I’ve had a GREAT day. I got up, did some gift wrapping and got some packages ready to go that I needed to mail out. I actually managed to drag my ass to the postal place and got them in the mail! WOOHOO for me!

I came back and just felt really horny all of the sudden, so I pulled out my trusty little vibrator (the one that DJ got me), parked my butt in front of the computer, put the vibe on my clit and started watching porn. I’d been watching and teasing myself for about 15 minutes when someone IM’d me and asked how I was doing. Of course, I said I was horny and had been watching porn and he jumped right on it and called!

Wow. I don’t think I’ve fucked myself that hard in MONTHS. I came twice right in a row and ended up having to change the sheets. It was intense. Of course, I used my glass dildo/vibe combo that gets me off so hard I can barely even stay conscious, but it was even more intense than usual. NICE.

Then I signed on to take other calls and stayed on until around 7:30, when I’d promised a friend I’d call him to talk about some stuff. I’d been talking to him for about half an hour when another call beeped through. A call I’d been waiting for for over a week!

Let me give you the back story…there’s a local theater troupe here in Van that’s putting on “White Christmas” this month. Of course, this is one of my favorite movies of all time and DEFINITELY my favorite Christmas movie. However, by the time I learned about it, all of the tickets were gone. I was devastated.

Then one day while browsing around Craig’s List (after having looked for tickets on sale there in vain), I saw a personal ad for a guy wanting a date to the show. I figured that he’d never want to take me since I don’t live in the area and am not really a potential for “romance” (since I have a girlfriend already), but I wrote him an email anyway and told him how much I love the movie, how much I love going to musicals and how I’d really appreciate it if he’d consider taking me.

He responded that he’d had a lot of women respond to his ad and that he wanted to get to know us all better and that I should cal him sometime so we could talk. I tried to call and he never picked up. A few days went by and he emailed me, saying that he had a date on Tuesday (today) and that if she was a connection, he’d take her since she lived locally and he was looking for someone to date. He said if it didn’t go well, he’d give me a call and chat with me and see where things went.

So tonight while talking to my friend, the call beeped through and I saw on the caller ID that it was him! I WAS SO EXCITED! I’d written to him that I hoped his date was heinous and she chewed with her mouth open or something! lol I guess she wasn’t THAT bad, but he said he didn’t think there was a connection there…we started talking and were getting along really well. We have a lot in common and stuff…so he asked me to go!!!!!!!! WOOFUCKINGHOO!!!

Now what I left out is that by some miracle, I actually contacted someone who had two tickets available and I had arranged to buy them from her the day of the show. I was going to take my mom with me and just have a night with her. Well, now that I get to go with this guy, I can give those two tickets to my parents for Christmas and everyone’s happy!

It really couldn’t have worked out better and I’m SO excited. I love musicals, love live theater and I can’t even imagine a better one at a better time of year to actually get to go to. So I won’t be around Thursday night, sorry guys. Remember though that Erin will be here on Friday and we’ll be doing two girl calls together! I’m going to send an email out tonight about it to just remind everyone.

Tomorrow during the day I’ll be running around like a chicken trying to get stuff ready for the dinner party on Saturday. We’re going to bake a bunch of cookies and other stuff to give to each guest as a “gift” when they get here, so I need to buy all the ingredients for that stuff and mix up the doughs tomorrow so we can bake the cookies off on Friday. My mom and sister will help, of course, but neither of them have ever been that great in the kitchen…especially when it comes to baking…so most of the burden will be on ME!

It’s ok though, it will be satisfying to give the plates of stuff to everyone when they get here. Do you have a favorite cookie? If so, leave a comment and let me know, ok? I can always use new ideas! What I usually do every year (I give cookies to lots of friends and service people every year) are the following:

chocolate chip
chocolate crinkle
snickerdoodle
peanut butter
the kind with the hershey kiss in the middle
sugar cookies….but they’re half peppermint flavored and half chocolate and they’re rolled together
oatmeal butterscotch
chocolate oatmeal

I also make rice crispy treats, fudge and pretzels that have white chocolate, caramel and toffee on them.

Leave me your ideas please!!!!!!!!!!

For the past week or so, my blog has been spontaneously disappearing while I sleep. It works fine and then I get up and *poof*, it’s not there. Every time I call in to the ISP, they fix it. I’m getting fed up though! So if you notice that my blog is gone, just hang tight, it’ll be back soon. They said that if it happens again, they’ll move my files to another server. Let’s keep our fingers crossed!

My cousin isn’t going in to work today. She’s starting to get really depressed about her lack of success in real estate and I think she may quit soon. If she doesn’t quit or start making some money very soon, they’re going to end up owing me a million dollars and I don’t think any of us want that to happen.

