You love me, you really love me!

June 29th, 2010

So I set up that special promo for the weekend and I got a LOT of calls from it! I can sometimes be a “glass half empty” kinda person when it comes to self esteem and at first, I was like “Wow, I guess these guys all think I’m worth $1.50/min. but not $1.99/min.? Boohoo!”

But then I got over it and guess what? I’ve decided to keep that line at $1.50 for a little while and see what happens! Didn’t get your invite? Just hit me up on Yahoo and I’ll link you if you ask really nicely! I’m on as sweetienikki4phone 🙂

I had a great time reconnecting to some guys who hadn’t called in awhile and I guess if it takes lowering my price to have weekends like THAT, then that’s what I’ll do.
I did get a 2 hr. call the other night at my regular price, so SOMEONE out there thinks I’m worth it! hah j/k That call was great too, was like back in the day when I used to get a lot of really nice, normal, funny guys who are just looking for someone to spend a little time with and have fun. I really enjoyed myself and I hope he calls again soon.

I put up a new really short voice sample too, so you can listen if you haven’t heard me yet. Just click HERE.

Btw, has anyone seen any of the major summer blockbusters yet? Seems like there are a TON of kid movies out, but I want to see every last one of them! Prince of Persia, Toy Story 3, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Karate Kid…do you have any recommendations? What should I spend my movie theater money on and what should I save for dvd?

I’m having a GREAT summer so far! You know what my friends and I have been doing a lot of lately? Playing poker! At first, I wasn’t very good…but then I started playing a bit online so I could learn the rules and then slowly but surely, I started getting better.

When we get together, there’s usually between 7 and 12 of us and I’ve come in first place in 2 out of the last 3 games. Last time doesn’t really count though cause I got way too tired and just deliberately lost all my chips to my cousin.

I’d LOVE to come up with some kind of tease and denial or financial domination game where we play online poker together. Anyone up for it?

Anyway, I’m home now and plan to be home the rest of the night! Give me a call and let’s play!.

Hey peeps!

March 7th, 2010

I watched Zombieland yesterday. SO FUNNY! I hadn’t really heard anything about this movie from friends or family, so I didn’t really know what to think. It sat in our living room for a week or two before we finally got around to watching it. I’m glad I did! Woody Harrelson is a riot, man.

The whole movie was gory, bloody, awesome and I laughed out loud more times than I remember. Check it out!

Oh yeah, it was also the first movie we’d watched since we got our PS3 and it was a Blu-ray. Wow. Really. I’d never noticed the huge quality difference, but now I have.
zombieland

I normally eat way healthy, but I bought a box of Twinkies today in honor of this movie. YUM..

Ooh, scary movie!! Paranormal Activity

October 18th, 2009

My new friend and I were gonna go out last night, but a bunch of her friends dissed her and it ended up being just the two of us. So we decided to just go get something to eat and go to the movies. I wanted to see “Surrogates”, but it was already too late. I’d never heard of “Paranormal Activity”, but I love scary movies, so we decided to go see that at midnight. It was the last show of the night.

We had time to kill, so we just sat in the car and ate our burgers and smoked a little…ok, a lot. We got SO baked! We got distracted and ended up getting into the theater just right on time. It was completely full! I mean there were really only a couple of seats left. Crazy!

Then the movie started and almost right away, people were talking constantly. And not just talking to the people they were sitting next to at the time, talking all the way across the theater to other people who were reacting to the movie and talking TO the movie itself.

It wasn’t even that creepy, but everyone kept jumping and reacting so strongly to every little thing that I kept jumping because they were, not because I was scared! lol And one girl kept yelling out, “The devil is a liar!” It didn’t even make sense, the devil wasn’t even in the movie.

It was a crazy movie going experience, I’ll just say that. It was fun though, to get out of the house and spend some more time with her. I’m having a lot of fun hanging out with friends lately. That’s awesome because I had been really kinda depressed and lifeless for a little bit there…but someone told me to get a life and I did! haha

Today is a day devoted just to taking calls and cleaning up a little around the house. You don’t want me to have to clean, do you? NO WAY! So call me and distract me from it! 🙂.

Uh oh…Niteflirt problems?

