I had password protected the previous entry, but I’m letting it out there for everyone to see now. I’m fucking PISSED. I wake up this morning and there are TWO more bad feedbacks from a guy who called yesterday and absolutely REFUSED to provide any details so that we could do a role play and then hung up two minutes into it when he wouldn’t respond to what I said.

He said, “Doesn’t know what she’s doing. Wants you to drive the entire discussion.” Oh really? Wow. I’ve done well over 10,000 calls in my career and I damn sure know what I’m doing.

What the fuck is going on here? Did Niteflirt start advertising in a part of the web where complete assholes surf? I’m actually starting to get suspicious and think that someone is sending these dudes to me on purpose, just to leave bad feedback.

I’m signing in today anyway but for God’s sake. If you are an asshole, just leave me alone. I am a nice person and I fucking ROCK a phone sex call, but even I can only handle so much.

And kind of on a funny, related note…my Niteflirt score for my role playing listing went up to a 10 so maybe I’ll get a ton of calls to that listing today/tomorrow and push that bad feedback off the page. YAY!

Dude calls…decides he wants to buy some pics while we’re talking. Cool. That’s fine with me. He does the paid mail thing and then says “I clicked the link but it’s just taking me to your homepage.” It wasn’t. It might LOOK like a “home page” (who says home page anymore anyway?), but it was my picture page. I tell him to scroll down and he’ll see what he needs.

He’s still not quite understanding. I’m like, “Um, scroll DOWN.” He didn’t read the email he paid for, which clearly instructs him to click the picture of the gallery that he’s purchased, so he starts ranting about how the link isn’t taking him where he needs to be. I repeat several times that he needs to click the PICTURE of the gallery that he wants to see and the log in will come up.

He starts blah’ing about how he does computers for a living and I’m thinking to myself, “Well, obviously you don’t READ for a living because I’ve sold thousands of picture sets and I’ve NEVER had anyone have a problem figuring out how to get to it.” It says RIGHT THERE on the page “Click the picture to get to the log in page once you have the password.” It says it in the email he got too.

Bottom line is that he’s a complete ass who couldn’t find an elephant in a 20×20 room. Of course we hang up and I know there’s bad feedback coming even though only 3 minutes of the call were even remotely connected to the actual subject matter he called for.

SO FUCK YOU, Trevortime. And yeah, I know that a lot of flirts recommend against this kind of retaliation, but every once in awhile, it’s called for. If one flirt reads this entry and then sees a call coming in from him and declines it because she knows he’s an asshole, my work here is done!

I know that’s not very “sweetie” of me, but my GOD, I can only take so much. One guy slams me last week because I don’t know 1,000 different brands and characteristics of panty hose. I live in So. Cal. I don’t WEAR panty hose. I was totally willing to go with it and ask 1,000 questions and hear about how Silken Mist is your favorite, but holy shit. I did the absolute BEST I could and then a week later he leaves me 1 star with “hmmm” as written feedback.

Then a guy calls for TWO MINUTES, talks about blow job (which I rock at) and then busts out some crazy incest crap out of left field and hangs up when I say I can’t talk about that. He leaves 1 star with “nope”.

I’m just exasperated.

I just took 3.5 days off. Can you believe it? I haven’t taken that much time off since my vacation to Europe last October. I hadn’t planned to do it, but once I started partying, it just felt too damn good! haha

I had actually planned to take Friday and Saturday off. Friday was my cousin’s bridal shower and Erin came down. I spent the entire day cooking! Everyone was supposed to bring a dish and since my domestic goddess gene seems to have kicked into overdrive, I not only prepared the requested item, potato salad (because I make amazing potato salad that everyone loves), but three varieties of tea sandwiches and a strawberry rhubarb pie.

I know, I’m out of my mind! Strawberry rhubarb pie is my cousin’s favorite though and I learned how to make pie crust from scratch recently so I couldn’t help myself. Then when I went to look at foodnetwork.com for ideas for other stuff to make, they suggested tea sandwiches for a bridal shower. I made cucumber, smoked salmon/egg, and smoked turkey with that had a parsley/dill/shallot/lemon mayo.

The shower was awesome. We played games, ate a ton of food and she got a bunch of sex gag gifts that cracked us all up. Erin and I made the hottest wedding dress out of toilet paper that I’ve ever seen!

I’d gotten a text from a friend I’ve seen a few times in the past couple of years but used to be great friends with so I called her after the shower and Erin and I headed over to her place. We ended up going out with her and a friend of hers to a couple of clubs that were so close to her place that we walked. Well, until we got so drunk we could barely stand up and decided we needed to eat Taco Bell food so we got a cab so we could ride through the drive through! HAHAHA

It was super fun though. I’m really glad we went. We ended up at a latin club and the guys were hot and good dancers. YAY! We slept til around 11 or so and got up to go do some last minute shopping for the bachelorette party that night.

