Back from vacation!

July 21st, 2015

I took 4 whole days off and went on a road trip, it was super fun! I actually went to a rodeo for the first time in my life and I liked it. Cowboys aren’t usually my thing, but apparently watching them ride horses is!

I’ve been signed in for calls all day long and the only calls I’ve gotten are from guys wanting me to be a “mistress” and to dominate and humiliate them…even on my role playing line.

UGH. What the hell? What is it about “phonesexSWEETIEnikki” and my listings that’s pulling in the super sub guys today? NOT MY THING!

There are thousands of mistresses on Niteflirt. I don’t get it.

Want to talk about your fetish? Cool, I can handle it. Cross dressing, feminization, cuckolding, etc. Vanilla phone sex, fantasy role play? Got it down.

But want me to order you around and make you feel like shit? Not my thing! I don’t even get it. Why would making you do some random thing please me in ANY way? I wouldn’t even know where to start humiliating someone I don’t know jack shit about.

Bleh. Someone normal please call me. I’ve only had even one remotely tolerable call today, not a good way to come back from vacation 🙂.

too, too funny

June 30th, 2015

Just got off a call with a panty boy. At one point during the call, I asked him if he had any toys he could practice sucking dick on. This is what he said:

“No, but sometimes I eat bananas seductively.”

HA HA HA HA

OMG that shit was hilarious.  Thanks for making me laugh, new panty boy dude. I appreciate it..

New sissy caller!

August 14th, 2014

Look at this little sissy faggot who wants to be outed….one of the few I’ve talked to who actually puts an effort into it! Look at that wig, the make-up. Very good job. Who wants a blow job? haha

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I’m back!!

November 9th, 2011

Ok, this is tough. I almost feel like I should have a whole new site and get rid of my old blog, etc., but at the same time, my old blog is full of such amazing times and I spent YEARS putting such hard work into it, I don’t want to see it go.

So for now, the site is going to stay just as it is. Hopefully I’ll start making normal money again sometime soon and can then afford to have it redesigned. If anyone reading this feels like being my blog sugar daddy, contact me and let’s make it happen! 🙂

A lot has changed for me in the past year or so since I stopped doing calls full time. I didn’t end up going back to school, but I have moved and am now living alone in a basement apartment of an old lady’s house and I LOVE it. I’m not even in Cali anymore, but haven’t totally decided whether I’m gonna tell my callers where I actually live again or just make something up. It caused a few complications the first time around and there are some benefits to telling a little white lie as far as location is concerned. I’ll let you know when I decide.

Most of you know that I broke up with Erin years ago and now I’ve got a boyfriend. We haven’t been together that long, but it’s good so far and he’s done a few calls with me already. It’s been AMAZING! If you’re interested in calling us together, let me know and I’ll try to schedule it for you. We only see each other a few times a week.

I didn’t end up going back to school, decided to move out of state instead. For now, I’m just trying to keep my expenses low and earn enough money to pay my bills doing calls. I hope some of you missed me and decide to call soon! 🙂

I’m gonna be doing a few updates to the other pages of the site over the next few weeks to make it more current/updated. For now, I’m gonna try to keep normal business hours for calls so I have time to spend with my man and my friends. On days when I have nothing else going on, I may be signed in during the evening, but not regularly.

For those of you who are checking out my site for the FIRST TIME and are confused, feel free to browse through my blog…it should explain a bit more of what I’m talking in this entry. I’m sure you already gathered that I did calls full time at one point (for 5 yrs. even!) and then retired. I’m BACK now though and ready to blow your mind!

Who’s ready to phone fuck?

I AM!.

A little frustrated, so here’s a rant…

July 13th, 2010

Skip this post if you don’t want to hear me complaining!! lol

I had a slow day yesterday. I was signed in ALL DAY LONG and pretty much got no calls. On top of that, we’d had a little incident with our hammock on Sunday that resulted in me losing part of my right front tooth. Luckily (if you can say that), I only had to get a small filling to repair it, but still…$200 in dental bills that I didn’t expect and can’t really afford right now.

So I’m sitting at home, hanging out, waiting for my phone to ring and I get a call finally. Here’s how it went:

Me: “Hey there! How are you today?”

Him: “Great. I’m glad we finally got to talk, I’ve been looking forward to it.”

