Brand new story!

February 24th, 2009

Hey boys! I know so many of you love to fantasize about getting fucked by a hot girl wearing a strap on…probably about as much as I like doing it! So I wrote out the story of the first time I ever did it. It’s only $5 for over 2,000 words. Check it out and let me know what you think!

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Erin update.

February 21st, 2009

As most of you know, Erin (my ex girlfriend of three years and best friend of over 10) and I broke up last Sept. or so. She started dating a new guy and immediately just fell into the relationship so hard that we didn’t even talk. We argued every few weeks about how she dropped our friendship and she promised she would do better and then never did.

I called her a month ago and she didn’t call me back. Two days after I left her a message, she Myspace’d me and I went OFF on her for doing that. We hadn’t talked since then. She called me two nights ago because I texted her something and again, her new man was right there, listening to everything she was saying and butting into the conversation. She asked me then if she could call me yesterday and then she didn’t.

She did call me today though and we talked for a couple of hours. She’s engaged.

Yeah, I was floored. She hasn’t even been dating this guy for 6 months yet. They’re moving in together at the end of this month. I’m still really angry with her for dropping me like that, acting like I don’t matter to her anymore. Even if we weren’t “together” anymore, we were still friends. She says I’ll always be her best friend, blah blah, but words don’t really mean anything to me…actions do.

So we’ll see what happens. I can’t exactly be happy for her, I really don’t like the guy. Her fault for only telling me bad stuff about him though, really. The one time I did see him, he looked like he’d just finished a stint living on the streets and he was rude and standoffish. My friends thought he looked like a bum too. None of her family likes him, they think she can do better. They think he’s kinda dumb and that she’s just settling because she’s been single so long.

She says she realizes that she’s been stupid for not maintaining her friendships and like I said, we’ll see what happens. I don’t really believe that it bothers her that much…when she has a man, she doesn’t need anyone else.

In other news, I’m going out to dinner with my roomies later but should be on and taking calls otherwise. I’m on the second page of Phone Sex Central too! Please vote for me using the link below so I can stay on page 2 at least until it resets tomorrow night! Thanks so much for voting for me and helping me get to where I am (you know who you are).


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omg so funny

February 19th, 2009

“Zack and Miri Make a Porno”

Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, but you’re not my demographic so I’m not offended.
Zack: Well, who’s your demographic?
Brandon: Do you like pussy?
Zack: Yeah.
Brandon: Then not you.

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY….the way he says it cracks me up..

Ok, phew, that was better!

February 19th, 2009

I made that pathetic post and then sent out an even more pathetic email and you guys swooped in to the rescue! YAY!

Click HERE to hear me thanking you!

After two days of making absolutely nada, I had a great day yesterday. What’s kinda funny is that by far the best call I had (over 2 hrs. from a guy I absolutely adore talking to) wasn’t even a result of the email. He hadn’t even seen it…it was just a complete coincidence that he decided to call.

But thanks to the guy who bought three pics for $30 just so I’d make something, the guy who held out 10 whole minutes just so I could cum with him, Larry (at call 103 now) and my late night role player. You guys all rock! Thanks so much for calling yesterday to cheer me up.

Today hasn’t been horrible. I’m really working hard at trying to figure out new ways to market myself since Niteflirt just seems to be dying or something. I’m going to write up a story tonight and post it in a Yahoo group one of my callers moderates. It’s very sweet of him to let me do that.

I did finally leave my house today. I hadn’t left for three days, I realized. I wasn’t making any money so I didn’t want to leave and maybe miss a call. I’d worked out one of the days here with some weights, but I hadn’t been to the gym in too long. So I went today and did a 45 minute conditioning work out and then spent half an hour jogging. I feel great. Now if only my roomie hadn’t gotten lasagna for us to have for dinner! There goes that 500 calories!

I’ll be home all night tonight…I will probably sign out to watch American Idol with my cousin and a friend of ours. Yes, it’s from last night but oh well. I probably wouldn’t have voted anyway.

Talk to you soon!

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Hello? Is there anybody out there?

February 17th, 2009

So I had an awesome time on Saturday taking calls but since then it’s been deader than a doornail! I’ve been on for 5 hours today and haven’t gotten ONE CALL.

What’s going on!? What’s up, peeps. Isn’t anyone horny?.

Happy Valentine’s Day, boys!

February 14th, 2009

Sorry I haven’t been updating my blog lately. It seems like I don’t do anything but apologize for that anymore and I don’t even really know how many of you are even reading it. But to those who are, sorry!

I’ve still been dating. I didn’t see the guy I posted about last time again, I guess he just wasn’t aggressive enough. I want a man’s man…someone who chases me. Telling me you want to see me again and then waiting for me to suggest something just doesn’t work for me.

There’s been an insane comedy of errors that have led to three dates with another boy though. Last night was date number 3. We finally really made out pretty heavy and it was nice. Even though it got really passionate and I completely soaked my panties, it just wasn’t “it”, you know?

The boy texted my cousin yesterday and asked if he should leave me alone. She said yes. It’s been two weeks now since I’ve talked to him. I think it’s finally over, but I can never settle for anything that’s not as passionate as what I had with him.

