A tease and denial weekend, perhaps??

July 30th, 2010

I spent most of last night on the phone back and forth with two different guys who I was teasing mercilessly. When it came down to it, I decided to deny BOTH of them overnight and see how they reacted.

I’ve been teasing one of them again already today, making him jerk it for me, then take a break, then call back and do it some more. This last time, I gave him a two hour break, but I’m making him watch some porn during those 2 hours. What kind? Cream pie, of course. He’s trying to train himself to last longer during sex, so I thought that was appropriate.

Want to be teased too? I’m WAY loving it…let’s do it all weekend!.

May is National Masturbation Month!

May 6th, 2010

I LOVE it when flirts come together for a common cause! This time, some of the best known names in the biz have decided to band together to collectively celebrate National Masturbation Month! What better cause could there be for a flirt? ūüôā

So of course, I wanted in! I mean, I love to masturbate, I like to encourage guys to do it, love listening to them do it…pretty much, masturbation is my passion.¬† I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again…if I’d been born before the telephone had been invented, I would have been a hooker. And then, sex would have been my passion…but as of now, it’s masturbating.

I have fond memories of early experiences. I started doing it way before I could actually orgasm and they say that’s totally natural. I’d get in trouble sometimes cause I’d take naps on the couch and wake up with my hand in my panties. Or I’d get yelled at cause everyone wanted to leave and I was in the bathroom getting “ready” to go! I wonder if anyone ever figured out what I was really doing…
I still remember my first orgasm, my first dildo, the first time I tried to break my orgasm record, the first time I masturbated while I was talking to someone on the phone…all beautiful memories.

I even just recently had a pretty hard core experience that is a bit uncharacteristic of myself, but hey…I’m an open book.

I’d slept wrong somehow and woke up with a sore neck so I bummed a percocet from my roomie. Mmm, pain pills are delicious. Sometime later (after a string of super hot calls), I decided to take some me time and satisfy my urges. Yes, that’s my delicate way of saying I decided to fuck myself like an animal until I had a mind shattering orgasm.

I remember thinking during the process that it was difficult for me to reach orgasm and realized that it must be due to the pain pill dulling the sensations, but I’m a trooper and I was committed. I’ve NEVER started playing with myself and not finished…I certainly wasn’t about to start now!

I had my glass dildo inside me, my little bullet vibe buzzing away on my clit and I FINALLY managed to make it happen after about 10 minutes of hard labor. Yes, I felt like patting myself on the back for sticking with it…until I went to clean up and saw blood!

I’d actually vibrated/fucked/rubbed myself raw! Now THAT is commitment. Hey…when you’ve gotta cum, you’ve gotta cum, right?

I hope some of you have to cum soon! And with me…I’ve got my toys all ready to go! *wink*

I admit that I was a bit unprepared this year for a month long masturbation celebration. I didn’t even know about it til yesterday, darn it! But I am still committed to celebrating, so I’m doing this really cool little blog hop thingie with other flirts! Hope you guys enjoy reading what all of us have to say about masturbation and participate in some of our special activities and masturbation related “stuff” we plan out! Just click the banner below and you’ll be taken to another site with a list of participating girls. There are all types!
I’m not gonna be around this weekend, so I was thinking that next week, I’d do some kind of contest for either whoever cums the most or whoever talks the longest while jerking it during that week…or maybe both? I mean, why not? Let’s go for it!

Since it wouldn’t start til next Friday probably, I’ll take suggestions too! Whoever wins can have access to my special secret reduced price hidden listing for an entire month! Now that’s worth giving a super human effort for, isn’t it?

So here’s to masturbating…do it often, do it well and do it for ME!

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I’m goin’ back to Cali, Cali, Cali…I’m goin’ back to Cali.

January 6th, 2009

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!.

I’m still alive! really…

September 11th, 2008

I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting since I’ve had this blog. Crazy, huh? I think it’s a combination of being busy, being slow on the phones and feeling like no one would really read it anyway and just feeling uninspired to write. Stuff has been going on though!