August 20th, 2009

I’m a bit freaked out right now, to be honest. Day before yesterday was great on the phones…got some new callers who were fun (nope, I’d never role played that I was an elf before, that was a new one for me!) and had a great time in general.

Then yesterday, I could hear crickets on the line. Nada. I got like one call all day and that just barely put me even after featuring costs.

And THEN shit hit the fan. Email is broken. First it was showing the oldest email in our account on the first page of email and it wouldn’t let us scroll through, now it’s only showing one email at a time. Everyone is kind of freaking out, especially because Niteflirt isn’t giving us any updates or information about when it will be fixed or what went wrong. This is just the latest in a long line of glitches that is causing some callers to seek out new methods of contacting their favorite flirts.

I’m wondering if that is the case with any of YOU? Do you still read my blog but have stopped calling because you no longer use Niteflirt? I’d be interested in knowing if that’s the case.

Anyway, I sent out an email (seems counterintuitive, I know) with a free minute and a mention of the issue, as well as a reminder of how I can be reached if Niteflirt doesn’t seem to be working. I plan to be available a lot over the next few days, it would be great if I could stay busy before I head off to go camping on Sunday. Hope the email made it out!

Yeah, I’m going camping again. UGH!! haha

Alright, enough bad stuff. It’s freaking me out, I don’t really want to talk about it.

I made jam yesterday! WOOHOO! I’m so excited. I’ve made and canned applesauce before but had never made jam. We have a plum tree though and I’ve never used the plums before for anything but out of hand eating when they get ripe and I started to feel wasteful. So I picked an entire bucket yesterday and made 27 jars of jelly.

It tastes absolutely delicious and I’m stoked because now when I make my holiday baskets this year (and I will, since I have my new stove now and can make like 10 times the cookies at once), I can include little jars of homemade jam! Woohoo!

I know, what a dork, huh? I must seem like such a hippie earth mother to you all sometimes, with being a vegetarian, gardening and stuff like this. I guess I kinda am. I mean, I use earth friendly cleaners, conserve water, try not to drive much, buy mostly organic, etc. I was just raised to be this way, ya know?

I had a pretty disappointing harvest from my garden though, not sure why. I got quite a few peas, but the zucchini and squash really didn’t take off like they normally do. I haven’t had NEAR as much zucchini as I usually do. I had wanted to grate and freeze it so I could make zucchini bread from home grown zucchini at the holidays, but I guess that isn’t gonna happen. We’re barely even getting enough to eat!

The carrots didn’t really come in very well either and I’ve only gotten ONE batch of green beans. Eh, oh well. I think next year I will just plant fewer items, more plants of each thing I want. I’ll definitely never plant broccoli again, that sucked. Only got like one or two heads per plant….SO NOT WORTH the time, effort OR money it took to grow it.

Oh yeah, I watched Kill Bill 1 and 2 yesterday and OMG! I screamed so many times, it was out of control! I had no idea that movie was so graphic and violent! ACK! I think I’m gonna have nightmares for years. WTF? Why didn’t anyone tell me that that movie was so insane?

haha on THAT note, I’m outta here. Gonna go keep myself busy so I don’t think about how quiet it is on my phone. FIX THAT, will ya?! 🙂.

Funny People….not so funny.

August 9th, 2009

You all know how much I love, love, love my funny movies. I had such insanely high hopes for “Funny People”, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogan. I’ll just say this…it had some funny lines and I did laugh out loud a few times, but it was about an HOUR too f’ing long.

My friends and I started to joke that we were getting punked, that the movie never really ended and they were just trying to see how long you’d actually sit there and watch. We were about to get up and leave when it finally ended. Sorry, I just can’t recommend this movie. Ugh.

I’ve had a great weekend though! Friday night was a birthday party dinner with a bunch of friends, yesterday I went to the farmer’s market and did a little shopping before heading to the movies and then today I went garage sale hoppin’ (as my mom would say) and then to lunch with my roomie. I totally SCORED on a gorgeous painting that will match my bedroom perfectly. YAY! I paid $30 and she said she’d paid $250 just three months ago. Gotta love a deal.

