Happy SUMMER!

July 28th, 2009

Seems like there’s a heat wave going out throughout the country. I don’t really watch the news, but I’ve gathered this info from talking to the guys who are calling me. My area hasn’t been terribly bad, just in the 80’s or so. I have A/C and stay comfortably cool in my bedroom or laying out on the beach. No problems here!

I normally don’t see much of a “summer slow down” on my phones in the summer, but I think I might just be seeing a bit of it here lately. I’ve noticed a few regulars not calling in as often and stuff like that. Nothing catastrophic, but I’ve noticed it. Always seems to happen when I am feeling most talkative too. Hmm. Weird coincidence, huh?

Kinda the opposite of that though, I have also noticed the return of a few guys. I think I commented on that a few entries ago and I will mention another one that’s happened recently….my original “pink panty boy” jweb2633 has come back to me after a couple of years of calling cam girls instead of me.Β Don’t get me wrong, I can understand the appeal of cam chicks…but I also think it’s a very different service altogether.

He’s back though! Wearing his pink thong and fantasizing with me about sucking cocks of all types! Welcome back! πŸ™‚

I have also been having a lot of fun with a guy who calls and just wants to talk about normal stuff while he masturbates though. It’s refreshing to talk about books, movies, working out, relationships, etc. while he chokes the chicken and I just talk. So many guys say that they just like my voice so much, I could be saying almost anything and it would get them off. That’s one of the very reasons I started doing this job in the first place!

Hope you’re having a great summer so far. Call me and let’s catch up! Just don’t ask me to do any crunches, ok?Β My abs are sore from working out with my trainer yesterday.Β πŸ™‚.

Cock biting and puppy puke!

July 15th, 2009

HA HA! Ok, that might be the weirdest blog title I’ve ever had, but those are two of the topics that came up on calls yesterday.

I don’t even know how the first one came up. We were talking and all of the sudden, we got onto the subject of rape somehow (not as a fantasy, we weren’t against TOS here) and I said that I thought if I ever had someone trying to force themselves on me, I would bite their cock off. I figure, even if I were scared they’d hurt me, they might be a bit too distracted by the fact that their dick just got bitten off to really run after me or shoot me.

Not that I know how often rapists ask for blow jobs beforehand…I guess some of them are probably too smart for that, right? ANYWAY…good lord, the weird shit I talk about.

Then I had a call later and seconds after the call started, I noticed that my new puppy had tossed his dog biscuits onto my bed (aka puked). We got on a roll and were laughing about it for a few minutes before we finally got down to business. It was kinda funny to go from laughing about dog vomit to a fantasy where the guy wanted to jerk off, suck and then get fucked by three guys (yes, in succession) before getting fucked by my huge strap-on, but hey…it was fun!

So yeah, yesterday was a great day for calls. Today has been a ghost town! Where are y’all? Come play with me! πŸ™‚.

Have a great weekend everyone!

July 9th, 2009

I’m off on a camping trip. Don’t miss me too much! I’ll be back on Sunday πŸ™‚.

So much goin’ on!

July 6th, 2009

Hey everyone! Hope you had an awesome Fourth of July weekend! How cool is it that it fell on a Saturday this year? I had a great time, had some friends over, watched everyone get totally shit faced drunk and set off fireworks. Good times!

I got a puppy on Saturday! She’s so cute, only 9 wks. old!! She has fleas though, I woke up this morning covered in flea bites (sexy, huh?) so I have to go get her some flea shampoo. She’s been doing great with potty training, she’s a little genius. She looks just like a dog I had when I was growing up. Can’t wait to see if she’s as cool as he was!

I’m off to go shopping in a few minutes. I’m going camping this weekend with some friends and I need EVERYTHING. Feel like tippin’ me so I can take this time off and not have my bottom line suffer? πŸ™‚

Wish me luck not forgetting something. Don’t you hate that? You get out there in the middle of nowhere and you’re like “Fuck, I forgot my swim suit!” haha Hopefully I will remember everything. I’d rather be over prepared than underprepared. I don’t even know where we’re going yet, everyone else is in charge of that stuff.

Alright, just wanted to post real fast so you all know that I’m still alive and kickin’. Anyone else SUPER excited for Harry Potter next week?

Talk to you soon!.


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