Yeah, I was talking to the boy last night about music and I guess he just recently discovered that you can sort your Itunes music by “play count” and he was looking through what he listens to the most. I’d had that category on mine too but never really looked at it and that’s the first thing I did this morning. So here’s what I’ve listened to most often in Itunes!

The top 5 are the Jill Scott songs I used to play to the baby when I was baby sitting every day. It’s what I used to put him to sleep and I still play them for him sometimes. So I won’t really count them, I’ll list the songs that come after those.

1. “Money Maker” Ludacris
2. “Ms. New Booty” Bubba Sparxxx
3. “Make it Rain” Fat Joe
4. “Gimme That” Chris Brown
5. “She’s Like The Wind” Lumidee
6. “This is Why I’m Hot” MIMS
7. “Only You” Ashanti
8. “I Wanna Love You” Akon
9. “Smack That” Akon
10. “Say I” Christina Milian
11. “Disco Inferno” 50 Cent
12. “Cars” Fear Factory (this is my second favorite song of all time, I was surprised it’s so low in the list)
13. “Ultimate Satisfaction” Ludacris
14. “Slow Motion” Juvenile
15. “Just a Lil Bit” 50 Cent
16. “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See” Busta Rhymes
17. “Lean Back” Fat Joe
18. “Dip It Low” Christina Milian
19. “Hey Mama” Black Eyed Peas
20. “We Fly High (Ballin’)” Jim Jones
21. “Roll Out” Ludacris
22. “Intergalactic” Beastie Boys
23. “Let’s Get it Started” Black Eyed Peas
24. “The Real Slim Shady” Eminem (really? weird! lol)
25. “Numb/Encore” Jay-Z and Linkin Park
26. “My Love” Justin Timberlake
27. “Get Crunk” Bo Hagan, Eastside Boyz, Lil John
28. “I Like That” Chingy
29. “Fantastic Voyage” Coolio
30. “Nobody’s Listening” Linkin Park

Going to 50 there’s a bunch more Ludacris, Beastie Boys and Busta Rhymes….

What the fuck does that MEAN? Ok, so I Googled it and one site said she wants to have the person go down on her. Another site said, “The song, which is included on her debut solo album ‘The Dutchess’, refers to when two women and two men have sex and form a position to make a ‘bridge’” What the fuck? Can someone find me a picture of this? I can’t envision it! Is it two girls gettin’ it doggy style facing each other?

I get “go down” but why London bridge? Just because it’s part of a nursery rhyme? It’s so frustrating, when I listen to music sometimes I feel like I don’t even speak English! The worst part though is that when I hear this song, it’s absolutely stuck in my head for hours afterward, even if I play other music. Someone save me.

So here’s the thing…have two weeks until Mexico and I had kinda slacked off on working out lately and I never really got rid of the extra 5 lbs. or so that I gained last Christmas. What’s my point? Well, Erin and I have decided to go on a liquid diet before we go on our trip. Why am I telling you, my faithful blog reader? Because I’m likely to be a total bitch for the next couple of weeks and I don’t want you to think that I hate you specifically or that my overall demeanor just completely changed for no reason. I’m not exactly sure how it will affect me, but I’m pretty sure I won’t be a happy camper.

For those of you who are worried, I consulted a nutritionist about this and we are drinking protein shakes and taking vitamins, etc. so please don’t freak out and think I’ll become a vegetable because I’m not getting enough nutrition. And please save the “You’re not fat” speech! lol I know I’m not, I just want to be back to “optimal” before going to the BEACH. I don’t think that’s too much to ask of myself! lol

My roomie and I have been running around like crazy trying to get the baby shower all arranged and stuff. I think today we’re gonna stick close to home and maybe do some cleaning, etc. so I plan on being on today during the day. I’m actually on right now and just took a call! I probably won’t be at my computer much until later this evening though.