Me (thinking maybe I’d been on his favorites for a long time or something): “Oh really? That’s cool! How long have you been waiting to talk to me?”

Him: “Oh a couple of hours.”

Me: “Ah, ok…well I’m glad you got me then! What are you in the mood for today?”

Him: “I want to choke you with my cock.”

Me (laughing a little bit as I talk): “Well, that’s kinda mean!”

Him: CLICK

Now, I know this “choking a girl with my cock” thing is all the rage these days, but I don’t care. I don’t like choking, period. Do you? I certainly don’t like the concept of someone that I supposedly like enough to want to suck their dick choking me with it on purpose.

I wonder how the choking thing would go over if it were GUYS who were choking on something? Even so, I can’t IMAGINE actually WANTING to choke a guy with my pussy. I don’t understand how looking down and watching someone struggle to hold back from PUKING is a turn on.
If he’d stuck around another few seconds, I would have said something like, “No need for choking, hon. I’ll suck it great without any need for violence,” or something like that. But he hung up.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Calls like this really make me hate my job.

So then a little bit later, a guy instant messages me. He asks if I do or watch cam. I say no, I don’t do cam but I do sometimes watch it. He says, “Ok, thanks.” and appears to be done with the conversation.

When I try to clarify whether he’s done talking to me because I don’t DO cam (which is lame as hell since I don’t reference doing cam at all on my website anywhere NOR do I have even ONE cam listing on Niteflirt), he says that it’s because I don’t watch cam all the time.

Um, ok. He doesn’t ask me which circumstances influence whether I will or won’t watch someone on their cam. He doesn’t ask me if I’ll watch HIM on cam. He’s just done talking. So either he’s incredibly stupid because in his mind, if I don’t watch cam ALL THE TIME, I’m not going to watch him and therefore he’s not interested or he’s just incredibly RUDE. Either way, once again, my time is wasted and I’m none the richer for it.

I do relatively few vanilla calls these days and as each day passes, I understand more and more why a lot of women who do phone sex choose to do domination calls only. Then at least if someone says something fucking retarded like they want to choke you with their dick, you can tell them exactly what you think about it.

Maybe after 5 yrs. of being nice, it’s time for me to retire the niceness and bring out the bitchy side of my personality. Maybe then I’d get a little satisfaction out of fucking with the “losers” and assholes that call because I’d get to vent my frustration directly to them instead of having to post about it on my blog.

It’s something to think about, at least!.

Welcome back to an old regular and look….a new recording!

May 4th, 2010

I just realized today that I’ve done over 15,000 calls on Niteflirt. Can you believe that? It’s a mind boggling number, isn’t it?

I’ve talked to thousands of men about their fantasies. And of course there are those that I’ll never forget even when they stop calling. There are a lot of different reasons…some guys are really funny, some are super sweet, a few are very talented at doing calls and really turn me on….and then there are those that I remember for something very specific.

I have a caller who hadn’t called me for quite awhile, but nothing bad had happened between us. He just stopped calling. But I always remembered him because even though he was a super sweet guy, during our role plays, he would get really mean. I NEVER minded, I thought it was cute that he would apologize about it and seem ashamed.

Then one call he got a little bit out of control and threatened to murder me by throwing me out a window or something in the middle of a role play and I LOST it…I started laughing. It was hilarious. He kept calling me after that for awhile, but then eventually stopped.

I just released a new MP3 and the topic is teacher/student role play. That’s the same role play I always did with this caller…I had thought about sending him an email and inviting him to purchase it, but I’m always very insecure about my recordings so I didn’t.

Then I saw this morning that he’d bought it!! I got all freaked out and started to email him and while I was typing it up, he called me.

I was a bit nervous, but it turns out that he loved the recording, had forgotten how much he loved talking to me and thought that maybe he’d stopped calling because he’d been embarrassed about the “window” incident. Of course I told him that there was NO reason to be embarrassed about it! It’s calls like that that make my job worth doing!

We had a great call and I’m really glad to have him back…so welcome back!

And if you want to hear the recording that inspired his return, just click HERE! It’s 10 minutes long and in MP3 format. Listen to it as many times as you want for only $30!.

Porn is so hilarious!

