I can’t complain too much because lately calls have been pretty damn good but what the hell? Normally I get all 5 star feedback and for some reason in the past week or so, I’ve gotten hit hard with 1 stars. It’s not that I think I sucked or anything either, even though everyone has bad days.

I already posted about the one dude and then last night I got a guy who was trying to act like he was a girl and he just said he wanted me to moan. Well, um, I politely suggested that maybe “she” might want to try calling some recordings. She was new to Niteflirt and I thought maybe she didn’t know that they existed. Instead of just taking my advice or understanding that I wasn’t really comfortable just moaning for no reason, she got PISSED and left me crazy one star feedback.

Some people really need therapy.

So I sent out some emails with free minutes, hoping that some of you who actually LIKE me will call and help push those bad feedbacks off the front page of my listings. I also asked Niteflirt to refund the money and remove two of them, but who knows how long that will take them.

That’s enough about that. Things have been so great lately that I took half a day off yesterday and did a little shopping! Yep, spoiled myself with some new shoes, new make up and new pajamas. I bought a new bottle of my favorite perfume too, which I guess is being discontinued! WAH!

I have to spend some serious time in my garden today, weeding it. It’s insane how fast weeds grow, really. What the hell? I’ve had a garden every year for a few years now, but this is the first year that I’ve really gone for it and just planted a lot of stuff. It’s my first time growing quite a few of the things that I have going, but it’s so exciting to see the stuff take off!

Here’s a list of what I have, in case you were dying to know (hah)

broccoli (the little heads of it are so f’ing adorable right now!)

zucchini

golden zucchini

yellow squash

cucumbers

lemon cucumbers

snap peas

bush beans

walla walla sweet onions

eggplant

pumpkins

bell peppers (yellow and green)

carrots

corn

spinach

lettuce

strawberries

tomatoes

Whew, that’s quite a bit, huh? I ate some lettuce last night on my veggie burger, officially my first harvest of the year. I’ve got some golden zucchini that are going to be ready in about a week and the peas are going nuts! Everything is, really. It grows so fast, it’s amazing.

We bought a new gazebo for the back yard last year, a round one. So we put the old square one into the garden this year to hang buckets of tomatoes from and let the peas and beans climb up the side. Cool idea, huh? It’s gonna look really pretty once everything’s all grown in.

I feel like such a nerd when I talk about my garden, but hey, whatever. I’ve gone through two rough break ups in the past year and if I want to lay low and garden, that’s my choice, right? haha

I should be around most of today. We might go grocery shopping, but that’s the extent of my plans. Otherwise, I’ll be around and just waiting for your call!

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I was up super late last night, but got woken up at 10 something by our neighbor weed eating his yard. UGH! Now I’m slurping down coffee, hoping it wakes me up a little bit.

YUCK, my cat just came in and rubbed its cold, wet nose all over my ankle. EW

Work seems to be back to normal, thank God. Today is the last day of one of the best weeks I’ve had in the past year, best overall if you count the fact that most of the money was actually money, not gift cards. Most of my record breaking weeks happen because of large gift cards.

Because money’s been so good, I’ve been sticking close to home and taking advantage of it. I’ve had some great calls lately, thanks to everyone who has been keeping me happy!

I got one last night that was for the books though. Dude calls on my role playing line, has a crazy accent that makes it really hard to understand him and pretty much just asks me to repeat back to him stuff that was getting weirder and weirder. Well, I’m not a programmable robot, so finally I told him no. He flips out and leaves me bad feedback (of course), but I really don’t care. I’d rather get bad feedback every once in awhile than force myself to endure bizarre calls like that one.

I think the last thing he was trying to make me repeat was that I couldn’t wait for him to squirt his dirty jizm between my titties. Sorry, no. What’s funny is that he put in the feedback that I wouldn’t say “titties”, so I wasn’t “anything goes”. Well, I’m NOT anything goes and he didn’t call on an “anything goes” listing anyway. I don’t have a problem saying titties in general, though I think it’s kind of silly. I just don’t like people telling me exactly what to say, I think it’s rude. Give suggestions, but don’t feed me lines.

I honestly believe that my performance on the phone is a step above average…maybe even two or three steps. Some chick who just started and is desperate for money might put up with a guy like that for a couple of bucks, but I don’t need to. Maybe that means that I deserve one star feedback every once in awhile…I’m not the “Burger King” of phone sex. You can’t have it your way, no substitutions! haha just kidding.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately and having bad luck! The Reader, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Up, the new Night at the Museum, the new Underworld, He’s Just Not That into You, New in Town….blah, hated all of them. We watch a lot of movies this time of year since tv is all reruns.