I did spend time with Erin like I said I would. It was fabulous. We chilled, watched movies, did¬†a few calls, had sex, spring cleaned her place, did some shopping. Combined with the fact that my new bf gave me $500 right before I went to see her and so I didn’t really have to worry about taking time off, it couldn’t have been better.

I’ve been working out like crazy for a couple of reasons. I needed to get back into the gym just in general cause I’d stopped and I never feel that good when I’m not exercising regularly and I also need to just get my energy out since I’m not having sex very often anymore. Since my break up with the boy, we’ve fucked a couple of times but that’s over and they were weeks apart anyway.

I’ve been dating but so far no luck…no one I wanted to see more than once or sleep with, so working out like a maniac keeps me from humping every hot guy I see walking by me. The funny thing is that it’s easier for me to cum when I’m in awesome shape, so masturbating doesn’t take any time at all and seems to be satisfying me for the time being. I also sleep like the dead when I work out really hard and my body’s still adjusting, so if you don’t see me on as late as I normally am, that’s why. I can’t keep my eyes open past 11:30 or so!

Last Friday I got a $500 Amazon gift certificate from a totally awesome guy who has called me a few times and done really great, long calls. It came out of NOWHERE though and I was so shocked, amazed and excited. It really couldn’t have come at a better time either, can you say “Christmas presents”? I should be able to cover almost all the shopping I need to do with that one gift certificate.

I have a picnic lunch/movie date tomorrow and then a tennis date on Saturday morning. I can’t even remember the last time I played tennis, but it might be fun to get out and do something active with someone new. He seems like a nice guy, if a bit of a square for me. I’m trying to keep an open mind though and date some nice guys. I can’t force myself to be attracted to one, but I can certainly give myself a chance to be. Hopefully I will be able to. I’m tired of assholes.

Erin and I are gonna hang out again next week! YAY! She’s trying to get Sunday off and if she does, we’ll probably do some calls, so get ready for that if you like to call us when we’re together! I hope she gets it off cause if she does, she’s going to come down here and then we can go to the FAIR! I love, love, love the fair. I went opening day cause it was cheap and had a blast.

Anyway, I plan to be on all day/evening today so I hope some of you are horny and give me a call! I am in a chatty, good mood today.


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Domestic bliss!

June 17th, 2008

So now that the wedding and the mortgage crisis are both over, my roomies and I have extra time on our hands for getting our house back under control. It was getting kinda bad there for awhile and then our house keeper of 6 yrs. completely disappeared! So then it got really bad…but we’re slowly pulling things back together and looking for a new house keeper.

I can honestly say that I’m done with the boy now. It’s been almost two weeks since we’ve seen each other and over a week since we’ve talked. He texted me yesterday, but there was really nothing left to say. I feel like I’ve been in rehab for the past week and I’m finally starting to feel better. I am, however, masturbating like a mad woman…at least 2-3 times a day for the past week. I need to get laid. Soon.

Yesterday my roomies and I started planting our garden. It’s late in the season, but we never really get frost here, so it doesn’t really matter (at least that’s what “Gardening for Dummies” told me). We hadn’t had a garden for the past couple of years so it took a few days in the past month to clear out all the weeds and grass. Ugh, what a job.

We planted all the actual plants we have yesterday and we’ll probably plant the seeds tomorrow. I wasn’t really paying attention when I grabbed plants and I accidentally got TWELVE zucchini plants. Anyone who knows anything about gardening knows that we’re about to have zucchini coming out of our ears. Not literally. If you want some, just let me know and I’ll ship you a box if you kick me a few bucks for shipping. How funny would that be? “Yeah, my own personal phone sex girl grew this zucchini for me.”

We planted (and I’m sure you’re dying to know, but I really have nothing else to talk about so deal with it) the aforementioned zucchini, about 8 tomato plants, cucumbers, acorn squash, pumpkins, red bell peppers, poblano peppers, corn, the strawberries we put in last month (which are doing quite well) and some herbs in a big planter.

