Check out this clip posted by Tosh.0 about a dude who bids 420 on stuff when he’s a contestant on “The Price is Right” SO HILARIOUS! CLICK HERE!

I love Tosh.0, it’s definitely one of my favorite shows. If you don’t watch it, you’re totally missing out. Find it on On Demand or online somehow!

Hope you’re all having a good spring so far. I am! We’ve been enjoying the warmer weather, just jumping right back in to grilling and hanging out outside like it’s summer again already. Grilled pineapple is the bomb diggity, yo.

Anyone have advice on how to humanely get a dog to STOP BARKING? This neighbor dog is driving me bat shit.

I had a hole in my pillow and I sewed it all by myself. YAY ME!

I’m so horny today, not sure quite what’s going on. So I sent out an email to everyone with a couple of free pics and a short little recording. Hope it inspired you (if you got it)!

Here’s the recording, in case you were wondering….

I watched Zombieland yesterday. SO FUNNY! I hadn’t really heard anything about this movie from friends or family, so I didn’t really know what to think. It sat in our living room for a week or two before we finally got around to watching it. I’m glad I did! Woody Harrelson is a riot, man.

The whole movie was gory, bloody, awesome and I laughed out loud more times than I remember. Check it out!

Oh yeah, it was also the first movie we’d watched since we got our PS3 and it was a Blu-ray. Wow. Really. I’d never noticed the huge quality difference, but now I have.

I normally eat way healthy, but I bought a box of Twinkies today in honor of this movie. YUM.

I had a call last night from a guy who I consider to have THE best voice of any guy who calls me. YUM! And then today, I got a call from the who has the SECOND best voice out of all of my callers. How weird, right?

It’s like a party in my ears…these guys sound so fucking hot! I wouldn’t even care if they were ugly, I’d still fuck ‘em. I might ask them to put a paper bag over their head or I’d squeeze my eyes shut really tight and just listen to them talk while we did it, but I’d still do it.

JUST KIDDING! HA HA

My roomies are out of town for a few days and another friend of ours is staying here with me, sharing kid watching responsibility. Hard to believe the little dude is almost 4, huh? I remember posting on this blog about my roomie being pregnant. ACK, I’m starting to feel OLD!

It’s been fun hanging out with the little guy though, he’s my buddy. Our friend does calls too, so we’re just switching on/off watching him when we get calls. It’s been kinda slow lately though, so we’re just hanging out most of the time.

Stella and another friend are gonna drop by for a bit tonight and chillax too. Should be fun! Hope you all are having a great March so far!

I don’t have a Valentine…isn’t that sad? I guess most of you do, cause I’ve been signed in for a few hours and haven’t had any calls! lol

Good for you, all out on the town and stuff. Hope you’re having a good one!