPING! HAHAHA

This month’s payment is still the super high one, but hey, whatever. Even with a shopping spree, we can still pay it before we’re 30 days late so by God, I’m getting some new shoes. If this had happened last month, I could have stayed in my photography class.

I’m gonna go out shopping again today. I tried to find some shoes yesterday but couldn’t really. Well, that’s not totally true. I did find a pair of cute little sandals at Nordstrom, but didn’t have my bank card with me and my cousin didn’t have enough to cover them cause they were $90. Maybe I’ll go back today and get them.

It’s kinda funny because as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my mind a bit about buying expensive things. Not that $90 shoes are really THAT expensive, but I used to be a “shop at the mall, buy shoes at Payless” kinda girl. I still shop at the mall, but the stores I go to are definitely different these days. I hate buying things that fray, fall apart or just generally look like crap after two washes. I bought a super cute purse just a couple of months ago at Ross and it already has threads sticking out all over the place. My Coach bag is two years old, has gotten a lot of use and still looks almost new.

So yeah, I think I’ll go get those shoes. I’d rather have those and know that I’ll have them for a few years than 4 pairs that I know will last only one season.

Anyway, in other news, I’m still steadfastly single even though I broke down a few days ago and had sex with the boy. I’ve been flirtin’ it up when I go out to do stuff and I have absolutely no interest in getting back together with him…FINALLY. We still have the same chemistry, but whatever spell he had on me is broken. We got drunk and the sex wasn’t even that great…go figure, after three weeks we normally would have exploded like dynamite together.

I’ve got a party to go to tomorrow so maybe I’ll meet someone? I think I need to brush up on my flirting skills though. I went to dinner last night and this guy was CRAZY flirting and chattin’ it up with me and for some reason, didn’t ask me out. I know I could have done it, but I’m just not aggressive. So I either need to give out stronger signals or get some balls and I doubt that will happen! At least, I hope not.

I should be on and taking calls tonight, but even though this party starts in the afternoon tomorrow, I doubt I’ll be on tomorrow at all.

On a final note, thanks to the new guy who left me awesome feedback last night and pushed my listing up over 10,100! How sweet is this? “Wow, I’m in complete awe. While I’ve had the chance to play with a good number of amazing women on NF, I have never encountered someone who is as honest, down-to-earth and sexy as Nikki, while comfortably demonstrating such an imaginatively nasty and kinky side. Nikki, I cannot wait to play with you again! Thanks for making me your final call of the night.”

I’m not quite sure what my deal is, but I’m watching a ton of movies still. I did manage to watch “Dan in Real Life” yesterday. Ugh, what a lame ass movie! It was 100% predictable from start to finish and normally I love Steve Carell, but his performance was flat and not funny at all. I think Juliette Binoche was completely miscast. I didn’t buy her being with Dane Cook’s character for one second. Overall, just a huge bummer and a waste of my time.

On the other hand, even though “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” wasn’t quite as funny as Richard Roeper seemed to think it was, I definitely enjoyed it. I was supposed to go with the boy, but I finally put my foot down and it’s been two weeks since I’ve seen him. I think it’s gonna stick this time.

So my roomies and I got hella stoned and went. We munched popcorn and candy and laughed our asses off. Since when did penises start making regular appearances in rated R movies? First there was a sausage fest in “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (which I thought was funny for the first half and then totally dragged) and now we saw Jason Segal’s weiner just right out there in the open!

I absolutely love him in the tv show “How I Met Your Mother” and I’ve been stoked to be seeing him in feature length comedies. He both wrote and starred in this movie and I was definitely impressed. I can’t wait for future stuff!

I do just have to quickly mention that I still think “Knocked Up” was funnier. There are WAY more one liners in it. Also, I was way disappointed by Paul Rudd’s character in this movie. There could have been WAY more done with it. Even Jonah Hill’s character was slightly underplayed, in my opinion.

In other news, it’s still super slow on the phones for some reason. I think I posted about my scores getting way better on Niteflirt, but now it just seems like I’m paying for double the exposure and getting way fewer calls. Who knows. Hopefully it will pick up soon, I’ve had two bad weeks in a row and yesterday I was on for over 12 hrs. and averaged less than $15 an hour! I might as well go and be a secretary or something for that kinda money!

I’ve had a request to work on the story about the orgy that I had with Erin in Europe so I think I’ll start that today. I don’t really have any other plans. I want to go shopping, but lack of funds is stopping me at this point. Anyone wanna get me a gift certificate so I can go please? Pretty please?

Erin came down my cousin’s little boy’s birthday and we had a blast! I made a chocolate cake with buttercream icing from SCRATCH. I was SO proud of myself. It was insanely delicious and the best part was that the baby got a birthday cake with no unprounceable ingredients. I made a carrot cake too since that’s her man’s fave and a lot of other people like it too. It was a major hit as well.

That night a bunch of us got totally wasted and went to moonlight bowling. And no, we didn’t take the baby. haha I have been such a major light weight lately, it’s ridiculous. I ended up kinda passing out on the way home and don’t even remember some stuff. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t feel like butt the next day.

Yesterday I was supposed to have my Eckhart Tolle class, but I ended up going to the boy’s instead. We hadn’t seen each other for a week and we’d been fighting (I can hear the gasps of shock now!) so I went. I’d said some pretty mean stuff to him and wanted to make it up to him…but to my surprise, he actually did some sweet stuff for ME.

He took me to a nice restaurant and five minutes after we got there, a waiter came up to the table with a huge bouquet of balloons, a teddy bear and a dozen long stemmed roses. The balloons said “I’m sorry” on them. He explained that this was his way of finishing up his apology for going out with that other girl. He also is actually finally moving a bit further away than he has been (which was too far to begin with) so it was kind of an “I’m sorry” for that too.

Then we went back to his place and I put on a brand new see through hot pink and black neglige with a matching thong. I guess it got him going because we honestly had the best sex we’ve ever had last night. Ok, maybe second best, but it was unreal. Halfway through it, I felt like stopping him and asking, “Who ARE you?!” hahah

It was amazing. He was so intense and hard core…pulling my hair, spanking me, talking. Usually it’s good between us, but this was awesome. Now I’m EXTRA horny today!

I went to the first class of my second term of photography today this morning. There are only five of us in the class! It really sounds like it’s going to be way more fun than the last class though. We get to shoot anything we want to as long as the final 6 prints we turn in are all related in some way. I’ve got one week to come up with what my project is going to be about. Freaky!

I took all weekend off and then yesterday too so I should be around a lot for the next few days. Give me a call!

Oh yeah, btw…some asshole just left totally wrong feedback on my feminization listing. Actually, calling him an asshole might be premature, I think it really must have been a case of mistaken identity. He said I repeatedly hung up on him and told him I don’t talk to losers or fags. Um, that just straight up wasn’t me.

I talked to him for 4 minutes, but he hung up on ME (I have it in my notes). He told me he just got paid $500 to give a blow job but hadn’t managed to make the guy cum. I asked a few questions and he hung up without notice. So anyway, just in case you’re wondering, I DO talk to losers AND fags (though most of you who call aren’t really fags), so just don’t pay attention to that dude’s weird feedback.

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