April 26th, 2010

Special shout out to hqsabre, who called me yesterday and had me watch some porn with him again. It was awhile back, but we’d watched this one before where the music was so hilariously hick country that I recorded it on my computer and posted it here on this blog to make fun of it. To date, that was the funniest thing I’d ever seen in a porno. Until yesterday.

We started watching this one movie that was a combo teacher/student role play and cuckold fantasy. The girl needed to pass the class, her boyfriend was waiting outside and the professor had a huge black dick. Of course, he told her he’d pass her if she fucked him.

Right as she was about to climb onto that huge dick for a ride, her boyfriend came in to see what was taking so long. The second he appears, she launches into a more cuckold type fantasy and starts humiliating him.

But here’s the funny part…we skipped ahead so I’m not positive exactly how this line of conversation came about, but the black dude says to the boyfriend, “You like hip hop music? Why don’t you rap while I’m fucking your girl?”

And then the chick starts encouraging him to “bust some rhymes” and the dude’s like “hippity hop” over and over again. The girl says “what the hell? hippity hop is all you can come up with?” and SHE starts free styling!

I was laughing so hard, I swear I almost passed out. It’s like they put out these ridiculous pornos just cause they can!

SO FUNNY!

Friday night, me and a bunch of our friends played poker here at the house. We play frequently and for money, but what usually ends up happening is that the girls get tired of playing and make stupid bets after 4 or 5 hours cause we just don’t care anymore.

So we came up with a way to MAKE the girls care about the game. We said that whoever lost had to put a picture of themselves making a “LOSER” sign on their forehead up on their Facebook profile for an entire day.

You’d better bet that the final 3 was ALL GIRLS, baby! I played to the death, but still came in second. The next day, we all put our pictures up and it was so funny.

So next time, we’re gonna play either for money or for something humiliating…that way everyone will have their ultimate motivation for winning. Good plan, right? 🙂

Hope you all are having a good week. I’m gonna be around a lot this week, hope you give me a call and have some fun!.

Cock biting and puppy puke!

July 15th, 2009

HA HA! Ok, that might be the weirdest blog title I’ve ever had, but those are two of the topics that came up on calls yesterday.

I don’t even know how the first one came up. We were talking and all of the sudden, we got onto the subject of rape somehow (not as a fantasy, we weren’t against TOS here) and I said that I thought if I ever had someone trying to force themselves on me, I would bite their cock off. I figure, even if I were scared they’d hurt me, they might be a bit too distracted by the fact that their dick just got bitten off to really run after me or shoot me.

Not that I know how often rapists ask for blow jobs beforehand…I guess some of them are probably too smart for that, right? ANYWAY…good lord, the weird shit I talk about.

Then I had a call later and seconds after the call started, I noticed that my new puppy had tossed his dog biscuits onto my bed (aka puked). We got on a roll and were laughing about it for a few minutes before we finally got down to business. It was kinda funny to go from laughing about dog vomit to a fantasy where the guy wanted to jerk off, suck and then get fucked by three guys (yes, in succession) before getting fucked by my huge strap-on, but hey…it was fun!

So yeah, yesterday was a great day for calls. Today has been a ghost town! Where are y’all? Come play with me! 🙂.

grrr hit again!

June 10th, 2009

I can’t complain too much because lately calls have been pretty damn good but what the hell? Normally I get all 5 star feedback and for some reason in the past week or so, I’ve gotten hit hard with 1 stars. It’s not that I think I sucked or anything either, even though everyone has bad days.

I already posted about the one dude and then last night I got a guy who was trying to act like he was a girl and he just said he wanted me to moan. Well, um, I politely suggested that maybe “she” might want to try calling some recordings. She was new to Niteflirt and I thought maybe she didn’t know that they existed. Instead of just taking my advice or understanding that I wasn’t really comfortable just moaning for no reason, she got PISSED and left me crazy one star feedback.

Some people really need therapy.

So I sent out some emails with free minutes, hoping that some of you who actually LIKE me will call and help push those bad feedbacks off the front page of my listings. I also asked Niteflirt to refund the money and remove two of them, but who knows how long that will take them.

That’s enough about that. Things have been so great lately that I took half a day off yesterday and did a little shopping! Yep, spoiled myself with some new shoes, new make up and new pajamas. I bought a new bottle of my favorite perfume too, which I guess is being discontinued! WAH!

