I sent out that pathetic, desperate email and you guys came to the rescue. I had a couple of days have were awesome on the phones! YAY! special shout outs to the following dudes:

PvtBeaker - we hadn’t talked for almost a YEAR, but that call was just as awesome as any other we’ve ever had. Thanks for being cool.
A new East coaster who’s called a few times…your phone SUCKED today, but we got back on track! YAY!
The meanest school teacher - threaten to kill, maim or otherwise permanently damage me as long as you give me a chance to earn my A! lol so good to hear from you after so long.
Kalen - mmm bi or not, you’re hot as hell and I love every call with you. So glad you’re still around…
kendog714 - that next door neighbor fantasy is yummy. Love that.

I went and saw the boy on Saturday. It was amazing, of course. It’s been a couple of months since we broke up now and there’s no real reunion on the horizon, but it’s nice to still see him every once in awhile. The sex was surprisingly phenomenal, honestly. I knew it would be good because it had been so long, but he busted out some new tricks and I was highly impressed.

Yesterday I just stayed home pretty much and then went out to dinner with my roomie. It was slow again yesterday and featuring just straight up is not working for me anymore so I do need to figure something out here soon. Like I said, I had a couple of really good days, but then it died right back down. I have been looking for another job, but so far haven’t seen anything that I’m interested in.

I think I’ll try to work on a story today. My roomie’s gonna get mad at me because I won’t want to go to the gym, but if I stay here and play Dance, Dance Revolution as my work out, at least I can take calls while I’m doing it. A trip to the gym is usually at least 2 hrs. away from the house because it takes us about 15 mins. to get there.

So hey, hit me up if you see me online or taking calls! Hope you all had a great weekend

I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting since I’ve had this blog. Crazy, huh? I think it’s a combination of being busy, being slow on the phones and feeling like no one would really read it anyway and just feeling uninspired to write. Stuff has been going on though!

I did spend time with Erin like I said I would. It was fabulous. We chilled, watched movies, did a few calls, had sex, spring cleaned her place, did some shopping. Combined with the fact that my new bf gave me $500 right before I went to see her and so I didn’t really have to worry about taking time off, it couldn’t have been better.

I’ve been working out like crazy for a couple of reasons. I needed to get back into the gym just in general cause I’d stopped and I never feel that good when I’m not exercising regularly and I also need to just get my energy out since I’m not having sex very often anymore. Since my break up with the boy, we’ve fucked a couple of times but that’s over and they were weeks apart anyway.

I’ve been dating but so far no luck…no one I wanted to see more than once or sleep with, so working out like a maniac keeps me from humping every hot guy I see walking by me. The funny thing is that it’s easier for me to cum when I’m in awesome shape, so masturbating doesn’t take any time at all and seems to be satisfying me for the time being. I also sleep like the dead when I work out really hard and my body’s still adjusting, so if you don’t see me on as late as I normally am, that’s why. I can’t keep my eyes open past 11:30 or so!

Last Friday I got a $500 Amazon gift certificate from a totally awesome guy who has called me a few times and done really great, long calls. It came out of NOWHERE though and I was so shocked, amazed and excited. It really couldn’t have come at a better time either, can you say “Christmas presents”? I should be able to cover almost all the shopping I need to do with that one gift certificate.

I have a picnic lunch/movie date tomorrow and then a tennis date on Saturday morning. I can’t even remember the last time I played tennis, but it might be fun to get out and do something active with someone new. He seems like a nice guy, if a bit of a square for me. I’m trying to keep an open mind though and date some nice guys. I can’t force myself to be attracted to one, but I can certainly give myself a chance to be. Hopefully I will be able to. I’m tired of assholes.

Erin and I are gonna hang out again next week! YAY! She’s trying to get Sunday off and if she does, we’ll probably do some calls, so get ready for that if you like to call us when we’re together! I hope she gets it off cause if she does, she’s going to come down here and then we can go to the FAIR! I love, love, love the fair. I went opening day cause it was cheap and had a blast.

Anyway, I plan to be on all day/evening today so I hope some of you are horny and give me a call! I am in a chatty, good mood today.

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Ooh, I have a new boyfriend. I woke up this morning and had THIS in my inbox!

I love being spoiled. This is going to a whole new phone system. I love my corded phone/wireless headset system that I have, but the quality of sound is going and after three years of pretty constant use, I think the poor thing is just getting worn out.

Another flirt told me about this phone, which is cordless and BlueTooth enabled so I can answer my house phone and cell phone from the same headset. The cool thing though is that you can assign ring tones to different phone numbers, just like a cell phone! That way if I’m downstairs doing dishes or something, I can hear the expansion handset ring and know right away whether it’s a work call and I need to stop what I’m doing and run to my room or I can just answer it!

