I spent most of last night on the phone back and forth with two different guys who I was teasing mercilessly. When it came down to it, I decided to deny BOTH of them overnight and see how they reacted.

I’ve been teasing one of them again already today, making him jerk it for me, then take a break, then call back and do it some more. This last time, I gave him a two hour break, but I’m making him watch some porn during those 2 hours. What kind? Cream pie, of course. He’s trying to train himself to last longer during sex, so I thought that was appropriate.

Want to be teased too? I’m WAY loving it…let’s do it all weekend!

I LOVE it when flirts come together for a common cause! This time, some of the best known names in the biz have decided to band together to collectively celebrate National Masturbation Month! What better cause could there be for a flirt?

So of course, I wanted in! I mean, I love to masturbate, I like to encourage guys to do it, love listening to them do it…pretty much, masturbation is my passion.  I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again…if I’d been born before the telephone had been invented, I would have been a hooker. And then, sex would have been my passion…but as of now, it’s masturbating.

I have fond memories of early experiences. I started doing it way before I could actually orgasm and they say that’s totally natural. I’d get in trouble sometimes cause I’d take naps on the couch and wake up with my hand in my panties. Or I’d get yelled at cause everyone wanted to leave and I was in the bathroom getting “ready” to go! I wonder if anyone ever figured out what I was really doing…
I still remember my first orgasm, my first dildo, the first time I tried to break my orgasm record, the first time I masturbated while I was talking to someone on the phone…all beautiful memories.

I even just recently had a pretty hard core experience that is a bit uncharacteristic of myself, but hey…I’m an open book.

I’d slept wrong somehow and woke up with a sore neck so I bummed a percocet from my roomie. Mmm, pain pills are delicious. Sometime later (after a string of super hot calls), I decided to take some me time and satisfy my urges. Yes, that’s my delicate way of saying I decided to fuck myself like an animal until I had a mind shattering orgasm.

I remember thinking during the process that it was difficult for me to reach orgasm and realized that it must be due to the pain pill dulling the sensations, but I’m a trooper and I was committed. I’ve NEVER started playing with myself and not finished…I certainly wasn’t about to start now!

I had my glass dildo inside me, my little bullet vibe buzzing away on my clit and I FINALLY managed to make it happen after about 10 minutes of hard labor. Yes, I felt like patting myself on the back for sticking with it…until I went to clean up and saw blood!

I’d actually vibrated/fucked/rubbed myself raw! Now THAT is commitment. Hey…when you’ve gotta cum, you’ve gotta cum, right?

I hope some of you have to cum soon! And with me…I’ve got my toys all ready to go! *wink*

I admit that I was a bit unprepared this year for a month long masturbation celebration. I didn’t even know about it til yesterday, darn it! But I am still committed to celebrating, so I’m doing this really cool little blog hop thingie with other flirts! Hope you guys enjoy reading what all of us have to say about masturbation and participate in some of our special activities and masturbation related “stuff” we plan out! Just click the banner below and you’ll be taken to another site with a list of participating girls. There are all types!
I’m not gonna be around this weekend, so I was thinking that next week, I’d do some kind of contest for either whoever cums the most or whoever talks the longest while jerking it during that week…or maybe both? I mean, why not? Let’s go for it!

Since it wouldn’t start til next Friday probably, I’ll take suggestions too! Whoever wins can have access to my special secret reduced price hidden listing for an entire month! Now that’s worth giving a super human effort for, isn’t it?

So here’s to masturbating…do it often, do it well and do it for ME!

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!

I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting since I’ve had this blog. Crazy, huh? I think it’s a combination of being busy, being slow on the phones and feeling like no one would really read it anyway and just feeling uninspired to write. Stuff has been going on though!

I did spend time with Erin like I said I would. It was fabulous. We chilled, watched movies, did a few calls, had sex, spring cleaned her place, did some shopping. Combined with the fact that my new bf gave me $500 right before I went to see her and so I didn’t really have to worry about taking time off, it couldn’t have been better.

I’ve been working out like crazy for a couple of reasons. I needed to get back into the gym just in general cause I’d stopped and I never feel that good when I’m not exercising regularly and I also need to just get my energy out since I’m not having sex very often anymore. Since my break up with the boy, we’ve fucked a couple of times but that’s over and they were weeks apart anyway.

I’ve been dating but so far no luck…no one I wanted to see more than once or sleep with, so working out like a maniac keeps me from humping every hot guy I see walking by me. The funny thing is that it’s easier for me to cum when I’m in awesome shape, so masturbating doesn’t take any time at all and seems to be satisfying me for the time being. I also sleep like the dead when I work out really hard and my body’s still adjusting, so if you don’t see me on as late as I normally am, that’s why. I can’t keep my eyes open past 11:30 or so!

Last Friday I got a $500 Amazon gift certificate from a totally awesome guy who has called me a few times and done really great, long calls. It came out of NOWHERE though and I was so shocked, amazed and excited. It really couldn’t have come at a better time either, can you say “Christmas presents”? I should be able to cover almost all the shopping I need to do with that one gift certificate.

