I LOVE it when flirts come together for a common cause! This time, some of the best known names in the biz have decided to band together to collectively celebrate National Masturbation Month! What better cause could there be for a flirt?

So of course, I wanted in! I mean, I love to masturbate, I like to encourage guys to do it, love listening to them do it…pretty much, masturbation is my passion.  I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again…if I’d been born before the telephone had been invented, I would have been a hooker. And then, sex would have been my passion…but as of now, it’s masturbating.

I have fond memories of early experiences. I started doing it way before I could actually orgasm and they say that’s totally natural. I’d get in trouble sometimes cause I’d take naps on the couch and wake up with my hand in my panties. Or I’d get yelled at cause everyone wanted to leave and I was in the bathroom getting “ready” to go! I wonder if anyone ever figured out what I was really doing…
I still remember my first orgasm, my first dildo, the first time I tried to break my orgasm record, the first time I masturbated while I was talking to someone on the phone…all beautiful memories.

I even just recently had a pretty hard core experience that is a bit uncharacteristic of myself, but hey…I’m an open book.

I’d slept wrong somehow and woke up with a sore neck so I bummed a percocet from my roomie. Mmm, pain pills are delicious. Sometime later (after a string of super hot calls), I decided to take some me time and satisfy my urges. Yes, that’s my delicate way of saying I decided to fuck myself like an animal until I had a mind shattering orgasm.

I remember thinking during the process that it was difficult for me to reach orgasm and realized that it must be due to the pain pill dulling the sensations, but I’m a trooper and I was committed. I’ve NEVER started playing with myself and not finished…I certainly wasn’t about to start now!

I had my glass dildo inside me, my little bullet vibe buzzing away on my clit and I FINALLY managed to make it happen after about 10 minutes of hard labor. Yes, I felt like patting myself on the back for sticking with it…until I went to clean up and saw blood!

I’d actually vibrated/fucked/rubbed myself raw! Now THAT is commitment. Hey…when you’ve gotta cum, you’ve gotta cum, right?

I hope some of you have to cum soon! And with me…I’ve got my toys all ready to go! *wink*

I admit that I was a bit unprepared this year for a month long masturbation celebration. I didn’t even know about it til yesterday, darn it! But I am still committed to celebrating, so I’m doing this really cool little blog hop thingie with other flirts! Hope you guys enjoy reading what all of us have to say about masturbation and participate in some of our special activities and masturbation related “stuff” we plan out! Just click the banner below and you’ll be taken to another site with a list of participating girls. There are all types!
I’m not gonna be around this weekend, so I was thinking that next week, I’d do some kind of contest for either whoever cums the most or whoever talks the longest while jerking it during that week…or maybe both? I mean, why not? Let’s go for it!

Since it wouldn’t start til next Friday probably, I’ll take suggestions too! Whoever wins can have access to my special secret reduced price hidden listing for an entire month! Now that’s worth giving a super human effort for, isn’t it?

So here’s to masturbating…do it often, do it well and do it for ME!

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!

It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!

Vote for me on Phone Sex Central!

Buy fun stuff at my sex toy shop!

Leave me awesome feedback!

I just took 3.5 days off. Can you believe it? I haven’t taken that much time off since my vacation to Europe last October. I hadn’t planned to do it, but once I started partying, it just felt too damn good! haha

I had actually planned to take Friday and Saturday off. Friday was my cousin’s bridal shower and Erin came down. I spent the entire day cooking! Everyone was supposed to bring a dish and since my domestic goddess gene seems to have kicked into overdrive, I not only prepared the requested item, potato salad (because I make amazing potato salad that everyone loves), but three varieties of tea sandwiches and a strawberry rhubarb pie.

I know, I’m out of my mind! Strawberry rhubarb pie is my cousin’s favorite though and I learned how to make pie crust from scratch recently so I couldn’t help myself. Then when I went to look at foodnetwork.com for ideas for other stuff to make, they suggested tea sandwiches for a bridal shower. I made cucumber, smoked salmon/egg, and smoked turkey with that had a parsley/dill/shallot/lemon mayo.

The shower was awesome. We played games, ate a ton of food and she got a bunch of sex gag gifts that cracked us all up. Erin and I made the hottest wedding dress out of toilet paper that I’ve ever seen!

I’d gotten a text from a friend I’ve seen a few times in the past couple of years but used to be great friends with so I called her after the shower and Erin and I headed over to her place. We ended up going out with her and a friend of hers to a couple of clubs that were so close to her place that we walked. Well, until we got so drunk we could barely stand up and decided we needed to eat Taco Bell food so we got a cab so we could ride through the drive through! HAHAHA

It was super fun though. I’m really glad we went. We ended up at a latin club and the guys were hot and good dancers. YAY! We slept til around 11 or so and got up to go do some last minute shopping for the bachelorette party that night.

I got some new shoes that I LOVE LOVE LOVE and had a brand new dress to wear out that night. All the girls came over around 7 and we decided to go out to dinner and then go club hoppin’. Awesome choice.

We had so much fun, it was unreal. We skipped lines and got in free everywhere we went! I figure we should just pretend to be a bachelorette party from now on every time we go out! There were plenty of “party favors” to go around and we all danced our asses off til around 4 am. I got free drinks all night and so did my cousin…and it was sweet that none of the girls had forgotten that it was my birthday too. I didn’t feel left out of the festivities at all.

