Yep, I did it. Those of you who know me know that even though I’ve had quite a few girl/girl/guy and girl/girl/girl threesomes, I’d never been in a threesome with two guys.

I did it for the first time with two military boys (21 and 22 yrs. old) and it was absolutely incredible. It’s been like four days and I’m STILL sore. Yes, Erin was there too but it’s kind of a long story…I’d love to tell you all about it!

I’m taking calls alone again now (Erin left this morning) and I’m horny as fuck. Call me up and let me tell you about my threesome! *so excited*

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I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting since I’ve had this blog. Crazy, huh? I think it’s a combination of being busy, being slow on the phones and feeling like no one would really read it anyway and just feeling uninspired to write. Stuff has been going on though!

I did spend time with Erin like I said I would. It was fabulous. We chilled, watched movies, did a few calls, had sex, spring cleaned her place, did some shopping. Combined with the fact that my new bf gave me $500 right before I went to see her and so I didn’t really have to worry about taking time off, it couldn’t have been better.

I’ve been working out like crazy for a couple of reasons. I needed to get back into the gym just in general cause I’d stopped and I never feel that good when I’m not exercising regularly and I also need to just get my energy out since I’m not having sex very often anymore. Since my break up with the boy, we’ve fucked a couple of times but that’s over and they were weeks apart anyway.

I’ve been dating but so far no luck…no one I wanted to see more than once or sleep with, so working out like a maniac keeps me from humping every hot guy I see walking by me. The funny thing is that it’s easier for me to cum when I’m in awesome shape, so masturbating doesn’t take any time at all and seems to be satisfying me for the time being. I also sleep like the dead when I work out really hard and my body’s still adjusting, so if you don’t see me on as late as I normally am, that’s why. I can’t keep my eyes open past 11:30 or so!

Last Friday I got a $500 Amazon gift certificate from a totally awesome guy who has called me a few times and done really great, long calls. It came out of NOWHERE though and I was so shocked, amazed and excited. It really couldn’t have come at a better time either, can you say “Christmas presents”? I should be able to cover almost all the shopping I need to do with that one gift certificate.

I have a picnic lunch/movie date tomorrow and then a tennis date on Saturday morning. I can’t even remember the last time I played tennis, but it might be fun to get out and do something active with someone new. He seems like a nice guy, if a bit of a square for me. I’m trying to keep an open mind though and date some nice guys. I can’t force myself to be attracted to one, but I can certainly give myself a chance to be. Hopefully I will be able to. I’m tired of assholes.

Erin and I are gonna hang out again next week! YAY! She’s trying to get Sunday off and if she does, we’ll probably do some calls, so get ready for that if you like to call us when we’re together! I hope she gets it off cause if she does, she’s going to come down here and then we can go to the FAIR! I love, love, love the fair. I went opening day cause it was cheap and had a blast.

Anyway, I plan to be on all day/evening today so I hope some of you are horny and give me a call! I am in a chatty, good mood today.

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I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!

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I stayed an extra day in Portland and we’re just chillin’ tonight so Erin and I are gonna do some calls! We’ll be signing in here in just a little while after I get the listings all fixed and we record our voice greetings. WOOHOO!

It’s been awhile since we’ve done calls together so be nice!