I got some new shoes that I LOVE LOVE LOVE and had a brand new dress to wear out that night. All the girls came over around 7 and we decided to go out to dinner and then go club hoppin’. Awesome choice.

We had so much fun, it was unreal. We skipped lines and got in free everywhere we went! I figure we should just pretend to be a bachelorette party from now on every time we go out! There were plenty of “party favors” to go around and we all danced our asses off til around 4 am. I got free drinks all night and so did my cousin…and it was sweet that none of the girls had forgotten that it was my birthday too. I didn’t feel left out of the festivities at all.

We got home, crashed pretty quick and slept like the dead for a good solid 8 hours or so. Erin headed out and my roomie and I hooked up with some friends for lunch. Then I came home and just totally chilled out all day, watching tv and reading. I could have taken calls that day, but I was just too damn tired.

Then yesterday my roomie and I headed out to some places to look at flowers. Another friend and her mom went too. We went to lunch and then hooked up with a ton of friends to go see the new “Indiana Jones” movie. I have to say that I was extremely disappointed. It was a cheese-o-rama from the first scene. I guess I was mildly entertained at some points toward the end, but I never lost myself in the story or shook the vague feeling that I’d just rather leave.

The other Indiana Jones movies are all in my top 20 too so that sucks bad. I was REALLY excited for this one and now I just wish they’d left it alone. Not only that, but now Shia Lebeouf is going to take over the franchise? I’m sorry, but I’m not down. I don’t even like him for some reason. UGH. I just read the stuff about it over on IMDB and it appears that I’m not the only one who thought it sucked.

Oh well, I am really excited about the new Batman movie and “Hancock“, a movie that’s coming out on July 2 starring Will Smith. I am so excited about it that I actually dreamed about fucking Will Smith last night. YUM!

Speaking of yum, I’m eating a gigantic bowl of strawberries for breakfast. Also yum is David Cook, who WON AMERICAN IDOL! WOOHOO! I was stunned, shocked, amazed and totally happy to see that happen. Now that that’s over, “So You Think You Can Dance” has started and it’s by far one of my favorite tv shows. So far I haven’t really been blown away by anyone, but it’s only had one episode this season. I’m sure I will be wowed soon.

Oddly enough, even with all my time off lately, I might not be around tonight. We’ll have to see. I skipped my Tolle class last week and would really like to attend tonight. I guess it depends on how busy I am on the phones today during the day. Call me up!

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So, it’s my birthday today! I woke up bright and early, feeling rested and ready to go. Do I feel a whole quarter of a century old? Nah!

I probably won’t be doing much in the way of celebrating today. Maybe dinner out with the roomies or a couple of friends. I’m saving my party for this weekend. Erin will be in town and it’ll actually be a combo party…my roomie’s bachelorette party and my birthday together. We’re gonna get a hotel room and party it up! I’m really excited.

I sent out a little $10 birthday gift request to past callers. Hope that didn’t bother anyone. I’m not in a place/time where I think I’ll get a bunch of gifts. I really don’t have that many callers who are “close” to me like that anymore….so I figured it wouldn’t hurt to ask for a little somethin’ somethin’. Every little bit I get will help me feel better about taking time off to party this weekend.

So far I’ve been signed in for about an hour and no calls, but I’ve got high hopes. Like I said, I should be on most of the day. Please call and spoil me rotten! haha

Oh yeah, I should at least briefly comment on American Idol. I like David Cook much better and he sounded awesome last night, but he choked compared to the other kid, David Archuleta. He’s definitely gonna win. Oh well, I give up. The person I like never wins anymore! ARGH

Ok, so I’m lazy about writing up that story, but I have been telling it to some callers and it’s been super fun to share it!

Tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! YAY!! I already got started with the celebrations today with a call from a guy who really took care of me…a nice, leisurely call centered on my pleasure along with a super awesome tribute!

I added a new Amazon gift list, called “Going Green” that’s full of stuff I’d love to have to help me make the transition to a more environmentally friendly way of life. Honestly though, I’d much prefer Amazon or other e-gift certificates because I can use them to have things shipped to my real home address instead of having to use my mail box in Vegas. It costs me extra to have things forwarded from there.

I really hope I get a little spoiled this year…I know I did last year and I’ll feel super sad and pitiful if I don’t at least get a few gifts from you guys.

Anyway, I’m feeling kinda yucky so I might head to bed early. If I do, I’ll be up bright and early to take calls and get spoiled!