For the past week or so, my blog has been spontaneously disappearing while I sleep. It works fine and then I get up and *poof*, it’s not there. Every time I call in to the ISP, they fix it. I’m getting fed up though! So if you notice that my blog is gone, just hang tight, it’ll be back soon. They said that if it happens again, they’ll move my files to another server. Let’s keep our fingers crossed!

My cousin isn’t going in to work today. She’s starting to get really depressed about her lack of success in real estate and I think she may quit soon. If she doesn’t quit or start making some money very soon, they’re going to end up owing me a million dollars and I don’t think any of us want that to happen.

I’m actually thinking about signing in today then instead of going out and doing stuff with her. How weird is that? I haven’t signed in during the day for so long I can’t even remember the last time I did. It might be fun!

In other news, remember the lawyer I went out with on Valentine’s Day? The one I lusted after and then he cancelled our second date and kinda flaked after that? He’s trying to get back in the picture. He actually CALLED me (after weeks of IM’ing, saying he had been meaning to call) and invited me to spend the weekend with him at his beach condo. I declined.

A weekend together at the beach? That’s not something I would do for a second date. A walk along it? Sure. Dinner at a restaurant on it? Definitely. But staying a whole weekend with a virtual stranger in their condo? Sorry, I’m not begging to be some crazy guy’s next victim. haha

He doesn’t live that near me, so I told him to give me a call if he’s ever in my neighborhood. The whole situation is just really confusing. He keeps telling me how attracted to me he is and how “good” he thinks we’d be together and how much he thinks about me…but hasn’t managed to take me out a second time in a SEVEN month period? Gimme a break. UGH.

end of rant

I just signed on to Yahoo and AIM and no one is messaging me. *pout* I guess all my chatters are night guys. I guess I’ll sign on for a bit and see if it picks up. If not, I’ll head out and do some STUFF. Talk to you soon!

Oh, btw, I added some new stuff to my sex toy wish list. I guess I won’t take it down. I mean, who am I to decide what kind of things you buy me if you want to spoil me? Just know that I put some things I’ve already received back up there and if I get them, I’ll be giving them to Erin!! She likes some of my toys so much and I want her to have some of them too!

Shout outs for 9/14/06:
Naughty is right! Such a whore, but so GOOD at it. I’m so happy that you can make your man cum so many times and share it with me.
Mmm, I waited for you all day again and I can’t believe what you rewarded me with!! I can only hope that you’ll be as generous with me again as you were yesterday.
Why does sex in a pool just sound so fucking good when you’re around? We need to invest in some of that lube that stays slippery in water! lol

I told you I’d post pictures of the new toys I got, so here they are! The first group is from OSNB. What you’re seeing is 2 new large bullets for my vibrator, an adaptor so I can use two bullets at once, the “Lil Dipper” and a the “Kama Sutra bedside box”, which has sweet, edible Honey Dust with it’s own feather applicator, spicy, tingly Original Oil of Love, lubricating Love Liquid and Vanilla Creme Massage Cream. I’ve linked all of them to their descriptions on the website they came from so you can check them out further, if you’d like! So awesome!

Oh, btw, OSNB, I had an amazing dream about you last night. Before you even ask, I’ll tell you that yes, we were fucking our brains out. When we got off the phone last night, I made myself cum twice before I even moved….and apparently it affected my dreams. You’re such a tease. I loved talking to you last night.

Then today, I got another box from DJ! He’s so generous sometimes, it just makes me smile. Now, I do have to note that my Aussie hottie gave me money to buy the “Power Rocket” that’s shown below, but I was ordering it with something else for Erin that was on back order, so I cancelled it when I received this in the mail. I will be buying myself something else today! Woohoo! So below is the Power Rocket. a dildo called “Perfect 10“  (OMG) and the “Passion Wand“. I’m really glad I went and got another battery charger and some more AA batteries. lol Thank you SO MUCH DJ!!

I seriously have enough sex toys to open my own store now. I think I’ll go ahead and take the wish list down for awhile again. It makes me a little sad that almost no one ever wants to buy me a book or something non sexual (Johnathan is the main exception to this rule), but I just don’t think I can even handle any more toys. I think later tonight I’ll take a picture of all of them together and then you’ll really see how many I truly have. lol Hey, that would probably be cool to have up on the site anyway, then guys could just choose from the picture what I use when they call.

One other thing I’ll include in this post. A guy posted on the Niteflirt forums about a new group for guys only, so I took a peekety peek at the guys’ listings…and I saw some feedback that just made me wonder “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I thought *I* got weird calls, but this takes the cake, man.

