I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting since I’ve had this blog. Crazy, huh? I think it’s a combination of being busy, being slow on the phones and feeling like no one would really read it anyway and just feeling uninspired to write. Stuff has been going on though!

I did spend time with Erin like I said I would. It was fabulous. We chilled, watched movies, did a few calls, had sex, spring cleaned her place, did some shopping. Combined with the fact that my new bf gave me $500 right before I went to see her and so I didn’t really have to worry about taking time off, it couldn’t have been better.

I’ve been working out like crazy for a couple of reasons. I needed to get back into the gym just in general cause I’d stopped and I never feel that good when I’m not exercising regularly and I also need to just get my energy out since I’m not having sex very often anymore. Since my break up with the boy, we’ve fucked a couple of times but that’s over and they were weeks apart anyway.

I’ve been dating but so far no luck…no one I wanted to see more than once or sleep with, so working out like a maniac keeps me from humping every hot guy I see walking by me. The funny thing is that it’s easier for me to cum when I’m in awesome shape, so masturbating doesn’t take any time at all and seems to be satisfying me for the time being. I also sleep like the dead when I work out really hard and my body’s still adjusting, so if you don’t see me on as late as I normally am, that’s why. I can’t keep my eyes open past 11:30 or so!

Last Friday I got a $500 Amazon gift certificate from a totally awesome guy who has called me a few times and done really great, long calls. It came out of NOWHERE though and I was so shocked, amazed and excited. It really couldn’t have come at a better time either, can you say “Christmas presents”? I should be able to cover almost all the shopping I need to do with that one gift certificate.

I have a picnic lunch/movie date tomorrow and then a tennis date on Saturday morning. I can’t even remember the last time I played tennis, but it might be fun to get out and do something active with someone new. He seems like a nice guy, if a bit of a square for me. I’m trying to keep an open mind though and date some nice guys. I can’t force myself to be attracted to one, but I can certainly give myself a chance to be. Hopefully I will be able to. I’m tired of assholes.

Erin and I are gonna hang out again next week! YAY! She’s trying to get Sunday off and if she does, we’ll probably do some calls, so get ready for that if you like to call us when we’re together! I hope she gets it off cause if she does, she’s going to come down here and then we can go to the FAIR! I love, love, love the fair. I went opening day cause it was cheap and had a blast.

Anyway, I plan to be on all day/evening today so I hope some of you are horny and give me a call! I am in a chatty, good mood today.

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So now that the wedding and the mortgage crisis are both over, my roomies and I have extra time on our hands for getting our house back under control. It was getting kinda bad there for awhile and then our house keeper of 6 yrs. completely disappeared! So then it got really bad…but we’re slowly pulling things back together and looking for a new house keeper.

I can honestly say that I’m done with the boy now. It’s been almost two weeks since we’ve seen each other and over a week since we’ve talked. He texted me yesterday, but there was really nothing left to say. I feel like I’ve been in rehab for the past week and I’m finally starting to feel better. I am, however, masturbating like a mad woman…at least 2-3 times a day for the past week. I need to get laid. Soon.

Yesterday my roomies and I started planting our garden. It’s late in the season, but we never really get frost here, so it doesn’t really matter (at least that’s what “Gardening for Dummies” told me). We hadn’t had a garden for the past couple of years so it took a few days in the past month to clear out all the weeds and grass. Ugh, what a job.

We planted all the actual plants we have yesterday and we’ll probably plant the seeds tomorrow. I wasn’t really paying attention when I grabbed plants and I accidentally got TWELVE zucchini plants. Anyone who knows anything about gardening knows that we’re about to have zucchini coming out of our ears. Not literally. If you want some, just let me know and I’ll ship you a box if you kick me a few bucks for shipping. How funny would that be? “Yeah, my own personal phone sex girl grew this zucchini for me.”

We planted (and I’m sure you’re dying to know, but I really have nothing else to talk about so deal with it) the aforementioned zucchini, about 8 tomato plants, cucumbers, acorn squash, pumpkins, red bell peppers, poblano peppers, corn, the strawberries we put in last month (which are doing quite well) and some herbs in a big planter.

