Another illiterate asshole strikes!
Dude calls…decides he wants to buy some pics while we’re talking. Cool. That’s fine with me. He does the paid mail thing and then says “I clicked the link but it’s just taking me to your homepage.” It wasn’t. It might LOOK like a “home page” (who says home page anymore anyway?), but it was my picture page. I tell him to scroll down and he’ll see what he needs.
He’s still not quite understanding. I’m like, “Um, scroll DOWN.” He didn’t read the email he paid for, which clearly instructs him to click the picture of the gallery that he’s purchased, so he starts ranting about how the link isn’t taking him where he needs to be. I repeat several times that he needs to click the PICTURE of the gallery that he wants to see and the log in will come up.
He starts blah’ing about how he does computers for a living and I’m thinking to myself, “Well, obviously you don’t READ for a living because I’ve sold thousands of picture sets and I’ve NEVER had anyone have a problem figuring out how to get to it.” It says RIGHT THERE on the page “Click the picture to get to the log in page once you have the password.” It says it in the email he got too.
Bottom line is that he’s a complete ass who couldn’t find an elephant in a 20×20 room. Of course we hang up and I know there’s bad feedback coming even though only 3 minutes of the call were even remotely connected to the actual subject matter he called for.
SO FUCK YOU, Trevortime. And yeah, I know that a lot of flirts recommend against this kind of retaliation, but every once in awhile, it’s called for. If one flirt reads this entry and then sees a call coming in from him and declines it because she knows he’s an asshole, my work here is done!
I know that’s not very “sweetie” of me, but my GOD, I can only take so much. One guy slams me last week because I don’t know 1,000 different brands and characteristics of panty hose. I live in So. Cal. I don’t WEAR panty hose. I was totally willing to go with it and ask 1,000 questions and hear about how Silken Mist is your favorite, but holy shit. I did the absolute BEST I could and then a week later he leaves me 1 star with “hmmm” as written feedback.
Then a guy calls for TWO MINUTES, talks about blow job (which I rock at) and then busts out some crazy incest crap out of left field and hangs up when I say I can’t talk about that. He leaves 1 star with “nope”.
I’m just exasperated.