I have to spend some serious time in my garden today, weeding it. It’s insane how fast weeds grow, really. What the hell? I’ve had a garden every year for a few years now, but this is the first year that I’ve really gone for it and just planted a lot of stuff. It’s my first time growing quite a few of the things that I have going, but it’s so exciting to see the stuff take off!

Here’s a list of what I have, in case you were dying to know (hah)

broccoli (the little heads of it are so f’ing adorable right now!)

zucchini

golden zucchini

yellow squash

cucumbers

lemon cucumbers

snap peas

bush beans

walla walla sweet onions

eggplant

pumpkins

bell peppers (yellow and green)

carrots

corn

spinach

lettuce

strawberries

tomatoes

Whew, that’s quite a bit, huh? I ate some lettuce last night on my veggie burger, officially my first harvest of the year. I’ve got some golden zucchini that are going to be ready in about a week and the peas are going nuts! Everything is, really. It grows so fast, it’s amazing.

We bought a new gazebo for the back yard last year, a round one. So we put the old square one into the garden this year to hang buckets of tomatoes from and let the peas and beans climb up the side. Cool idea, huh? It’s gonna look really pretty once everything’s all grown in.

I feel like such a nerd when I talk about my garden, but hey, whatever. I’ve gone through two rough break ups in the past year and if I want to lay low and garden, that’s my choice, right? haha

I should be around most of today. We might go grocery shopping, but that’s the extent of my plans. Otherwise, I’ll be around and just waiting for your call!


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*yawn* damn weed eatin’ bitches

June 7th, 2009

I was up super late last night, but got woken up at 10 something by our neighbor weed eating his yard. UGH! Now I’m slurping down coffee, hoping it wakes me up a little bit.

YUCK, my cat just came in and rubbed its cold, wet nose all over my ankle. EW

Work seems to be back to normal, thank God. Today is the last day of one of the best weeks I’ve had in the past year, best overall if you count the fact that most of the money was actually money, not gift cards. Most of my record breaking weeks happen because of large gift cards.

Because money’s been so good, I’ve been sticking close to home and taking advantage of it. I’ve had some great calls lately, thanks to everyone who has been keeping me happy!

I got one last night that was for the books though. Dude calls on my role playing line, has a crazy accent that makes it really hard to understand him and pretty much just asks me to repeat back to him stuff that was getting weirder and weirder. Well, I’m not a programmable robot, so finally I told him no. He flips out and leaves me bad feedback (of course), but I really don’t care. I’d rather get bad feedback every once in awhile than force myself to endure bizarre calls like that one.

I think the last thing he was trying to make me repeat was that I couldn’t wait for him to squirt his dirty jizm between my titties. Sorry, no. What’s funny is that he put in the feedback that I wouldn’t say “titties”, so I wasn’t “anything goes”. Well, I’m NOT anything goes and he didn’t call on an “anything goes” listing anyway. I don’t have a problem saying titties in general, though I think it’s kind of silly. I just don’t like people telling me exactly what to say, I think it’s rude. Give suggestions, but don’t feed me lines.

I honestly believe that my performance on the phone is a step above average…maybe even two or three steps. Some chick who just started and is desperate for money might put up with a guy like that for a couple of bucks, but I don’t need to. Maybe that means that I deserve one star feedback every once in awhile…I’m not the “Burger King” of phone sex. You can’t have it your way, no substitutions! haha just kidding.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately and having bad luck! The Reader, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Up, the new Night at the Museum, the new Underworld, He’s Just Not That into You, New in Town….blah, hated all of them. We watch a lot of movies this time of year since tv is all reruns.

I’m kind of limited on activities between calls. I do house work, garden, read a lot, surf the internet, work out, cook, etc. but get interrupted a lot when I’m here and working. Watching a movie or a tv show is the easiest (next to reading) thing to “pause” when I get a call I guess. I had one asshole bitch at me cause I mentioned in an email that I signed out to watch “So You Think You Can Dance” and he asked me if all I ever do is watch tv. Nope! I do lots of stuff.

Wow, got so busy on the phone that a few hours have gone by. Coffee’s long gone, had pasta for lunch and now I’m thinking about going to get my nails done. I need to clean the kitchen too. BOO. Wish I had a slave who could come clean it FOR me! *wink*

Talk to you soon!.


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