Happy New Year’s, peeps!

December 31st, 2008

I have decided to stay up north and just stay in this year for New Year’s Eve. A few friends are going to come over and we’re gonna play poker and Wii and just hang out. I will be signed in all night because I took yesterday off, but won’t be at the computer much.

I took yesterday off to go see “Yes Man” with my sister. It was really funny! Sometimes I think I am too easily amused, but I definitely liked it. It’s not something you necessarily need to see at the theater, but I had a good time. Check out the website for the movie by clicking the poster below. How smooth is that? I want an awesome website like that!

yes man

Anyway, just wanted to check in. Yesterday was really slow on the phones, that’s why I ended up taking the day off. Hopefully today will be better?.

Ok, Christmas…

December 29th, 2008

It’s not Christmas’s fault that my meticulously written post about my holiday experience was OBLITERATED so I’m just gonna write it out again. It probably won’t be as entertaining as the original, but feel free to contact Google and tell them that their tool bar sucks ASS.

Anyway, my Christmas was perfect. Family, friends, food, gifts, sex (oh yes, there was sex) and I couldn’t have asked for more. I want to especially thank those of you who tributed or sent gift certificates. Thanks to your generosity in these tough times, I was able to buy almost 100% of the gifts (even the Fleshlight I bought my ex, how funny is that?) on Amazon without any out of pocket expenses.

It wasn’t just that I was able to get gifts, it’s that I was able to get exactly what I wanted to get for each person. I’m not saying that Christmas is all about gifts or anything like that, but it is really fun to be able to give things that you think they really want and will appreciate.

As far as what *I* got for Christmas…I got a microwave that grills food too. My parents had it sent to Cali so I opened a huge box that had nothing but a picture of the microwave in it. That was so funny. They got it for me cause I have complained to my mom that our microwave burns popcorn before it pops it all and that’s my favorite snack.

I got some pajamas, a sewing kit with a thing called a “buttoneer” for putting buttons on because I told my mom I took some pants to the cleaners last week to have a button put back on and she thought that was pathetic, a Christmas plate with a snowman on it, some slippers and some other random stuff.

My best gift though was a surprise visit from the boy. He was traveling for business and headed up a couple of days ago and stayed for two nights. He just left this morning. I think maybe spending Christmas with his family or maybe his mom talking to him about wanting grandkids or something really got him thinking about stuff. I guess he said some pretty heavy stuff to my mom, but didn’t mention it to me. We haven’t been together since July, so I was shocked and amazed that he showed.

I didn’t get my gift from him yet, even though he offered to go buy it again and just return the first one. The fleshlight I got him hasn’t even showed up in Cali yet though so I opted to wait until we could exchange gifts together. Just knowing he got me something was pretty surreal.

The sex between us was so awesome. I got some Sat. night and then again yesterday afternoon. Every time I think for sure that he can’t possibly bust out anything that I haven’t seen before, he DOES! I’m still sore, but definitely not complaining.

Anyway, it’s back to the grindstone today. I promised myself I’d spend at least an hour a day on my class for the next week. When I first started it, I thought I’d be done by now. I guess the holidays really do take up more time than we realize.

I plan to be available pretty extensively for the next few days. I hope to catch a lot of you soon so you can tell me how your holidays are going!! My special “Santa” line will be open through the first, so feel free to use it if you got access to it!


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FUUUUUUUCKKKK GOD DAMN IT!

December 29th, 2008

I just spent half an hour writing up a post about my Christmas and some bullshit with the Google tool bar happened and my thing disappeared! ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once I get over it, I’ll post again. I need a Valium..

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December 22nd, 2008

It’s a weird time of year, the holiday season. A lot of us are with friends and family and time seems to slow down. It feels like real life stops and we’re plunged into an odd holiday twilight zone. It’s a good escape from the pressures and stresses we have to deal with all year round. At the same time, it’s almost spoiled by the knowlege that after New Year’s Eve, it’ll not only be back to our regularly scheduled programming, but a more intensified time of trying to be the best we can be.

I feel the pressure of resolutions already looming over me. It’s nice to sit and drink coffee, eat cookies, play games, wrap presents, watch Christmas movies and spend days where I don’t even get dressed or go anywhere…but I have visions of budgets and work and buckling down to do things I never managed to accomplish in ’08 dancing in my head.

Just wanted to get that off my chest before I go down to hang out with everyone. I had a GREAT weekend. An awesome caller I don’t hear from all that often spoiled me rotten and then spoiled me again with a great hour + call. Even if it’s another year until I hear from him, I’ll be perfectly happy. What I got was enough to sustain me.

Then last night I had a call from a guy…maybe it’s because I was pretty high (just some pot, nothing more intense than that), but it seemed like every single thing he said was exactly what I wanted to hear. We came at the exact same moment. It was fantastic.

I think I’ll send out some free minutes today along with a “last chance” notice about spoiling me. It’s gone so well this year that I don’t want it to stop! I’m past the point where I need to use any of the gift cards to buy presents anymore and they’re all just for ME ME ME! hahaha yes, I guess I can be a little brat sometimes. I just love gifts!

I promised myself I’d set aside some time to write out that little Santa fantasy today too. Expect that to be arriving in your mail boxes anytime now too!

Talk to you soon, boys.


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Hey boys!

