Today is the day that my favorite comedy of all time comes out on DVD. “Knocked Up“!! I saw it three times in the theater but as soon as I finish waking up, I’m taking my ass out to the store to buy it. I heard that there are three hours of extras on it and I can’t WAIT!

Seriously, if you haven’t already seen it, check it out. It’s by far the funniest movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

In other news, we are leaving for our trip in exactly SIX DAYS! Erin is going to be down on Saturday and we’ll be doing calls for a couple of days before we leave. I think I finally have enough money for the trip, the problem is going to be paying my bills when I get HOME! lol Missing all that income while we’re gone is going to hurt and I’ll be playing catch up for awhile. I’ll send out an email probably today telling everyone that we’ll be around for 2 girl calls. I know a lot of you try to call when Erin and I are together and advance notice helps.

I probably won’t start packing until Sunday, but I’m already gathering a list of things that I don’t want to forget. Do you know how hard it’s going to be for me to take only one small suitcase and a backpack? I’ve made myself plan to take only 4 pairs of shoes and that decision has been almost painful. Paring my make up down to a small selection is equally hard. I LOVE make up and am the type of girl who changes her look almost daily. I don’t feel complete without it.

Anyway, give me a call guys! I’m in a great mood and am horny as hell!

That was me two nights ago! Well, not the old part, but I was on a call and saw this tiny little fly fluttering around and a few minutes later I took a deep breath and BAM, it flew straight down my throat. I coughed one time hard and then muted my phone and ran for a drink of water. After the call was over, I told the guy I’d been talking to why I coughed and we both had a good laugh about it. EW though! Way to add some protein to my diet, huh?

I was supposed to go to a concert tonight but I broke up with the boy for the nine millionth time so I sold the tickets. It’s good though, the money will come in handy for the trip! It’s coming up so fast, it’s kinda insane. Less than two weeks from now and I’ll be in Europe! We’ve booked a private room at a hostel in London for the first night and will be booking a night at a castle in Paris before we go but otherwise we’re just going to take things as they come. Hopefully talking to some locals and other travelers will give us a better idea of where we should be staying and what kinds of bargains we can get. If not, we’ll just stay in hostels most of the time.

It’s been pretty slow on the phones for a few days. It seems like it’s that way for everyone though from talking to some other girls. That’s weird because usually right after school starts, it picks up again after being slow during the summer. I actually had a pretty busy summer though, considering all the time I took off. Who knows. It’s one of those unpredictable things, I guess.

Now that I don’t have a steady male sex partner though, I’ll definitely be masturbating a LOT more. Maybe you should call and see if you can inspire me to do it with YOU?

Goodness. Life has been a little bit frantic lately…and that’s a good thing! Last weekend Erin was here. We did calls on Friday night and had an awesome time. We were SOOO busy and I was wearing a new little outfit I’d bought just for her. It’s a black corset that has ribbons running down the front on each side and the back of it was completely laces up with ribbon. There are garters attached so of course I wore thigh highs and had on a pair of super skimpy black lace boy shorts on too. She definitely appreciated it and we had lots of fun taking pictures and playing around all night. Sorry, none of these pictures will be put up on the site, these were just for her.

I have to say, sometimes Erin and I can be silly as hell. We were doing a call really late that night and we were just giggly and a little bit punchy. We were talking about fantasies since last time this guy had called us, we played out MY biggest fantasy and it was time to do either his or Erin’s. Erin actually said, “I’ve always wanted to tie a guy’s dick in a knot with my pussy.” Um, what? I lost it, couldn’t stop laughing. She said, “You know, like girls can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongues?”

Of course, my response was, “Well, there’s no TONGUE inside your pussy, dork!” to which she countered “Well, what if I had an undeveloped twin in there?” Wow, that was one of the sickest things I’d ever heard and I swear I thought I was going to pass out from laughing. Of course we went on to say more crazy shit about it and when we told my roomie, she was like “Yeah? And it just pokes its head out every once in awhile for something to eat?”

But here’s what was REALLY funny. The next day we were making dinner and Erin was getting the corn ready to eat. She yells, “OH MY GOD, this one has an undeveloped twin!!” and holy fuck if she wasn’t right. Check it out.

And yes, that’s Erin’s hand. Isn’t it beautiful? I swear, sometimes us girls can get so weird.

Anyway, on Tuesday I went to the boy’s house to do a photo shoot of a friend of mine who wants to start doing Niteflirt. He lives 90 mins. from me and she lives way closer to him than me, plus I’ve already done pictures of some other friends at MY house for Niteflirt so I wanted it to look different. I’m not going to say who she is cause I’ve done that here before and then had the girls flake out and felt bad…plus she’s going to be doing calls SO different from what I do, I really don’t think any of you would be interested anyway. But regardless, it was amazing fun. My camera ROCKS! We shot for 3 hrs. and I got over 500 images, about 250 of which are going to be useable. The boy was an awesome help and it was just an all around great day.

That night I had some sex that was so incredible, I could barely believe it. I had sent him a few of the pictures that Erin had taken of me in the black outfit and he really liked them. On Monday while we were chatting online, he told me that he was looking at them and needed to go “take care of business” thinking about me in that outfit. When he asked why I’d never worn it for HIM, I said that it was pretty new and also kind of a pain in the ass to get on. It didn’t seem like a big deal to ask Erin for help putting it on, but wearing it for a guy and asking for HIS help just seemed a bit weird to me.

Later he said “So, it’s too hard to get on, huh?” And I said, “Are you trying to ask me to wear it for you?” He responded, “I’d never ask. It would be up to you to put it on and call me up to my room.” So I did. I brought it with me to the photo shoot and after we had dinner, I went up to his room and put it on. I managed it by myself, thank God!