We got home, crashed pretty quick and slept like the dead for a good solid 8 hours or so. Erin headed out and my roomie and I hooked up with some friends for lunch. Then I came home and just totally chilled out all day, watching tv and reading. I could have taken calls that day, but I was just too damn tired.

Then yesterday my roomie and I headed out to some places to look at flowers. Another friend and her mom went too. We went to lunch and then hooked up with a ton of friends to go see the new “Indiana Jones” movie. I have to say that I was extremely disappointed. It was a cheese-o-rama from the first scene. I guess I was mildly entertained at some points toward the end, but I never lost myself in the story or shook the vague feeling that I’d just rather leave.

The other Indiana Jones movies are all in my top 20 too so that sucks bad. I was REALLY excited for this one and now I just wish they’d left it alone. Not only that, but now Shia Lebeouf is going to take over the franchise? I’m sorry, but I’m not down. I don’t even like him for some reason. UGH. I just read the stuff about it over on IMDB and it appears that I’m not the only one who thought it sucked.

Oh well, I am really excited about the new Batman movie and “Hancock“, a movie that’s coming out on July 2 starring Will Smith. I am so excited about it that I actually dreamed about fucking Will Smith last night. YUM!

Speaking of yum, I’m eating a gigantic bowl of strawberries for breakfast. Also yum is David Cook, who WON AMERICAN IDOL! WOOHOO! I was stunned, shocked, amazed and totally happy to see that happen. Now that that’s over, “So You Think You Can Dance” has started and it’s by far one of my favorite tv shows. So far I haven’t really been blown away by anyone, but it’s only had one episode this season. I’m sure I will be wowed soon.

Oddly enough, even with all my time off lately, I might not be around tonight. We’ll have to see. I skipped my Tolle class last week and would really like to attend tonight. I guess it depends on how busy I am on the phones today during the day. Call me up!

Vote for me on Phone Sex Central!

Buy fun stuff at my sex toy shop!

Leave me awesome feedback!

Of course I went to Erin’s for New Year’s. Where else could I possibly want to be? My cousin made her man stay home with their kid and she went with me too. haha The three of us and a few of Erin’s other friends all met up around 8:30 or so to have a little bit of a pre funk at a hotel room that some of them had rented close to downtown. They didn’t want to get all messed up and have to drive home. I think there were about 10 of us all together.

I know that some of you disapprove of my infrequent drug use, but hey, we only live once, right? I was actually a bit hesitant to do ecstasy again because the last few times I’ve done it, the pills weren’t that great. But the guy who gets them for us promised that he’d actually done these specific ones himself and that they were amazing.

So bottoms up, all of us but one girl (who gets drug tested for work) dropped our pills and then we grabbed our stuff and headed out. We took the light rail thing to a stop only one block away from the club we planned to go to. By the time we got onto the train most of us were feeling the pills and by the time we got TO the club, we were all high as kites.

We went pretty early and there was no line to get in, but the cover was $25. Ouch! We didn’t have to drink though, so hey, no biggie. Erin has done E a few times before but it never really affected her the way that it normally does, but this time…WOOHOO! She was definitely feelin’ it.

We danced our little asses off all night long, it was great. At midnight there was the count down, of course…the club was hoppin’ by then, super crowded. Three, two, one…HAPPY NEW YEAR and all of the sudden there was a guy I’d never seen before right in front of me telling me to kiss him. I thought for a second, um, hey, Erin should be my first kiss of the new year, right? But I was high and not thinking very clearly so I leaned in and did it.

I thought it would just be a quick “happy new year” type of kiss but no. He immediately took the kiss deeper and kinda started making out with me! After about 30 seconds, my friends all started hootin’ and hollerin’ at us so he raised the little paper party hat he had in his hands in front of our faces and we kept going at it. He was an AWESOME kisser.

We finally broke apart and he disappeared back into the crowd. Then I kissed Erin and all the rest of our friends Happy New Year and we started dancing again. Erin and I took a second pill right around midnight and when we left the club at 2:45 (cause the train thing only ran until 3), we were still super high.

I saw the guy one more time when we were waiting for our coats and talked to him for a couple of minutes. Yep, he was definitely cute…everyone was jealous of me.

We got home to Erin’s house around 4 and we were too exhausted to do anything so we just went to sleep. I slept like a baby immediately, which was totally bizarre considering the drugs. Those might just be the best E pills I’ve ever had.

The next morning we all got up and had resolutions to eat healthier and work out, so we went to a Chinese restaurant (ok, it was more like noon by the time we got there) and ate lettuce wraps and steamed veggies and stuff. Then we went and did a little shopping because there’s no sales tax in OR. How could I resist?

Wednesday would have been my one year anniversary with the boy so I decided to pick something special up for the weekend, when I planned to see him and mock celebrate it. I got a super cute little teddy/dress with garters attached that’s black and an almost lime green color with matching lime green fishnets. I also got some rope, a feather tickler, a blind fold and a role playing card game. Should be fun!

I’ve been going to the gym again after MAJORLY slacking over the past few months and today I’m sore as hell from running yesterday. OW. No gym for me today, but I will try to make it tomorrow before I head out.

I should be on for calls all night tonight but will definitely not be around tomorrow. Not sure about Sunday, but no one really seems to be wanting me that much anyway so I doubt anyone will miss me.