I’m kind of limited on activities between calls. I do house work, garden, read a lot, surf the internet, work out, cook, etc. but get interrupted a lot when I’m here and working. Watching a movie or a tv show is the easiest (next to reading) thing to “pause” when I get a call I guess. I had one asshole bitch at me cause I mentioned in an email that I signed out to watch “So You Think You Can Dance” and he asked me if all I ever do is watch tv. Nope! I do lots of stuff.

Wow, got so busy on the phone that a few hours have gone by. Coffee’s long gone, had pasta for lunch and now I’m thinking about going to get my nails done. I need to clean the kitchen too. BOO. Wish I had a slave who could come clean it FOR me! *wink*

Talk to you soon!

In the past 48 hrs., I’ve had two callers who hadn’t called me in a long time contact me. One of them hadn’t called in over 2 yrs. He said last time we talked, we’d gotten into some kind of fight. I didn’t remember it, but I had put in my notes on Niteflirt that he’d blocked me so I had blocked him as well.

He says he doesn’t remember what the fight was about, but he knows it was his fault and he apologized.

The second guy hadn’t called in over a year and said he just hadn’t been calling anyone. So how weird is that? Both of them showing up within the same couple of days.

On the same weird note, I sent out an email today with a free minute and a picture and FIVE of my TOP callers of all time had blocked me. I thought about calling Niteflirt to see if there was some kind of glitch…not because I necessarily thought that none of them could have blocked me, I hadn’t talked to any of these particular guys in quite awhile. I thought that it might be a glitch because it would be entirely too odd for all 5 of them to have blocked me between my last email and now.

Usually when I send out a mass email, I don’t even get a notice that ONE guy has blocked me…much less 5 of my all time best callers. Seems too bizarre.

Oh well, like I said, none of them had called me in awhile. So it’s not like I was losing any calls or anything. I’d gotten into a weird conversation with one of them, he liked to act like he was my counselor or something and I was a bit tired of him trying to tell me what to do all the time when we were just chatting. Another one I fucked and um, let’s just say that it didn’t go all that well. Yep, I said it. Call me if you want to hear the story haha I’ll be honest.

In other news, my damn roommate and our best friend have gotten me addicted to playing poker online! OH THE HORROR! We don’t play for real money, but still…it’s ridiculous. I swear, if it’s not one time waster, it’s another. I hop from hobby to hobby like a horny rabid bunny who can’t decide which girl bunny it wants to stick its dick into.

Ok so stop reading now if you want to preserve your image of me as a totally girly girl cause I’m about to say something gross…

Do egg yolks make your poots smell bad?

Here’s why I ask…so my roomies have a little 3 yr. old boy, right? He’s adorable, I’m his “auntie” and I love him and stuff. He’s a cool dude. He hunted easter eggs this year so we’ve had a lot of boiled eggs around.

Now, I’m a vegetarian and I eat eggs frequently, but normally I will take organic, cage free eggs and make an omelette out of them. I’ll put 3 egg whites to 1 whole egg and put sauteed veggies in it. My favorite is zucchini, bell pepper and garlic. I’ll put a little sprinkle of cheese too. Tastes great, good source of protein and with a piece of whole wheat toast and a piece of fruit, it’s a totally balanced breakfast.

Now since we have all these boiled eggs though, I’ve just been eating two of them in the morning with a piece of toast and a banana or some pineapple or something. And I’ve noticed that my poots are stinky, whereas normally when I break wind, you can’t smell anything.

Is it the egg yolks that’s doing it?! lol

I know, gross, but I just went to get a load of laundry out and I tooted and was like “damn”. So I figured I would share. Don’t you love me for it? HA HA HA!

Call me!

Btw, for the first time in awhile, I actually feel like doing a “shout out” to a GREAT new caller I have…he’s amazing and I can’t wait to talk to him again, but a shout out would be useless because he doesn’t have a computer. Can you believe it? Me neither.

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Before I start my rant, note that I did get my tv! It’s hanging up in the corner of my bedroom now and I love it. Thanks to the dude who helped me pick it out, too!