I have a picnic lunch/movie date tomorrow and then a tennis date on Saturday morning. I can’t even remember the last time I played tennis, but it might be fun to get out and do something active with someone new. He seems like a nice guy, if a bit of a square for me. I’m trying to keep an open mind though and date some nice guys. I can’t force myself to be attracted to one, but I can certainly give myself a chance to be. Hopefully I will be able to. I’m tired of assholes.

Erin and I are gonna hang out again next week! YAY! She’s trying to get Sunday off and if she does, we’ll probably do some calls, so get ready for that if you like to call us when we’re together! I hope she gets it off cause if she does, she’s going to come down here and then we can go to the FAIR! I love, love, love the fair. I went opening day cause it was cheap and had a blast.

Anyway, I plan to be on all day/evening today so I hope some of you are horny and give me a call! I am in a chatty, good mood today.

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So now that the wedding and the mortgage crisis are both over, my roomies and I have extra time on our hands for getting our house back under control. It was getting kinda bad there for awhile and then our house keeper of 6 yrs. completely disappeared! So then it got really bad…but we’re slowly pulling things back together and looking for a new house keeper.

I can honestly say that I’m done with the boy now. It’s been almost two weeks since we’ve seen each other and over a week since we’ve talked. He texted me yesterday, but there was really nothing left to say. I feel like I’ve been in rehab for the past week and I’m finally starting to feel better. I am, however, masturbating like a mad woman…at least 2-3 times a day for the past week. I need to get laid. Soon.

Yesterday my roomies and I started planting our garden. It’s late in the season, but we never really get frost here, so it doesn’t really matter (at least that’s what “Gardening for Dummies” told me). We hadn’t had a garden for the past couple of years so it took a few days in the past month to clear out all the weeds and grass. Ugh, what a job.

We planted all the actual plants we have yesterday and we’ll probably plant the seeds tomorrow. I wasn’t really paying attention when I grabbed plants and I accidentally got TWELVE zucchini plants. Anyone who knows anything about gardening knows that we’re about to have zucchini coming out of our ears. Not literally. If you want some, just let me know and I’ll ship you a box if you kick me a few bucks for shipping. How funny would that be? “Yeah, my own personal phone sex girl grew this zucchini for me.”

We planted (and I’m sure you’re dying to know, but I really have nothing else to talk about so deal with it) the aforementioned zucchini, about 8 tomato plants, cucumbers, acorn squash, pumpkins, red bell peppers, poblano peppers, corn, the strawberries we put in last month (which are doing quite well) and some herbs in a big planter.

We have seeds for rainbow carrots, radishes, lettuce, zucchini (which I will NOT be planting), bush beans, bush peas and snow peas. It’ll be our first time planting the bush varieties of beans and peas, but I really didn’t want to deal with climbing plants this year. I did see in the book that people sometimes plant pole beans around the base of corn and it naturally climbs up the stalks. Maybe I’ll try that.

Anyway, as a vegetarian, I really enjoy eating produce that I myself have grown. I did realize, as we were planting, that I just grabbed some vegetable food off the shelves and didn’t even look to see what was in it. How hilarious that I buy almost exclusively organic produce at the grocery stores, but I’m probably not growing organic myself? DUH. Oh well, I plan to keep this garden going almost year round from now on, so I’ve got plenty of time to research and figure out what I should be doing.

Ooh, have you guys been watching “Last Comic Standing”? So far I’m not super impressed, but there are a couple of guys that I really like. Seriously, you MUST check this dude out. Dan Cummins Play the clip that’s in the “Bio” section. The delivery isn’t as good in this clip as it was on the show last week, but my GOD that made me laugh.

I’m going to assume that he didn’t make it very far though, since his myspace page is showing tour dates for this month. Lame. Oh well, I’d go see him live. I saw Josh Blue and Chris Porter a couple of years ago when they were touring. I definitely think Chris Porter is funnier, but they were both great. I love this show.

Due to the show, my roomie and I were in a funny mood when we went out to dinner on Sat. Her husband was finishing his cigarette outside and we went into the restaurant before he did. The hostess looked at us and asked how many would be in our party. We said 3. Then she looks at us and says, “Do you need any kid menus?” I was like “Uh, yeah, the 7 yr. old is parking the car right now. She’ll be right in.” ha ha Then at the table, I said, “I should have told her that the baby forgot his binky and he’d be crawling in any second.” HA HA!

I told my mom that and she said, “Well, someone could have been coming with a kid and dropping him or her off.” Good lord, mom…way to ruin a joke. I just thought it was a funny airhead kinda moment on the part of the hostess.

I don’t really have any plans soon. I took the weekend off cause I had a kick ass day on Friday with calls and I had a lot of fun. I went to a casino and played black jack with my roomie and we did a little shopping on Sunday, then watched “The Princess Bride”. It never gets old. NEVER.

My point is that I’ll probably be taking calls all day/evening. As I said, I’m feeling domestic, so I might run to the grocery store and pick up stuff to make some kind of intricate meal for me and my roomies…but otherwise, I’ll be around. Talk to you soon!

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