So how many of you are watching Lost? I watched the first episode of the new season last night and I just pretty much sat there thinking, “What the hell?” This show is just beyond comprehension. I couldn’t be more confused if a talking monkey came up to me in my yard and asked for my wallet. I still like it though, no doubt, and I’ll keep watching it as long as they keep making it!

I don’t think I’ve ever written a more disjointed blog entry before. I’m just jumping from topic to topic like a mad woman, aren’t I? How bizarre. Oh well, I guess I can’t really think of a way to seque between Fergie Ferg and liquid diet. “Speaking of London Bridge, that Fergie sure could stand to lose a couple of pounds! I know I could too, therefore I’m going on a liquid diet!” Does that sound better?

Anyway, please be nice to me if you talk to me tonight…I’ll probably be a very hungry girl. And oh yeah, no one bought me the fingerprint reader (surprise, surprise) so I’m buying it for myself today.

Shout outs for 10/1/06:
pink panty boy and I did what I think was our longest call ever. I had no idea you were so high up in my list of callers, either. I guess I kinda take you for granted. Bad Nikki.
Ooh, you guys remember that guy I posted about in here who had called me a ton then disappeared, only to come back like months and months later to tell me that he’d gotten engaged and that’s why he had dropped off the planet? Well, the poor thing broke up with his girl and called me again. We had a great call…he’s so much fun to talk to. Don’t be a stranger!
My sweet TX electronics store dude broke up with his fiance too. Is there something in the water lately? Did you ever get your computer up so you could check out my blog?
shy one and I set a record. 4 minutes?! WOW lol we were both just too horny for our own good.

Shout outs for 10/2/06:
panty boy…I’m so glad you’ve been calling more often again. I’ve missed you and even a 2 min. call helps reassure me that you still love me.
Ok, so you just moved and it’s gonna take you awhile to rate our call. That’s fine. You are BY FAR one of my favorite callers and 31 calls later, I can’t believe how fucking creative you are. It’s amazing.
You are by far one of my weirder callers, but it’s strangely fun pretending to be someone else. Too bad that last girl didn’t really do it for ya!
shy one…you spoil me so bad, it’s not even funny. Erin is rabidly jealous!

Shout outs for 10/3/06:
I had a brand new tease and denial caller who called me “Fan - FREAKING - tastic!” How cool is that?
Quickie study break with my aspiring lawyer…even a quickie with you is better than most full length calls with other guys!
Ubu showed me the lub….yeah, you are WAY too addicted to that game.
And damn if this wasn’t a busy day but a ton of my regs didn’t rate our calls!

Shout outs for 10/4/06:
Oh my. Ok, so your cock is just average and you fantasize about watching your woman fuck another guy….DAMN you are hot sounding. lol Seriously, usually I’m pretty immune to good voices, but yours just makes me wet.
shy one…I am thoroughly spoiled now. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to live without you now. Uh oh! lol
A brand new caller just wanted to make me scream. I’m definitely down with that.
Now HERE is some good feedback! “I would marry her in an instant if I knew I could have that sweetness every night. ”
Yes, yes, I love your cock. You know I do…and I always will.

I got up this morning and headed into my roomies’ bedroom to say hi to the baby and ask when they wanted to leave to go hiking and all three of them just stared at me.

The baby eventually blinked and said “gkasdfs”, but my cousin just stared. Finally she said that they had decided they didn’t want to go hiking because it was too hot (uh, what? It’s been this hot or hotter since like April!) and my cousin still has a tiny blister on her big toe from last week.

*pout* So hiking was out. We fixed breakfast and I came up here to post a journal entry before I started cleaning my bedroom and I got “page cannot be displayed.” OH NO!

A quick call to the webhost determined that a reboot of something or other was the cause and they had it fixed within 10 minutes. Phew!

Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. August was my best month ever, both for total income and for average daily. I think when I realized that I’d actually broken my record, I felt entitled to take a couple of days off. I signed on last night for about 45 mins. but didn’t get any calls even though a ton of guys were IM’ing me, so I just signed off to mess around with some pictures I’d taken yesterday.