We have seeds for rainbow carrots, radishes, lettuce, zucchini (which I will NOT be planting), bush beans, bush peas and¬†snow peas. It’ll be our first time planting the bush varieties of beans and peas, but I really didn’t want to deal with climbing plants this year. I did see in the book that people sometimes plant pole beans around the base of corn and it naturally climbs up the stalks. Maybe I’ll try that.

Anyway, as a vegetarian, I really enjoy eating produce that I myself have grown. I did realize, as we were planting, that I just grabbed some vegetable food off the shelves and didn’t even look to see what was in it. How hilarious that I buy almost exclusively organic produce at the grocery stores, but I’m probably not growing organic myself? DUH. Oh well, I plan to keep this garden going almost year round from now on, so I’ve got plenty of time to research and figure out what I should be doing.

Ooh, have you guys been watching “Last Comic Standing”? So far I’m not super impressed, but there are a couple of guys that I really like.¬†Seriously, you MUST check this dude out. Dan Cummins¬†Play the clip that’s in the “Bio” section. The delivery isn’t as good in this clip as it was on the show last week, but my GOD that made me laugh.

I’m going to assume that he didn’t make it very far though, since his myspace page is showing tour dates for this month. Lame. Oh well, I’d go see him live. I saw Josh Blue and Chris Porter a couple of years ago when they were touring. I definitely think Chris Porter is funnier, but they were both great. I love this show.

Due to the show, my roomie and I were in a funny mood when we went out to dinner on Sat. Her husband was finishing his cigarette outside and we went into the restaurant before he did. The hostess looked at us and asked how many would be in our party. We said 3. Then she looks at us and says, “Do you need any kid menus?” I was like “Uh, yeah, the¬†7 yr. old is parking the car right now. She’ll be right in.” ha ha Then at the table, I said, “I should have told her that the baby forgot his binky and he’d be crawling in any second.” HA HA!

I told my mom that and she said, “Well, someone could have been coming with a kid and dropping him or her off.” Good lord, mom…way to ruin a joke. I just thought it was a funny airhead kinda moment on the part of the hostess.

I don’t really have any plans soon. I took the weekend off cause I had a kick ass day on Friday with calls and I had a lot of fun. I went to a casino and played black jack with my roomie and we did a little shopping on Sunday, then watched “The Princess Bride”. It never gets old. NEVER.

My point is that I’ll probably be taking calls all day/evening. As I said, I’m feeling domestic, so I might run to the grocery store and pick up stuff to make some kind of intricate meal for me and my roomies…but otherwise, I’ll be around. Talk to you soon!


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the old lady who swallowed a fly…

September 20th, 2007

That was me two nights ago! Well, not the old part, but I was on a call and saw this tiny little fly fluttering around and¬†a few minutes later¬†I took a deep breath and BAM, it flew straight down my throat. I coughed one time hard and then muted my phone and ran for a drink of water. After the call was over, I told the guy I’d been talking to why I coughed and we both had a good laugh about it. EW though! Way to add some protein to my diet, huh?

I was supposed to go to a concert tonight but I broke up with the boy for the nine millionth time so I sold the tickets. It’s good though, the money will come in handy for the trip! It’s coming up so fast, it’s kinda insane. Less than two weeks from now and I’ll be in Europe! We’ve booked a private room at a hostel in London for the first night and will be booking a night at a castle in Paris before we go but otherwise we’re just going to take things as they come. Hopefully talking to some locals and other travelers will give us a better idea of where we should be staying and what kinds of bargains we can get. If not, we’ll just stay in hostels most of the time.

It’s been pretty slow on the phones for a few days. It seems like it’s that way for everyone though from talking to some other girls. That’s weird because usually right after school starts, it picks up again after being slow during the summer. I actually had a pretty busy summer though, considering all the time I took off. Who knows. It’s one of those unpredictable things, I guess.

