Ok, that’s IT.

May 31st, 2008

I had password protected the previous entry, but I’m letting it out there for everyone to see now. I’m fucking PISSED. I wake up this morning and there are TWO more bad feedbacks from a guy who called yesterday and absolutely REFUSED to provide any details so that we could do a role play and then hung up two minutes into it when he wouldn’t respond to what I said.

He said, “Doesn’t know what she’s doing. Wants you to drive the entire discussion.” Oh really? Wow. I’ve done well over 10,000 calls in my career and I damn sure know what I’m doing.

What the fuck is going on here? Did Niteflirt start advertising in a part of the web where complete assholes surf? I’m actually starting to get suspicious and think that someone is sending these dudes to me on purpose, just to leave bad feedback.

I’m signing in today anyway but for God’s sake. If you are an asshole, just leave me alone. I am a nice person and I fucking ROCK a phone sex call, but even I can only handle so much.

And kind of on a funny, related note…my Niteflirt score for my role playing listing went up to a 10 so maybe I’ll get a ton of calls to that listing today/tomorrow and push that bad feedback off the page. YAY!.

Another illiterate asshole strikes!

May 30th, 2008

Dude calls…decides he wants to buy some pics while we’re talking. Cool. That’s fine with me. He does the paid mail thing and then says “I clicked the link but it’s just taking me to your homepage.” It wasn’t. It might LOOK like a “home page” (who says home page anymore anyway?), but it was my picture page. I tell him to scroll down and he’ll see what he needs.

He’s still not quite understanding. I’m like, “Um, scroll DOWN.” He didn’t read the email he paid for, which clearly instructs him to click the picture of the gallery that he’s purchased, so he starts ranting about how the link isn’t taking him where he needs to be. I repeat several times that he needs to click the PICTURE of the gallery that he wants to see and the log in will come up.

He starts blah’ing about how he does computers for a living and I’m thinking to myself, “Well, obviously you don’t READ for a living because I’ve sold thousands of picture sets and I’ve NEVER had anyone have a problem figuring out how to get to it.” It says RIGHT THERE on the page “Click the picture to get to the log in page once you have the password.” It says it in the email he got too.

Bottom line is that he’s a complete ass who couldn’t find an elephant in a 20×20 room. Of course we hang up and I know there’s bad feedback coming even though only 3 minutes of the call were even remotely connected to the actual subject matter he called for.

SO FUCK YOU, Trevortime. And yeah, I know that a lot of flirts recommend against this kind of retaliation, but every once in awhile, it’s called for. If one flirt reads this entry and then sees a call coming in from him and declines it because she knows he’s an asshole, my work here is done!

I know that’s not very “sweetie” of me, but my GOD, I can only take so much. One guy slams me last week because I don’t know 1,000 different brands and characteristics of panty hose. I live in So. Cal. I don’t WEAR panty hose. I was totally willing to go with it and ask 1,000 questions and hear about how Silken Mist is your favorite, but holy shit. I did the absolute BEST I could and then a week later he leaves me 1 star with “hmmm” as written feedback.

Then a guy calls for TWO MINUTES, talks about blow job (which I rock at) and then busts out some crazy incest crap out of left field and hangs up when I say I can’t talk about that. He leaves 1 star with “nope”.

I’m just exasperated..

I had the best time EVER!

May 27th, 2008

I just took 3.5 days off. Can you believe it? I haven’t taken that much time off since my vacation to Europe last October. I hadn’t planned to do it, but once I started partying, it just felt too damn good! haha

I had actually planned to take Friday and Saturday off. Friday was my cousin’s bridal shower and Erin came down. I spent the entire day cooking! Everyone was supposed to bring a dish and since my domestic goddess gene seems to have kicked into overdrive, I not only prepared the requested item, potato salad (because I make amazing potato salad that everyone loves), but three varieties of tea sandwiches and a strawberry rhubarb pie.

I know, I’m out of my mind! Strawberry rhubarb pie is my cousin’s favorite though and I learned how to make pie crust from scratch recently so I couldn’t help myself. Then when I went to look at foodnetwork.com for ideas for other stuff to make, they suggested tea sandwiches for a bridal shower. I made cucumber, smoked salmon/egg, and smoked turkey with that had a parsley/dill/shallot/lemon mayo.