I’m home tonight though, not goin’ anywhere, not getting altered in ANY way and planning to take calls all night long. Hope you call me and keep me company!.

mission accomplished!

June 13th, 2009

Ok, that yuck feedback is off the main page of my role playing listing and that’s the one I was most worried about. Thank you so much to everyone who helped me get it off of there.

I still have it on my main listing, so if you feel like helpin’ me out, I’d appreciate it! I got dinged again last night, but I’m just not gonna worry about it anymore. There’s really nothing I can do about it. I was talking to this guy and 22 minutes into a totally normal call, requests something that’s against the rules. The second I told him and asked if he wouldn’t want something else, I could FEEL him getting pissed off. He 3 starred me.

This might actually have been a blessing in disguise. I’ve so enjoyed all of the support and the amazing calls I’ve gotten as a result of the “help” email I sent out. It’s not that I’m the kind of person who would fake being sick just to get sympathy or something, but it’s nice when I get some (sympathy that is)!

I did take Thursday off and had a good time just relaxing and hanging out with friends. I think I’m gonna do it tonight too! Some friends are going out to dinner and maybe a movie, so I think I’ll tag along. What sucks is that they’re gonna go to a funny movie and I prefer to um, puff puff a little before funny movies so they’re even funnier and my popcorn tastes f’ing DELICIOUS, but if I do that, I won’t want to take calls when I get home. Hmmm dilemma.

I’ve been talking to one of my friends who keeps bragging (in an acceptable way) about how much money she’s making with ptv sales on Niteflirt. I want in on the action, but so many of my guys are vanilla, I’d have no idea how to start sending out forced bi assignments or sissy humiliation tasks without offending the dudes who just wanna fuck? lol I have WAY too many guys on my list to even think about trying to go through and sort them by category.

What should I do? Any suggestions? Maybe I should just get together a bunch of different types of stuff at once and send them all out together? I have such a giant customer list and these other girls make SO MUCH $$ off of ptv sales, I feel like I’m really missing out.

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks again to everyone who called to help me out. Hope you all are having a great weekend!


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*yawn* damn weed eatin’ bitches

June 7th, 2009

I was up super late last night, but got woken up at 10 something by our neighbor weed eating his yard. UGH! Now I’m slurping down coffee, hoping it wakes me up a little bit.

YUCK, my cat just came in and rubbed its cold, wet nose all over my ankle. EW

Work seems to be back to normal, thank God. Today is the last day of one of the best weeks I’ve had in the past year, best overall if you count the fact that most of the money was actually money, not gift cards. Most of my record breaking weeks happen because of large gift cards.

Because money’s been so good, I’ve been sticking close to home and taking advantage of it. I’ve had some great calls lately, thanks to everyone who has been keeping me happy!

I got one last night that was for the books though. Dude calls on my role playing line, has a crazy accent that makes it really hard to understand him and pretty much just asks me to repeat back to him stuff that was getting weirder and weirder. Well, I’m not a programmable robot, so finally I told him no. He flips out and leaves me bad feedback (of course), but I really don’t care. I’d rather get bad feedback every once in awhile than force myself to endure bizarre calls like that one.

I think the last thing he was trying to make me repeat was that I couldn’t wait for him to squirt his dirty jizm between my titties. Sorry, no. What’s funny is that he put in the feedback that I wouldn’t say “titties”, so I wasn’t “anything goes”. Well, I’m NOT anything goes and he didn’t call on an “anything goes” listing anyway. I don’t have a problem saying titties in general, though I think it’s kind of silly. I just don’t like people telling me exactly what to say, I think it’s rude. Give suggestions, but don’t feed me lines.

I honestly believe that my performance on the phone is a step above average…maybe even two or three steps. Some chick who just started and is desperate for money might put up with a guy like that for a couple of bucks, but I don’t need to. Maybe that means that I deserve one star feedback every once in awhile…I’m not the “Burger King” of phone sex. You can’t have it your way, no substitutions! haha just kidding.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately and having bad luck! The Reader, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Up, the new Night at the Museum, the new Underworld, He’s Just Not That into You, New in Town….blah, hated all of them. We watch a lot of movies this time of year since tv is all reruns.