Now that I don’t have a steady male sex partner though, I’ll definitely be masturbating a LOT more. Maybe you should call and see if you can inspire me to do it with YOU?.

oh my

March 22nd, 2007

I’m watching American Idol from this week finally and oh my. Blake was singing “Time of the Season” and there’s a section where he says, “So what’s your name? Who’s your Daddy? Is he rich like me?” I swear that my nipples got hard, he said that in such a sexy way.

I know who I’ll be thinking of when I play with my pussy tonight.

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woohoo, so exciting!

December 13th, 2006

I’ve had a GREAT day. I got up, did some gift wrapping and got some packages ready to go that I needed to mail out. I actually managed to drag my ass to the postal place and got them in the mail! WOOHOO for me!

I came back and just felt really horny all of the sudden, so I pulled out my trusty little vibrator¬†(the one that DJ got me), parked my butt in front of the computer, put the vibe on my clit and started watching porn. I’d been watching and teasing myself for about 15 minutes when someone IM’d me and asked how I was doing. Of course, I said I was horny and had been watching porn and he jumped right on it and called!

Wow. I don’t think I’ve fucked myself that hard in MONTHS. I came twice right in a row and ended up having to change the sheets. It was intense. Of course, I used my glass dildo/vibe combo that gets me off so hard I can barely even stay conscious, but it was even more intense than usual. NICE.

Then I signed on to take other calls and stayed on until around 7:30, when I’d promised a friend I’d call him to talk about some stuff. I’d been talking to him for about half an hour when another call beeped through. A call I’d been waiting for for over a week!

Let me give you the back story…there’s a local theater troupe here in Van that’s putting on “White Christmas” this month. Of course, this is one of my favorite movies of all time and DEFINITELY my favorite Christmas movie. However, by the time I learned about it, all of the tickets were gone. I was devastated.

Then one day while browsing around Craig’s List (after having looked for tickets on sale there in vain), I saw a personal ad for a guy wanting a date to the show. I figured that he’d never want to take me since I don’t live in the area and am not really a potential for “romance” (since I have¬†a girlfriend already), but I wrote him an email anyway and told him how much I love the movie, how much I love going to musicals and how I’d really appreciate it if he’d consider taking me.

He responded that he’d had a lot of women respond to his ad and that he wanted to get to know us all better and that I should cal him sometime so we could talk. I tried to call and he never picked up. A few days went by and he emailed me, saying that he had a date on Tuesday (today) and that if she was a connection, he’d take her since she lived locally and he was looking for someone to date. He said if it didn’t go well, he’d give me a call and chat with me and see where things went.

So tonight while talking to my friend, the call beeped through and I saw on the caller ID that it was him! I WAS SO EXCITED! I’d written to him that I hoped his date was heinous and she chewed with her mouth open or something! lol I guess she wasn’t THAT bad, but he said he didn’t think there was a connection there…we started talking and were getting along really well. We have a¬†lot in common and stuff…so he asked me to go!!!!!!!! WOOFUCKINGHOO!!!

Now what I left out is that by some miracle, I actually contacted someone who had two tickets available and I had arranged to buy them from her the day of the show. I was going to take my mom with me and just have a night with her. Well, now that I get to go with this guy, I can give those two tickets to my parents for Christmas and everyone’s happy!

It really couldn’t have worked out better and I’m SO excited. I love musicals, love live theater and I can’t even imagine a better one at a better time of year to actually get to go to. So I won’t be around Thursday night, sorry guys. Remember though that Erin will be here on Friday and we’ll be doing two girl calls together! I’m going to send an email out tonight about it to just remind everyone.

Tomorrow during the day I’ll be running around like a chicken trying to get stuff ready for the dinner party on Saturday. We’re going to bake a bunch of cookies and other stuff to give to each guest as a “gift” when they get here, so I need to buy all the ingredients for that stuff and mix up the doughs tomorrow so we can bake the cookies off on Friday. My mom and sister will help, of course, but neither of them have ever been that great in the kitchen…especially when it comes to baking…so most of the burden will be on ME!