“PLEASE GIANT EVIL BLACK GOD ..SHRINK THEM ALL DOWN AND CRAM THEM IN HAMSTER BALLS THEN BLOW LOADS OF CUM IN THE BALL , AFTER YOU CRAM THE SHRUNKEN SLUTS IN THE CLEAR PLASTIC BALL HOG TIED AND NAKED SQUEELING FOR YOUR GIANT MERCY”

“MASTER CRAMS ALL SHRUNKEN SLUTS INTO HAMSTER BALLS ,, NAKED , AND HOGTIED,SQUEELING FOR MERCY AS HE SCREWS THE LID ON TO SEAL THE TINY SHRUNKEN DOLL SIZE SLUTS TO BE ADDED TO HIS COLLECTION.SOME LEASHES ATTACHED TO BE DRUG AROUND,BUGS AT MASTERS FEET ”

Hamster balls? Dude.

I got a delivery today. Wow, that sex toy store has fast delivery! I got the adaptor for my vibrator and not one, but TWO new large eggs for it! I also got the little vibe that was on my list and a huge surprise…a box with a bunch of edible oils and powders and stuff in it. SO CUTE! My camera is out in the car, but I’m gonna take a picture of the stuff I got and post it later. Thank you SO MUCH OSNB. I can’t tell you how special that made me feel to look in that box and see more than I expected. You rock.

Today was a pretty normal day. The baby is a lot harder to take care of now that he’s getting old. lol But I can still handle it! My roomies are making dinner right now and I’m gonna go down and join them before signing in.

I signed out WAY early last night because I was just so freaking tired. I feel totally refreshed though and am ready to go! Talk to you soon!

Don’t forget that Erin’s gonna be here tomorrow night!!

Shout outs for 9/4/06:
OSNB, not sure what we were laughing our faces off about on THIS day, but I’m sure we did. This was the night we kept getting disconnected. I’m so glad you kept calling back!
My pro masturbator owes me three feedbacks, but I’ll shout out to him anyway. He’s got a busy season ahead of him!
My marathon man called to chit chat. We have a movie date schedule for Sunday, I’m so excited!
And yeah, I already mentioned this…but I let a guy cum after denying him for TWO WHOLE WEEKS! Today was one of the denial calls.

Shout outs for 9/5/06:
Wow, you hadn’t called in a few months, but it was still hot! I’m jealous of Jamie’s trick nipple, thanks for telling me about it!
OSNB…almost THREE HOURS and I loved every second of it. Glad I didn’t have to rape you afterall.
And I finally let that guy cum! HAHAHA that was great
My marathon man called just to say hi. How cute.
pink panty boy! A pleasure, as always. I love you in green.

Shout outs for 9/6/06:
A fellow flirt called and made me kinda nervous (before you get all excited, it was a male flirt), but it was a great call! thanks!
I understand, shaving your legs for the first time was an intense experience! I’m glad you shared it with me.
Marathon man was an asshole to me and called to kiss my butt and apologize. Apology accepted!
A super sweetie bought my new pics and then tipped me. Thanks so much!!
11 calls and it’s still hot every time, right? lol just kidding, I know it is.

I was so busy last night, I didn’t get a chance to update my blog. I need to stay home one of these days and update it during the day! lol I went out to lunch and did some shopping with my cousin today. It was fun! We didn’t get anything too exciting, just a trip to Costco for some food and stuff. I got a couple of new books since the ones I have just don’t seem to be doing it for me lately.

I know I haven’t done shout outs for over a week and I’m really sorry. I will not be doing the ones I missed, but I will make some quick notes about a few calls I remember right off the top of my head…

I just now let a guy cum that I had denied for over 2 wks. That was AWESOME! It was definitely a rush to deny him so many times.

My Aussie hottie has called and worked me over and of course DJ keeps rockin’ my world. Ubu *kisssssssssssssss*

But the shout out of all shout outs has to go “OverSexNaughtyBoy.” Not only for the amazing feedback he leaves ME or because he somehow gets me to fuck myself so hard I can’t even remember my own name, but because he’s funny and smart and SO fun to talk to and only a few other people in this world can make me laugh that hard. So thanks. I don’t think you’re over sexed at all. In fact, you might be just right.

Btw, um…this is kinda weird to say so I’m just gonna come out and say it. The other day I was masturbating with my new vibrating bullet toy and I was squirting and I think I shorted out the large bullet, which is my favorite one. It doesn’t really work anymore. I have to bend the cord a certain way to get it to go on. *pout*

So if someone wants to buy me a new “large accessory egg”, that would be fucking AWESOME. And OMG if someone wants to buy me the adaptor so I can put one in my ass and one on my clit, I would love them FOREVER. Click HERE to see my sex toy wish list! The things I’m talking about are the top 2 on the list.

