My roomies and most of my friends are all in Vegas, having a great time. I’m sad that I couldn’t go, but I’m ok with it for the most part. I really did need to stay home and take this time to try and catch up with my bills and work on new projects.

I plan to enroll in online real estate school today and get my license ASAP. I’m going to catch up on house work so the house is sparkling clean and organized when my roomies get back. It’ll be easy to do without the baby running around after me making messes and I’m sure I’ll barely use any dishes while they’re gone.

Yesterday the funniest thing happened. In the past, I’ve helped a few friends and acquaintances get set up on Niteflirt to make a little extra cash. I don’t put a ton of effort into it anymore because it seems like when I do, the people quit fast and I never really get anything for it…but I helped set up a friend of a friend about a year ago.

She called me last night and told me she’d been talking to a guy who said he worked on the Keen side of things as a psychic. In the course of conversation, he mentioned to her that it’s his belief that most of the women who have recorded greetings on 1-800-TOFLIRT are MEN! Yes, men.

She was like, “WHAT? No way. I’ve never heard a guy on there.” (I haven’t either) He asked her to three way in the greetings and they listened together.

I happened to be working at the time and he matter of factly declared that I was a dude when my greeting came up. He said that anyone with a young sounding, sweet voice was a guy using a voice changer of some kind. She told him, “Well, I know that chick and she has a vagina, I promise.”

Too funny.

Soon after that, I got a call that made me think I was getting punked. I debated about whether or not to mention this since there is a tiny chance that the guy will read this and I don’t really want to make it seem like I am making fun of my callers, but I just can’t let it go. It was too funny.

Now…phone sex is phone sex and sometimes it’s mind blowingly hot and sometimes it’s normal and sometimes it sucks. But this guy…it was like he’d taken some kind of class for sex terminology or consulted a thesaurus right before our call. Here are a couple of choice gems he said during our call.

I want to eat your box.

I want to lick your snatch.

I want to stick my tongue inside your kitty cat.

I want to chew on your clitoris.

I want to bone you.

Give me all your girl juice.

I want to spray my load up inside your cunt.

Bounce on my pole.

Swallow my semen.

I’m ready to bust my nut.

I was quite impressed with the variety of words he used to describe my girl parts. Hope that doesn’t make me seem mean to talk about!!

I want to give a warning too…since my roomie is gone and my exes and I aren’t talking, I’m mad talkative lately. So if I start to ramble on and on about random stuff when you call, remember that I’m just lonely and guide me back on track!

Btw, I’m doing well with my Amazon gift card drive. I got another $250 over the weekend, putting me to like $300 short of my goal. I ordered some stuff yesterday and managed to only buy a couple of things for myself. hahah

Anyway, I’ll be on all day so give me a call if you want to chat!

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My roomies and I are going to send out a “family” Christmas card with a picture of all of us on the front. We put our Halloween decorations away and I guess we’re feeling the Christmas spirit early this year because we’re putting up Christmas decorations today! I know, crazy huh?

Usually we wait until Thanksgiving, but hey…it won’t hurt. So we’re going to pose in front of this really pretty decorated Christmas tree we have and have cards printed out at Costco.com. I think it will be fun.

I think I’ve decided what other job I’m going to get. I’ve probably mentioned to you before that my roomie is a realtor and so is her mom. The housing market is really shitty right now, but even so, they are still getting an average of one deal a month and they both only work part time. If I could do that too, it would more than make up for the slowness that’s been going on lately.

So I think tomorrow I’m going to sign up for online real estate courses. I’ll have to join some associations and blah blah, so it will cost around $1500 to get started, but hopefully I’ll make that up pretty fast. My roomies will be out of town for a week while they’re on their honeymoon in Vegas, so I’ll have plenty of time to myself to study and do the course.

I feel like I’m starting a new period in my life. I’m not with Erin or the boy anymore, I’m exploring things other than phone sex for a career and I’m actually doing ok. We’ll see what the future holds, but I feel kinda like I’m getting a fresh start right now.

I think I ask this every year and never get any responses, but I’ll ask again anyway. I’m starting to think about the holiday baskets that I do every year and this year I want to do something different. I know that some of you must have family recipes that either you or someone in your family makes every year during the holidays…something so awesome that every time someone has it, they’re like “Holy cow, this is awesome!”