We have seeds for rainbow carrots, radishes, lettuce, zucchini (which I will NOT be planting), bush beans, bush peas and snow peas. It’ll be our first time planting the bush varieties of beans and peas, but I really didn’t want to deal with climbing plants this year. I did see in the book that people sometimes plant pole beans around the base of corn and it naturally climbs up the stalks. Maybe I’ll try that.

Anyway, as a vegetarian, I really enjoy eating produce that I myself have grown. I did realize, as we were planting, that I just grabbed some vegetable food off the shelves and didn’t even look to see what was in it. How hilarious that I buy almost exclusively organic produce at the grocery stores, but I’m probably not growing organic myself? DUH. Oh well, I plan to keep this garden going almost year round from now on, so I’ve got plenty of time to research and figure out what I should be doing.

Ooh, have you guys been watching “Last Comic Standing”? So far I’m not super impressed, but there are a couple of guys that I really like. Seriously, you MUST check this dude out. Dan Cummins Play the clip that’s in the “Bio” section. The delivery isn’t as good in this clip as it was on the show last week, but my GOD that made me laugh.

I’m going to assume that he didn’t make it very far though, since his myspace page is showing tour dates for this month. Lame. Oh well, I’d go see him live. I saw Josh Blue and Chris Porter a couple of years ago when they were touring. I definitely think Chris Porter is funnier, but they were both great. I love this show.

Due to the show, my roomie and I were in a funny mood when we went out to dinner on Sat. Her husband was finishing his cigarette outside and we went into the restaurant before he did. The hostess looked at us and asked how many would be in our party. We said 3. Then she looks at us and says, “Do you need any kid menus?” I was like “Uh, yeah, the 7 yr. old is parking the car right now. She’ll be right in.” ha ha Then at the table, I said, “I should have told her that the baby forgot his binky and he’d be crawling in any second.” HA HA!

I told my mom that and she said, “Well, someone could have been coming with a kid and dropping him or her off.” Good lord, mom…way to ruin a joke. I just thought it was a funny airhead kinda moment on the part of the hostess.

I don’t really have any plans soon. I took the weekend off cause I had a kick ass day on Friday with calls and I had a lot of fun. I went to a casino and played black jack with my roomie and we did a little shopping on Sunday, then watched “The Princess Bride”. It never gets old. NEVER.

My point is that I’ll probably be taking calls all day/evening. As I said, I’m feeling domestic, so I might run to the grocery store and pick up stuff to make some kind of intricate meal for me and my roomies…but otherwise, I’ll be around. Talk to you soon!

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That was me two nights ago! Well, not the old part, but I was on a call and saw this tiny little fly fluttering around and a few minutes later I took a deep breath and BAM, it flew straight down my throat. I coughed one time hard and then muted my phone and ran for a drink of water. After the call was over, I told the guy I’d been talking to why I coughed and we both had a good laugh about it. EW though! Way to add some protein to my diet, huh?

I was supposed to go to a concert tonight but I broke up with the boy for the nine millionth time so I sold the tickets. It’s good though, the money will come in handy for the trip! It’s coming up so fast, it’s kinda insane. Less than two weeks from now and I’ll be in Europe! We’ve booked a private room at a hostel in London for the first night and will be booking a night at a castle in Paris before we go but otherwise we’re just going to take things as they come. Hopefully talking to some locals and other travelers will give us a better idea of where we should be staying and what kinds of bargains we can get. If not, we’ll just stay in hostels most of the time.

It’s been pretty slow on the phones for a few days. It seems like it’s that way for everyone though from talking to some other girls. That’s weird because usually right after school starts, it picks up again after being slow during the summer. I actually had a pretty busy summer though, considering all the time I took off. Who knows. It’s one of those unpredictable things, I guess.

Now that I don’t have a steady male sex partner though, I’ll definitely be masturbating a LOT more. Maybe you should call and see if you can inspire me to do it with YOU?

I’m watching American Idol from this week finally and oh my. Blake was singing “Time of the Season” and there’s a section where he says, “So what’s your name? Who’s your Daddy? Is he rich like me?” I swear that my nipples got hard, he said that in such a sexy way.

I know who I’ll be thinking of when I play with my pussy tonight.