It’s ok though, it will be satisfying to give the plates of stuff to everyone when they get here. Do you have a favorite cookie? If so, leave a comment and let me know, ok? I can always use new ideas! What I usually do every year (I give cookies to lots of friends and service people every year) are the following:

chocolate chip
chocolate crinkle
snickerdoodle
peanut butter
the kind with the hershey kiss in the middle
sugar cookies….but they’re half peppermint flavored and half chocolate and they’re rolled together
oatmeal butterscotch
chocolate oatmeal

I also make rice crispy treats, fudge and pretzels that have white chocolate, caramel and toffee on them.

Leave me your ideas please!!!!!!!!!!.

It happened again…and Erin’s coming! WOOHOO!

September 5th, 2006

I was so busy last night, I didn’t get a chance to update my blog. I need to stay home one of these days and update it during the day! lol I went out to lunch and did some shopping with my cousin today. It was fun! We didn’t get anything too exciting, just a trip to Costco for some food and stuff. I got a couple of new books since the ones I have just don’t seem to be doing it for me lately.

I know I haven’t done shout outs for over a week and I’m really sorry. I will not be doing the ones I missed, but I will make some quick notes about a few calls I remember right off the top of my head…

I just now let a guy cum that I had denied for over 2 wks. That was AWESOME! It was definitely a rush to deny him so many times.

My Aussie hottie has called and worked me over and of course DJ keeps rockin’ my world. Ubu *kisssssssssssssss*

But the shout out of all shout outs has to go “OverSexNaughtyBoy.” Not only for the amazing feedback he leaves ME or because he somehow gets me to fuck myself so hard I can’t even remember my own name, but because he’s funny and smart and SO fun to talk to and only a few other people in this world can make me laugh that hard. So thanks. I don’t think you’re over sexed at all. In fact, you might be just right.

Btw, um…this is kinda weird to say so I’m just gonna come out and say it. The other day I was masturbating with my new vibrating bullet toy and I was squirting and I think I shorted out the large bullet, which is my favorite one. It doesn’t really work anymore. I have to bend the cord a certain way to get it to go on.¬†*pout*

So if someone wants to buy me a new “large accessory egg”, that would be fucking AWESOME. And OMG if someone wants to buy me the adaptor so I can put one in my ass and one on my clit, I would love them FOREVER. Click HERE to see my sex toy wish list! The things I’m talking about are the top 2 on the list.

I’m signed in right now and I’m sure the phone’s about to ring, so I’ll wrap this up by saying:

ERIN’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday night. You know how she is though, I never know when she’ll actually show up. Probably around 10 or so. I’m gonna send out an email and let everyone know tonight since we seem to get more calls when I do that. Remember that to talk to us together is $2.50/min. and tips are ALWAYS welcome! Especially since we’re trying to save for a trip to Europe!.

Hello everyone!

August 28th, 2006

Whew, I have so much to post, I’d better get right into it! My apparent popularity has continued; each night I’ve been on the phone pretty much non stop until I fall into bed exhausted. It’s so much fun, I hope it never stops! I do apologize to those of you who aren’t able to get a hold of me when I’m online and who are missing me other times of day. If I’m on a call and you want to talk, definitely use the “arrange a call” feature so you won’t get left out!

Saturday night I played a very evil trick on a friend. This guy is my male roommate’s best friend and he’s in the Army, currently stationed in Germany. His shoulder got messed up so he’s going to be discharged soon and doesn’t have active duty…so he’s bored over there. He’s on myspace a lot and he posted a bulletin on there titled “what if we had sex.” It was a 22 question survey that is supposed to allow you to reveal your desire to have sex with the person who posted it. But I’m just friends with this guy! We’ve hung out when he comes over to play poker or when we have parties, but he’s goofy and not really my type and we’ve never even flirted.

So what do I do? I respond in the most explicit, dirty way I can think of just to see how he’ll react. Here’s what I posted back to him.

1. Would you be in control?
We’d take turns, giving and taking control until we lost track of whose turn it was and just gave in to the white hot heat.

