Well, not THIS, but more like yesterday? I posted that little “wahhh” cause I wasn’t getting any calls and that night I got a 2.5 hr. long call from a new guy that rocked my socks off. Seriously. THAT is the kind of call that I used to get all the time, the kind that made me love my job. Here’s the feedback he left for the call:

“Whoa! I think I just had my balls sent into outerspace!! When they’ve re-entered orbit, I may just have to call NIkki back for a second ride… My first call with her, five-stars, and sexy sexy ride… Nikki is 100% the sun-ray of a sweetheart you’d expect from her pictures, but I’m not one to give good grades to the nice girls when it comes to having fun… Nikki gets an A+for turning out so wildly naughty… Her fantasy realm is such a pleasure toenter… She’s got a talent for conjuring up the sexiest, most original scenario, and leading into it as you following he voice, so-sexy-it-hurts… so so good… then a swirl of pleasure. AWESOME..”

How amazing is that? Gotta love it.

Then yesterday I just got call after call after call…I made almost as much yesterday as I made the entire previous week. That’s super awesome considering I’m taking most of the weekend off because I’ll be going to Portland. It couldn’t be better timing.

I just saw the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen. Yes, that’s quite a statement, but I’m sticking by it. The new “Mummy” movie was absolutely RIDICULOUS (in a bad way). People actually walked out of the theater saying it was retarded.

I love Brendan Fraser. He’s hot as hell, but holy shit this summer has been a bomb for him. “Journey to the Center of the Earth” sucked donkey balls and then Mummy was even worse.

I’m gonna go out to dinner with my roomies here in a bit, but I should be on til around midnight or so. Fridays are usually pretty slow though, so we’ll see how it goes. If you see me on, give me a call and let’s play!

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Just wanted to write up a little something and let you all know that I’m still around…I’m just chillin’ and generally enjoying the summer.

I’ve been a bit of a homebody lately, which is fine. I go through party phases and then sometimes I just want to stick close to home and do normal stuff. I’ve set myself to the task of mastering some classic summer time recipes and I’m doing great so far. I’ve had a simple potato salad down for quite awhile. Everyone requests it whenever I have or go to a gathering, but I got sick of making it for the millionth time when I made it on the 4th and decided I wanted to expand my repetoire.

So I made baked beans! Yep, from scratch, in a crock pot. They rocked. I’m going to try pasta salad today that has olives, artichoke hearts, cherry tomatoes and parmesan cheese in a mustard vinaigrette. I have a feeling that this one will be perfect from the first try too.

What else should I make? Don’t most barbeques have potato salad, pasta salad, baked beans, chips and some kind of meat? I don’t do meat, so I’m safe there. What other typical summer dish can I master? Hmm? Give me some ideas!

The boy is out of town til Monday and I won’t see Erin again until next weekend, so I imagine that I’ll be signed in a lot for the next week or so. There are a couple of  movies I want to go see (Hellboy II, Journey to the Center of the Earth), so I’ll be out for that. I was just looking on Yahoo movies and I guess a new spoof movie is coming out next month called “Disaster Movie”? That looks pretty dumb/funny just like the others of its kind.

I saw Hancock and Wall-E last weekend. I won’t post a big ol’ review, but I liked both of them. Hancock had a twist and a half that had us all goin’ “HUH?”, but I enjoyed it. It didn’t really end with a definite sequel hint though, so I don’t think there will be one. Who knows.

Anyway, I’m off to shower and eat something. I’ll be signed in all day probably, so let’s fuck!

Oh yeah! Shout out to my long time caller who had me playing strip Rock, Paper, Scissors while we were stuck in an elevator. I think that’s quite possibly one of the most fun and creative calls I’ve ever had…whose idea was that anyway? HAHAHA love ya

A dude just called me and told me that he wanted to fantasize about me cutting his balls off. All I can say is…

WHAT THE FUCK?

HA HA HA HA

I admit it, I have a crush on a caller. I’m all twitterpated and stuff.

This guy hadn’t called me in almost 2 yrs., but the notes I’d written made me pretty much instantly remember him when he sent me an email last night asking if I was going to sign back on. I emailed him right back and said that I’d be back on in a few minutes (was on the phone with someone) and to PLEASE still be around and call me! lol

He was as hot (if not hotter) than I remembered. I was like a lil school girl, asking him all kinds of personal questions so I could get a better idea of whether we could get married and have babies and all that stuff. HAHA just kidding

He just sounds really cute, is super funny and quick and anyway, I’ll stop gushing now. I came so hard while we were talking, I thought I was gonna pass out. Even if he only calls once every 2 yrs., it will be well worth the wait.

In other news, I’ve just been sticking close to home for the past few days…trying (in vain, it seems) to make some money and catch up for all the time I took off for the wedding. I did take a few hours off day before yesterday to go to the movies with some friends. We saw “Kung Fu Panda“. HELLA FUNNY!

From reviews I’d seen, I expected it to be a little bit funnier and I wasn’t altogether satisfied with the ending, but I would still highly recommend it. I wasn’t even mad that I paid evening prices. “The Incredibles” still reigns as my favorite animated movie of the last 15 years though.

I also watched “30 Days of Night” on DVD. Those of you who know me, know that I LOVE anything that has vampires, witches, fairies, werewolves, etc. This was no exception. It was definitely different and again, can’t say that I’m totally happy with the ending, but I enjoyed it. If you like horror movies, you should check it out.

I will be around today/tonight and most of tomorrow as far as I know. Let’s fuck!

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Dude calls…decides he wants to buy some pics while we’re talking. Cool. That’s fine with me. He does the paid mail thing and then says “I clicked the link but it’s just taking me to your homepage.” It wasn’t. It might LOOK like a “home page” (who says home page anymore anyway?), but it was my picture page. I tell him to scroll down and he’ll see what he needs.

He’s still not quite understanding. I’m like, “Um, scroll DOWN.” He didn’t read the email he paid for, which clearly instructs him to click the picture of the gallery that he’s purchased, so he starts ranting about how the link isn’t taking him where he needs to be. I repeat several times that he needs to click the PICTURE of the gallery that he wants to see and the log in will come up.

He starts blah’ing about how he does computers for a living and I’m thinking to myself, “Well, obviously you don’t READ for a living because I’ve sold thousands of picture sets and I’ve NEVER had anyone have a problem figuring out how to get to it.” It says RIGHT THERE on the page “Click the picture to get to the log in page once you have the password.” It says it in the email he got too.

Bottom line is that he’s a complete ass who couldn’t find an elephant in a 20×20 room. Of course we hang up and I know there’s bad feedback coming even though only 3 minutes of the call were even remotely connected to the actual subject matter he called for.

SO FUCK YOU, Trevortime. And yeah, I know that a lot of flirts recommend against this kind of retaliation, but every once in awhile, it’s called for. If one flirt reads this entry and then sees a call coming in from him and declines it because she knows he’s an asshole, my work here is done!

I know that’s not very “sweetie” of me, but my GOD, I can only take so much. One guy slams me last week because I don’t know 1,000 different brands and characteristics of panty hose. I live in So. Cal. I don’t WEAR panty hose. I was totally willing to go with it and ask 1,000 questions and hear about how Silken Mist is your favorite, but holy shit. I did the absolute BEST I could and then a week later he leaves me 1 star with “hmmm” as written feedback.

Then a guy calls for TWO MINUTES, talks about blow job (which I rock at) and then busts out some crazy incest crap out of left field and hangs up when I say I can’t talk about that. He leaves 1 star with “nope”.

I’m just exasperated.