This is the third month that a bunch of flirts have gotten together and done a sitewide promo, just for fun! This month’s theme is “Hot Ass August”.

I put together a special asstastic picture set for it! 13 of the best ass shots from all of my photo sets all in one place…if you’re an ass man, you’ve GOT to have this set!

I recorded a short little voice clip too, check it out by clicking HERE. Don’t I sound adorable? How can you resist? lol

A special shout out to tw321! We’ve been doing calls for YEARS…tease and denial calls almost always. Then a few days ago, he called right after I’d done tease and denial call with another dude that I denied overnight. The idea intrigued him and we decided to go with it.

Now it’s a few days later and I’ve gotten multiple daily calls from him, teasing the FUCK out of him every single time. He begged me yesterday not to let him cum until his birthday….which isn’t until mid August! DAMN!

Going from a little bit of t&d during a call to being denied for a MONTH is nuts!! I’m really proud of him and I’ve been LOVING our calls together. I’m gonna think up some super awesome stuff for that special day where he gets to cum and figure out some other cool stuff to tease him with during the next few weeks too.

I told him he can be my guinea pig and maybe I can develop a long term teasing program that I can use on anyone who wants it! Sounds like fun, right? Tease and denial has always been one of my favorite calls and it’s starting to become my #1 fave. YAY!

So let’s have some fun this August, boys!

So I set up that special promo for the weekend and I got a LOT of calls from it! I can sometimes be a “glass half empty” kinda person when it comes to self esteem and at first, I was like “Wow, I guess these guys all think I’m worth $1.50/min. but not $1.99/min.? Boohoo!”

But then I got over it and guess what? I’ve decided to keep that line at $1.50 for a little while and see what happens! Didn’t get your invite? Just hit me up on Yahoo and I’ll link you if you ask really nicely! I’m on as sweetienikki4phone

I had a great time reconnecting to some guys who hadn’t called in awhile and I guess if it takes lowering my price to have weekends like THAT, then that’s what I’ll do.
I did get a 2 hr. call the other night at my regular price, so SOMEONE out there thinks I’m worth it! hah j/k That call was great too, was like back in the day when I used to get a lot of really nice, normal, funny guys who are just looking for someone to spend a little time with and have fun. I really enjoyed myself and I hope he calls again soon.

I put up a new really short voice sample too, so you can listen if you haven’t heard me yet. Just click HERE.

Btw, has anyone seen any of the major summer blockbusters yet? Seems like there are a TON of kid movies out, but I want to see every last one of them! Prince of Persia, Toy Story 3, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Karate Kid…do you have any recommendations? What should I spend my movie theater money on and what should I save for dvd?

I’m having a GREAT summer so far! You know what my friends and I have been doing a lot of lately? Playing poker! At first, I wasn’t very good…but then I started playing a bit online so I could learn the rules and then slowly but surely, I started getting better.

When we get together, there’s usually between 7 and 12 of us and I’ve come in first place in 2 out of the last 3 games. Last time doesn’t really count though cause I got way too tired and just deliberately lost all my chips to my cousin.

I’d LOVE to come up with some kind of tease and denial or financial domination game where we play online poker together. Anyone up for it?

Anyway, I’m home now and plan to be home the rest of the night! Give me a call and let’s play!

I LOVE it when flirts come together for a common cause! This time, some of the best known names in the biz have decided to band together to collectively celebrate National Masturbation Month! What better cause could there be for a flirt?

So of course, I wanted in! I mean, I love to masturbate, I like to encourage guys to do it, love listening to them do it…pretty much, masturbation is my passion.  I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again…if I’d been born before the telephone had been invented, I would have been a hooker. And then, sex would have been my passion…but as of now, it’s masturbating.

I have fond memories of early experiences. I started doing it way before I could actually orgasm and they say that’s totally natural. I’d get in trouble sometimes cause I’d take naps on the couch and wake up with my hand in my panties. Or I’d get yelled at cause everyone wanted to leave and I was in the bathroom getting “ready” to go! I wonder if anyone ever figured out what I was really doing…
I still remember my first orgasm, my first dildo, the first time I tried to break my orgasm record, the first time I masturbated while I was talking to someone on the phone…all beautiful memories.