December 18th, 2008

Wow…well, I’m having a hard time here. It’s super fun being up here and hanging out with my family and stuff, don’t get me wrong. But I still need to work, which is a bit annoying…but then I was on all day yesterday and after featuring myself, ended up at -$.36 for the day. So I stayed signed in all night and when I woke up, I’d spent $10 featuring my listings and hadn’t gotten one call from it. Last month was actually ok, but now we’re back to “ew”. I’m spending tons of money featuring myself and getting pretty much nothing from it. Some days I’m not even breaking even and I cannot for the life of me figure out why. Am I not cute anymore all of the sudden? lol

Eek.

I did wake up to a Christmas tribute though, that was definitely a pleasant surprise! I guess I will stay signed in as much as I am here today, but unless it turns around and I start getting some calls, I might be one depressed girlie.

You don’t want THAT, do you?! 🙂.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

December 17th, 2008

So I’m back home for the holidays and damn if it isn’t a winter wonderland up here! I guess it’s just snowing all over the place, even Seattle and Portland are covered. It’s a nice change, especially since it’s supposed to be mid 60’s and partly sunny on Christmas day down in Cali. Bleh. Who wants that on Christmas day? Not me!

I am signed in still, can’t afford not to be, but I won’t be at my computer much until I go home. Not sure when that will be. I don’t even know where I’ll be for New Year’s yet. I’ve spent it with Erin for the past few years and that won’t be happening this year so…not sure yet what I’m gonna do.

I love being home with family though. It’s nice to see everyone. I’m planning to cook Christmas Day and then a couple of days later, my sister and I are going to throw a small dinner party for a bunch of our friends. That will be fun too.

I’ve got almost all of my Christmas shopping done, but phew if my Amazon account isn’t all depleted. Come on, don’t a few more of you have some Christmas spirit you want to share with me? How about the next person who sends me a gift certificate or tip over $15 gets access to two of my picture galleries or a free MP3? That sounds like a deal!

Hope you all are having a great December and let’s talk soon!


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And I prove it!

December 9th, 2008

That was funny…I said I’m a procrastinator and then I didn’t post stuff I said I was gonna post. The voip thing ended up being a bust. I bought it, received it and got ready to install it when I read in the teeny tiny fine print that you can’t use it for anything but personal home use and any use above 3,000 minutes a month would be taken as proof that you were using it against the terms of service. So I’m sending it back. I’m bummed too cause it would have saved me and my roomies about $60/mo.

I’ve been doing well in general. I’ve spent the past couple of weekends in a row with the boy and we’ve had a great time. I swear, that man’s cock is magical. We’re not getting back together, but we’re settling into a modified relationship as friends and lovers who know that there is no future. I’m not actively looking for someone else, but I am keeping my eyes peeled in case an opportunity presents itself.

I talked to Erin a bit on the phone last night. I think eventually we’ll get back to being friends, but our relationship is definitely over. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to go forward as far as interest in girls, but I guess I’m open to that idea too.

I’ve gotten quite a bit of Christmas shopping done already, thanks to a few of you guys! I’ve had a number of you take me up on my offer for the special secret lower priced line, but not nearly as many as I’d hoped! There’s still time…anyone who tips me or sends me a gift certificate of any kind of $15 or more will get access to calls for the entire month of December for only $1.39/min.! Come on boys, you know you want to make me happy and save a little bit of dough! 🙂 Click HERE to see what the options are!

I’ll be signed in quite a bit for the next few days. Give me a call and let’s cum together!


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My name is Nikki and I’m a procrastinator.

December 2nd, 2008

I admit it. I totally procrastinate. Why do something today that I could do tomorrow, even if it causes me to completely stress out? I guess, “Because it completely streses you out!” is a good answer…so why do I still do it? ACK!

Writing this blog entry is a way for me to put off studying. I have like 8 chapters to read for this section and I don’t want to do it. It’s that simple. I have plenty of other things I want to do or could be doing. The house is a bit messy, I need to sweep. I want to make chocolate chip cookies and I really need to go to the grocery store and get something for dinner.

But no, I’m sitting here writing this blog entry so I don’t have to go lay on my bed with my laptop and read boring ass shit about title transfers and deeds. BLEH.

Anyway, hope everyone had a rockin’ Thanksgiving! I know I did!! It was so great. I did something so stupid and I’m really glad I did. I took FOUR DAYS OFF. Yep. I did. I loved every second of it too. Had an amazing meal with family, did a little shopping the next day, spent a couple of days with the boy (yes, I got some good sex)…just relaxed and had fun.

I worked yesterday and it was a bit slow 🙁 Today hasn’t been any better so far, but I’ve got my fingers crossed that it’ll pick up. Hope springs eternal and all.

I do have some other stuff to write about (I saw Erin and am getting a new VOIP thing), but I’ll try to do that a bit later tonight. For now, I need to stop procrastinating and go get some reading done. Call me and interrupt if you are horny, PLEASE!

Oh yeah, I’ll say this real fast….was funny. Yesterday this dude called me and I know I’m gonna go to hell and I probably hurt my call volume when I do this, but I just can’t help it. He was SO lame (kept changing up what he wanted in the context of the fantasy and expecting me to read his mind) and about 5 minutes into the call, he said, “I want to hear your wet pussy.” I said, “Well, that’s a problem for a couple of reasons.” He says, “Why?”

I said, “Well, one…my headset never seems to pick up that type of noise no matter what I do and two, I’m not wet.” He said, “Why not? Well, that’s not nice.” And I replied, “Well, do you want me to just lie about it?” He said, “No,” but then he hung up so I guess he meant “yes”.

I know. I’m horrible. I’d make so much better money if I could just act like an airhead sexbot. haha.


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