A dude just called me and told me that he wanted to fantasize about me cutting his balls off. All I can say is…

WHAT THE FUCK?

HA HA HA HA

I admit it, I have a crush on a caller. I’m all twitterpated and stuff.

This guy hadn’t called me in almost 2 yrs., but the notes I’d written made me pretty much instantly remember him when he sent me an email last night asking if I was going to sign back on. I emailed him right back and said that I’d be back on in a few minutes (was on the phone with someone) and to PLEASE still be around and call me! lol

He was as hot (if not hotter) than I remembered. I was like a lil school girl, asking him all kinds of personal questions so I could get a better idea of whether we could get married and have babies and all that stuff. HAHA just kidding

He just sounds really cute, is super funny and quick and anyway, I’ll stop gushing now. I came so hard while we were talking, I thought I was gonna pass out. Even if he only calls once every 2 yrs., it will be well worth the wait.

In other news, I’ve just been sticking close to home for the past few days…trying (in vain, it seems) to make some money and catch up for all the time I took off for the wedding. I did take a few hours off day before yesterday to go to the movies with some friends. We saw “Kung Fu Panda“. HELLA FUNNY!

From reviews I’d seen, I expected it to be a little bit funnier and I wasn’t altogether satisfied with the ending, but I would still highly recommend it. I wasn’t even mad that I paid evening prices. “The Incredibles” still reigns as my favorite animated movie of the last 15 years though.

I also watched “30 Days of Night” on DVD. Those of you who know me, know that I LOVE anything that has vampires, witches, fairies, werewolves, etc. This was no exception. It was definitely different and again, can’t say that I’m totally happy with the ending, but I enjoyed it. If you like horror movies, you should check it out.

I will be around today/tonight and most of tomorrow as far as I know. Let’s fuck!

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Dude calls…decides he wants to buy some pics while we’re talking. Cool. That’s fine with me. He does the paid mail thing and then says “I clicked the link but it’s just taking me to your homepage.” It wasn’t. It might LOOK like a “home page” (who says home page anymore anyway?), but it was my picture page. I tell him to scroll down and he’ll see what he needs.

He’s still not quite understanding. I’m like, “Um, scroll DOWN.” He didn’t read the email he paid for, which clearly instructs him to click the picture of the gallery that he’s purchased, so he starts ranting about how the link isn’t taking him where he needs to be. I repeat several times that he needs to click the PICTURE of the gallery that he wants to see and the log in will come up.

He starts blah’ing about how he does computers for a living and I’m thinking to myself, “Well, obviously you don’t READ for a living because I’ve sold thousands of picture sets and I’ve NEVER had anyone have a problem figuring out how to get to it.” It says RIGHT THERE on the page “Click the picture to get to the log in page once you have the password.” It says it in the email he got too.

Bottom line is that he’s a complete ass who couldn’t find an elephant in a 20×20 room. Of course we hang up and I know there’s bad feedback coming even though only 3 minutes of the call were even remotely connected to the actual subject matter he called for.

SO FUCK YOU, Trevortime. And yeah, I know that a lot of flirts recommend against this kind of retaliation, but every once in awhile, it’s called for. If one flirt reads this entry and then sees a call coming in from him and declines it because she knows he’s an asshole, my work here is done!

I know that’s not very “sweetie” of me, but my GOD, I can only take so much. One guy slams me last week because I don’t know 1,000 different brands and characteristics of panty hose. I live in So. Cal. I don’t WEAR panty hose. I was totally willing to go with it and ask 1,000 questions and hear about how Silken Mist is your favorite, but holy shit. I did the absolute BEST I could and then a week later he leaves me 1 star with “hmmm” as written feedback.

Then a guy calls for TWO MINUTES, talks about blow job (which I rock at) and then busts out some crazy incest crap out of left field and hangs up when I say I can’t talk about that. He leaves 1 star with “nope”.

I’m just exasperated.

Ok, I’m only 15 points away now! Thanks to everyone who has called today to help me get to my goal!

I think something fishy is going on here lately though. I just got another bad feedback from a call I did three weeks ago. This time from a dude who talked for THIRTY MINUTES before hanging up. This is what he said, “Not like into it, like she was distracted, like I think. Calling someone else to get the hard on and brain cells back I lost while struggling to communicate with ‘Nikki’. Pretend to be into it, it is like, your job.”

Like sorry, your story was like totally lame and not only was I not into it, but you should have seen that I wasn’t the type of girl who would be before you even called. Like, damn! At least I let you like drone on and on about what a loser you were and like didn’t hang up on you. Maybe I should have! Or maybe YOU should have? Instead, I got like your money and you got like nothing but apparently so pissed that you kept it alive for like almost a month. I feel like sorry for you.

(Just fyi, I’m not even originally from Cali and I know I don’t say “like” that much.)

Normally there’s a hit once every few months or something but that’s two deliberately incorrect feedbacks and two hostile assholes that I got hit with in a one month period. I guess I will laugh all the way to the bank and to 10,000 points, which I’m 100% sure I will make today!

Let’s go guys…just a few more calls and I’ll have it. Here’s my listing, I’m all ready to celebrate making it to 10,000 points!

Just checkin’ in…I’ve been doing pretty well. I guess I got hit by the bad feedback fairy again though cause I got that one guy who left feedback about stuff I didn’t even do awhile back and then tonight I got home and saw another one! This dude who had wanted to do a role play where I was a virgin asking for asking my boyfriend’s older brother (no underage stuff here) for sex advice. I was fine with it, but he got all weird and when I played the role the way I figured it should be played as a VIRGIN (asking questions and being hesitant about doing the stuff he was suggesting), he hung up and then a month later left feedback saying I was “hostile and catty”. Hmmm.

Wow. Is it hostile and catty for a virgin to act like she doesn’t think it’s a good idea to take her bra off for her boyfriend’s brother? lol So funny. I love it when callers want to do a role play and expect me to act completely out of character but don’t mention it to me.

Anyway, it’s just kind of amusing me, not really bothering me. I’ve had some awesome calls lately and one confused jerk certainly won’t upset me.

I had my group study for “A New Earth” tonight. Love that book and the class! Then tomorrow is my photography class and I will be incommunicado all night tomorrow night. I will probably be taking calls Thursday evening though…maybe even with a partner? Hmm, it’s possible! Would you want to hear me giving head and getting fucked if you could?