blasts from the past…
In the past 48 hrs., I’ve had two callers who hadn’t called me in a long time contact me. One of them hadn’t called in over 2 yrs. He said last time we talked, we’d gotten into some kind of fight. I didn’t remember it, but I had put in my notes on Niteflirt that he’d blocked me so I had blocked him as well.
He says he doesn’t remember what the fight was about, but he knows it was his fault and he apologized.
The second guy hadn’t called in over a year and said he just hadn’t been calling anyone. So how weird is that? Both of them showing up within the same couple of days.
On the same weird note, I sent out an email today with a free minute and a picture and FIVE of my TOP callers of all time had blocked me. I thought about calling Niteflirt to see if there was some kind of glitch…not because I necessarily thought that none of them could have blocked me, I hadn’t talked to any of these particular guys in quite awhile. I thought that it might be a glitch because it would be entirely too odd for all 5 of them to have blocked me between my last email and now.
Usually when I send out a mass email, I don’t even get a notice that ONE guy has blocked me…much less 5 of my all time best callers. Seems too bizarre.
Oh well, like I said, none of them had called me in awhile. So it’s not like I was losing any calls or anything. I’d gotten into a weird conversation with one of them, he liked to act like he was my counselor or something and I was a bit tired of him trying to tell me what to do all the time when we were just chatting. Another one I fucked and um, let’s just say that it didn’t go all that well. Yep, I said it. Call me if you want to hear the story haha I’ll be honest.
In other news, my damn roommate and our best friend have gotten me addicted to playing poker online! OH THE HORROR! We don’t play for real money, but still…it’s ridiculous. I swear, if it’s not one time waster, it’s another. I hop from hobby to hobby like a horny rabid bunny who can’t decide which girl bunny it wants to stick its dick into.
Ok so stop reading now if you want to preserve your image of me as a totally girly girl cause I’m about to say something gross…
Do egg yolks make your poots smell bad?
Here’s why I ask…so my roomies have a little 3 yr. old boy, right? He’s adorable, I’m his “auntie” and I love him and stuff. He’s a cool dude. He hunted easter eggs this year so we’ve had a lot of boiled eggs around.
Now, I’m a vegetarian and I eat eggs frequently, but normally I will take organic, cage free eggs and make an omelette out of them. I’ll put 3 egg whites to 1 whole egg and put sauteed veggies in it. My favorite is zucchini, bell pepper and garlic. I’ll put a little sprinkle of cheese too. Tastes great, good source of protein and with a piece of whole wheat toast and a piece of fruit, it’s a totally balanced breakfast.
Now since we have all these boiled eggs though, I’ve just been eating two of them in the morning with a piece of toast and a banana or some pineapple or something. And I’ve noticed that my poots are stinky, whereas normally when I break wind, you can’t smell anything.
Is it the egg yolks that’s doing it?! lol
I know, gross, but I just went to get a load of laundry out and I tooted and was like “damn”. So I figured I would share. Don’t you love me for it? HA HA HA!
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Btw, for the first time in awhile, I actually feel like doing a “shout out” to a GREAT new caller I have…he’s amazing and I can’t wait to talk to him again, but a shout out would be useless because he doesn’t have a computer. Can you believe it? Me neither.
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