So today is Valentine’s Day and I plan to be home all day and taking calls since I didn’t work at all yesterday. It was nice to have an entire day off. Today is my free day from the gym and eating healthy though, so I’ll probably take a trip somewhere to get food at some point. Don’t miss me too much if I do haha I’ll be back soon if I’m not signed in.

The new boy is kinda broke right now cause he just got back from active duty and had to shell out a bunch of money for moving and stuff (I guess they don’t pay for stuff like that when you’re just in the reserves) so he didn’t even bring me so much as a rose last night. He did pay for dinner, but still. I’m unimpressed. Date 3 is our Valentine’s Day dinner and he didn’t even get me a $3 box of chocolates? Hmm. No good.

Anyway, hope to talk to you soon! I’m bored, lonely and not feeling creative enough to write a story today…maybe I will later. Talk to you soon!


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Hello peeps!

February 7th, 2009

Whew, a lot has been going on. I’m officially back in the dating world, had my first date last night. It went well, he was really nice and very much a gentleman. He already asked me out again and I’m not sure whether I’m going to go. There wasn’t really any chemistry, ya know? My friends keep saying that maybe I should try giving someone like that a chance because those are the types of guys you can actually have relationships with, but I guess I just like to live dangerously. What can I say? I’m a bad girl.

I have another date tonight and then one tomorrow too. I don’t have any problems GETTING dates, it seems to be that my problem is finding someone I want to date repeatedly.

I’m doing way better with not contacting the boy though. It’s been over a week now and I deleted him from my AIM and myspace so I can’t see his status or his updates. I just need to sever all contact whatsoever this time. I’m positive he will attempt to contact me, but I’m sure I won’t even be tempted this time.

I’m taking today off from working out. Thursday I did a new circuit training routine I got from Bob Harper’s (dude from The Biggest Loser) book and it kicked my ASS! I was so sore yesterday, I could barely move but I dragged myself to the gym anyway to walk for 45 minutes and boy am I glad I did. Usually the second day after a tough work out is the worst for soreness, but I’m actually already feeling better. My legs are definitely less painful.

Tonight we’re having a little get together here at the house for one of our friends. I’m debating letting this new boy come over here as opposed to just going out somewhere with him. First date though, not sure if it would be cool. He seems to be a “life of the party” kinda guy and he’s down so I think it would probably be ok, but what if he’s a crazy stalker type!? lol Then he’d know where I live! I guess if he were though, he could probably manage to last a few dates and then I’d invite him here eventually anyway. Guess you just never know.

I plan to be signed in for a few hours right now anyway though. Thanks to those of you who responded to the email I sent out with that picture. I got a lot of great compliments from it and a few awesome calls too. You know who you are….especially you, who I complained about Niteflirt stuff to for a thousand hours before we finally did “it”. You rock.

Give me a call, boys! I’m ready and waiting! Oh and btw, one of my callers has been helping me stay closer to the top of the list on Phone Sex Central. It only takes a minute to vote and I’d really appreciate it if you would do that! I get some good calls from it when I’m close to the top of the list. Just click below! Thanks.


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ha ha ha it worked!

February 3rd, 2009

I’ve talked in this blog before about Niteflirt’s scoring system that compares each listing to other listings on the site and then gives it a rating based on how well it performs. This score is broken down into three sections and the first one is “click rate”. That’s how often guys click your listing compared to other listings in the same category.

Now my purchase rate and customer value scores are good. So once a guy gets INTO my listing, chances are he’s gonna see my amazing tits, read my feedback and surf my site a little bit and call me 😛 but my problem is getting guys to click it. I guess my titles or whatever just aren’t catchy or dirty enough.

So I decided to try something. I changed the title on my highest rated listing that had a score of 3 out of 10 to “Totally insane chick wants 2 lick your eyeballs!” to see if my click rate would go up. Hey, maybe guys would see it and go “WHAT THE FUCK!?” and click!

Guess what? It worked! Well, it worked a little bit. I was only on for awhile yesterday and I can’t really afford to feature that listing very high, but it immediately went from a 3 (where it had been for months) to a 4 score.

Other than going to the gym today in about an hour, I should be home all day and taking calls, so I guess I’ll see if it improves even more. Too funny! I got an email from a caller who hadn’t called in awhile too and he thought it was funny too.

In other news, my roommate’s dog had puppies a couple of days ago. She had 11 and 9 of them survived. That’s a giant litter of puppies! We don’t know who the dad is but they look like pit bulls so maybe it’s a pit bull? The mom is a mix of chocolate lab and pit bull, the best dog ever. We’re calling the dad “mystery husband” til we take them in to get shots and get an opinion from the vet as to what they are.

One of them is sick though, he’s not eating or really moving much. We’ve been feedign him milk with a medicine dropper. I’ve got my fingers crossed that the little dude pulls through. They’re so adorable!

I’m done with the boy now and I’m going to start dating other guys again. I guess we’ll see how long it lasts, but I’m really disgusted this time so I think this might be it. We were back together for a couple of months there, but wow…he’s really fucked up this time. I don’t even want him anymore.

So I’m finishing up my tea and then I’m headed to the gym. I’ve been working out pretty hard lately trying to get those damn Christmas pounds off. I think generally I’m in good shape, but I’ve stepped it up from jogging to running and holy fuck…I feel like I’m gonna die sometimes when I get off that treadmill! It is starting to get a little easier, but damn. Running sucks! haha

Talk to you soon!


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