McDonald’s mini meals? wtf

January 27th, 2009

Is McDonald’s desperate for ad angles or what? They have these new ads for “mini meals” everywhere. I’m seeing them on tv, on the web (myspace has them all over), hearing them on the radio, and seeing them on billboards everywhere.

I have to ask, does McDonald’s think we’re stupid? I mean, I’m a vegetarian and I don’t really eat at McDonald’s very much, but I’ve been through the drive through plenty of times with friends who do. I’ll eat the fries sometimes or the salads or yogurt parfait.

The mini meals have a drink, a small fry and then either chicken nuggets, cheeseburger or the McChicken sandwich in them for $3. Um, ok. All of these items are on the dollar menu already. Do they think we’re so dumb that we can’t figure out how to make a meal on our own?

Actually, I should ask, does McDonald’s think that WOMEN are so dumb that we can’t figure that out on our own? These ads are targeted toward women, something about small meals for small appetites.

Not only that, but with the exception of the McChicken, these combos already exist in the form of a meal! Yeah, they come with a toy and a cardboard box, but still. Do they think that women are embarrassed to order a Happy Meal? None of my friends are. They do it all the time.

I hope John Stossel does one of his “give me a break” segments on this topic. Good lord, it’s retarded.

That said, here’s my update…I worked out super hard yesterday so I’m taking it easy today. I felt like I was getting sick so I slept for 11 hrs. last night and now I feel pretty much back to normal. Vitamins and water for me and I’m sure I’ll be back to 100% tomorrow.

It’s been crazy slow again. Well, I take that back. Calls are kinda schizo lately. I’ll have a day where I double my goal and then a day where I make half. I guess it all evens out, but it’s weird on the days where I make nothing. I’m just sitting there twiddling my thumbs, wondering why no one is calling lol

I think maybe it’s time to have my site redone. I just love the one I have soooo much, I don’t really want to say goodbye to it. How silly is that?

Anyway, I should be around all day today. Give me a call and say hi (or at least grunt in my ear or something).


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Just a quick shout!

January 24th, 2009

Forgot to do this when I should have, but wanted to give a quick shout out to Larry…Happy 100th call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 101 tonight, actually, but YAY!

After all this time, I’m still excited to see a call coming through from you. I hope you still look forward to making each of them.

I had a pretty good day…not on the phones though. It’s after 9 pm and I’m drinking a coffee so I can try my best to catch the really late Saturday night calls. On a good Sat., I can sometimes be busy til 3 am if I can keep my eyes open.

Here’s to hopin’!


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Well that plan backfired! ha ha ha

January 19th, 2009

So I just took a couple of days off, kinda by accident. Saturday was one of my good friend’s birthdays and everyone was planning to come back to our house afterward to play cards and drink so I spent all day Saturday cleaning house before I headed to the movies with another friend and her kids. We saw “Bedtime Stories”. It was ok.

I came back home just long enough to change and do my make up and then headed out to the restaurant. It was great because she was really surprised. Now I haven’t imbibed any alcohol since September or so and I figured that I might just drink a little that night since we were home and there were no boys I was in danger of jumping on (only friends who are very taken were here) so I started drinkin’ it up.

A few hours later, apparently I was doing shots one after another and fighting people for the liquor bottles. I have lost my memory of part of the night, but when I woke up, I was mostly naked with my hair in a bun and a bowl sitting on a towel next to my head. I spent all day yesterday puking and curled up in a little ball on the couch, wishing I were dead.

So no more drinking for me EVER! It was funny though, the cable guys had to come back out and fix some stuff with our phone lines and the guy was kinda cute. I was looking all kinds of a mess and when I told him I was sick but not contagious, he figured out what my problem was. We had to open the drapes so he could see what he was doing and when he left he thoughtfully closed them for me and told me he hopes I feel better. haha How sweet.

I feel better today. I’m taking my vitamins, drinking water and am planning to eat very healthfully all day. I won’t go back to the gym until tomorrow, but at least I’m feeling human today.

Since I accidentally took 2 days off, I will be on and taking calls all day today. Feeling frisky? I am too. I had a dream that I had a new female lover, a friend of mine that I don’t even think is bi. I’m pretty sure I actually had an orgasm during the dream, how cool is that? I can only remember that happening a few times before. It was yummy!.

Chef Nikki!

January 7th, 2009

I got some cookbooks at the library today to help me maybe break out of a creative rut I’ve gotten into in the kitchen lately. I’m trying to get back to a healthier lifestyle than the one I maintained through the holidays and it’s been tough! I did work out today but I ended up over on my calories due to stress eating. I had quite a show down with Directv, but I won’t get into that right now.

Anyway, I was thumbing through one of the cook books and saw a recipe I just couldn’t resist. Oddly enough, I had ALMOST all of the ingredients too, so here’s what I just made for tomorrow morning.

Cran blueberry Strata

8 slices of wheat bread cut into one inch cubes
1 cup low fat cream cheese
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/4 cup canned blueberries
1/4 cup dried cranberries, chopped
2/3 cup dried nonfat milk
6 eggs
pinch cinnamon
pinch nutmeg
tsp. vanilla

Place half the bread cubes in the bottom of an ungreased loaf pan. Top with the cream cheese mixed with the syrup. Layer on the cranberries and blueberries.
Mix milk powder, 1 cup water and other flavorings together and pour over the concoction.

Let sit at least 2 hrs. or overnight and bake at 375 for 35 mins. or until set.

I’ll let you know how it turns out in the am! I’ve been craving french toast and I think this is going to be delicious!

Btw, yes, I know that this isn’t exactly healthy, but at 300 calories or less per portion and 100% whole wheat bread and protein from the milk powder and the eggs, it’s not a horrible choice either!.

I’m goin’ back to Cali, Cali, Cali…I’m goin’ back to Cali.

January 6th, 2009

Well, actually, I guess that should be “I went back to Cali” hahah I’ve been back for a few days now. I got home and went straight to the boy’s house for the weekend. He just moved AGAIN and wanted me to see his new place. I helped them finish up the move and then stayed a couple of days.

We exchanged Christmas presents finally. He got me a Coach bag! WOOHOO! He got his mom a wallet and she watched me unwrap my present…she was so jealous! haha I don’t feel bad though, she may have given birth to him but I suck his dick. Not only that, she has plenty of money. She can buy her own darn designer purses.

I got him a fleshlight. He was surprised and very happy. He’d talked about wanting one a few times before. I made him promise that he’d send me a video of himself using it once he gets better. Oh yeah, he was sick the whole time I was there. Turns out he has bronchitis, but he still managed to fuck me.

Actually, he fucked me during a call! I was there so long, I signed in one night to try and make some money and my Aussie caller called. I went into the bedroom to talk and it turned the boy on so bad, about 10 minutes into the call, he comes strolling in totally naked and started fucking me right then and there. It was really hot.

That’s the second time he’s done that…I guess I should do calls more often when I’m with him. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I guess we’re back together. He called me his “girlfriend” to someone when he was talking on the phone and that’s the sign I always get from him that tells me when he considers us a couple again. UGH.

I gained a few pounds over the holidays so I’ve been back in the gym here lately. I think I’ll just play Wii today and burn some calories. Dance Dance Revolution is a pretty good work out once you get past the easy level.

I should be signed in all day today. Give me a call and let’s have some fun!.


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