That said, I’ve been jolted out of my blog posting coma by a rash of idiots calling me lately. Generally, I get 5 star feedback. That’s just the way it is. I’m a cool chick and I know what I’m doing on the phone. Maybe one out of every 100 calls, I’ll get someone who’s either deliberately a jerk or we just don’t click and I’ll get a lower rating than that. I’d say at least half the time, they either leave comments that are completely untrue. One time a guy called my feminization line and then left feedback saying that I told him I wouldn’t talk to a “fag”. Uh, what? That never happened.

Then sometimes I’ll get people who I suspect are sent by other flirts. Their comments are usually not true too, but the call is usually just plain weird. I’d say that roughly the other half of 1 star ratings come from dudes who ask for things that we’re just plain not allowed to do on Niteflirt.

What are those things, you ask? Well, I will tell you! Incest, bestiality, underage fantasies, rape role plays, blood, scat, pee pee. I’m sure I’m missing a few things, but that’s the basic list. Oddly enough, even if we WERE allowed to do these types of calls, there’s only one on the list that I’d be personally comfortable with.

So these guys call in and start talking about fucking their moms or dogs and the call goes like this:

“Ah, sorry hon, but we’re not allowed to talk about that….is there another type of fantasy I can help you out with?”

“But other girls do it!”

“Well, I’m sorry, but I do this full time and I’m really not willing to break the rules and risk my account. I’d be happy to talk to you about something that is allowed!”

CLICK

1 star

Assholes.

What’s my point here? Well, like I said, I get hit with bad feedback maybe 1 or 2 times out of every 100 times I’m rated. I think I get ratings maybe 25% of my calls, probably less than that.

But in the past couple of weeks, the last 10 ratings I’ve gotten, THREE of them have been ONE STAR! ARGH!

The first guy called my fem dommes line, which has a title of “Are you a cock sucking, sissy panty boy? GOOD!”

We talked for two whole minutes, at which point he hung up, rated me 1 star and said, “really uninterested, didnt even seem to know what her headline was” In those two minutes, I asked him not only if he was a cock sucker, but if he was wearing panties. I don’t know what my headline is? How the hell would I come up with those questions? He said no, he didn’t suck cock and he didn’t wear panties. I think HE is the one who was confused about what my headline was. I thought, “Did I fuck up? Did I hear the wrong intro?” But no…there the feedback was, right on the fem dommes listing.

Then I had a guy call who wanted to tell me all about he fucked his girlfriend and his sister at the same time cause he caught ‘em munchin’ each other’s rugs when he came home one day. Sorry! But even though I was polite, 1 star.

The last one was last night. A guy called my mistresses listing, which is for tease and denial. All he did was jerk off and grunt the entire call, about 6 minutes, while I talked. He didn’t edge himself once, just came when he got there without asking. Even though I’m really not a “dominatrix”, I did chastise him gently for not asking permission. I mean, the title of the listing is “Wanna cum? Too fucking bad! HA HA HA” and he said he saw it.

Guess he didn’t like that. Apparently he just wanted to call up a chick who isn’t dominant at all and jerk off til he came, no matter what she said. Anyway, I wasn’t even mean or anything, told him to have a great night, I was glad he called, blah blah. 1 star! DICK!

I swear, I’ve just about had it! lol I know there’s nothing I can do about it, but it still sucks.

Anyway, in other news, I was sick last week so I took a couple of days off. Even though I wasn’t feeling well, it was still kinda nice to just stay home and not take calls.

I’m heading out today and will be away from home for a couple of days probably, but I should still be taking calls. I need the money! Last week’s income was horrid. Usually if I make under a certain amount, it just doesn’t work for me…last week I was about $300 under that amount. ACK. I did realize this though, even that crappy amount is double what I made at my last office job. Crazy, huh?

Hope you all are having a great spring and weather is getting nice where you live! I love this time of year, getting back outside, planning gardens, eating potato salad again. hah I made my first batch a few days ago. Yum!

Hope to talk to you soon! *kisses*

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Forgot to do this when I should have, but wanted to give a quick shout out to Larry…Happy 100th call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 101 tonight, actually, but YAY!

After all this time, I’m still excited to see a call coming through from you. I hope you still look forward to making each of them.

I had a pretty good day…not on the phones though. It’s after 9 pm and I’m drinking a coffee so I can try my best to catch the really late Saturday night calls. On a good Sat., I can sometimes be busy til 3 am if I can keep my eyes open.

Here’s to hopin’!

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