Please share!??!

hahah last year I filled our giant baskets with chocolate chip, peanut butter kiss, chocolate crinkle, oatmeal butterscotch and white chocolate chunk macadamia nut cookies…tiny loaves of pumpkin buttescotch, zucchini pineapple, carrot cake and banana bread…chocolate and caramel covered pretzels, fudge and rice crispy treats.

I will have a riot on my hands if I change out TOO many items, but I wanted something new at least. I have a couple of cookie only cook books and damn if there weren’t some yummy looking ones in there that I will try, but a personal recommendation is always better.

My check engine light came on a couple of days ago and my car started driving funny. I took it in to a shop though and it only cost me $145 to get it fixed…so yay! I had visions of thousand dollar repairs dancing through my head. That would have been NO BUENO.

Final thing I will mention for this post is that I’m having a holiday gift card drive. I’ll send out an email about it soon, but here’s my plan…I have a few hundred dollars in Amazon gift certificates saved up and if I get a few hundred more dollars, I can buy all of my Christmas presents there and not have to come out of pocket with anything!

HERE is the link for them, you can send as little as $5. Any amount will help. In these tough times, I’ve become insanely thrifty, and I will cut back on spending for Christmas, but there’s no way I’d be able to or even want to cut it out completely.

Speaking of thrifty, my roomie and I have actually been having a lot of fun staking out the sale fliers and getting the weekly paper to clip coupons so we can save money on our grocery bill. We’ve gotten some INSANE deals and cut a TON of cash off of our weekly food budget by doing it. Granted, we did have to make 4 stops the other day and it took us almost all day, but we were lolly gagging and Christmas window shopping at the same time. I’m amazed at what kinds of deals you can get when you watch for them. I can’t believe we didn’t do this before.

What’s funny is that I can imagine being this way for the rest of my life and when our economy comes back into line, my grandchildren will wonder why I’m so damn thrifty. “I remember when we had to wear our clothes more than once and we actually kept a cell phone for a year!”

Anyway, I’m home now and ready to talk, so give me a call!

I had a great day yesterday! My laptop broke a couple of months ago and I just didn’t have the money to fix it right away, even though it’s been kinda lame not having it. Since I decided not to go to Vegas, I have a tiny bit of “extra” cash (not really, but I won’t die if I spend it), so I took my laptop in for a diagnosis.

Turns out the connection between the battery and the motherboard is bad. It still works, I got it turned on again. I just can’t move it around. So there goes the major use of the laptop! lol I can’t take it downstairs so I can chat and monitor calls and stuff while I’m watching a movie on the big screen…can’t take it into the kitchen to read a recipe while I’m cooking…can’t really take it to the boy’s house if I’m staying the night so I can work.

So I started researching laptops online day before yesterday. I still have a lot of Amazon credit, so I looked there and Dell.com and Yahoo shopping and then I remembered…Black Friday is coming up!

So I started surfing a few of the black Friday websites and I stumbled onto an amazing deal. Walmart had a “secret” sale yesterday where they had Compaq laptops for $300. Best Buy was going to have a similar deal next weekend, but the computer at Walmart was a lot faster and better.

So my cousin and I got up at the crack of dawn yesterday and made our way to Walmart by 7:30. She’s been needing one for about a year and could never really manage it, but this was so affordable, she couldn’t pass it up. There were about 50 people in line ahead of us and we got 2 of the last 5 they had.

YAY! So in general, I should be a little more accessible online now.

It was my roomie’s birthday yesterday…Erin’s too. We’re still not talking, but I texted her happy birthday. Everyone went out to dinner last night for my roomie’s birthday though. I got him a sweater that matches a dress my cousin bought for a nice dinner out in Vegas. They’re gonna look so darn cute.

Since I took the last two days off, I will be on ALL DAY today. Oh yeah, I saw Madagascar 2 yesterday. Wait for the DVD.

Ah and I have to give a special shout out to the new caller I had a couple of days ago who came twice in 8 minutes. I was EXTREMELY impressed…even more so when he busted out #3 in under half an hour. That’s some talent there.