2. Would you pull my hair?
Babe, you don’t have enough hair to pull, but if you did, I wouldn’t. I hope you’d pull mine though….pull it hard while you fuck me from behind and spank my ass until it’s all pink and warm.

3. Would you whisper in my ear?
I’d whisper softly all the naughty things I wanted to do to you while I ran my hands over every inch of you that I could reach. Between words, my hot, wet tongue would trace the very outer edge of your ear and my teeth would gently nip at your earlobe.

4. Would you talk dirty to me?
Are you kidding? That’s what I was born to do…I promise I’d talk more than any other woman you’ve been with and you’d be begging me for every sweet, sultry sound that escaped my lips.

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
I’d slowly outline your lips with the very tip of my tongue, then slide it into your mouth…waiting for you to reach out with yours only to withdraw and leave you wanting more.

6. Would you say my name?
Say it? I’d whisper, moan, utter, gasp and finally scream it as I came all over your face. Hopefully.

7. Would you go down on me?
“Go down on” you doesn’t even begin to describe what I’d do when I’d use my mouth, tongue and lips on your cock. But yes, I’d go down on you. Ever been truly deep throated?

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
Absolutely. I love to see reminders of what happened the next day.

9. How many rounds would we go?
That really depends on a lot of factors. Whatever your record is, we’d beat it.

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
After we regain our breath and our senses, I’d kiss you one last time and fall asleep.

11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
No. I like the guy to be naked first. I’d love to drag your clothes off one article at a time and then kneel in front of you in a sexy satin nightie.

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
Not really, but enough places for you to feel like I did. Have you ever felt a soft, warm tongue on the back of your knee or sliding across your wrist?

13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?
What kind of question is this? Play, of course. If you’re not panting and begging at the end of the first hour, then you don’t get more.

14. Would you want me to take my time?
Of course.

15. Would u fall asleep when we were done?
If we did it right, I would.

16. Would u want me to go fast or slow?
Fuck me hard and fast and then leave me begging for it while you slide in and out slowly and drive me insane.

17. Where would u wanna “do it” at?
A bed.

18 Would u be loud or quiet?
Loud. If I’m quiet, you’re doing it wrong.

19. Would you mind if I liked you?
I would hope you liked me if we were fucking. I’ve never had sex with someone who didn’t like me.

20. Would you do it 2day?
Not with you in Germany, I wouldn’t.

21. Would you do it 2morrow?
Let me think about it….

22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Probably not. Almost all of my “friends” are girls and I don’t want to see their answers.
I’m already laughing by the time I send it and he writes back almost immediately, saying “hey thats not funny im here you play with me like that lol your crazy you should be a writer god knows you had me on the edge of my seat this is probably the only non visual thing i could jerk off to seriously i got pretty horny . Anyway your mean tell crista i wish she would do those things to me.”

Ok, so he’s not one for punctuation and spelling. lol Crista is a mutual friend of ours that he likes, so obviously he knows I’m joking, right? Well, I write back to him, “Who said I’m playing?”

Oooh, that one got him! I’m dying of laughter over here when I see his response. “are you really down” HAHAHA I leave him to think about it for a few minutes because during most of this, I’m on a call. And yes, the guy knows I’m writing to this dude on myspace while we’re talking! About half an hour later, he writes, “you were fuckin with me i believed you your sex is still good on paper though”

Ooh, that sounded like a challenge and you know how much I like a challenge! So I sent back, “Don’t you wish you knew if I was fuckin’ with ya or not? Good on paper? Babe, you have no idea. I could do things to you that you’d still think about when you were so old you couldn’t even remember your own name.” He responds, “well thats good to know the next time im in cali and at your house i’ll be watching you lol i don’t beleive you your gonna have to do something more convincing”

Of course, I told my cousin, my mom (she knows him), Crista, Erin and anyone else who would listen. MAN that was funny as hell! Am I evil or what? I think my halo disappeared there for a minute and I had cute tiny little horns.