I even just recently had a pretty hard core experience that is a bit uncharacteristic of myself, but hey…I’m an open book.

I’d slept wrong somehow and woke up with a sore neck so I bummed a percocet from my roomie. Mmm, pain pills are delicious. Sometime later (after a string of super hot calls), I decided to take some me time and satisfy my urges. Yes, that’s my delicate way of saying I decided to fuck myself like an animal until I had a mind shattering orgasm.

I remember thinking during the process that it was difficult for me to reach orgasm and realized that it must be due to the pain pill dulling the sensations, but I’m a trooper and I was committed. I’ve NEVER started playing with myself and not finished…I certainly wasn’t about to start now!

I had my glass dildo inside me, my little bullet vibe buzzing away on my clit and I FINALLY managed to make it happen after about 10 minutes of hard labor. Yes, I felt like patting myself on the back for sticking with it…until I went to clean up and saw blood!

I’d actually vibrated/fucked/rubbed myself raw! Now THAT is commitment. Hey…when you’ve gotta cum, you’ve gotta cum, right?

I hope some of you have to cum soon! And with me…I’ve got my toys all ready to go! *wink*

I admit that I was a bit unprepared this year for a month long masturbation celebration. I didn’t even know about it til yesterday, darn it! But I am still committed to celebrating, so I’m doing this really cool little blog hop thingie with other flirts! Hope you guys enjoy reading what all of us have to say about masturbation and participate in some of our special activities and masturbation related “stuff” we plan out! Just click the banner below and you’ll be taken to another site with a list of participating girls. There are all types!
I’m not gonna be around this weekend, so I was thinking that next week, I’d do some kind of contest for either whoever cums the most or whoever talks the longest while jerking it during that week…or maybe both? I mean, why not? Let’s go for it!

Since it wouldn’t start til next Friday probably, I’ll take suggestions too! Whoever wins can have access to my special secret reduced price hidden listing for an entire month! Now that’s worth giving a super human effort for, isn’t it?

So here’s to masturbating…do it often, do it well and do it for ME!

Check out this clip posted by Tosh.0 about a dude who bids 420 on stuff when he’s a contestant on “The Price is Right” SO HILARIOUS! CLICK HERE!

I love Tosh.0, it’s definitely one of my favorite shows. If you don’t watch it, you’re totally missing out. Find it on On Demand or online somehow!

Hope you’re all having a good spring so far. I am! We’ve been enjoying the warmer weather, just jumping right back in to grilling and hanging out outside like it’s summer again already. Grilled pineapple is the bomb diggity, yo.

Anyone have advice on how to humanely get a dog to STOP BARKING? This neighbor dog is driving me bat shit.

I work out fairly non stop for the entire year, but I know a lot of people slack off during the holidays (I did a bit this last year and gained a few pounds) so they make New Year’s resolutions to eat healthy, work out, etc.

YAY! Normally it annoys me a little bit during the first part of the year when the gym is so crowded that it’s hard to get a machine and the classes are so packed you feel like a sardine. But yesterday, I finally had a “glass is half FULL” moment.

Yeah, it’s crowded and stuff, but DAMN…some of the guys who are in there now who hadn’t been for awhile are hot as hell! There was this guy running on a treadmill yesterday who isn’t the kind of guy I’m normally attracted to. He was only about 5′9″, very compact body, clearly in his late 30’s, early 40’s with salt and pepper hair. His face was really attractive though and he was running steadily and FAST with the treadmill at an incline.

Seeing that level of physical intensity and damn near perfection was such a huge turn on. I was on the elliptical down the row and I couldn’t stop staring at him. I couldn’t stop thinking about what a stallion he must be in bed with all that stamina. Mmmmm….I just wanted to run my hands all over his perfect body! When I was finally done and went to the locker room, I had to actually change my panties.

Had any moments like that recently?