My roomies and most of my friends are all in Vegas, having a great time. I’m sad that I couldn’t go, but I’m ok with it for the most part. I really did need to stay home and take this time to try and catch up with my bills and work on new projects.

I plan to enroll in online real estate school today and get my license ASAP. I’m going to catch up on house work so the house is sparkling clean and organized when my roomies get back. It’ll be easy to do without the baby running around after me making messes and I’m sure I’ll barely use any dishes while they’re gone.

Yesterday the funniest thing happened. In the past, I’ve helped a few friends and acquaintances get set up on Niteflirt to make a little extra cash. I don’t put a ton of effort into it anymore because it seems like when I do, the people quit fast and I never really get anything for it…but I helped set up a friend of a friend about a year ago.

She called me last night and told me she’d been talking to a guy who said he worked on the Keen side of things as a psychic. In the course of conversation, he mentioned to her that it’s his belief that most of the women who have recorded greetings on 1-800-TOFLIRT are MEN! Yes, men.

She was like, “WHAT? No way. I’ve never heard a guy on there.” (I haven’t either) He asked her to three way in the greetings and they listened together.

I happened to be working at the time and he matter of factly declared that I was a dude when my greeting came up. He said that anyone with a young sounding, sweet voice was a guy using a voice changer of some kind. She told him, “Well, I know that chick and she has a vagina, I promise.”

Too funny.

Soon after that, I got a call that made me think I was getting punked. I debated about whether or not to mention this since there is a tiny chance that the guy will read this and I don’t really want to make it seem like I am making fun of my callers, but I just can’t let it go. It was too funny.

Now…phone sex is phone sex and sometimes it’s mind blowingly hot and sometimes it’s normal and sometimes it sucks. But this guy…it was like he’d taken some kind of class for sex terminology or consulted a thesaurus right before our call. Here are a couple of choice gems he said during our call.

I want to eat your box.

I want to lick your snatch.

I want to stick my tongue inside your kitty cat.

I want to chew on your clitoris.

I want to bone you.

Give me all your girl juice.

I want to spray my load up inside your cunt.

Bounce on my pole.

Swallow my semen.

I’m ready to bust my nut.

I was quite impressed with the variety of words he used to describe my girl parts. Hope that doesn’t make me seem mean to talk about!!

I want to give a warning too…since my roomie is gone and my exes and I aren’t talking, I’m mad talkative lately. So if I start to ramble on and on about random stuff when you call, remember that I’m just lonely and guide me back on track!

Btw, I’m doing well with my Amazon gift card drive. I got another $250 over the weekend, putting me to like $300 short of my goal. I ordered some stuff yesterday and managed to only buy a couple of things for myself. hahah

Anyway, I’ll be on all day so give me a call if you want to chat!

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Just checkin’ in…I’ve been doing pretty well. I guess I got hit by the bad feedback fairy again though cause I got that one guy who left feedback about stuff I didn’t even do awhile back and then tonight I got home and saw another one! This dude who had wanted to do a role play where I was a virgin asking for asking my boyfriend’s older brother (no underage stuff here) for sex advice. I was fine with it, but he got all weird and when I played the role the way I figured it should be played as a VIRGIN (asking questions and being hesitant about doing the stuff he was suggesting), he hung up and then a month later left feedback saying I was “hostile and catty”. Hmmm.

Wow. Is it hostile and catty for a virgin to act like she doesn’t think it’s a good idea to take her bra off for her boyfriend’s brother? lol So funny. I love it when callers want to do a role play and expect me to act completely out of character but don’t mention it to me.

Anyway, it’s just kind of amusing me, not really bothering me. I’ve had some awesome calls lately and one confused jerk certainly won’t upset me.

I had my group study for “A New Earth” tonight. Love that book and the class! Then tomorrow is my photography class and I will be incommunicado all night tomorrow night. I will probably be taking calls Thursday evening though…maybe even with a partner? Hmm, it’s possible! Would you want to hear me giving head and getting fucked if you could?

Erin came down my cousin’s little boy’s birthday and we had a blast! I made a chocolate cake with buttercream icing from SCRATCH. I was SO proud of myself. It was insanely delicious and the best part was that the baby got a birthday cake with no unprounceable ingredients. I made a carrot cake too since that’s her man’s fave and a lot of other people like it too. It was a major hit as well.

That night a bunch of us got totally wasted and went to moonlight bowling. And no, we didn’t take the baby. haha I have been such a major light weight lately, it’s ridiculous. I ended up kinda passing out on the way home and don’t even remember some stuff. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t feel like butt the next day.