I’m actually thinking about signing in today then instead of going out and doing stuff with her. How weird is that? I haven’t signed in during the day for so long I can’t even remember the last time I did. It might be fun!

In other news, remember the lawyer I went out with on Valentine’s Day? The one I lusted after and then he cancelled our second date and kinda flaked after that? He’s trying to get back in the picture. He actually CALLED me (after weeks of IM’ing, saying he had been meaning to call) and invited me to spend the weekend with him at his beach condo. I declined.

A weekend together at the beach? That’s not something I would do for a second date. A walk along it? Sure. Dinner at a restaurant on it? Definitely. But staying a whole weekend with a virtual stranger in their condo? Sorry, I’m not begging to be some crazy guy’s next victim. haha

He doesn’t live that near me, so I told him to give me a call if he’s ever in my neighborhood. The whole situation is just really confusing. He keeps telling me how attracted to me he is and how “good” he thinks we’d be together and how much he thinks about me…but hasn’t managed to take me out a second time in a SEVEN month period? Gimme a break. UGH.

end of rant

I just signed on to Yahoo and AIM and no one is messaging me. *pout* I guess all my chatters are night guys. I guess I’ll sign on for a bit and see if it picks up. If not, I’ll head out and do some STUFF. Talk to you soon!

Oh, btw, I added some new stuff to my sex toy wish list. I guess I won’t take it down. I mean, who am I to decide what kind of things you buy me if you want to spoil me? Just know that I put some things I’ve already received back up there and if I get them, I’ll be giving them to Erin!! She likes some of my toys so much and I want her to have some of them too!

Shout outs for 9/14/06:
Naughty is right! Such a whore, but so GOOD at it. I’m so happy that you can make your man cum so many times and share it with me.
Mmm, I waited for you all day again and I can’t believe what you rewarded me with!! I can only hope that you’ll be as generous with me again as you were yesterday.
Why does sex in a pool just sound so fucking good when you’re around? We need to invest in some of that lube that stays slippery in water! lol

I told you I’d post pictures of the new toys I got, so here they are! The first group is from OSNB. What you’re seeing is 2 new large bullets for my vibrator, an adaptor so I can use two bullets at once, the “Lil Dipper” and a the “Kama Sutra bedside box”, which has sweet, edible Honey Dust with it’s own feather applicator, spicy, tingly Original Oil of Love, lubricating Love Liquid and Vanilla Creme Massage Cream. I’ve linked all of them to their descriptions on the website they came from so you can check them out further, if you’d like! So awesome!

Oh, btw, OSNB, I had an amazing dream about you last night. Before you even ask, I’ll tell you that yes, we were fucking our brains out. When we got off the phone last night, I made myself cum twice before I even moved….and apparently it affected my dreams. You’re such a tease. I loved talking to you last night.

Then today, I got another box from DJ! He’s so generous sometimes, it just makes me smile. Now, I do have to note that my Aussie hottie gave me money to buy the “Power Rocket” that’s shown below, but I was ordering it with something else for Erin that was on back order, so I cancelled it when I received this in the mail. I will be buying myself something else today! Woohoo! So below is the Power Rocket. a dildo called “Perfect 10“  (OMG) and the “Passion Wand“. I’m really glad I went and got another battery charger and some more AA batteries. lol Thank you SO MUCH DJ!!

I seriously have enough sex toys to open my own store now. I think I’ll go ahead and take the wish list down for awhile again. It makes me a little sad that almost no one ever wants to buy me a book or something non sexual (Johnathan is the main exception to this rule), but I just don’t think I can even handle any more toys. I think later tonight I’ll take a picture of all of them together and then you’ll really see how many I truly have. lol Hey, that would probably be cool to have up on the site anyway, then guys could just choose from the picture what I use when they call.

One other thing I’ll include in this post. A guy posted on the Niteflirt forums about a new group for guys only, so I took a peekety peek at the guys’ listings…and I saw some feedback that just made me wonder “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I thought *I* got weird calls, but this takes the cake, man.

“PLEASE GIANT EVIL BLACK GOD ..SHRINK THEM ALL DOWN AND CRAM THEM IN HAMSTER BALLS THEN BLOW LOADS OF CUM IN THE BALL , AFTER YOU CRAM THE SHRUNKEN SLUTS IN THE CLEAR PLASTIC BALL HOG TIED AND NAKED SQUEELING FOR YOUR GIANT MERCY”

“MASTER CRAMS ALL SHRUNKEN SLUTS INTO HAMSTER BALLS ,, NAKED , AND HOGTIED,SQUEELING FOR MERCY AS HE SCREWS THE LID ON TO SEAL THE TINY SHRUNKEN DOLL SIZE SLUTS TO BE ADDED TO HIS COLLECTION.SOME LEASHES ATTACHED TO BE DRUG AROUND,BUGS AT MASTERS FEET ”

Hamster balls? Dude.

