It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!

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That was funny…I said I’m a procrastinator and then I didn’t post stuff I said I was gonna post. The voip thing ended up being a bust. I bought it, received it and got ready to install it when I read in the teeny tiny fine print that you can’t use it for anything but personal home use and any use above 3,000 minutes a month would be taken as proof that you were using it against the terms of service. So I’m sending it back. I’m bummed too cause it would have saved me and my roomies about $60/mo.

I’ve been doing well in general. I’ve spent the past couple of weekends in a row with the boy and we’ve had a great time. I swear, that man’s cock is magical. We’re not getting back together, but we’re settling into a modified relationship as friends and lovers who know that there is no future. I’m not actively looking for someone else, but I am keeping my eyes peeled in case an opportunity presents itself.

I talked to Erin a bit on the phone last night. I think eventually we’ll get back to being friends, but our relationship is definitely over. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to go forward as far as interest in girls, but I guess I’m open to that idea too.

I’ve gotten quite a bit of Christmas shopping done already, thanks to a few of you guys! I’ve had a number of you take me up on my offer for the special secret lower priced line, but not nearly as many as I’d hoped! There’s still time…anyone who tips me or sends me a gift certificate of any kind of $15 or more will get access to calls for the entire month of December for only $1.39/min.! Come on boys, you know you want to make me happy and save a little bit of dough! Click HERE to see what the options are!

I’ll be signed in quite a bit for the next few days. Give me a call and let’s cum together!

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I actually had a great day yesterday. First of all, I started my online real estate course. It’s a 60 hr. class and I flew through the first section of 7 yesterday in less than 5 hrs. Once I realized how fast I was going, I emailed to ask whether finishing early could cause me not to get credit for the course and in a really weird way, they said yes. So I guess I need to slow myself down deliberately, which sucks.

I’m on the math portion today and blech, math is not my thing. But so far so good. I’m gonna call and talk to the HR rep at the place where my cousin works about getting on with them. They are hiring so it shouldn’t be a problem. I won’t really work “with” my cousin, but we’ll be on the same team for the same area, so that will be cool.

Yesterday was crazy, sexy cool day for calls too. I got a new caller who cracked me up…he was down in his finished basement/office talking to me and his dehumidifier came on and was being all noisy. He actually said, “My dehumidifier is cock blocking me!” haha He called back again today and we had a great time fantasizing about turning him into a cuckold, something he said he probably couldn’t handle in real life, but loved thinking about.

I watched a dude on cam yesterday whose dog kept trying to lick his balls during the call. Seriously. It was so insanely funny, I really had a hard time not cracking up.

Then I had a call from a guy who I’d talked to before and really enjoyed the conversation, but for some reason yesterday we just clicked. I’d say that was one of the hottest calls I’ve ever had. Yep, one of the hottest out of thousands. He was teasing me, making me masturbate and then stop if I didn’t manage to cum before he counted to 10. The third time, I exploded right as he got to 10. It was one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had that happened when I was by myself. Amazing. Kudos to you, dude.

My roomies went and saw Terry Fator in Vegas yesterday. I’m SO JEALOUS. I super loved him on “America’s Got Talent” and would have loved to see him live. Maybe someday.

Anyway, I need to get started on my math homework (bleh), but I’ll be around all day today I think! One of my friends is trying to get me to go shopping with her, but I’m resisting. Maybe I’ll be able to resist til 2 or 3. haha

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I sent out that pathetic, desperate email and you guys came to the rescue. I had a couple of days have were awesome on the phones! YAY! special shout outs to the following dudes:

PvtBeaker - we hadn’t talked for almost a YEAR, but that call was just as awesome as any other we’ve ever had. Thanks for being cool.
A new East coaster who’s called a few times…your phone SUCKED today, but we got back on track! YAY!
The meanest school teacher - threaten to kill, maim or otherwise permanently damage me as long as you give me a chance to earn my A! lol so good to hear from you after so long.
Kalen - mmm bi or not, you’re hot as hell and I love every call with you. So glad you’re still around…
kendog714 - that next door neighbor fantasy is yummy. Love that.

I went and saw the boy on Saturday. It was amazing, of course. It’s been a couple of months since we broke up now and there’s no real reunion on the horizon, but it’s nice to still see him every once in awhile. The sex was surprisingly phenomenal, honestly. I knew it would be good because it had been so long, but he busted out some new tricks and I was highly impressed.

Yesterday I just stayed home pretty much and then went out to dinner with my roomie. It was slow again yesterday and featuring just straight up is not working for me anymore so I do need to figure something out here soon. Like I said, I had a couple of really good days, but then it died right back down. I have been looking for another job, but so far haven’t seen anything that I’m interested in.

I think I’ll try to work on a story today. My roomie’s gonna get mad at me because I won’t want to go to the gym, but if I stay here and play Dance, Dance Revolution as my work out, at least I can take calls while I’m doing it. A trip to the gym is usually at least 2 hrs. away from the house because it takes us about 15 mins. to get there.

So hey, hit me up if you see me online or taking calls! Hope you all had a great weekend

Yep, I did it. Those of you who know me know that even though I’ve had quite a few girl/girl/guy and girl/girl/girl threesomes, I’d never been in a threesome with two guys.

I did it for the first time with two military boys (21 and 22 yrs. old) and it was absolutely incredible. It’s been like four days and I’m STILL sore. Yes, Erin was there too but it’s kind of a long story…I’d love to tell you all about it!

I’m taking calls alone again now (Erin left this morning) and I’m horny as fuck. Call me up and let me tell you about my threesome! *so excited*

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