Erin and I spent four full days together, so of course we did more than just have a bunch of crazy sex. Thursday we had that crazy night, Friday we went out to a bar with a couple of guys that were so lame, we ditched them pretty much right away. We were both pretty wiped from the night before (I was still drunk when I woke up and ended up yakking my breakfast on the side of the road around noon haha), so we just headed home to snuggle and do calls.

Saturday we played Wii all day. Yep, I said Wii. My roomies got a new big ol’ flat screen tv and a Wii system on Saturday. They went NUTS and got like 15 games too, so we were playing Wii sports and Mario Kart. I played Mario Kart yesterday for um, about 10 hrs. straight. What’s worse is that I feel another Wii marathon coming on today. How insane is that? And we haven’t even played the other games!

We did manage to drag ourselves out for a few hours Saturday night to go dancing. Live music, flirting, grinding…all the makings of an awesome time.

Sunday night we went out to a nice dinner at a Japanese steak house and then to see “My Best Friend’s Girl.” If you like Dane Cook’s comedy, you’d probably think it’s pretty funny. I could definitely tell that he improv’d (is that a word? I just made it up) a lot of the dialogue. Either that or he had a writer who knew his style perfectly. I was stoned, so maybe it seemed funnier than it would have been if I weren’t stoned, but hey…that’s the best way to watch comedies!

It dragged a bit in the middle, but I’d say it’s definitely worth renting. I honestly cracked up at a few lines…it made me want to dig up an old Dane Cook CD I have, but it’s not on my Itunes lame! The skits he has on that CD about working at Burger King were hilarious.

Erin’s gone now and spending time with her this past week made me realize how much I miss her when she’s not here. I think I’m leaning more and more toward moving out of Cali and heading up to Portland. How weird would it be if we were actually “together” and slept in the same bed every single night? I don’t know how that would work if we were both still dating men…it’s just so complicated, but I bet if we really tried, we could figure something out that would work for us. All that matters is that we’re happy, right?

I skipped going to the gym all 4 days she was here and honestly, I feel kinda crappy because of it. But yesterday I made half of what I normally do for some reason, even after I sent out that email about my threesome, so I don’t think I can really afford to head out even for an hour. I took those 4 days off that she was here too so I’m really behind for the month now.

So…if you see me on, give me a call! I’d love to talk. Oh yeah and btw, if you see my call button and it says “on alerts”, that means I AM available. I’m just not all the way available because I might be sleeping or doing something I’m concentrating on, but I would answer the phone if someone called…I just don’t want to be advertising myself in the main list on Niteflirt.

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Ooh, I have a new boyfriend. I woke up this morning and had THIS in my inbox!

I love being spoiled. This is going to a whole new phone system. I love my corded phone/wireless headset system that I have, but the quality of sound is going and after three years of pretty constant use, I think the poor thing is just getting worn out.

Another flirt told me about this phone, which is cordless and BlueTooth enabled so I can answer my house phone and cell phone from the same headset. The cool thing though is that you can assign ring tones to different phone numbers, just like a cell phone! That way if I’m downstairs doing dishes or something, I can hear the expansion handset ring and know right away whether it’s a work call and I need to stop what I’m doing and run to my room or I can just answer it!

Then once I have everyone programmed in, I’ll know whether it’s Erin, my mom, a friend, etc. or if it just rings, I don’t need to answer it and can just let it go to voice mail. Super sweet.

My only concern is that the bluetooth sound quality might not quite be what I’m used to. If that’s the case, maybe I will just get a corded headset for the cordless phone and carry it around with me. Actually, I’m not sure WHAT I’ll do in that case, because if I need to carry around the handset, I wouldn’t need the ring tone feature since caller ID would do the job….UGH, so confusing. I will just wait to cross that bridge if/when I come to it.

Anyway, my point about all of this was that I have a new phone boyfriend! YAY! It’s been awhile since I’ve really had a great guy want to spoil me and this guy even says he’s going to write me love letters. I can’t wait.

Calls have actually been pretty great in general lately. I have my new cyber bf, then I got a call from a bi curious guy who’s SUPER hot that I hadn’t talked to in awhile and a traveling sissy who I enjoy talking to as well. They all three tipped me really well after our calls too. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

I’m not sure what I’m doing tonight, but I have plans tomorrow night. A big group of friends is gonna go to dinner and then to midnight bowling! I am NOT going to drink. No no no, drinking has not been good for me lately.

Then next week, Erin is off all week and I will definitely be spending a few days with her. I’m really excited. Her man just broke it off with her and I am recently single too, so we might go on one of our infamous double dates! ha ha Those can be kinda fun.