I got a delivery today. Wow, that sex toy store has fast delivery! I got the adaptor for my vibrator and not one, but TWO new large eggs for it! I also got the little vibe that was on my list and a huge surprise…a box with a bunch of edible oils and powders and stuff in it. SO CUTE! My camera is out in the car, but I’m gonna take a picture of the stuff I got and post it later. Thank you SO MUCH OSNB. I can’t tell you how special that made me feel to look in that box and see more than I expected. You rock.

Today was a pretty normal day. The baby is a lot harder to take care of now that he’s getting old. lol But I can still handle it! My roomies are making dinner right now and I’m gonna go down and join them before signing in.

I signed out WAY early last night because I was just so freaking tired. I feel totally refreshed though and am ready to go! Talk to you soon!

Don’t forget that Erin’s gonna be here tomorrow night!!

Shout outs for 9/4/06:
OSNB, not sure what we were laughing our faces off about on THIS day, but I’m sure we did. This was the night we kept getting disconnected. I’m so glad you kept calling back!
My pro masturbator owes me three feedbacks, but I’ll shout out to him anyway. He’s got a busy season ahead of him!
My marathon man called to chit chat. We have a movie date schedule for Sunday, I’m so excited!
And yeah, I already mentioned this…but I let a guy cum after denying him for TWO WHOLE WEEKS! Today was one of the denial calls.

Shout outs for 9/5/06:
Wow, you hadn’t called in a few months, but it was still hot! I’m jealous of Jamie’s trick nipple, thanks for telling me about it!
OSNB…almost THREE HOURS and I loved every second of it. Glad I didn’t have to rape you afterall.
And I finally let that guy cum! HAHAHA that was great
My marathon man called just to say hi. How cute.
pink panty boy! A pleasure, as always. I love you in green.

Shout outs for 9/6/06:
A fellow flirt called and made me kinda nervous (before you get all excited, it was a male flirt), but it was a great call! thanks!
I understand, shaving your legs for the first time was an intense experience! I’m glad you shared it with me.
Marathon man was an asshole to me and called to kiss my butt and apologize. Apology accepted!
A super sweetie bought my new pics and then tipped me. Thanks so much!!
11 calls and it’s still hot every time, right? lol just kidding, I know it is.

I was so busy last night, I didn’t get a chance to update my blog. I need to stay home one of these days and update it during the day! lol I went out to lunch and did some shopping with my cousin today. It was fun! We didn’t get anything too exciting, just a trip to Costco for some food and stuff. I got a couple of new books since the ones I have just don’t seem to be doing it for me lately.

I know I haven’t done shout outs for over a week and I’m really sorry. I will not be doing the ones I missed, but I will make some quick notes about a few calls I remember right off the top of my head…

I just now let a guy cum that I had denied for over 2 wks. That was AWESOME! It was definitely a rush to deny him so many times.

My Aussie hottie has called and worked me over and of course DJ keeps rockin’ my world. Ubu *kisssssssssssssss*

But the shout out of all shout outs has to go “OverSexNaughtyBoy.” Not only for the amazing feedback he leaves ME or because he somehow gets me to fuck myself so hard I can’t even remember my own name, but because he’s funny and smart and SO fun to talk to and only a few other people in this world can make me laugh that hard. So thanks. I don’t think you’re over sexed at all. In fact, you might be just right.

Btw, um…this is kinda weird to say so I’m just gonna come out and say it. The other day I was masturbating with my new vibrating bullet toy and I was squirting and I think I shorted out the large bullet, which is my favorite one. It doesn’t really work anymore. I have to bend the cord a certain way to get it to go on. *pout*

So if someone wants to buy me a new “large accessory egg”, that would be fucking AWESOME. And OMG if someone wants to buy me the adaptor so I can put one in my ass and one on my clit, I would love them FOREVER. Click HERE to see my sex toy wish list! The things I’m talking about are the top 2 on the list.

I’m signed in right now and I’m sure the phone’s about to ring, so I’ll wrap this up by saying:

ERIN’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday night. You know how she is though, I never know when she’ll actually show up. Probably around 10 or so. I’m gonna send out an email and let everyone know tonight since we seem to get more calls when I do that. Remember that to talk to us together is $2.50/min. and tips are ALWAYS welcome! Especially since we’re trying to save for a trip to Europe!