The shower was awesome. We played games, ate a ton of food and she got a bunch of sex gag gifts that cracked us all up. Erin and I made the hottest wedding dress out of toilet paper that I’ve ever seen!

I’d gotten a text from a friend I’ve seen a few times in the past couple of years but used to be great friends with so I called her after the shower and Erin and I headed over to her place. We ended up going out with her and a friend of hers to a couple of clubs that were so close to her place that we walked. Well, until we got so drunk we could barely stand up and decided we needed to eat Taco Bell food so we got a cab so we could ride through the drive through! HAHAHA

It was super fun though. I’m really glad we went. We ended up at a latin club and the guys were hot and good dancers. YAY! We slept til around 11 or so and got up to go do some last minute shopping for the bachelorette party that night.

I got some new shoes that I LOVE LOVE LOVE and had a brand new dress to wear out that night. All the girls came over around 7 and we decided to go out to dinner and then go club hoppin’. Awesome choice.

We had so much fun, it was unreal. We skipped lines and got in free everywhere we went! I figure we should just pretend to be a bachelorette party from now on every time we go out! There were plenty of “party favors” to go around and we all danced our asses off til around 4 am. I got free drinks all night and so did my cousin…and it was sweet that none of the girls had forgotten that it was my birthday too. I didn’t feel left out of the festivities at all.

We got home, crashed pretty quick and slept like the dead for a good solid 8 hours or so. Erin headed out and my roomie and I hooked up with some friends for lunch. Then I came home and just totally chilled out all day, watching tv and reading. I could have taken calls that day, but I was just too damn tired.

Then yesterday my roomie and I headed out to some places to look at flowers. Another friend and her mom went too. We went to lunch and then hooked up with a ton of friends to go see the new “Indiana Jones” movie. I have to say that I was extremely disappointed. It was a cheese-o-rama from the first scene. I guess I was mildly entertained at some points toward the end, but I never lost myself in the story or shook the vague feeling that I’d just rather leave.

The other Indiana Jones movies are all in my top 20 too so that sucks bad. I was REALLY excited for this one and now I just wish they’d left it alone. Not only that, but now Shia Lebeouf is going to take over the franchise? I’m sorry, but I’m not down. I don’t even like him for some reason. UGH. I just read the stuff about it over on IMDB and it appears that I’m not the only one who thought it sucked.

Oh well, I am really excited about the new Batman movie and “Hancock“, a movie that’s coming out on July 2 starring Will Smith. I am so excited about it that I actually dreamed about fucking Will Smith last night. YUM!

Speaking of yum, I’m eating a gigantic bowl of strawberries for breakfast. Also yum is David Cook, who WON AMERICAN IDOL! WOOHOO! I was stunned, shocked, amazed and totally happy to see that happen. Now that that’s over, “So You Think You Can Dance” has started and it’s by far one of my favorite tv shows. So far I haven’t really been blown away by anyone, but it’s only had one episode this season. I’m sure I will be wowed soon.

Oddly enough, even with all my time off lately, I might not be around tonight. We’ll have to see. I skipped my Tolle class last week and would really like to attend tonight. I guess it depends on how busy I am on the phones today during the day. Call me up! 🙂


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Happy Birthday to me!

May 21st, 2008

So, it’s my birthday today! I woke up bright and early, feeling rested and ready to go. Do I feel a whole quarter of a century old? Nah!

I probably won’t be doing much in the way of celebrating today. Maybe dinner out with the roomies or a couple of friends. I’m saving my party for this weekend. Erin will be in town and it’ll actually be a combo party…my roomie’s bachelorette party and my birthday together. We’re gonna get a hotel room and party it up! I’m really excited.

I sent out a little $10 birthday gift request to past callers. Hope that didn’t bother anyone. I’m not in a place/time where I think I’ll get a bunch of gifts. I really don’t have that many callers who are “close” to me like that anymore….so I figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask for a little somethin’ somethin’. Every little bit I get will help me feel better about taking time off to party this weekend.

