I watched Zombieland yesterday. SO FUNNY! I hadn’t really heard anything about this movie from friends or family, so I didn’t really know what to think. It sat in our living room for a week or two before we finally got around to watching it. I’m glad I did! Woody Harrelson is a riot, man.

The whole movie was gory, bloody, awesome and I laughed out loud more times than I remember. Check it out!

Oh yeah, it was also the first movie we’d watched since we got our PS3 and it was a Blu-ray. Wow. Really. I’d never noticed the huge quality difference, but now I have.

I normally eat way healthy, but I bought a box of Twinkies today in honor of this movie. YUM.

My new friend and I were gonna go out last night, but a bunch of her friends dissed her and it ended up being just the two of us. So we decided to just go get something to eat and go to the movies. I wanted to see “Surrogates”, but it was already too late. I’d never heard of “Paranormal Activity”, but I love scary movies, so we decided to go see that at midnight. It was the last show of the night.

We had time to kill, so we just sat in the car and ate our burgers and smoked a little…ok, a lot. We got SO baked! We got distracted and ended up getting into the theater just right on time. It was completely full! I mean there were really only a couple of seats left. Crazy!

Then the movie started and almost right away, people were talking constantly. And not just talking to the people they were sitting next to at the time, talking all the way across the theater to other people who were reacting to the movie and talking TO the movie itself.

It wasn’t even that creepy, but everyone kept jumping and reacting so strongly to every little thing that I kept jumping because they were, not because I was scared! lol And one girl kept yelling out, “The devil is a liar!” It didn’t even make sense, the devil wasn’t even in the movie.

It was a crazy movie going experience, I’ll just say that. It was fun though, to get out of the house and spend some more time with her. I’m having a lot of fun hanging out with friends lately. That’s awesome because I had been really kinda depressed and lifeless for a little bit there…but someone told me to get a life and I did! haha

Today is a day devoted just to taking calls and cleaning up a little around the house. You don’t want me to have to clean, do you? NO WAY! So call me and distract me from it!

I’m a bit freaked out right now, to be honest. Day before yesterday was great on the phones…got some new callers who were fun (nope, I’d never role played that I was an elf before, that was a new one for me!) and had a great time in general.

Then yesterday, I could hear crickets on the line. Nada. I got like one call all day and that just barely put me even after featuring costs.

And THEN shit hit the fan. Email is broken. First it was showing the oldest email in our account on the first page of email and it wouldn’t let us scroll through, now it’s only showing one email at a time. Everyone is kind of freaking out, especially because Niteflirt isn’t giving us any updates or information about when it will be fixed or what went wrong. This is just the latest in a long line of glitches that is causing some callers to seek out new methods of contacting their favorite flirts.

I’m wondering if that is the case with any of YOU? Do you still read my blog but have stopped calling because you no longer use Niteflirt? I’d be interested in knowing if that’s the case.

Anyway, I sent out an email (seems counterintuitive, I know) with a free minute and a mention of the issue, as well as a reminder of how I can be reached if Niteflirt doesn’t seem to be working. I plan to be available a lot over the next few days, it would be great if I could stay busy before I head off to go camping on Sunday. Hope the email made it out!

Yeah, I’m going camping again. UGH!! haha

Alright, enough bad stuff. It’s freaking me out, I don’t really want to talk about it.

I made jam yesterday! WOOHOO! I’m so excited. I’ve made and canned applesauce before but had never made jam. We have a plum tree though and I’ve never used the plums before for anything but out of hand eating when they get ripe and I started to feel wasteful. So I picked an entire bucket yesterday and made 27 jars of jelly.

It tastes absolutely delicious and I’m stoked because now when I make my holiday baskets this year (and I will, since I have my new stove now and can make like 10 times the cookies at once), I can include little jars of homemade jam! Woohoo!

I know, what a dork, huh? I must seem like such a hippie earth mother to you all sometimes, with being a vegetarian, gardening and stuff like this. I guess I kinda am. I mean, I use earth friendly cleaners, conserve water, try not to drive much, buy mostly organic, etc. I was just raised to be this way, ya know?