He’s never attacked me like that before. It wasn’t the best sex we’ve ever had, but I’d say it might have been the most intense. The next morning, I left him a little note saying that it had been incredible, etc. and when I was on my way home, he texted me and said “Wow, last night was intense, huh?” lol I guess it was just all kinds of “I” words! He said “I’d say that was in our top 5 nights ever.” I agreed.

And no, we’re not back together. I’m just using him for sex til I find someone better. HAHAH

I’ve been doing pretty well with my schedule lately. I’m signed in for calls right now and plan to be on as long as I can hold my eyes open tonight cause I’m taking tomorrow off. And oh yeah, where oh where have my panty boys gone? I was getting mostly feminization calls there for a couple of months and now I barely get any. *pout*

Sorry no shout outs, I just can’t muster up the energy to go through almost a month’s worth of calls. Not only that, but it’s kinda depressing to see how many guys just straight up don’t leave feedback anymore. Oh well!

p.s. I feel a bit like a sucker right now. When I went to get my coffee a bit ago (which I am totally addicted to now), I totally caved in and bought some stuff out of the freezer section at the grocery store. You know, on the end of the aisle so they can tempt you? I feel like a dork! I told my roomie, “I swear, they could have anything there by the check stands and I’d buy it! Oooh, a hairy warthog? I’ve always wanted one of those!” What a sucker!

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Erin went to the zoo the other day with her sister and niece and apparently there was something in the air! She said she saw BATS having sex. She actually saw the bat penis.

Then later they were at the baboons, the ones with the pink booties and she watched as a male baboon approached a female, LICKED her stuff and then started going for it. She saw baboon oral sex!!!!

God I hope this doesn’t get me some crazy animal sex calls. I do NOT do that! I just thought it was funny that Erin saw a baboon licking baboon pussy. I wasn’t aware that that kinda thing went on in the zoo. haha

I’m on schedule today! Woke up bright and early at a quarter to 9. By 9:30, I was on my way to the gym. I overdid it a bit yesterday with the running and am a tiny bit sore, so I just set the treadmill to an incline and kept a steady pace and my heart rate in the 130’s today. Then I ate a wrap from Subway for lunch and signed in for calls.

I need some new workout gear though so I think I’ll head off around 4 and see if I can’t go find some new shorts and tshirts. I’m sure I’ll see a bunch of other stuff I really don’t need, but hey…I deserve it, right? That’s RIGHT!

Shout outs for 7/24/07:
Lick your ass, tickle your balls, let you fuck me…I’ve got it down! lol
I can’t believe you’re a real life prison bitch and you call ME to tell me about it. That rocks.
I’m glad I could be there for you when you were feeling lonely and depressed. Anytime you need someone to talk to, I’ll be there!
Had a new caller with such a crazy situation, I almost couldn’t believe it! African landlord taking advantage of you and basically making you his sex slave? Hope you call back and update me!

Shout outs for 7/25/07:
New caller with a 4 inch penis who wants to worship me! I think that makes about 1,000 of them so far now! lol
I teased a guy so good that he paid a lot more per minute to talk to me and didn’t even complain! gotta love it! then he called back a few days later to THANK ME for the call! WOOHOO
Nice tease and denial call that was a lead up for another one a couple of days later….
Had a guy call my new cock sucker line and end up just asking advice about his relationship. That’s fine with me.
panty boy! you owe me some feedback! haha

none for 7/26
Shout outs for 7/27/07:
14th call with a guy who is normally pretty fast but damn we went for it this time. NICE
I teased a guy so good that he put in his feedback “teased me to till I thought I would die” haha not quite, though it will be nice when you pay me that $200 three weeks from now to cum!
A new sissy called who wanted to wear panties and suck cock. I can understand that, I like doing both myself.
Sorry you’ve been so crazy busy with school and work that you don’t even have time to masturbate! Just make sure that whenever you can, you call me!
Another guy…40 minutes of drunken teasing before he finally admits that raising the rate might get him off and then he only lasts one minute! lol damn it

no shout outs for 7/28
Shout outs for 7/29/07:
Had a good call with a sweet little cock sucker. You guys are so great!
Alright, fine…geez…here’s your damn shout out! You think you deserve some kind of medal cause you called again after however long? A year? 18 months? HAHA NOT!
thanks for helping me get my new listing better rated, panty boy!
hmm yeah your cock does look a bit PETITE next to that big one. No wonder I want the bigger one, eh?
Made a guy tribute me after a tease and denial call to buy his orgasm and he did it! Welcome to official “bitch boy” status!

Ok, so I opted just to go ahead and get a brand new computer (with my old hard drive put in as a slave so I can move my stuff back over easily) and I will be picking that up here in a little while. I probably won’t have much time to mess with it before I head out to go to the boy’s house so I’ll probably just concentrate on getting it all situated tomorrow.

I WILL be doing calls from his house tonight though, I’ve taken way too much time off this month and need to make up for it. Last night was great for calls though and I’ve got an awesome head start today already so it’s looking ok for me to take the time to have dinner with him and watch my favorite show of all time, “Last Comic Standing“!!!!

Those of you who know me know that I love comedy. I’ve talked about a number of my favorites here before and I went and saw Josh Blue and Chris Porter from last season’s show live last year. So yeah, I absolutely love this show and am so happy that it’s back! Combined with “So You Think You Can Dance”, this might be my favorite tv time of year. American Idol is over, but that’s slipped down the list of faves so I don’t even really miss it.

Anyway, I’ll be on and off today as I run around getting stuff done and then travel. I should be signed in for a few hours starting around 9 though, hope we have a lot of fun!

Don’t forget that Erin is coming and we’ll be taking calls on Friday!!! We probably won’t be around much Saturday, but we will be doing calls on Sunday too. Arrange an appt. if you know you want to talk to us either of those days!