Then once I have everyone programmed in, I’ll know whether it’s Erin, my mom, a friend, etc. or if it just rings, I don’t need to answer it and can just let it go to voice mail. Super sweet.

My only concern is that the bluetooth sound quality might not quite be what I’m used to. If that’s the case, maybe I will just get a corded headset for the cordless phone and carry it around with me. Actually, I’m not sure WHAT I’ll do in that case, because if I need to carry around the handset, I wouldn’t need the ring tone feature since caller ID would do the job….UGH, so confusing. I will just wait to cross that bridge if/when I come to it.

Anyway, my point about all of this was that I have a new phone boyfriend! YAY! It’s been awhile since I’ve really had a great guy want to spoil me and this guy even says he’s going to write me love letters. I can’t wait.

Calls have actually been pretty great in general lately. I have my new cyber bf, then I got a call from a bi curious guy who’s SUPER hot that I hadn’t talked to in awhile and a traveling sissy who I enjoy talking to as well. They all three tipped me really well after our calls too. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

I’m not sure what I’m doing tonight, but I have plans tomorrow night. A big group of friends is gonna go to dinner and then to midnight bowling! I am NOT going to drink. No no no, drinking has not been good for me lately.

Then next week, Erin is off all week and I will definitely be spending a few days with her. I’m really excited. Her man just broke it off with her and I am recently single too, so we might go on one of our infamous double dates! ha ha Those can be kinda fun.

In other news, I’ve gotten my ass back into the gym. I went yesterday for the first time in months and it felt great. My Polar heart monitor watch is dead though so I need a new battery for it and I can’t find my chest strap! The stupid straps are like $65 or something and even though my watch was like $150, they have cute pink ones for girls that are only $90, so I might just buy a whole new watch. I guess I will look for my strap a little harder and if I can’t find it…

Anyway, I’m gonna go hunt down some lunch. Hope we get to talk soon!

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I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.

Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.

I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.

One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.

He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.

He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.

Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.

It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.

She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.

We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!

We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.

Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.

It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!

We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.

I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha

Talk to you soon hopefully!

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Wow. That was by far one of the most stressful things I’ve ever gone through. It was amazing though.

I pretty much took four complete days off. Thursday I spent running around with my roomie buying last minute stuff. I went to the boy’s Thursday night after the rehearsal dinner (that’s over again for sure, now we’re not even going to be casual lovers anymore) so when I got home on Friday, we cleaned the house and finished getting everything packed up so we could load it up easily on Friday.

We also went en groupe to get our nails done Friday night after Erin arrived. That was fun! We all got pedicures and either manicures or full sets. My cousin turned into bridezilla for a minute and made me get french tips, which I hate, but lovingly did just for her. Then we all went out to dinner. We went to sleep pretty early that night, around 11.

Saturday is kind of a blur. We woke up early, all excited. All of us but Erin went to get our hair done at a nice salon. I’d gotten my colored on Thursday and I got it cut and styled on Saturday. It looked nice! One of the bridesmaids got her hair cut kinda short and it looked adorable. My cousin got the full on “bridal look” with her hair completely curled and halfway up so her tiara looked pretty.

It was nuts. A few things did go wrong…mainly, my dress BROKE. The zipper had always stuck a little bit, but we figured we’d just get a guy to yank on it the day of and it would go because it zipped when it wasn’t on me. Wrong. A guy yanked on it and it zipped for a second, but then the zipper completely split open. The dress was tight too, very tight….but luckily, one of the moms there had a needle and thread and she straight sewed me into the dress. It was out of control.

They messed up when we were walking in too. The groom’s sisters were singing and we were supposed to walk out after that, but the pastor and groom walked out WHILE they were singing. So everyone was looking for us, wondering where the hell we were…and we were waiting for the song we were supposed to hear. Then we were supposed to pause at the end of the aisle for pictures and the photographer didn’t take any when we were standing there! So I finally just started walking and then he snapped one. Duh.

Then the guy played the wrong f’ing song when my cousin was supposed to start walking. It was a little bit of a mess. Her dad was so nervous, he was visibly shaking like he had some kind of disease. Poor guy! I felt so bad for him.

The ceremony was nice though. We all had a few moments when the pastor kept saying “obey” to my cousin in the vows. I’m sure we were all wondering why the hell they didn’t take that out! The second or third time he said it, I almost lost it and started laughing. I’m glad I managed to hold it in.

The food was great, dancing was great and we set my camera up in the corner with a remote to act like a little photo booth. That was fun. Afterward, we all went back to our house to party. Drugs, alcohol and hilarity flowed and everyone had a great time.

I slept until 1 or so yesterday, fought with the boy because he didn’t come to the wedding and just generally chilled and recouped. Believe me, I needed it. I did end up taking more time off than I thought I would so now I need to stay logged in as much as I can for the next few days and try to catch up a little bit.

Talk to you soon!