I sent out that pathetic, desperate email and you guys came to the rescue. I had a couple of days have were awesome on the phones! YAY! special shout outs to the following dudes:

PvtBeaker - we hadn’t talked for almost a YEAR, but that call was just as awesome as any other we’ve ever had. Thanks for being cool.
A new East coaster who’s called a few times…your phone SUCKED today, but we got back on track! YAY!
The meanest school teacher - threaten to kill, maim or otherwise permanently damage me as long as you give me a chance to earn my A! lol so good to hear from you after so long.
Kalen - mmm bi or not, you’re hot as hell and I love every call with you. So glad you’re still around…
kendog714 - that next door neighbor fantasy is yummy. Love that.

I went and saw the boy on Saturday. It was amazing, of course. It’s been a couple of months since we broke up now and there’s no real reunion on the horizon, but it’s nice to still see him every once in awhile. The sex was surprisingly phenomenal, honestly. I knew it would be good because it had been so long, but he busted out some new tricks and I was highly impressed.

Yesterday I just stayed home pretty much and then went out to dinner with my roomie. It was slow again yesterday and featuring just straight up is not working for me anymore so I do need to figure something out here soon. Like I said, I had a couple of really good days, but then it died right back down. I have been looking for another job, but so far haven’t seen anything that I’m interested in.

I think I’ll try to work on a story today. My roomie’s gonna get mad at me because I won’t want to go to the gym, but if I stay here and play Dance, Dance Revolution as my work out, at least I can take calls while I’m doing it. A trip to the gym is usually at least 2 hrs. away from the house because it takes us about 15 mins. to get there.

So hey, hit me up if you see me online or taking calls! Hope you all had a great weekend

Yep, I did it. Those of you who know me know that even though I’ve had quite a few girl/girl/guy and girl/girl/girl threesomes, I’d never been in a threesome with two guys.

I did it for the first time with two military boys (21 and 22 yrs. old) and it was absolutely incredible. It’s been like four days and I’m STILL sore. Yes, Erin was there too but it’s kind of a long story…I’d love to tell you all about it!

I’m taking calls alone again now (Erin left this morning) and I’m horny as fuck. Call me up and let me tell you about my threesome! *so excited*

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I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!

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Wow, it’s starting to get harder and harder for me to remember to update this darn blog. What is wrong with me?

Life is crazy, as always. Insane fights with the boy, making up, dinners with friends, hanging out with Erin and my roomies, lots of great food…

I think I’ve mentioned my addiction to Starbucks in here a few times. If not, here it is. I drink at least one coffee from Starbucks every day. It depends on my mood, but I always get either a hot nonfat peppermint white chocolate mocha or an iced caramel macchiato.

I realized a couple of weeks ago that I spend about $100 a month on coffee so I decided to go ahead and get an espresso machine. I took myself down to Bed, Bath & Beyond and plunked down $150. I spent another $50 or so on accessories, coffee and syrups and stuff and proceeded to make coffee.

The machine I got SUCKED. I ended up taking it back with coffee grounds all over it (it exploded on me) and told them that it tried to kill me several times. The manager ended up coming over to help me himself and gave me a $400 machine for $300 because I’d had so much trouble with the original one. What really happened is that he clearly wanted to fuck me so he gave me an awesome discount. haha

It was a special order though so I had to wait. I finally got it a couple of days ago and YAY! I love it and easily duplicated my favorite drinks.

Erin and I spent the night at the boy’s house last night. We all drank it up, danced and fucked our brains out. No group stuff, but Erin fucked the boy’s best friend again. He has a HUGE dick and this time he was super awesome in bed (his performance has been uneven in the past hah). We came home after breakfast, took a nap, licked and played with each other and then she headed out. Sorry we didn’t get a chance to do any calls.

I have a pretty tame week ahead of me as far as I know. I should be on and taking calls during most of my normal times. Call me and let’s play!

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Sorry I haven’t updated lately…calls are up and down and it’s hard for me to stay motivated to update this thing when I’m not really getting any calls! I say that knowing that last month was pretty much the best month I’ve had this year and so far this year has been way better than last, but you guys know how a couple of slow days depresses me! Sorry! hah

So let’s see, here’s a quick run down of what I’ve been doing lately. Erin was in town last weekend and we had a blast! We went to the movies twice, went to a food festival, licked each other a bunch haha, swam in the pool naked and ate a lot of fruit. It was great!

We saw “Wanted“, which I really liked. Ok, yes, there are a MILLION things wrong with this movie, but I don’t care. No, we didn’t get enough background or details about the organization that recruited him. Yes, I hated the ending. No, I didn’t like that we can’t really tell whether there’s going to be a sequel.

I haven’t really been a huge fan of James McAvoy until recently when I saw “The Last King of Scotland“. I mean, sure, he did a great job as Tumnus the faun in “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”, but he hadn’t really captured me as a fan until then. But wow, he was sexy as hell as the doctor who dared to fuck Idi Amin’s wife.

As an action hero, I’m not quite sure I buy it. It’s the same slight reservation I have about Toby Maguire as Spiderman. He’s cute (not hot, but cute), he’s ripped, he’s kinda sexy? But he’s definitely more the “Sea Biscuit” and “The Cider House Rules” type than an action hero. You know what I’m saying?

Anyway, regardless of that, I enjoyed the action sequences, the “Matrix” style themes, the fact that there was room for my brain to interpret and conclude and the sense of “HA” that came with the ending. I liked it when we walked out of the theater and by an hour later, I upgraded that “like” to “really liked”. So that’s my opinion. Go see it and let me know what you think!

We also went and saw “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” I hate myself for liking it and laughing as much as I did, but I did. End of story. It was utterly ridiculous, raunchy, retarded and funny as HELL. Maybe it was my frame of mind and I would have hated it if I’d gone the day before or after, but hey…whatever.

In other news, I’m back with the boy. Ok, yes, I’ll wait until the shocked gasps die down to continue…go ahead, I know you’re amazed.

Yes, the day I posted that last entry, I ended up answering his text. We started talking again and that Friday, he came to see me. Of course the sex was amazing, ask me about the new toys we used. You know how it goes. We saw each other again the following Wed. and then on Monday this week. He’s going out of town this weekend, but things are as good as they’ve ever been and I’m going with it.

I plan to do absolutely nothing today but take calls and do laundry. No, I won’t be doing them simultaneously … unless you bore the hell out of me? lol JUST KIDDING.

So give me a call…if you’re new and reading my blog for the first time, just know that given the right connection, I can be the best GFE the phone sex world has to offer. I’m fun, intelligent, sassy and way hornier than any human should be. So let’s have a good time!

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