In other news, I’ve gotten my ass back into the gym. I went yesterday for the first time in months and it felt great. My Polar heart monitor watch is dead though so I need a new battery for it and I can’t find my chest strap! The stupid straps are like $65 or something and even though my watch was like $150, they have cute pink ones for girls that are only $90, so I might just buy a whole new watch. I guess I will look for my strap a little harder and if I can’t find it…

Anyway, I’m gonna go hunt down some lunch. Hope we get to talk soon!

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I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!

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Wow, it’s starting to get harder and harder for me to remember to update this darn blog. What is wrong with me?

Life is crazy, as always. Insane fights with the boy, making up, dinners with friends, hanging out with Erin and my roomies, lots of great food…

I think I’ve mentioned my addiction to Starbucks in here a few times. If not, here it is. I drink at least one coffee from Starbucks every day. It depends on my mood, but I always get either a hot nonfat peppermint white chocolate mocha or an iced caramel macchiato.

I realized a couple of weeks ago that I spend about $100 a month on coffee so I decided to go ahead and get an espresso machine. I took myself down to Bed, Bath & Beyond and plunked down $150. I spent another $50 or so on accessories, coffee and syrups and stuff and proceeded to make coffee.

The machine I got SUCKED. I ended up taking it back with coffee grounds all over it (it exploded on me) and told them that it tried to kill me several times. The manager ended up coming over to help me himself and gave me a $400 machine for $300 because I’d had so much trouble with the original one. What really happened is that he clearly wanted to fuck me so he gave me an awesome discount. haha

It was a special order though so I had to wait. I finally got it a couple of days ago and YAY! I love it and easily duplicated my favorite drinks.

Erin and I spent the night at the boy’s house last night. We all drank it up, danced and fucked our brains out. No group stuff, but Erin fucked the boy’s best friend again. He has a HUGE dick and this time he was super awesome in bed (his performance has been uneven in the past hah). We came home after breakfast, took a nap, licked and played with each other and then she headed out. Sorry we didn’t get a chance to do any calls.

I have a pretty tame week ahead of me as far as I know. I should be on and taking calls during most of my normal times. Call me and let’s play!

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Wow. That was by far one of the most stressful things I’ve ever gone through. It was amazing though.

I pretty much took four complete days off. Thursday I spent running around with my roomie buying last minute stuff. I went to the boy’s Thursday night after the rehearsal dinner (that’s over again for sure, now we’re not even going to be casual lovers anymore) so when I got home on Friday, we cleaned the house and finished getting everything packed up so we could load it up easily on Friday.

We also went en groupe to get our nails done Friday night after Erin arrived. That was fun! We all got pedicures and either manicures or full sets. My cousin turned into bridezilla for a minute and made me get french tips, which I hate, but lovingly did just for her. Then we all went out to dinner. We went to sleep pretty early that night, around 11.

Saturday is kind of a blur. We woke up early, all excited. All of us but Erin went to get our hair done at a nice salon. I’d gotten my colored on Thursday and I got it cut and styled on Saturday. It looked nice! One of the bridesmaids got her hair cut kinda short and it looked adorable. My cousin got the full on “bridal look” with her hair completely curled and halfway up so her tiara looked pretty.

It was nuts. A few things did go wrong…mainly, my dress BROKE. The zipper had always stuck a little bit, but we figured we’d just get a guy to yank on it the day of and it would go because it zipped when it wasn’t on me. Wrong. A guy yanked on it and it zipped for a second, but then the zipper completely split open. The dress was tight too, very tight….but luckily, one of the moms there had a needle and thread and she straight sewed me into the dress. It was out of control.

They messed up when we were walking in too. The groom’s sisters were singing and we were supposed to walk out after that, but the pastor and groom walked out WHILE they were singing. So everyone was looking for us, wondering where the hell we were…and we were waiting for the song we were supposed to hear. Then we were supposed to pause at the end of the aisle for pictures and the photographer didn’t take any when we were standing there! So I finally just started walking and then he snapped one. Duh.

Then the guy played the wrong f’ing song when my cousin was supposed to start walking. It was a little bit of a mess. Her dad was so nervous, he was visibly shaking like he had some kind of disease. Poor guy! I felt so bad for him.

The ceremony was nice though. We all had a few moments when the pastor kept saying “obey” to my cousin in the vows. I’m sure we were all wondering why the hell they didn’t take that out! The second or third time he said it, I almost lost it and started laughing. I’m glad I managed to hold it in.

The food was great, dancing was great and we set my camera up in the corner with a remote to act like a little photo booth. That was fun. Afterward, we all went back to our house to party. Drugs, alcohol and hilarity flowed and everyone had a great time.

I slept until 1 or so yesterday, fought with the boy because he didn’t come to the wedding and just generally chilled and recouped. Believe me, I needed it. I did end up taking more time off than I thought I would so now I need to stay logged in as much as I can for the next few days and try to catch up a little bit.

Talk to you soon!