I had a pretty disappointing harvest from my garden though, not sure why. I got quite a few peas, but the zucchini and squash really didn’t take off like they normally do. I haven’t had NEAR as much zucchini as I usually do. I had wanted to grate and freeze it so I could make zucchini bread from home grown zucchini at the holidays, but I guess that isn’t gonna happen. We’re barely even getting enough to eat!

The carrots didn’t really come in very well either and I’ve only gotten ONE batch of green beans. Eh, oh well. I think next year I will just plant fewer items, more plants of each thing I want. I’ll definitely never plant broccoli again, that sucked. Only got like one or two heads per plant….SO NOT WORTH the time, effort OR money it took to grow it.

Oh yeah, I watched Kill Bill 1 and 2 yesterday and OMG! I screamed so many times, it was out of control! I had no idea that movie was so graphic and violent! ACK! I think I’m gonna have nightmares for years. WTF? Why didn’t anyone tell me that that movie was so insane?

haha on THAT note, I’m outta here. Gonna go keep myself busy so I don’t think about how quiet it is on my phone. FIX THAT, will ya?!

You all know how much I love, love, love my funny movies. I had such insanely high hopes for “Funny People”, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogan. I’ll just say this…it had some funny lines and I did laugh out loud a few times, but it was about an HOUR too f’ing long.

My friends and I started to joke that we were getting punked, that the movie never really ended and they were just trying to see how long you’d actually sit there and watch. We were about to get up and leave when it finally ended. Sorry, I just can’t recommend this movie. Ugh.

I’ve had a great weekend though! Friday night was a birthday party dinner with a bunch of friends, yesterday I went to the farmer’s market and did a little shopping before heading to the movies and then today I went garage sale hoppin’ (as my mom would say) and then to lunch with my roomie. I totally SCORED on a gorgeous painting that will match my bedroom perfectly. YAY! I paid $30 and she said she’d paid $250 just three months ago. Gotta love a deal.

I’m home tonight though, not goin’ anywhere, not getting altered in ANY way and planning to take calls all night long. Hope you call me and keep me company!

Ok, that yuck feedback is off the main page of my role playing listing and that’s the one I was most worried about. Thank you so much to everyone who helped me get it off of there.

I still have it on my main listing, so if you feel like helpin’ me out, I’d appreciate it! I got dinged again last night, but I’m just not gonna worry about it anymore. There’s really nothing I can do about it. I was talking to this guy and 22 minutes into a totally normal call, requests something that’s against the rules. The second I told him and asked if he wouldn’t want something else, I could FEEL him getting pissed off. He 3 starred me.

This might actually have been a blessing in disguise. I’ve so enjoyed all of the support and the amazing calls I’ve gotten as a result of the “help” email I sent out. It’s not that I’m the kind of person who would fake being sick just to get sympathy or something, but it’s nice when I get some (sympathy that is)!

I did take Thursday off and had a good time just relaxing and hanging out with friends. I think I’m gonna do it tonight too! Some friends are going out to dinner and maybe a movie, so I think I’ll tag along. What sucks is that they’re gonna go to a funny movie and I prefer to um, puff puff a little before funny movies so they’re even funnier and my popcorn tastes f’ing DELICIOUS, but if I do that, I won’t want to take calls when I get home. Hmmm dilemma.

I’ve been talking to one of my friends who keeps bragging (in an acceptable way) about how much money she’s making with ptv sales on Niteflirt. I want in on the action, but so many of my guys are vanilla, I’d have no idea how to start sending out forced bi assignments or sissy humiliation tasks without offending the dudes who just wanna fuck? lol I have WAY too many guys on my list to even think about trying to go through and sort them by category.

What should I do? Any suggestions? Maybe I should just get together a bunch of different types of stuff at once and send them all out together? I have such a giant customer list and these other girls make SO MUCH $$ off of ptv sales, I feel like I’m really missing out.

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks again to everyone who called to help me out. Hope you all are having a great weekend!

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