Yesterday we went hiking for the first time without any boys!! It was so awesome. That was really the first time I’ve deliberately gone hiking and finished it saying, “Damn, I’ll definitely be doing that one again!” It was just a tad under 3 miles and the trail was mild, no switchbacks or anything. We ate lunch halfway there and I took 140 pictures so we stopped a lot for that. It took us about 3 hours total. SO AWESOME! I used my new backpack and I couldn’t have been more happy with it. I put Crystal Light lemonade in there and we shared the “lemony goodness” all the way up and down the trail. It rocked!

The funniest thing happened too. In the middle of the trail about 1/4 of the way through, there was this tiny little snake laying there. He might have been 4 inches long, max. My cousin was walking past him and he STRUCK at her shoe!!! I mean, his mouth couldn’t have been more than 1/8 of an inch across and he was striking at her! She walked by and “strike strike strike” and then he turned his attentions to me as I came closer and was striking at me the whole way past him! My cousin was like, “Let’s get the hell outta here…where there are baby snakes, there are mama snakes!”

I’m really starting to enjoy taking pictures. I always have, since I was a little kid, but lately I’m starting to wonder if I couldn’t do something with it professionally. I know, I’m one of a million amateurs who dreams of going pro…same as with any art, right? Writing, painting, photography, singing, song writing, piano playing, etc. What are the odds that someone can take something they love to do and make a career out of it? Probably pretty low, but I’m going to start pursuing it. I have that class that’s starting next month and I was checking out a bunch of photo sites last night. I found some where you can sell your pictures as stock photography that looked interesting. Some of the pictures were AMAZING and some weren’t any better than mine.

My problem is that I know absolutely nothing about digitally correcting color, noise and light balance with something like Photoshop. Just looking at that stuff makes my brain hurt and I don’t really have any desire to learn it. I wonder if I could just hook up with someone who does it and pay them a small fee per photo to correct the pictures. Then if there were some I could actually sell because they were corrected well, I’d make some money. Even if at the beginning, I only made enough to buy new equipment, it would be worth it.

On one of the sites, I found a guy who’s been to a lot of the places I have. He takes some amazing pictures. Man, it was awesome. There was one shot though at a lake I’ve been to where I have almost the same exact angle, but I liked my picture better. So did one of my callers, who happens to have one of my pictures on his desk top. Anyway, I hope that this isn’t a hobby that I just “get over” like I seem to do to so many others. I’m hoping that that’s not the case though, since I’ve loved taking pictures for so many years.

I think I’ve had two of the top 5 most intense calls I’ve ever had this past weekend. The first was with DJ on Saturday night. He just wanted to listen to me masturbate and wanted me to squirt for him. Ok, no problem. He always makes me horny, but all of the sudden, it was like I was possessed! lol I think I squirted for a more prolonged period of time than I ever have before. I soaked through the towels I’d laid down and basically just lost my mind during the call. It was absolutely incredible.

The second one was last night. It was already kinda late, but I wasn’t super sleepy, so I was still signed on while I surfed through the photography sites. “OverSexedNaughtyBoy” called (I’m sure some of you have seen him commenting on my blog lately) and we started out normally, just talking and joking. I think DJ is the only other caller I laugh this much with. I’ll never be able to drink a raspberry smoothie again!

I’d already cum right before he called so I figured I needed to bust out the big guns and I got out my glass dildo. I don’t even know how much time passed or how many times I came, but holy SHIT. I don’t think I’ve ever fucked myself that hard for that long at one time. It was absolutely amazing. Oddly enough, it took him awhile to cum, but it was definitely worth every second. He said I sounded incredible and I assured him that no matter how awesome it sounded, it felt 10 times better.

My cousin decided not to go in to work today because her man is gonna be back from his camping trip, so I have no baby duty today. I’ll probably end up signing on a bit early cause it’s looking like a record month and you know how competitive I am! lol I want to do everything I can to make sure these last 4 days are solid.

Wow, this might be the longest blog entry I’ve ever made! Crazy! I hope you all had GREAT weekends and I’ll talk to you soon!.


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