I’m signed in right now and I’m sure the phone’s about to ring, so I’ll wrap this up by saying:

ERIN’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday night. You know how she is though, I never know when she’ll actually show up. Probably around 10 or so. I’m gonna send out an email and let everyone know tonight since we seem to get more calls when I do that. Remember that to talk to us together is $2.50/min. and tips are ALWAYS welcome! Especially since we’re trying to save for a trip to Europe!

Whew, I have so much to post, I’d better get right into it! My apparent popularity has continued; each night I’ve been on the phone pretty much non stop until I fall into bed exhausted. It’s so much fun, I hope it never stops! I do apologize to those of you who aren’t able to get a hold of me when I’m online and who are missing me other times of day. If I’m on a call and you want to talk, definitely use the “arrange a call” feature so you won’t get left out!

Saturday night I played a very evil trick on a friend. This guy is my male roommate’s best friend and he’s in the Army, currently stationed in Germany. His shoulder got messed up so he’s going to be discharged soon and doesn’t have active duty…so he’s bored over there. He’s on myspace a lot and he posted a bulletin on there titled “what if we had sex.” It was a 22 question survey that is supposed to allow you to reveal your desire to have sex with the person who posted it. But I’m just friends with this guy! We’ve hung out when he comes over to play poker or when we have parties, but he’s goofy and not really my type and we’ve never even flirted.

So what do I do? I respond in the most explicit, dirty way I can think of just to see how he’ll react. Here’s what I posted back to him.

1. Would you be in control?
We’d take turns, giving and taking control until we lost track of whose turn it was and just gave in to the white hot heat.

2. Would you pull my hair?
Babe, you don’t have enough hair to pull, but if you did, I wouldn’t. I hope you’d pull mine though….pull it hard while you fuck me from behind and spank my ass until it’s all pink and warm.

3. Would you whisper in my ear?
I’d whisper softly all the naughty things I wanted to do to you while I ran my hands over every inch of you that I could reach. Between words, my hot, wet tongue would trace the very outer edge of your ear and my teeth would gently nip at your earlobe.

4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Are you kidding? That’s what I was born to do…I promise I’d talk more than any other woman you’ve been with and you’d be begging me for every sweet, sultry sound that escaped my lips.

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
I’d slowly outline your lips with the very tip of my tongue, then slide it into your mouth…waiting for you to reach out with yours only to withdraw and leave you wanting more.

6. Would you say my name?
Say it? I’d whisper, moan, utter, gasp and finally scream it as I came all over your face. Hopefully.

7. Would you go down on me?
“Go down on” you doesn’t even begin to describe what I’d do when I’d use my mouth, tongue and lips on your cock. But yes, I’d go down on you. Ever been truly deep throated?

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
Absolutely. I love to see reminders of what happened the next day.

9. How many rounds would we go?
That really depends on a lot of factors. Whatever your record is, we’d beat it.

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
After we regain our breath and our senses, I’d kiss you one last time and fall asleep.

11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
No. I like the guy to be naked first. I’d love to drag your clothes off one article at a time and then kneel in front of you in a sexy satin nightie.

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
Not really, but enough places for you to feel like I did. Have you ever felt a soft, warm tongue on the back of your knee or sliding across your wrist?

13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
What kind of question is this? Play, of course. If you’re not panting and begging at the end of the first hour, then you don’t get more.

14. Would you want me to take my time?
Of course.

15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
If we did it right, I would.

16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
Fuck me hard and fast and then leave me begging for it while you slide in and out slowly and drive me insane.

17. Where would u wanna “do it” at?
A bed.

18 Would u be loud or quiet?
Loud. If I’m quiet, you’re doing it wrong.

19. Would you mind if I liked you?
I would hope you liked me if we were fucking. I’ve never had sex with someone who didn’t like me.

20. Would you do it 2day?
Not with you in Germany, I wouldn’t.

21. Would you do it 2morrow?
Let me think about it….

22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Probably not. Almost all of my “friends” are girls and I don’t want to see their answers.
I’m already laughing by the time I send it and he writes back almost immediately, saying “hey thats not funny im here you play with me like that lol your crazy you should be a writer god knows you had me on the edge of my seat this is probably the only non visual thing i could jerk off to seriously i got pretty horny . Anyway your mean tell crista i wish she would do those things to me.”

Ok, so he’s not one for punctuation and spelling. lol Crista is a mutual friend of ours that he likes, so obviously he knows I’m joking, right? Well, I write back to him, “Who said I’m playing?”

