Wow, has it really been 5 days already since I made 10,000 points? Seems like time is flying. I’ve had a pretty busy week. I stayed two nights at the boy’s house to help him with some stuff again and I definitely got the “thanks” I deserved.

Due to some weird stuff all happening at the same time, I have a whopping $6 in my bank account….so I guess I’ll be sticking close to home this weekend and doing calls! It’s ok, I had my days off this week already so it’ll be fine for me to just chill for a bit.

Peep this hilarious looking movie I found at Walmart the other day for $1. Here’s what the description on the back says:

“Tracy, Felicia and Cinnamon are street smart beauties who get framed for felonies they didn’t commit. Trapped in the lock-up, their luck takes a turn for the better when they are approached by attorney Larry Abrahams, who agrees to take their cases and get their charges dropped - if the ladies investigate the murder of his friend and popular rap artist, Nitro Jones (played by multi-platinum rap artist Juvenile).

The ladies go undercover at Nitro’s label, Insynchro Records, and ferret out clues about Nitro’s murder. Following their leads, the avenging angels evade deadly traps set by the villains and use their martial arts skills to avenge Nitro’s death. The lethal ladies uncover a scandal the rocks the rap world to the core - murder for a number one hit record.

When you need the law - call a cop. When you need justice - call the Hood Angels.”

OH MY GOD! Are you kidding me?!!??! I was laughing so hard in the store that I think I almost passed out. Look at the cover. It’s so funny.

Alright peeps, I’ve got a bunch of movies to watch. I’m halfway through “I am Legend”, which I had avoided cause I heard that the ending sucked but I finally caved and started watching. Then I’ve got “Sweeney Todd”, “Little Miss Sunshine” and “The Last King of Scotland” to watch too. I love the pause button though, so give me a call if you want to play!

Phew. Ok, let me start out by saying OH MY GOD…I just took my midterm for photography and it was brutal! There were only 20 questions, but it seems like none of the stuff that he went out of his way to drill into our heads during lectures by saying, “This will be on the midterm!” was. It was way more technical than I thought it would be too. That said, I think I at least pulled a C and this test only counts for 25% of our grade so I think I’m still in good shape.

After the midterm, we did critiques of the photos that we’ve managed to print. I had at least two more pictures done than everyone else. The problem is that even if a print took me 3 or 4 hrs. to get done, every single one of them had “issues” that I could go in and fix if I wanted to. I really don’t know what I should do. I could go to the dark room tomorrow for 4 or 5 hrs. and probably reprint every single picture I’ve done to this point, but I don’t know if I can stand it. It  almost makes me want to cry when I think about all the hours I’ve already put in.

What pisses me off is that most of the suggestions he made had to do with cropping the image further and in every case but one, the other teacher was there helping me make the decisions. UGH. I will definitely go in tomorrow and try to reprint the one of Erin I have that I cleaned the negative and one other assignment that I haven’t tried yet. We’ll see how I feel as to whether I attempt to fix the other prints.

In other news, I had a pretty good weekend. I know it seems like a never ending saga, but the boy isn’t moving out of state now. He went to an interview and he didn’t like the company so he decided against it. I picked him up from the airport and spent Friday night with him, but came home pretty early on Sat.

Sat. night I just went out to dinner with some friends and chilled a bit. Yesterday I went to miniature golf and bowling with some friends. It was way fun! I did sign in briefly last night while I was studying for my test, but didn’t really get much action on the phones. Other than going to the dark room during the daytime, I can’t really afford to be signed out much this week so I will probably be pretty easy to get a hold of!

I’ll be working on that story of what happened with me and Erin last weekend too. I hope to be done with that by tomorrow evening!

I’ll leave you with a little funny story. This happened to me last Friday when I was on my way to the airport from school. I stopped at a fast food place for a diet soda because I was feeling a bit tired and wasn’t in the mood for another coffee. I noticed that there was a fruit cup on the menu but no picture of it anywhere, so I asked the woman taking my order what kind of fruit was in it. Here’s the conversation:

Me: “Can you tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup?”

Her: “I don’t know.”

silence

Me: “Ok, well can you please ask someone?”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…about a minute goes by.

Her: “Can I help you?”

Me: “Um yeah, I was waiting for you to tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup.”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…another minute or so goes by.

Her: “Can you drive to the window?”

I drive to the window and as I pull out, I see her arm protruding from the window and she’s holding a clear plastic cup that is full of fruit. She pretty much shoves it in my face and says, “There.”

I check out the fruit, which looks pretty gross, and tell her that I’ll pass. I almost can’t stop myself from laughing though because I’m thinking to myself, “Holy shit, she doesn’t know what kind of fruit that is!!!!”

So let’s do a little test, shall we? Here are pictures of the four types of fruit that were in the cup. Can YOU identify them?!

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I just made some iced tea and a batch of snickerdoodles and now I’m watching Rachael Ray because I want to make something yummy for dinner. Someday I’m going to make someone a kick ass wife.

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Today is the day that my favorite comedy of all time comes out on DVD. “Knocked Up“!! I saw it three times in the theater but as soon as I finish waking up, I’m taking my ass out to the store to buy it. I heard that there are three hours of extras on it and I can’t WAIT!

Seriously, if you haven’t already seen it, check it out. It’s by far the funniest movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

In other news, we are leaving for our trip in exactly SIX DAYS! Erin is going to be down on Saturday and we’ll be doing calls for a couple of days before we leave. I think I finally have enough money for the trip, the problem is going to be paying my bills when I get HOME! lol Missing all that income while we’re gone is going to hurt and I’ll be playing catch up for awhile. I’ll send out an email probably today telling everyone that we’ll be around for 2 girl calls. I know a lot of you try to call when Erin and I are together and advance notice helps.

I probably won’t start packing until Sunday, but I’m already gathering a list of things that I don’t want to forget. Do you know how hard it’s going to be for me to take only one small suitcase and a backpack? I’ve made myself plan to take only 4 pairs of shoes and that decision has been almost painful. Paring my make up down to a small selection is equally hard. I LOVE make up and am the type of girl who changes her look almost daily. I don’t feel complete without it.

Anyway, give me a call guys! I’m in a great mood and am horny as hell!

That was me two nights ago! Well, not the old part, but I was on a call and saw this tiny little fly fluttering around and a few minutes later I took a deep breath and BAM, it flew straight down my throat. I coughed one time hard and then muted my phone and ran for a drink of water. After the call was over, I told the guy I’d been talking to why I coughed and we both had a good laugh about it. EW though! Way to add some protein to my diet, huh?

I was supposed to go to a concert tonight but I broke up with the boy for the nine millionth time so I sold the tickets. It’s good though, the money will come in handy for the trip! It’s coming up so fast, it’s kinda insane. Less than two weeks from now and I’ll be in Europe! We’ve booked a private room at a hostel in London for the first night and will be booking a night at a castle in Paris before we go but otherwise we’re just going to take things as they come. Hopefully talking to some locals and other travelers will give us a better idea of where we should be staying and what kinds of bargains we can get. If not, we’ll just stay in hostels most of the time.

It’s been pretty slow on the phones for a few days. It seems like it’s that way for everyone though from talking to some other girls. That’s weird because usually right after school starts, it picks up again after being slow during the summer. I actually had a pretty busy summer though, considering all the time I took off. Who knows. It’s one of those unpredictable things, I guess.

Now that I don’t have a steady male sex partner though, I’ll definitely be masturbating a LOT more. Maybe you should call and see if you can inspire me to do it with YOU?