Happy New Year’s, peeps!

December 31st, 2008

I have decided to stay up north and just stay in this year for New Year’s Eve. A few friends are going to come over and we’re gonna play poker and Wii and just hang out. I will be signed in all night because I took yesterday off, but won’t be at the computer much.

I took yesterday off to go see “Yes Man” with my sister. It was really funny! Sometimes I think I am too easily amused, but I definitely liked it. It’s not something you necessarily need to see at the theater, but I had a good time. Check out the website for the movie by clicking the poster below. How smooth is that? I want an awesome website like that!

yes man

Anyway, just wanted to check in. Yesterday was really slow on the phones, that’s why I ended up taking the day off. Hopefully today will be better?

Ok, Christmas…

December 29th, 2008

It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!



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December 29th, 2008

I just spent half an hour writing up a post about my Christmas and some bullshit with the Google tool bar happened and my thing disappeared! ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once I get over it, I’ll post again. I need a Valium.

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