Yesterday I was supposed to have my Eckhart Tolle class, but I ended up going to the boy’s instead. We hadn’t seen each other for a week and we’d been fighting (I can hear the gasps of shock now!) so I went. I’d said some pretty mean stuff to him and wanted to make it up to him…but to my surprise, he actually did some sweet stuff for ME.

He took me to a nice restaurant and five minutes after we got there, a waiter came up to the table with a huge bouquet of balloons, a teddy bear and a dozen long stemmed roses. The balloons said “I’m sorry” on them. He explained that this was his way of finishing up his apology for going out with that other girl. He also is actually finally moving a bit further away than he has been (which was too far to begin with) so it was kind of an “I’m sorry” for that too.

Then we went back to his place and I put on a brand new see through hot pink and black neglige with a matching thong. I guess it got him going because we honestly had the best sex we’ve ever had last night. Ok, maybe second best, but it was unreal. Halfway through it, I felt like stopping him and asking, “Who ARE you?!” hahah

It was amazing. He was so intense and hard core…pulling my hair, spanking me, talking. Usually it’s good between us, but this was awesome. Now I’m EXTRA horny today!

I went to the first class of my second term of photography today this morning. There are only five of us in the class! It really sounds like it’s going to be way more fun than the last class though. We get to shoot anything we want to as long as the final 6 prints we turn in are all related in some way. I’ve got one week to come up with what my project is going to be about. Freaky!

I took all weekend off and then yesterday too so I should be around a lot for the next few days. Give me a call!

Oh yeah, btw…some asshole just left totally wrong feedback on my feminization listing. Actually, calling him an asshole might be premature, I think it really must have been a case of mistaken identity. He said I repeatedly hung up on him and told him I don’t talk to losers or fags. Um, that just straight up wasn’t me.

I talked to him for 4 minutes, but he hung up on ME (I have it in my notes). He told me he just got paid $500 to give a blow job but hadn’t managed to make the guy cum. I asked a few questions and he hung up without notice. So anyway, just in case you’re wondering, I DO talk to losers AND fags (though most of you who call aren’t really fags), so just don’t pay attention to that dude’s weird feedback.

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I had my final class this morning. I got at least a B, but won’t know my final grade until tonight or tomorrow. Probably a B though, which I am totally satisfied with.

What I’m NOT satisfied with is my call volume lately. Last week seemed to be great and then yesterday I sat online all day long and barely got anything. No good. Hopefully today is a bit better.

Maybe YOU will be the one to make it better for me?

I shot my final assignment yesterday morning and then headed to the dark room. I was there for about 4 hours, but I got the film developed, made my contact sheet and managed to print both pictures without any major issues. I had minor issues, of course, but nothing that made me want to kill myself really.

I’m completely done now. I was going to head in today to get help spot toning some of the prints, but fuck it. I even have my book all in order. I just need to print out the title page and cover pages for each assignment. This one kid in class spray painted his title page and took a picture of it! I wish I’d thought of that, though I’m not sure I could have managed to make the extra print.

I’m still debating whether or not I’m going to take the next class. I almost think that the nicer weather will help a bit and the fact that I kinda already know what I’m doing might make the next class a little less stressful. Maybe I should wait til I get my grade to make that determination.

I’m just hanging out here at the house today. This house that I live in and co-own with my cousin is on the market now and has been for about 6 weeks. They are getting married in June and have a 2 yr. old so it’s time for us all to split up. Where am I gonna go? Not sure…I haven’t decided yet whether I’m staying in Cali or moving somewhere else.

My point is that I should be signed in most of the day today, we’re just going to be cleaning up around here. No one’s really looked at the house yet (not surprising, the market really is THAT bad), but we want it to look nice when it’s time and we’re gonna start having open houses next week. So I’ll probably just be cleaning and organizing today. I’m sure I’d love any interruptions!

After Niteflirt’s ad stuff changed, my main listing stagnated for MONTHS. I kinda gave up hope on ever reaching 10,000 points, but lately it’s been creeping up again slowly but surely. I only need 143 more points! There was a time when I would have gotten that in a week flat, no problem…now it might take a few months, but I’m actually getting kinda geeked about it. 10,000 points is a lot! If you want to help me out and give me a call on my main listing, I’d really appreciate it!

Oh yeah! I used to get a lot of callers from Phone Sex Central, but I really don’t have anyone voting for me anymore so I don’t even get on the list sometimes. Can you do me a favor and just click on the link right below this paragraph and vote for me? I’d love ya forever!

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