Saturday night I didn’t sign on at all really. My cousin and I watched “Silent Hill.” Um, all I have to say is that I think that was the single most mind blowingly WEIRD movie I’ve ever seen in my life. WHAT THA FUCK? I know I was stoned, but come on. I won’t say any more.

Yesterday we went to a music festival and it was totally fun. Apparently my baby cousin is like SUPER cute. Everyone was totally staring at him and one chick even asked if she could take a picture of him! My cousin didn’t really know what to say, but she let her take it! So maybe the baby will show up in some magazine somewhere! That would be cool!

I think we’re gonna run out and do some shopping and then I’m gonna clean up my room. I will DEFINITELY be on tonight and look forward to hearing from you guys! *kisses*

Oh my God. I was so fucking horny last night, I can’t even describe it really. DJ called me and I went NUTS. I don’t even know how many times I came, I think it was at least 4. Then I did it twice more when my shy guy called and again when Ubu called. Dude. I was numb from the waist down after all that from using my new toy.

I signed on today after a day of hanging out with a friend. We watched “The Joy Luck Club”, one of my fave movies of all time, and just talked. It was great.

I came home then headed straight to the store for some stuff for the weekend. I am in a “baking” mood…so I’m gonna go with it. I’m definitely making apple crisp again and probably chocolate chip cookies. I know, it’s weird. I can’t explain it.

I just downloaded a bunch of music. Well, not a bunch, but some. I got the “Blue October” cd, which has the song “Hate Me” that I’m loving right now. Ubu had me watch the video for the first time and I have to say, I’m not a huge fan of the video. It just made the song more confusing to me than it needed to be. I get that he was talking to his mom, but she’s dead? Is he dead too (there one scene in the video which makes it look like he is)? If his mom is dead, why does he want her to hate him? Won’t she be hate free in heaven? ACK! It makes my brain hurt. Anyone feel like commenting?

I think we’re gonna have a Halloween party this year, so I downloaded some songs I thought would be fun for a party. I also got the song “Ramalama” by Roisin Murphy. They did a dance to it on “So You Think You Can Dance” and me and my roomie both LOVE the song. You should check it out if you’ve never heard it.

It was super busy when I first signed on tonight, but it’s kinda slow right now. I’m not even remotely sleepy though so I’m sure I’ll be up for quite awhile.

Someone call and make me use my new toy?

Shout outs for 8/15/06:
Mmm…your new picture is GREAT, hon. I’m glad you showed me. Yes, you’re “that guy”, but you’re still hot. Cool how that works!
slave matty…you bring out the “mistress” in me, if that’s possible! lol

Shout outs for 8/16/06:
I already did a shout out for my marathon guy, but since he was by far the biggest contributor to my record day, I figure he deserves another one! lol
Ok, with a NF user name of “OverSexedNaughtyBoy”, how can one go wrong? You are AWESOME. Let me know how your roomie situation works out!
Yeah, it’s been too long. I can’t believe you had to throw your panties away! I hope you get some new ones soon.
You, my FL friend, are by far one of the most charming people I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking with. I’m hope our red headed baby takes after his dad in that dept.

Shout outs for 8/17/06:
And another shout out for my marathon guy. Like I said, only 2.5 hrs. this time, but we made use of our time!
pink panty boy. you outdid yourself with that feedback. seriously. That’s some funny shit. You rock my socks off.
You like my panties and stockings? Good, I like them on you.
My shy one! Surprised me with a call out of nowhere after like three weeks! I’d missed you unbearably. I love it when I can make you cum twice.

my parents went away on a week’s vacation and they left the keys to the brand new Porche. Would they mind? Mmmmm, well, of course not!

hahah just kiddin’….I wrote “Ok, here’s the situation” and I just couldn’t help myself. I actually took a little detour to Itunes and bought “Parents just don’t understand” and “Summertime” by the Fresh Prince. Oddly enough, I know ALL of the words to both songs even though they came out when I was like 5 or something! lol

“Would a lunatic have a Porshe like this?” hahah that’s a funny line. Now “Summertime” is THE classic song, isn’t it? I really can’t imagine it ever going out of style. Every year it sounds like it could have come out THAT year. It’s timeless.

