I’m back and I had a blast.
I really did. I got there just in time to be whisked away right to the wedding. On the way there, we saw this really cute tattooed blonde guy sitting on the side of one of the really busy streets in Portland with a hand written sign that said “Will fuck for free.” I tried to get a picture of it, but couldn’t manage it with all the traffic. If we’d had time, we would have stopped to talk to the guy.
Our job had been described to Erin as “serving food”, but it ended up being a lot more than that. We assembled appetizers, set out food, stocked and replenished trays, bussed tables and just generally busted our asses. We were supposed to be there for four hours and right around then, I was just completely exhausted and decided I just wasn’t going to put any more energy toward the whole thing.
I wasn’t trying to get Erin in trouble with her friend who’d set it up, but that really wasn’t what I’d signed up for. I just refused to kill myself for $15 an hour. It ends up that the bride was a bartender so she really hooked us up and gave us each $100, but still…by the time we left, I was completely ready to get the hell out of there.
One funny thing did happen though. There was one super hot guy who was there with his wife. He kept looking and smiling at me and just generally flirting, which was fun. Then at one point about halfway through the event, he came into the house and was passing me in the hallway. There was no one else in sight.
He stopped right next to me, turned my way and then trapped me against the wall with his arms. He said, “Sorry, I can’t help myself,” really fast and then leaned in and kissed me. It didn’t last very long and though he did use tongue, it didn’t go very deep…but it was pretty nice. His lips were really soft.
He started back off down the hallway and that was that. I didn’t talk to him even once more the whole time.
Erin and I went dancing that night. It was just the two of us, so we headed off to Santorini because it stays open til 4 am and we didn’t want to hop from one club to another. We’d gone back to her house to get ready after the wedding and didn’t end up heading out until around 12.
It was fun! I drank WAY too much and don’t remember everything, but Erin and I closed the club down. We danced the final song completely by ourselves on the dance floor. I have no idea why no one else was still dancing, but we busted a move to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” like it was our favorite song ever.
She had to work in the morning so I slept in and then headed out to do a little shopping. I’m a bit of a mother hen sometimes so I went to a nice mall and got myself some stuff but then headed off to Whole Foods to get her some supplies. She likes to cook but sometimes she’s strapped for cash or time and doesn’t take care of herself as well as I’d like.
We went out to dinner with her cousin and his self described “baby’s mama” and then headed back to her house. I didn’t want to leave so I just decided to stay another night!
We’re planning to go to Vegas with my roomies in November as a honeymoon type trip. Yes, it’s a little weird, but they like to party with friends and they’ve been together so long that they don’t really want a traditional honeymoon.
Those of you who have known me for awhile know that Erin and I used to do 2 girl calls pretty often to make money for trips…we went to Mexico for a couple of weeks, Disneyland (yes, I know it’s close to me, but we stayed in a hotel so we could be right next to it) and then Europe.
It’s a little bit of a pain so I hadn’t wanted to do 2 girl calls to make money for Vegas, but I realized that Erin won’t be able to swing it unless we do so we signed in together last night for a little while. It was a good decision!
We were on for a couple of hours while we watched a really lame movie (Cube) and we stayed pretty busy! Thanks to our hot Aussie who always works us over good and we always love playing with.
I left pretty early this morning since we got a good night’s sleep and Erin had to work anyway and I’m back home now! I should be taking calls pretty much all day. I made money at the wedding and then last night so I’m not insanely behind, but you guys know how it is. The life of the self employed is awesome but sometimes stressful! ha ha
Talk to you soon hopefully!
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