So far I’ve been signed in for about an hour and no calls, but I’ve got high hopes. Like I said, I should be on most of the day. Please call and spoil me rotten! haha

Oh yeah, I should at least briefly comment on American Idol. I like David Cook much better and he sounded awesome last night, but he choked compared to the other kid, David Archuleta. He’s definitely gonna win. Oh well, I give up. The person I like never wins anymore! ARGH.

Let the birthday festivities begin!!

May 20th, 2008

Ok, so I’m lazy about writing up that story, but I have been telling it to some callers and it’s been super fun to share it!

Tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! YAY!! I already got started with the celebrations today with a call from a guy who really took care of me…a nice, leisurely call centered on my pleasure along with a super awesome tribute!

I added a new Amazon gift list, called “Going Green” that’s full of stuff I’d love to have to help me make the transition to a more environmentally friendly way of life. Honestly though, I’d much prefer Amazon or other e-gift certificates because I can use them to have things shipped to my real home address instead of having to use my mail box in Vegas. It costs me extra to have things forwarded from there.

I really hope I get a little spoiled this year…I know I did last year and I’ll feel super sad and pitiful if I don’t at least get a few gifts from you guys.

Anyway, I’m feeling kinda yucky so I might head to bed early. If I do, I’ll be up bright and early to take calls and get spoiled! 🙂.

Nikki’s been very naughty!

May 19th, 2008

I fucked two different guys yesterday. OH MY, it’s been so long since I’ve been so naughty. I’m kinda tired though, so I’ll write all about it later. Until then, call me if you want to hear about it!.

Funny couple of days…

May 17th, 2008

Dang, it’s fucking HOT outside. It’s been hot here for awhile, but 95? I just don’t dig temps that high. I’ve been laying outside by the pool on and off all day, getting wet and then taking refuge under the gazebo until I dry off. I need to sign in though, so I suppose I’ll do that here soon and then just run inside if I get a call.

I’ve been in a totally weird mood for a couple of days…just been laughing randomly at weird stuff. Calls have picked up a little bit, thank God. I got a new guy who called twice for a total of an hour day before yesterday and yesterday I got quite a few new guys who were really cool.

Here’s an example of how weird my mood’s been. I have a caller who’s been calling a long time…a totally sweet guy that I love talking to. He wanted to do a role play where I was an escort. We’d done it before. We started and he said, “How are you?” as I walked in and I just started laughing hysterically. I thought to myself (and then said), “Well, damn…I guess things could be better since I’ve resorted to selling my pussy to total strangers!” How dumb is that?

He’s a good sport though, we ended up just jumping to the naughty stuff and afterward, he said, “That was lovely.” SWEET! Too funny.

I’ve got a date tomorrow evening! YAY for me! Just something casual, but he seems really nice and I’ll be glad to get back into the swing of things. I might even have sex with him, just to see what it feels like to do it with another guy. It’s been like 7 months since I’ve been with anyone but the boy who was male…oh crap, other than that dude I briefly fucked on the dance floor on President’s Day when I was out with Erin, but that barely counts.

Ok, I’m back off to the pool. I’ll post again later because I do have some other stuff to say about tv shows and movies and stuff, but it can wait. Oh yeah, so far no one’s got me any gift cards or presents for my birthday. Should I be pouting yet?.

Hellooooooo?

May 15th, 2008

Ok, so day 2 of almost total silence on my phone. I think I was on for around 12 hrs. yesterday and I made less than $75. I have now been signed in for over 3 hrs. and I haven’t gotten one single call. NOT ONE. I’m spending money featuring my listings and for some reason, it’s not resulting in anything.

I know sometimes I freak out too easily, but this is really concerning me. What’s going on? Anyone know? Have I been black listed somehow? lol

Ok, freak out over.

In other news, it’s my birthday soon! I doubt I’ll get anything from anyone, but just in case, I edited my Amazon wish lists and stuff…I put all the info on my “make me smile” page. Please check it out and make me smile!.

reality alert!

May 9th, 2008

**WARNING** Don’t read if you don’t want to see me as a real human being! If I’m nothing but a fuck slut to you, skip this entry!

So um, hey…some of you know that I co-own a house with my cousin. We’ve lived here around 5 yrs. or so. Anyway, it’s been on the market for the past few months because we got caught with an ARM and our payment had gone up $1000 a month over the past two years (and then back down a tiny bit last adjustment). I had called two months back and asked if there was anything they could do to lower it because it was just crazy and they said no because it was for sale.

