Ok, so no, I’m not quite done freaking out, but I figure that it probably won’t help anything anyway so…I’m a little calmer.

A brief perusal of the craig’s list job openings didn’t quite help either. I know, I know, CL certainly isn’t the only job place out there, but ugh. I don’t even HAVE a resume and it’s been over three years since I even worked for anyone else. The thought of going through that whole process is kind of overwhelming me. Ok, deep breath again.

Thanks to everyone who did email or call me last night, I really appreciate it. I accidentally emailed a couple of flirts too (they were on my list) and some of them were really nice too. It did make me feel a little bit better.

So here’s the plan…I’m just gonna see what happens. I will try to write another story, MAYBE attempt to make another recording and just try to wait it out. For now though, my main listing is only $1.50/min. so take advantage of that boys!

In other news, I had a bunch of Amazon gift certificates I got from a guy and I bought Dance Dance Revolution for our Wii. It got here yesterday. Erin plays it a lot but I’d never played it. Holy cow, that is SO FUN!

I accidentally hit the expert level though and it just completely boggled my mind. I high tailed it to youtube and lo and behold, there are some insane freaks who can actually DO that! I saw a FIVE YEAR OLD bouncing around that dance pad like he was possessed by some kind of demon. It’s absolutely insane.

I told my roomie today that I’m skipping the gym. I’m just gonna strap on my Polar fitness watch and go to down with the new game. I’ll just go til I burn 300 calories! haha

So that’s my plan for today…hang out and hope against all hope that my phone rings, play Dance Dance Revolution and eat spaghetti for dinner. Sounds like a blast, huh? Call me and help me spice up my day!

I went out with my cousin today to do a bunch of stuff for the wedding and we stopped at a little coffee stand down the road. I am completely addicted to Starbuck’s, everything else tastes muddy and gross to me, but the coffee at the little place is like $.50 less per drink and they have a punch card where if you buy 3, you get the 4th free. Factor THAT in and the drinks are way cheaper so I’m trying to force myself to drink them.

Anyway, when I pulled the punch card out from underneath my car visor, I noticed three others there too…all from coffee stands. That got me thinking about all the customer loyalty club type things I participate in. I sometimes splurge on things that I think are worth it (good quality shoes, hand bags, hair cuts), but in general I love to save money.

My personal favorite rewards program is for the movie theater. I go to the movies quite a bit, so I rack up points quickly there. I get a lot of free movie tickets, sodas, popcorn, etc. and it really does save a ton of cash.

So I started talking to my roomie about it and I cracked my wallet to see what kinds of punch card/membership card/rewards program stuff I had in there. Here’s what I came across, in addition to the three coffee stand punch cards. It’s a little bit insane.

3 different grocery stores
a hardware store (really?)
candy place in the mall
mall pretzel place
smoothie shop
2 hair cut places
local burger place
Costco
Subway
Regal Cinema (my fave program)
GNC
Cold Stone Creamery
TGIFriday’s
Rainforest Cafe
Border’s
Foot Locker

See what I mean? Oh my GOD. It’s a wonder I have room for anything else in my wallet. Would it kill someone to invent a card that would keep track of all of these rewards programs? PLEASE. I beg of you. Wouldn’t that be cool?

And kinda speaking of movies, I went and saw the new Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. I actually liked it better than the first one. It was good stuff.

I just got home from running around all day…we went to Costco to get drinks and stuff for the wedding, to the bridal shop to pick up one of the bridesmaid’s shoes and some shawls, to the cake place to finish paying it, to a hardware store to pick up tubs to put the drinks IN and to the caterer to pay the balance there as well. Geez.

I told one of my friends today that if I EVER mentioned thinking about getting married, I wanted him to slap me. He said, “I have two words for you. e and lope.” haha

I should be on all night if anyone wants to play!

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Dang, it’s fucking HOT outside. It’s been hot here for awhile, but 95? I just don’t dig temps that high. I’ve been laying outside by the pool on and off all day, getting wet and then taking refuge under the gazebo until I dry off. I need to sign in though, so I suppose I’ll do that here soon and then just run inside if I get a call.

I’ve been in a totally weird mood for a couple of days…just been laughing randomly at weird stuff. Calls have picked up a little bit, thank God. I got a new guy who called twice for a total of an hour day before yesterday and yesterday I got quite a few new guys who were really cool.

Here’s an example of how weird my mood’s been. I have a caller who’s been calling a long time…a totally sweet guy that I love talking to. He wanted to do a role play where I was an escort. We’d done it before. We started and he said, “How are you?” as I walked in and I just started laughing hysterically. I thought to myself (and then said), “Well, damn…I guess things could be better since I’ve resorted to selling my pussy to total strangers!” How dumb is that?

He’s a good sport though, we ended up just jumping to the naughty stuff and afterward, he said, “That was lovely.” SWEET! Too funny.

I’ve got a date tomorrow evening! YAY for me! Just something casual, but he seems really nice and I’ll be glad to get back into the swing of things. I might even have sex with him, just to see what it feels like to do it with another guy. It’s been like 7 months since I’ve been with anyone but the boy who was male…oh crap, other than that dude I briefly fucked on the dance floor on President’s Day when I was out with Erin, but that barely counts.