I’ve had a GREAT day. I got up, did some gift wrapping and got some packages ready to go that I needed to mail out. I actually managed to drag my ass to the postal place and got them in the mail! WOOHOO for me!

I came back and just felt really horny all of the sudden, so I pulled out my trusty little vibrator (the one that DJ got me), parked my butt in front of the computer, put the vibe on my clit and started watching porn. I’d been watching and teasing myself for about 15 minutes when someone IM’d me and asked how I was doing. Of course, I said I was horny and had been watching porn and he jumped right on it and called!

Wow. I don’t think I’ve fucked myself that hard in MONTHS. I came twice right in a row and ended up having to change the sheets. It was intense. Of course, I used my glass dildo/vibe combo that gets me off so hard I can barely even stay conscious, but it was even more intense than usual. NICE.

Then I signed on to take other calls and stayed on until around 7:30, when I’d promised a friend I’d call him to talk about some stuff. I’d been talking to him for about half an hour when another call beeped through. A call I’d been waiting for for over a week!

Let me give you the back story…there’s a local theater troupe here in Van that’s putting on “White Christmas” this month. Of course, this is one of my favorite movies of all time and DEFINITELY my favorite Christmas movie. However, by the time I learned about it, all of the tickets were gone. I was devastated.

Then one day while browsing around Craig’s List (after having looked for tickets on sale there in vain), I saw a personal ad for a guy wanting a date to the show. I figured that he’d never want to take me since I don’t live in the area and am not really a potential for “romance” (since I have a girlfriend already), but I wrote him an email anyway and told him how much I love the movie, how much I love going to musicals and how I’d really appreciate it if he’d consider taking me.

He responded that he’d had a lot of women respond to his ad and that he wanted to get to know us all better and that I should cal him sometime so we could talk. I tried to call and he never picked up. A few days went by and he emailed me, saying that he had a date on Tuesday (today) and that if she was a connection, he’d take her since she lived locally and he was looking for someone to date. He said if it didn’t go well, he’d give me a call and chat with me and see where things went.

So tonight while talking to my friend, the call beeped through and I saw on the caller ID that it was him! I WAS SO EXCITED! I’d written to him that I hoped his date was heinous and she chewed with her mouth open or something! lol I guess she wasn’t THAT bad, but he said he didn’t think there was a connection there…we started talking and were getting along really well. We have a lot in common and stuff…so he asked me to go!!!!!!!! WOOFUCKINGHOO!!!

Now what I left out is that by some miracle, I actually contacted someone who had two tickets available and I had arranged to buy them from her the day of the show. I was going to take my mom with me and just have a night with her. Well, now that I get to go with this guy, I can give those two tickets to my parents for Christmas and everyone’s happy!

It really couldn’t have worked out better and I’m SO excited. I love musicals, love live theater and I can’t even imagine a better one at a better time of year to actually get to go to. So I won’t be around Thursday night, sorry guys. Remember though that Erin will be here on Friday and we’ll be doing two girl calls together! I’m going to send an email out tonight about it to just remind everyone.

Tomorrow during the day I’ll be running around like a chicken trying to get stuff ready for the dinner party on Saturday. We’re going to bake a bunch of cookies and other stuff to give to each guest as a “gift” when they get here, so I need to buy all the ingredients for that stuff and mix up the doughs tomorrow so we can bake the cookies off on Friday. My mom and sister will help, of course, but neither of them have ever been that great in the kitchen…especially when it comes to baking…so most of the burden will be on ME!

It’s ok though, it will be satisfying to give the plates of stuff to everyone when they get here. Do you have a favorite cookie? If so, leave a comment and let me know, ok? I can always use new ideas! What I usually do every year (I give cookies to lots of friends and service people every year) are the following:

chocolate chip
chocolate crinkle
snickerdoodle
peanut butter
the kind with the hershey kiss in the middle
sugar cookies….but they’re half peppermint flavored and half chocolate and they’re rolled together
oatmeal butterscotch
chocolate oatmeal

I also make rice crispy treats, fudge and pretzels that have white chocolate, caramel and toffee on them.

Leave me your ideas please!!!!!!!!!!