too, too funny

June 30th, 2015

Just got off a call with a panty boy. At one point during the call, I asked him if he had any toys he could practice sucking dick on. This is what he said:

“No, but sometimes I eat bananas seductively.”

HA HA HA HA

OMG that shit was hilarious.  Thanks for making me laugh, new panty boy dude. I appreciate it..

I’m here!

June 1st, 2015

Ok, I had a caller call me out on the fact that I hadn’t posted in my blog in a long time…so here I am!

It’s kinda funny because years ago when I was doing calls full time and partying a ton/fucking a lot, I always felt like I had something to write about. Now that I’m a bit older, more settled, hanging out with friends who are settled in long term relationships (even though I’m single again, ugh), it just feels like I don’t have much to talk about that YOU would be interested in reading.

Last weekend was AMAZING for calls though. I was so busy, I barely had time to eat. One guy called in like ten times total? We did tease and denial that lasted TWO DAYS! Actually, more than that…because I made him wait til the third day when his wife got home to cum during sex. I thought that’d be better than just jerking off.

So I’m happy and excited to be back and to see my call volume picking up…and then the last two days happened. I think I got maybe two calls? And one of them I had to say no to 🙁 But over the years, I’ve realized that the up/down nature of the call volume might be one of the things that draws me to it.

Last time I was doing calls full time, I had a certain goal to reach…but sometimes I’d miss it by $50 or more and sometimes I’d exceed it by over a grand (not very often, but hey, sometimes is accurate). It was common for me to go over my goal by $100 and things pretty much always evened out and I made the same amount every month within a few hundred dollars.

Building things back up is harder though…I can miss my goal by over $100 and when I go over, it’s usually not more than $200 that I go over. So it’s harder for things to balance out. Here’s to hoping that will keep improving and I won’t have many more days like yesterday! (Saturday was actually kind of saved by one long call I had….hey to you if you’re reading this!)

Today all I have on my schedule is to mail back a computer I bought a week or two ago. I got a Microsoft Surface 3 and saying that it’s a piece of shit is a huge understatement. I’ve had the volume stop working, the touch screen stop working, the internet is slow as shit and then guess what? A week or so in to owning it, I realized that the cameras weren’t working and Microsoft said the only fix was to reset the entire thing back to factory default! So the hours of installing software and setting things up the way I needed them would be wasted. So fuck it, sending the damn thing back. If you’re thinking about getting one, don’t.

Now I don’t know WHAT to do. I kinda liked the tablet/laptop combo, but the Surface was the only one in the $500 range that seemed good. Bleh. I guess I’ll spend the next few days deciding.

ANYWAY…there’s my update! I’m spending most of every day signed in now, so hopefully you’ll call and say hi soon 🙂.


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