I called back a couple of weeks ago and talked to someone else who immediately informed me that regardless of whether it was for sale, we qualified for a mortgage modification that would drop our interest rate back down to what it originally was. That lowers our payment over $700 a month! It’s only $100 more than it was when we first got the mortgage!

I am so damn excited. We’re taking the house off the market and even though I might still move, now my roomies can afford to stay here by themselves if they decide to just cash me out somehow. What’d I do to celebrate? I WENT SHOPPING! HAHAHA

This month’s payment is still the super high one, but hey, whatever. Even with a shopping spree, we can still pay it before we’re 30 days late so by God, I’m getting some new shoes. If this had happened last month, I could have stayed in my photography class.

I’m gonna go out shopping again today. I tried to find some shoes yesterday but couldn’t really. Well, that’s not totally true. I did find a pair of cute little sandals at Nordstrom, but didn’t have my bank card with me and my cousin didn’t have enough to cover them cause they were $90. Maybe I’ll go back today and get them.

It’s kinda funny because as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed my mind a bit about buying expensive things. Not that $90 shoes are really THAT expensive, but I used to be a “shop at the mall, buy shoes at Payless” kinda girl. I still shop at the mall, but the stores I go to are definitely different these days. I hate buying things that fray, fall apart or just generally look like crap after two washes. I bought a super cute purse just a couple of months ago at Ross and it already has threads sticking out all over the place. My Coach bag is two years old, has gotten a lot of use and still looks almost new.

So yeah, I think I’ll go get those shoes. I’d rather have those and know that I’ll have them for a few years than 4 pairs that I know will last only one season.

Anyway, in other news, I’m still steadfastly single even though I broke down a few days ago and had sex with the boy. I’ve been flirtin’ it up when I go out to do stuff and I have absolutely no interest in getting back together with him…FINALLY. We still have the same chemistry, but whatever spell he had on me is broken. We got drunk and the sex wasn’t even that great…go figure, after three weeks we normally would have exploded like dynamite together.

I’ve got a party to go to tomorrow so maybe I’ll meet someone? I think I need to brush up on my flirting skills though. I went to dinner last night and this guy was CRAZY flirting and chattin’ it up with me and for some reason, didn’t ask me out. I know I could have done it, but I’m just not aggressive. So I either need to give out stronger signals or get some balls and I doubt that will happen! At least, I hope not.

I should be on and taking calls tonight, but even though this party starts in the afternoon tomorrow, I doubt I’ll be on tomorrow at all.

On a final note, thanks to the new guy who left me awesome feedback last night and pushed my listing up over 10,100! How sweet is this? “Wow, I’m in complete awe. While I’ve had the chance to play with a good number of amazing women on NF, I have never encountered someone who is as honest, down-to-earth and sexy as Nikki, while comfortably demonstrating such an imaginatively nasty and kinky side. Nikki, I cannot wait to play with you again! Thanks for making me your final call of the night.”.

Brand new shower pics!

May 2nd, 2008

I think I might have shared a few of these pics in some way awhile back, but I finally got off my lazy butt and made galleries of them. I hope you like them! I’m selling them each for $10 or both for $15. I just sent out a special email to callers in good standing with an AWESOME deal of both galleries for only $10. If you didn’t get that email but have called before and want that price, just send me an email.

Here’s a little sample of gallery 11.

and one of gallery 12!

In other news, I have been a domestic goddess lately! It’s strawberry season and I’ve been hookin’ them up like no one else. First strawberry shortcake that was to die for and now I’ve got a strawberry rhubarb pie in the oven. I guess this is what I do when I don’t have a boy to obsess over!

I went out for a bit with my roomie today to pick up some invitations for her bachelorette party. It’s on the 24th so I want to get the invites out ASAP. Erin’s got a friend who works for the hotel chain we’re gonna stay at so we’re getting an amazing deal on some rooms. Yay for partying all night to celebrate the crazy loss of freedom!

Alrighty, I’ve gotta go check on my pie. I know it’s almost not even worth it to sign on for calls on Fridays, but honestly I have nothing else to do so… give me a call and we’ll entertain each other!.


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