I admit it, I have a crush on a caller. I’m all twitterpated and stuff.

This guy hadn’t called me in almost 2 yrs., but the notes I’d written made me pretty much instantly remember him when he sent me an email last night asking if I was going to sign back on. I emailed him right back and said that I’d be back on in a few minutes (was on the phone with someone) and to PLEASE still be around and call me! lol

He was as hot (if not hotter) than I remembered. I was like a lil school girl, asking him all kinds of personal questions so I could get a better idea of whether we could get married and have babies and all that stuff. HAHA just kidding

He just sounds really cute, is super funny and quick and anyway, I’ll stop gushing now. I came so hard while we were talking, I thought I was gonna pass out. Even if he only calls once every 2 yrs., it will be well worth the wait.

In other news, I’ve just been sticking close to home for the past few days…trying (in vain, it seems) to make some money and catch up for all the time I took off for the wedding. I did take a few hours off day before yesterday to go to the movies with some friends. We saw “Kung Fu Panda“. HELLA FUNNY!

From reviews I’d seen, I expected it to be a little bit funnier and I wasn’t altogether satisfied with the ending, but I would still highly recommend it. I wasn’t even mad that I paid evening prices. “The Incredibles” still reigns as my favorite animated movie of the last 15 years though.

I also watched “30 Days of Night” on DVD. Those of you who know me, know that I LOVE anything that has vampires, witches, fairies, werewolves, etc. This was no exception. It was definitely different and again, can’t say that I’m totally happy with the ending, but I enjoyed it. If you like horror movies, you should check it out.

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Dang, it’s fucking HOT outside. It’s been hot here for awhile, but 95? I just don’t dig temps that high. I’ve been laying outside by the pool on and off all day, getting wet and then taking refuge under the gazebo until I dry off. I need to sign in though, so I suppose I’ll do that here soon and then just run inside if I get a call.

I’ve been in a totally weird mood for a couple of days…just been laughing randomly at weird stuff. Calls have picked up a little bit, thank God. I got a new guy who called twice for a total of an hour day before yesterday and yesterday I got quite a few new guys who were really cool.

Here’s an example of how weird my mood’s been. I have a caller who’s been calling a long time…a totally sweet guy that I love talking to. He wanted to do a role play where I was an escort. We’d done it before. We started and he said, “How are you?” as I walked in and I just started laughing hysterically. I thought to myself (and then said), “Well, damn…I guess things could be better since I’ve resorted to selling my pussy to total strangers!” How dumb is that?

He’s a good sport though, we ended up just jumping to the naughty stuff and afterward, he said, “That was lovely.” SWEET! Too funny.

I’ve got a date tomorrow evening! YAY for me! Just something casual, but he seems really nice and I’ll be glad to get back into the swing of things. I might even have sex with him, just to see what it feels like to do it with another guy. It’s been like 7 months since I’ve been with anyone but the boy who was male…oh crap, other than that dude I briefly fucked on the dance floor on President’s Day when I was out with Erin, but that barely counts.

Ok, I’m back off to the pool. I’ll post again later because I do have some other stuff to say about tv shows and movies and stuff, but it can wait. Oh yeah, so far no one’s got me any gift cards or presents for my birthday. Should I be pouting yet?

I think I might have shared a few of these pics in some way awhile back, but I finally got off my lazy butt and made galleries of them. I hope you like them! I’m selling them each for $10 or both for $15. I just sent out a special email to callers in good standing with an AWESOME deal of both galleries for only $10. If you didn’t get that email but have called before and want that price, just send me an email.

Here’s a little sample of gallery 11.

and one of gallery 12!

In other news, I have been a domestic goddess lately! It’s strawberry season and I’ve been hookin’ them up like no one else. First strawberry shortcake that was to die for and now I’ve got a strawberry rhubarb pie in the oven. I guess this is what I do when I don’t have a boy to obsess over!

I went out for a bit with my roomie today to pick up some invitations for her bachelorette party. It’s on the 24th so I want to get the invites out ASAP. Erin’s got a friend who works for the hotel chain we’re gonna stay at so we’re getting an amazing deal on some rooms. Yay for partying all night to celebrate the crazy loss of freedom!

Alrighty, I’ve gotta go check on my pie. I know it’s almost not even worth it to sign on for calls on Fridays, but honestly I have nothing else to do so… give me a call and we’ll entertain each other!

I’m not quite sure what my deal is, but I’m watching a ton of movies still. I did manage to watch “Dan in Real Life” yesterday. Ugh, what a lame ass movie! It was 100% predictable from start to finish and normally I love Steve Carell, but his performance was flat and not funny at all. I think Juliette Binoche was completely miscast. I didn’t buy her being with Dane Cook’s character for one second. Overall, just a huge bummer and a waste of my time.

On the other hand, even though “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” wasn’t quite as funny as Richard Roeper seemed to think it was, I definitely enjoyed it. I was supposed to go with the boy, but I finally put my foot down and it’s been two weeks since I’ve seen him. I think it’s gonna stick this time.

So my roomies and I got hella stoned and went. We munched popcorn and candy and laughed our asses off. Since when did penises start making regular appearances in rated R movies? First there was a sausage fest in “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (which I thought was funny for the first half and then totally dragged) and now we saw Jason Segal’s weiner just right out there in the open!

I absolutely love him in the tv show “How I Met Your Mother” and I’ve been stoked to be seeing him in feature length comedies. He both wrote and starred in this movie and I was definitely impressed. I can’t wait for future stuff!

I do just have to quickly mention that I still think “Knocked Up” was funnier. There are WAY more one liners in it. Also, I was way disappointed by Paul Rudd’s character in this movie. There could have been WAY more done with it. Even Jonah Hill’s character was slightly underplayed, in my opinion.

In other news, it’s still super slow on the phones for some reason. I think I posted about my scores getting way better on Niteflirt, but now it just seems like I’m paying for double the exposure and getting way fewer calls. Who knows. Hopefully it will pick up soon, I’ve had two bad weeks in a row and yesterday I was on for over 12 hrs. and averaged less than $15 an hour! I might as well go and be a secretary or something for that kinda money!

I’ve had a request to work on the story about the orgy that I had with Erin in Europe so I think I’ll start that today. I don’t really have any other plans. I want to go shopping, but lack of funds is stopping me at this point. Anyone wanna get me a gift certificate so I can go please? Pretty please?

Easter was so cute! The baby (though he’s almost 2, so I guess it’s time for us to stop calling him a baby) was a super awesome little egg hunter! We dyed the eggs on Friday and he had a blast with that too. Something very strange happened though.

We dyed 18 eggs. It was a brand new pack of eggs that we had purchased specifically for that purpose. We boiled, cooled, dried and then dyed them and put them back in the refrigerator.

Sunday morning after he hunted them all up, we started cracking them to make various dishes…egg salad, deviled eggs, etc. and two of them were RAW. Yes, they were dyed and raw. Now how in the HELL did that happen? I briefly suspected my male roomie of playing a trick on me and my cousin, but he was so incredulous, I believed his innocence.

Seriously though, it’s an unsolved mystery.

Now this might turn some of you off, but I read Eckhard Tolle’s book, “A New Earth” and have been watching the web seminar classes on Oprah.com for a few weeks now. I’ve made such incredible progress in my personal life that I decided to join a study group that is also following the Oprah classes. I’ll be there tonight, so no calls, sorry!

I might sign on when I get home, but it probably won’t be until around 9 pm.