Hey boys! I know so many of you love to fantasize about getting fucked by a hot girl wearing a strap on…probably about as much as I like doing it! So I wrote out the story of the first time I ever did it. It’s only $5 for over 2,000 words. Check it out and let me know what you think!

As most of you know, Erin (my ex girlfriend of three years and best friend of over 10) and I broke up last Sept. or so. She started dating a new guy and immediately just fell into the relationship so hard that we didn’t even talk. We argued every few weeks about how she dropped our friendship and she promised she would do better and then never did.

I called her a month ago and she didn’t call me back. Two days after I left her a message, she Myspace’d me and I went OFF on her for doing that. We hadn’t talked since then. She called me two nights ago because I texted her something and again, her new man was right there, listening to everything she was saying and butting into the conversation. She asked me then if she could call me yesterday and then she didn’t.

She did call me today though and we talked for a couple of hours. She’s engaged.

Yeah, I was floored. She hasn’t even been dating this guy for 6 months yet. They’re moving in together at the end of this month. I’m still really angry with her for dropping me like that, acting like I don’t matter to her anymore. Even if we weren’t “together” anymore, we were still friends. She says I’ll always be her best friend, blah blah, but words don’t really mean anything to me…actions do.

So we’ll see what happens. I can’t exactly be happy for her, I really don’t like the guy. Her fault for only telling me bad stuff about him though, really. The one time I did see him, he looked like he’d just finished a stint living on the streets and he was rude and standoffish. My friends thought he looked like a bum too. None of her family likes him, they think she can do better. They think he’s kinda dumb and that she’s just settling because she’s been single so long.

She says she realizes that she’s been stupid for not maintaining her friendships and like I said, we’ll see what happens. I don’t really believe that it bothers her that much…when she has a man, she doesn’t need anyone else.

In other news, I’m going out to dinner with my roomies later but should be on and taking calls otherwise. I’m on the second page of Phone Sex Central too! Please vote for me using the link below so I can stay on page 2 at least until it resets tomorrow night! Thanks so much for voting for me and helping me get to where I am (you know who you are).

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“Zack and Miri Make a Porno”

Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended.
Zack: Well, who’s your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah.
Brandon: Then not you.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY….the way he says it cracks me up.

I made that pathetic post and then sent out an even more pathetic email and you guys swooped in to the rescue! YAY!

Click HERE to hear me thanking you!

After two days of making absolutely nada, I had a great day yesterday. What’s kinda funny is that by far the best call I had (over 2 hrs. from a guy I absolutely adore talking to) wasn’t even a result of the email. He hadn’t even seen it…it was just a complete coincidence that he decided to call.

But thanks to the guy who bought three pics for $30 just so I’d make something, the guy who held out 10 whole minutes just so I could cum with him, Larry (at call 103 now) and my late night role player. You guys all rock! Thanks so much for calling yesterday to cheer me up.

Today hasn’t been horrible. I’m really working hard at trying to figure out new ways to market myself since Niteflirt just seems to be dying or something. I’m going to write up a story tonight and post it in a Yahoo group one of my callers moderates. It’s very sweet of him to let me do that.

I did finally leave my house today. I hadn’t left for three days, I realized. I wasn’t making any money so I didn’t want to leave and maybe miss a call. I’d worked out one of the days here with some weights, but I hadn’t been to the gym in too long. So I went today and did a 45 minute conditioning work out and then spent half an hour jogging. I feel great. Now if only my roomie hadn’t gotten lasagna for us to have for dinner! There goes that 500 calories!

I’ll be home all night tonight…I will probably sign out to watch American Idol with my cousin and a friend of ours. Yes, it’s from last night but oh well. I probably wouldn’t have voted anyway.

Talk to you soon!

So I had an awesome time on Saturday taking calls but since then it’s been deader than a doornail! I’ve been on for 5 hours today and haven’t gotten ONE CALL.

What’s going on!? What’s up, peeps. Isn’t anyone horny?