Porn is so hilarious!

April 26th, 2010

Special shout out to hqsabre, who called me yesterday and had me watch some porn with him again. It was awhile back, but we’d watched this one before where the music was so hilariously hick country that I recorded it on my computer and posted it here on this blog to make fun of it. To date, that was the funniest thing I’d ever seen in a porno. Until yesterday.

We started watching this one movie that was a combo teacher/student role play and cuckold fantasy. The girl needed to pass the class, her boyfriend was waiting outside and the professor had a huge black dick. Of course, he told her he’d pass her if she fucked him.

Right as she was about to climb onto that huge dick for a ride, her boyfriend came in to see what was taking so long. The second he appears, she launches into a more cuckold type fantasy and starts humiliating him.

But here’s the funny part…we skipped ahead so I’m not positive exactly how this line of conversation came about, but the black dude says to the boyfriend, “You like hip hop music? Why don’t you rap while I’m fucking your girl?”

And then the chick starts encouraging him to “bust some rhymes” and the dude’s like “hippity hop” over and over again. The girl says “what the hell? hippity hop is all you can come up with?” and SHE starts free styling!

I was laughing so hard, I swear I almost passed out. It’s like they put out these ridiculous pornos just cause they can!

SO FUNNY!

Friday night, me and a bunch of our friends played poker here at the house. We play frequently and for money, but what usually ends up happening is that the girls get tired of playing and make stupid bets after 4 or 5 hours cause we just don’t care anymore.

So we came up with a way to MAKE the girls care about the game. We said that whoever lost had to put a picture of themselves making a “LOSER” sign on their forehead up on their Facebook profile for an entire day.

You’d better bet that the final 3 was ALL GIRLS, baby! I played to the death, but still came in second. The next day, we all put our pictures up and it was so funny.

So next time, we’re gonna play either for money or for something humiliating…that way everyone will have their ultimate motivation for winning. Good plan, right? 🙂

Hope you all are having a good week. I’m gonna be around a lot this week, hope you give me a call and have some fun!.

Happy 420 everyone!

April 20th, 2010

Check out this clip posted by Tosh.0 about a dude who bids 420 on stuff when he’s a contestant on “The Price is Right” SO HILARIOUS! CLICK HERE!

I love Tosh.0, it’s definitely one of my favorite shows. If you don’t watch it, you’re totally missing out. Find it on On Demand or online somehow!

Hope you’re all having a good spring so far. I am! We’ve been enjoying the warmer weather, just jumping right back in to grilling and hanging out outside like it’s summer again already. Grilled pineapple is the bomb diggity, yo.

Anyone have advice on how to humanely get a dog to STOP BARKING? This neighbor dog is driving me bat shit..

So proud!

April 8th, 2010

I had a hole in my pillow and I sewed it all by myself. YAY ME!

I’m so horny today, not sure quite what’s going on. So I sent out an email to everyone with a couple of free pics and a short little recording. Hope it inspired you (if you got it)!

Here’s the recording, in case you were wondering…..


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