Anyway, what I REALLY wanted to post about is the situation with me and my roomie. As you probably know, she had a baby about 3 months ago and before he was born, she took some classes to become a realtor. She had to take a test and all that and then she signed up with a broker and started her brand new career.

She was put on bed rest a month before the baby was born so she put it on hold. She went back to work less than a month after he was born though and is really trying to make it. But there’s a huge problem…

She’s not selling any damn houses! She sits in the office all day waiting for “referrals”, but she doesn’t get that many to begin with and most of them are people who aren’t really interested in working with an agent. The ones who are drag her all around the damn country looking for houses and then never buy!

I don’t think she’s “bad” at it, really. She’s very professional, young and pretty…she really shouldn’t be having such huge problems. The few houses she has managed to list, she’s had open houses and broker’s opens and everyone says they’re priced right but she’s just not really getting anyone looking at them.

So I’m posting to see if any of you guys out there are realtors or brokers or maybe mortgage brokers who have some advice for her? She’s spent the little bit of money she did have on magazine ads and stuff that resulted in NOTHING.

I’d greatly appreciate it! She’s gonna have to quit if she doesn’t make some money soon and I’m starting to buckle under the pressure of supporting her while she makes a go of it.

Anyway, other than that, today has been a good day! I had a CRAZY dream about Ubu last night that lasted even through two times of me waking up! Don’t you love it when that happens? You get up to pee, go back to sleep and fall right back into the same dream? And yes, we were kinda having sex in the dream…but not really! lol We were laying next to each other, masturbating. How twisted is that?!?!

I watched the results show of “So you think you can dance” this morning when I woke up and I was SHOCKED. How could they kick off Ben when that other dude fucking fell off the stage during his solo?????? OMG! Scandalous! That was absolutely ridiculous. So what if didn’t choreograph his solo ahead of time? A girl did that before and they acted like it was marvelous that she was so talented that she could do that. But then they punish Ben for it? BOOOOOO

Btw, for those of you who were wondering what “crazy” movie I was referring to in my previous journal entry, it was “Match Point”. I could NOT BELIEVE THAT MOVIE! OMG! I was like “what? WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK” pretty much the entire time. Absolutely crazy. But I did like it. Leave comments and tell me what you thought!

I’m gonna go out to lunch here in a few minutes. I like connecting with my friends from college even though we really don’t have much in common anymore. They all take lunch breaks from their office/corporate/sales jobs and I just live a life of leisure during the day! lol

We’re having a small dinner party/BBQ at our house tonight, so I might not sign on until a bit later than usual. Try not to panic.

Shout outs for 6/29/06:
My friend whose NF user name is his old Spanish class name (which cracks me up) called and let ME lead the role play…mmm…good thing I felt like a shower, eh?
The returning sweetie who likes to play tonsil hockey with me called again. YUM
A guy who normally just wants oral wanted to play with my feet! I guess that new listing IS doing the trick! lol
I had an absolutely MIND BLOWING tease and denial call with a guy. His second time calling but man, this was amazing. I couldn’t even help myself, I had to play too.
My panty wearer from FL is going on how many days now without cumming? New panties are driving him crazy too. I think I’ll finally let him cum tomorrow….or not?
Had a brand new tease and denial caller who loved my techniques! YAY!
Isn’t this sweet feedback? “One of the elite at the art of phone sex.” THANKS!
I had a first yesterday…a guy who called with his own “alter ego” acting like he had a tiny dick, etc. Then he told me at the end of the call that it wasn’t true! How funny!