Oooh, that one got him! I’m dying of laughter over here when I see his response. “are you really down” HAHAHA I leave him to think about it for a few minutes because during most of this, I’m on a call. And yes, the guy knows I’m writing to this dude on myspace while we’re talking! About half an hour later, he writes, “you were fuckin with me i believed you your sex is still good on paper though”

Ooh, that sounded like a challenge and you know how much I like a challenge! So I sent back, “Don’t you wish you knew if I was fuckin’ with ya or not? Good on paper? Babe, you have no idea. I could do things to you that you’d still think about when you were so old you couldn’t even remember your own name.” He responds, “well thats good to know the next time im in cali and at your house i’ll be watching you lol i don’t beleive you your gonna have to do something more convincing”

Of course, I told my cousin, my mom (she knows him), Crista, Erin and anyone else who would listen. MAN that was funny as hell! Am I evil or what? I think my halo disappeared there for a minute and I had cute tiny little horns.

Yesterday we went hiking for the first time without any boys!! It was so awesome. That was really the first time I’ve deliberately gone hiking and finished it saying, “Damn, I’ll definitely be doing that one again!” It was just a tad under 3 miles and the trail was mild, no switchbacks or anything. We ate lunch halfway there and I took 140 pictures so we stopped a lot for that. It took us about 3 hours total. SO AWESOME! I used my new backpack and I couldn’t have been more happy with it. I put Crystal Light lemonade in there and we shared the “lemony goodness” all the way up and down the trail. It rocked!

The funniest thing happened too. In the middle of the trail about 1/4 of the way through, there was this tiny little snake laying there. He might have been 4 inches long, max. My cousin was walking past him and he STRUCK at her shoe!!! I mean, his mouth couldn’t have been more than 1/8 of an inch across and he was striking at her! She walked by and “strike strike strike” and then he turned his attentions to me as I came closer and was striking at me the whole way past him! My cousin was like, “Let’s get the hell outta here…where there are baby snakes, there are mama snakes!”

I’m really starting to enjoy taking pictures. I always have, since I was a little kid, but lately I’m starting to wonder if I couldn’t do something with it professionally. I know, I’m one of a million amateurs who dreams of going pro…same as with any art, right? Writing, painting, photography, singing, song writing, piano playing, etc. What are the odds that someone can take something they love to do and make a career out of it? Probably pretty low, but I’m going to start pursuing it. I have that class that’s starting next month and I was checking out a bunch of photo sites last night. I found some where you can sell your pictures as stock photography that looked interesting. Some of the pictures were AMAZING and some weren’t any better than mine.

My problem is that I know absolutely nothing about digitally correcting color, noise and light balance with something like Photoshop. Just looking at that stuff makes my brain hurt and I don’t really have any desire to learn it. I wonder if I could just hook up with someone who does it and pay them a small fee per photo to correct the pictures. Then if there were some I could actually sell because they were corrected well, I’d make some money. Even if at the beginning, I only made enough to buy new equipment, it would be worth it.

On one of the sites, I found a guy who’s been to a lot of the places I have. He takes some amazing pictures. Man, it was awesome. There was one shot though at a lake I’ve been to where I have almost the same exact angle, but I liked my picture better. So did one of my callers, who happens to have one of my pictures on his desk top. Anyway, I hope that this isn’t a hobby that I just “get over” like I seem to do to so many others. I’m hoping that that’s not the case though, since I’ve loved taking pictures for so many years.

I think I’ve had two of the top 5 most intense calls I’ve ever had this past weekend. The first was with DJ on Saturday night. He just wanted to listen to me masturbate and wanted me to squirt for him. Ok, no problem. He always makes me horny, but all of the sudden, it was like I was possessed! lol I think I squirted for a more prolonged period of time than I ever have before. I soaked through the towels I’d laid down and basically just lost my mind during the call. It was absolutely incredible.

The second one was last night. It was already kinda late, but I wasn’t super sleepy, so I was still signed on while I surfed through the photography sites. “OverSexedNaughtyBoy” called (I’m sure some of you have seen him commenting on my blog lately) and we started out normally, just talking and joking. I think DJ is the only other caller I laugh this much with. I’ll never be able to drink a raspberry smoothie again!

I’d already cum right before he called so I figured I needed to bust out the big guns and I got out my glass dildo. I don’t even know how much time passed or how many times I came, but holy SHIT. I don’t think I’ve ever fucked myself that hard for that long at one time. It was absolutely amazing. Oddly enough, it took him awhile to cum, but it was definitely worth every second. He said I sounded incredible and I assured him that no matter how awesome it sounded, it felt 10 times better.

My cousin decided not to go in to work today because her man is gonna be back from his camping trip, so I have no baby duty today. I’ll probably end up signing on a bit early cause it’s looking like a record month and you know how competitive I am! lol I want to do everything I can to make sure these last 4 days are solid.

Wow, this might be the longest blog entry I’ve ever made! Crazy! I hope you all had GREAT weekends and I’ll talk to you soon!