I’m kind of limited on activities between calls. I do house work, garden, read a lot, surf the internet, work out, cook, etc. but get interrupted a lot when I’m here and working. Watching a movie or a tv show is the easiest (next to reading) thing to “pause” when I get a call I guess. I had one asshole bitch at me cause I mentioned in an email that I signed out to watch “So You Think You Can Dance” and he asked me if all I ever do is watch tv. Nope! I do lots of stuff.

Wow, got so busy on the phone that a few hours have gone by. Coffee’s long gone, had pasta for lunch and now I’m thinking about going to get my nails done. I need to clean the kitchen too. BOO. Wish I had a slave who could come clean it FOR me! *wink*

Talk to you soon!.

I made it! 11,000 points! woohoo

May 4th, 2009

Ok, well I actually made it a few days ago, but haven’t had time to post since. Thanks SO much to everyone who helped me reach this mile stone, especially my best caller of all time whose 115th call put me to my goal. You are amazing.

I had a pretty good weekend, spent a lot of time outside working in the yard. I went to my friend’s daughter’s first birthday party on Saturday too, that was fun. Watching her smash cake into her face (the daughter, not my friend) was surprisingly amusing! Babies are adorable.

In other news, holy CRAP on American Idol this week! I almost peed myself when Adam was in the bottom. I totally know how it happened though, my friends and I contributed to the problem even. We were so sure that Adam was safe, we only voted for Chris and Matt and didn’t vote for Adam! Oops. It won’t happen again.

X-Men Origins Wolverine is out! I can’t wait to see it. Hugh Jackman is really yummy…even lookin’ all mean like he does in the poster makes my pussy wet. Seriously…ugh, can you imagine how amazing he is in bed, with that body? Stamina for days, I’m sure.

I just got back from the gym (worked out with my trainer) and I think I might run down to the hardware store in a bit and get paint for our living room, but other than that, I will be here all day! Hope you’re horny and feel like callin’ me


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Aaaalllmmooooossstttt there!

April 23rd, 2009

So I posted about almost being to 11,000 points and them promptly took a couple of days off. Oops. Silly me. I had some stuff come up and had to deal with it. One of the things was fun though…I have a friend who does Niteflirt too and she was in town. I took pictures of her for her website! It was great.

The weather was awesome for a little bit there and we got most of our garden put in. Whew, that’s some back breaking work, isn’t it? It’s back down into the 60’s now, which is fine, but I’m glad we got it done already. Crossing my fingers that it does better this year than last.

And happy belated Earth Day! I went to see the movie “Earth” yesterday then out to eat organic with some friends to celebrate. I really wanted to love that movie. I had such high hopes! It was definitely a bit too heavy on the “circle of life” theme for me though. Too many babies dying and stuff. At one point, I looked over and my friend’s 8 yr. old son was crying because a polar bear died. Ugh. Not the uplifting Earth Day event I had anticipated.

I watched the Oprah Earth Day special too and I’m proud to see that I already practice many of the things they recommended to help our planet. I use reuseable bags when I shop, use only CFL light bulbs, use organic household cleaners, plant an organic garden, eat vegetarian (production of meat is very harmful to the environment and takes up amazing amounts of energy), recycle all that I can of our household waste and quite a few other things.

I made a few Earth Day pledges to myself though. I’m going to stop drinking water that’s bottled in plastic bottles (even though I recycle them). I’m going to start composting all of the household waste that I can. I’m going to stop buying snacks that are in single servings. I’m also going to get a trash compactor so that what we DO have to throw out takes up less volume at least. Not sure when I’ll get to that though, who knew those dang things were so expensive? lol

So anyway, I plan to be taking calls all day today…would be great if I could bust through 11,000 pts. today! I only need 24 more points. That would be 12 calls that are rated 5 stars that are under 15 minutes. Less if any of them last 15 minutes or more. Anyone up for the challenge? One call that’s 2 hrs. 45 minutes and 5 star rated and I’d make it! ha ha ha


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omg so funny

February 19th, 2009

“Zack and Miri Make a Porno”

Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended.
Zack: Well, who’s your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah.
Brandon: Then not you.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY….the way he says it cracks me up..


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