I fucked two different guys yesterday. OH MY, it’s been so long since I’ve been so naughty. I’m kinda tired though, so I’ll write all about it later. Until then, call me if you want to hear about it!

Dang, it’s fucking HOT outside. It’s been hot here for awhile, but 95? I just don’t dig temps that high. I’ve been laying outside by the pool on and off all day, getting wet and then taking refuge under the gazebo until I dry off. I need to sign in though, so I suppose I’ll do that here soon and then just run inside if I get a call.

I’ve been in a totally weird mood for a couple of days…just been laughing randomly at weird stuff. Calls have picked up a little bit, thank God. I got a new guy who called twice for a total of an hour day before yesterday and yesterday I got quite a few new guys who were really cool.

Here’s an example of how weird my mood’s been. I have a caller who’s been calling a long time…a totally sweet guy that I love talking to. He wanted to do a role play where I was an escort. We’d done it before. We started and he said, “How are you?” as I walked in and I just started laughing hysterically. I thought to myself (and then said), “Well, damn…I guess things could be better since I’ve resorted to selling my pussy to total strangers!” How dumb is that?

He’s a good sport though, we ended up just jumping to the naughty stuff and afterward, he said, “That was lovely.” SWEET! Too funny.

I’ve got a date tomorrow evening! YAY for me! Just something casual, but he seems really nice and I’ll be glad to get back into the swing of things. I might even have sex with him, just to see what it feels like to do it with another guy. It’s been like 7 months since I’ve been with anyone but the boy who was male…oh crap, other than that dude I briefly fucked on the dance floor on President’s Day when I was out with Erin, but that barely counts.

Ok, I’m back off to the pool. I’ll post again later because I do have some other stuff to say about tv shows and movies and stuff, but it can wait. Oh yeah, so far no one’s got me any gift cards or presents for my birthday. Should I be pouting yet?

Ok, so day 2 of almost total silence on my phone. I think I was on for around 12 hrs. yesterday and I made less than $75. I have now been signed in for over 3 hrs. and I haven’t gotten one single call. NOT ONE. I’m spending money featuring my listings and for some reason, it’s not resulting in anything.

I know sometimes I freak out too easily, but this is really concerning me. What’s going on? Anyone know? Have I been black listed somehow? lol

Ok, freak out over.

In other news, it’s my birthday soon! I doubt I’ll get anything from anyone, but just in case, I edited my Amazon wish lists and stuff…I put all the info on my “make me smile” page. Please check it out and make me smile!

**WARNING** Don’t read if you don’t want to see me as a real human being! If I’m nothing but a fuck slut to you, skip this entry!

So um, hey…some of you know that I co-own a house with my cousin. We’ve lived here around 5 yrs. or so. Anyway, it’s been on the market for the past few months because we got caught with an ARM and our payment had gone up $1000 a month over the past two years (and then back down a tiny bit last adjustment). I had called two months back and asked if there was anything they could do to lower it because it was just crazy and they said no because it was for sale.

I called back a couple of weeks ago and talked to someone else who immediately informed me that regardless of whether it was for sale, we qualified for a mortgage modification that would drop our interest rate back down to what it originally was. That lowers our payment over $700 a month! It’s only $100 more than it was when we first got the mortgage!

I am so damn excited. We’re taking the house off the market and even though I might still move, now my roomies can afford to stay here by themselves if they decide to just cash me out somehow. What’d I do to celebrate? I WENT SHOPPING! HAHAHA

This month’s payment is still the super high one, but hey, whatever. Even with a shopping spree, we can still pay it before we’re 30 days late so by God, I’m getting some new shoes. If this had happened last month, I could have stayed in my photography class.

I’m gonna go out shopping again today. I tried to find some shoes yesterday but couldn’t really. Well, that’s not totally true. I did find a pair of cute little sandals at Nordstrom, but didn’t have my bank card with me and my cousin didn’t have enough to cover them cause they were $90. Maybe I’ll go back today and get them.

It’s kinda funny because as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my mind a bit about buying expensive things. Not that $90 shoes are really THAT expensive, but I used to be a “shop at the mall, buy shoes at Payless” kinda girl. I still shop at the mall, but the stores I go to are definitely different these days. I hate buying things that fray, fall apart or just generally look like crap after two washes. I bought a super cute purse just a couple of months ago at Ross and it already has threads sticking out all over the place. My Coach bag is two years old, has gotten a lot of use and still looks almost new.

So yeah, I think I’ll go get those shoes. I’d rather have those and know that I’ll have them for a few years than 4 pairs that I know will last only one season.

Anyway, in other news, I’m still steadfastly single even though I broke down a few days ago and had sex with the boy. I’ve been flirtin’ it up when I go out to do stuff and I have absolutely no interest in getting back together with him…FINALLY. We still have the same chemistry, but whatever spell he had on me is broken. We got drunk and the sex wasn’t even that great…go figure, after three weeks we normally would have exploded like dynamite together.

I’ve got a party to go to tomorrow so maybe I’ll meet someone? I think I need to brush up on my flirting skills though. I went to dinner last night and this guy was CRAZY flirting and chattin’ it up with me and for some reason, didn’t ask me out. I know I could have done it, but I’m just not aggressive. So I either need to give out stronger signals or get some balls and I doubt that will happen! At least, I hope not.

I should be on and taking calls tonight, but even though this party starts in the afternoon tomorrow, I doubt I’ll be on tomorrow at all.

On a final note, thanks to the new guy who left me awesome feedback last night and pushed my listing up over 10,100! How sweet is this? “Wow, I’m in complete awe. While I’ve had the chance to play with a good number of amazing women on NF, I have never encountered someone who is as honest, down-to-earth and sexy as Nikki, while comfortably demonstrating such an imaginatively nasty and kinky side. Nikki, I cannot wait to play with you again! Thanks for making me your final call of the night.”

I think I might have shared a few of these pics in some way awhile back, but I finally got off my lazy butt and made galleries of them. I hope you like them! I’m selling them each for $10 or both for $15. I just sent out a special email to callers in good standing with an AWESOME deal of both galleries for only $10. If you didn’t get that email but have called before and want that price, just send me an email.

Here’s a little sample of gallery 11.

and one of gallery 12!

In other news, I have been a domestic goddess lately! It’s strawberry season and I’ve been hookin’ them up like no one else. First strawberry shortcake that was to die for and now I’ve got a strawberry rhubarb pie in the oven. I guess this is what I do when I don’t have a boy to obsess over!

I went out for a bit with my roomie today to pick up some invitations for her bachelorette party. It’s on the 24th so I want to get the invites out ASAP. Erin’s got a friend who works for the hotel chain we’re gonna stay at so we’re getting an amazing deal on some rooms. Yay for partying all night to celebrate the crazy loss of freedom!

Alrighty, I’ve gotta go check on my pie. I know it’s almost not even worth it to sign on for calls on Fridays, but honestly I have nothing else to do so… give me a call and we’ll entertain each other!