Ok, I’m back off to the pool. I’ll post again later because I do have some other stuff to say about tv shows and movies and stuff, but it can wait. Oh yeah, so far no one’s got me any gift cards or presents for my birthday. Should I be pouting yet?

Wow, has it really been 5 days already since I made 10,000 points? Seems like time is flying. I’ve had a pretty busy week. I stayed two nights at the boy’s house to help him with some stuff again and I definitely got the “thanks” I deserved.

Due to some weird stuff all happening at the same time, I have a whopping $6 in my bank account….so I guess I’ll be sticking close to home this weekend and doing calls! It’s ok, I had my days off this week already so it’ll be fine for me to just chill for a bit.

Peep this hilarious looking movie I found at Walmart the other day for $1. Here’s what the description on the back says:

“Tracy, Felicia and Cinnamon are street smart beauties who get framed for felonies they didn’t commit. Trapped in the lock-up, their luck takes a turn for the better when they are approached by attorney Larry Abrahams, who agrees to take their cases and get their charges dropped - if the ladies investigate the murder of his friend and popular rap artist, Nitro Jones (played by multi-platinum rap artist Juvenile).

The ladies go undercover at Nitro’s label, Insynchro Records, and ferret out clues about Nitro’s murder. Following their leads, the avenging angels evade deadly traps set by the villains and use their martial arts skills to avenge Nitro’s death. The lethal ladies uncover a scandal the rocks the rap world to the core - murder for a number one hit record.

When you need the law - call a cop. When you need justice - call the Hood Angels.”

OH MY GOD! Are you kidding me?!!??! I was laughing so hard in the store that I think I almost passed out. Look at the cover. It’s so funny.

Alright peeps, I’ve got a bunch of movies to watch. I’m halfway through “I am Legend”, which I had avoided cause I heard that the ending sucked but I finally caved and started watching. Then I’ve got “Sweeney Todd”, “Little Miss Sunshine” and “The Last King of Scotland” to watch too. I love the pause button though, so give me a call if you want to play!

Phew. Ok, let me start out by saying OH MY GOD…I just took my midterm for photography and it was brutal! There were only 20 questions, but it seems like none of the stuff that he went out of his way to drill into our heads during lectures by saying, “This will be on the midterm!” was. It was way more technical than I thought it would be too. That said, I think I at least pulled a C and this test only counts for 25% of our grade so I think I’m still in good shape.

After the midterm, we did critiques of the photos that we’ve managed to print. I had at least two more pictures done than everyone else. The problem is that even if a print took me 3 or 4 hrs. to get done, every single one of them had “issues” that I could go in and fix if I wanted to. I really don’t know what I should do. I could go to the dark room tomorrow for 4 or 5 hrs. and probably reprint every single picture I’ve done to this point, but I don’t know if I can stand it. It  almost makes me want to cry when I think about all the hours I’ve already put in.

What pisses me off is that most of the suggestions he made had to do with cropping the image further and in every case but one, the other teacher was there helping me make the decisions. UGH. I will definitely go in tomorrow and try to reprint the one of Erin I have that I cleaned the negative and one other assignment that I haven’t tried yet. We’ll see how I feel as to whether I attempt to fix the other prints.

In other news, I had a pretty good weekend. I know it seems like a never ending saga, but the boy isn’t moving out of state now. He went to an interview and he didn’t like the company so he decided against it. I picked him up from the airport and spent Friday night with him, but came home pretty early on Sat.

Sat. night I just went out to dinner with some friends and chilled a bit. Yesterday I went to miniature golf and bowling with some friends. It was way fun! I did sign in briefly last night while I was studying for my test, but didn’t really get much action on the phones. Other than going to the dark room during the daytime, I can’t really afford to be signed out much this week so I will probably be pretty easy to get a hold of!

I’ll be working on that story of what happened with me and Erin last weekend too. I hope to be done with that by tomorrow evening!

I’ll leave you with a little funny story. This happened to me last Friday when I was on my way to the airport from school. I stopped at a fast food place for a diet soda because I was feeling a bit tired and wasn’t in the mood for another coffee. I noticed that there was a fruit cup on the menu but no picture of it anywhere, so I asked the woman taking my order what kind of fruit was in it. Here’s the conversation:

Me: “Can you tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup?”

Her: “I don’t know.”

silence

Me: “Ok, well can you please ask someone?”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…about a minute goes by.

Her: “Can I help you?”

Me: “Um yeah, I was waiting for you to tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup.”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…another minute or so goes by.

Her: “Can you drive to the window?”

I drive to the window and as I pull out, I see her arm protruding from the window and she’s holding a clear plastic cup that is full of fruit. She pretty much shoves it in my face and says, “There.”

I check out the fruit, which looks pretty gross, and tell her that I’ll pass. I almost can’t stop myself from laughing though because I’m thinking to myself, “Holy shit, she doesn’t know what kind of fruit that is!!!!”

So let’s do a little test, shall we? Here are pictures of the four types of fruit that were in the cup. Can YOU identify them?!

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