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So…Halloween rocked. We had a big party and it was a lot of fun. I dressed up like a sexy kitty cat and I looked really cute, if I do say so myself. I wore a black velvet boustier with little black silk ribbons tying the front, a slinky black skirt, fishnets, stilletos and my little cat ear/collar/cuff/tail set. I painted my nose black and even wore fake eyelashes. I was irresistable!

I’ve been sticking close to home lately, trying to save money for a mini vacation that I’ve been planning since June. My roomies got married then and they wanted everyone to go to Vegas for their honeymoon in November (intead of right after the wedding) because they needed time to save up for it and their birthdays are close to each other at the end of Oct., beginning of Nov.

I’ve decided not to go. Erin and I are going through a rough time right now and she made the decision not to go. She did calls with me and took a third job in order to pay for it, but somehow still doesn’t have the money. She asked if her new man could go and my cousin said no, because none of us know him. I think she got mad at that and just decided not to go if he couldn’t come.

She’s been avoiding me and she says it’s because she didn’t have enough money for the trip, but I think she’s just been too busy with him to even care about calling me. I confronted her about it and pretty much broke up with her. My cousin and everyone else is upset that I’m not going now, but honestly I just don’t have the money for it.

The last couple of months have been slow on the phones and I’m the only one who would lose income just from being gone…so the trip costs me way more than everyone else who has paid vacation time. Factoring that all in, I just can’t afford it now. Then add in the fact that Erin’s not going and I just don’t even want to go anyway.

Don’t worry though, I’m not crazy sad or anything, I’ll be fine. It will be nice to catch up with my bills and have some time in the house alone. The boy is supposed to come and spend at least one night with me next weekend. I’ll get the house extra clean and ready for decorating for Christmas and get everything ready for Thanksgiving dinner. It will be fine.

I want to congratulate everyone who got out and voted! I know I did my part and even though I’m not an Obama disciple (though I did vote for him), I was touched by the speeches both candidates gave on Tuesday and am hopeful for the future.

I’m on day 2 of a pretty yucky cold, though I feel better today than I thought I would. I guess that Airborne stuff really does work! I didn’t take calls at all yesterday, but I am signed in today….might sign off if I start feeling really bad though.

I got totally slammed by two 1 star feedbacks yesterday…the guy accidentally left them for the wrong person! The stuff he wrote doesn’t EVEN describe our calls. He said “oops” but then refused to contact Niteflirt and get the feedback removed. How lame is that? *pout* So if you’re looking at my fem dommes listing, please ignore that! I don’t even watch baseball and if I did, I certainly wouldn’t do it DURING a call or tell a caller than I am! I have a pause button! Sheesh.

Hope you all are having a great fall so far. I know the economy sucks and I keep having callers tell me that money is tight. Don’t worry, I’m gonna try to stick it out and make it work. Hopefully soon things will get back to normal. At least gas prices are going down, right? YAY!

Talk to you soon!

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I just realized that not only have I not posted in my blog for a long time, but my last entry was a total bummer! Geez. My bad.

I’m still hanging on by the hair of my chinny chin chin (ugh, not literally, I don’t have a hairy chin) and I’m hopeful that things will get better.

I went shopping for a Halloween costume today. Yes, I know, I’m retarded to wait til the last minute like that, but I think it’s going to be ok. I got a really adorable set of cat accessories that has a tail, cuffs, neck tie thing and ears. I’m going to wear it with a cute little black boustier I have and a black skirt with fishnets. It was cheap and will be cute!

We’re having a party here at our place. Our house is Halloweenlicious! We dragged out all the decorations we bought a couple of years ago when we had a party and I had totally forgotten about a lot of the stuff. It’s way spooky in here!

Ok, I’m off to watch a movie downstairs but I’ll be signed in all night. Tomorrow is my cousin/roomie’s birthday so we’ll be out in the evening for dinner and stuff and then I’ll be available Halloween during the day, but not at night. Speaking of movies, I saw “Max Payne”

Hated it! End of review. haha

Oh yeah, in other news I’ve seen the boy recently. I know, roll your eyes and groan. He actually had me go to dinner at his parent’s house. How crazy is that? I’d only met his mom once before briefly. We had awesome sex too, which culminated in me swallowing his load after sucking his cock for at least half an hour….after I jumped on for a ride and got mine, of course.

Anyway, give me a call! I’m horny and would love to chat.