I’m not quite sure what my deal is, but I’m watching a ton of movies still. I did manage to watch “Dan in Real Life” yesterday. Ugh, what a lame ass movie! It was 100% predictable from start to finish and normally I love Steve Carell, but his performance was flat and not funny at all. I think Juliette Binoche was completely miscast. I didn’t buy her being with Dane Cook’s character for one second. Overall, just a huge bummer and a waste of my time.

On the other hand, even though “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” wasn’t quite as funny as Richard Roeper seemed to think it was, I definitely enjoyed it. I was supposed to go with the boy, but I finally put my foot down and it’s been two weeks since I’ve seen him. I think it’s gonna stick this time.

So my roomies and I got hella stoned and went. We munched popcorn and candy and laughed our asses off. Since when did penises start making regular appearances in rated R movies? First there was a sausage fest in “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (which I thought was funny for the first half and then totally dragged) and now we saw Jason Segal’s weiner just right out there in the open!

I absolutely love him in the tv show “How I Met Your Mother” and I’ve been stoked to be seeing him in feature length comedies. He both wrote and starred in this movie and I was definitely impressed. I can’t wait for future stuff!

I do just have to quickly mention that I still think “Knocked Up” was funnier. There are WAY more one liners in it. Also, I was way disappointed by Paul Rudd’s character in this movie. There could have been WAY more done with it. Even Jonah Hill’s character was slightly underplayed, in my opinion.

In other news, it’s still super slow on the phones for some reason. I think I posted about my scores getting way better on Niteflirt, but now it just seems like I’m paying for double the exposure and getting way fewer calls. Who knows. Hopefully it will pick up soon, I’ve had two bad weeks in a row and yesterday I was on for over 12 hrs. and averaged less than $15 an hour! I might as well go and be a secretary or something for that kinda money!

I’ve had a request to work on the story about the orgy that I had with Erin in Europe so I think I’ll start that today. I don’t really have any other plans. I want to go shopping, but lack of funds is stopping me at this point. Anyone wanna get me a gift certificate so I can go please? Pretty please?

Well, as I’ve stated before, this business is very up and down. I don’t let a few slow days freak me out anymore but I’m starting to get a little bit lonely!! Right after I sent out the email about making it to 10,000 points, I was getting a ton of calls.

Lately it’s been a ghost town on my phone line. I pick it up to check and make sure there’s a dial tone and I hear that trilling flute sound and the sound of spurs and tumbleweeds.

What REALLY sucks is that I’m off tomorrow and Saturday and probably most of Sunday so I’m looking at having a super pathetic week if something doesn’t pick up. Maybe I’ll send out some free minutes or something. Hmm.

I did have a good call last night with a new guy that didn’t quite save the day, but at least made it a tiny bit less ridiculous. So thanks for that!

Oh yeah, I did blow through almost all the movies I mentioned in my last blog. “Sweeney Todd” was ok. I give it a 2.5 stars out of 5. “Little Miss Sunshine”, I didn’t really like at all. I also watched “The Water Horse” cause I love kid movies. Eh. Not impressed. I still need to watch “Last King of Scotland” and then I rented “Dan in Real Life” and I’ll probably watch that tonight between calls.

Final movie note, I’m going to see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” on Saturday. I’m SUPER STOKED!! As you might know, “Knocked Up” is my fave comedy of all time and I’ve heard that this new one might be even BETTER. Here’s to hoping!

I have to say “UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH” about last night’s American Idol too. God. What a fucking retarded move. I’m not voting this year so I guess I can’t complain too much but seriously? How the hell did Carly go before Jason? Bullshit.

Alright! Seems that this was a largely pop culture filled blog (written while I’m munching on celery sticks covered with peanut butter and m&m’s) but hey, whatever. Not much else is going on over here lately!

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Wow, has it really been 5 days already since I made 10,000 points? Seems like time is flying. I’ve had a pretty busy week. I stayed two nights at the boy’s house to help him with some stuff again and I definitely got the “thanks” I deserved.

Due to some weird stuff all happening at the same time, I have a whopping $6 in my bank account….so I guess I’ll be sticking close to home this weekend and doing calls! It’s ok, I had my days off this week already so it’ll be fine for me to just chill for a bit.

Peep this hilarious looking movie I found at Walmart the other day for $1. Here’s what the description on the back says:

“Tracy, Felicia and Cinnamon are street smart beauties who get framed for felonies they didn’t commit. Trapped in the lock-up, their luck takes a turn for the better when they are approached by attorney Larry Abrahams, who agrees to take their cases and get their charges dropped - if the ladies investigate the murder of his friend and popular rap artist, Nitro Jones (played by multi-platinum rap artist Juvenile).

The ladies go undercover at Nitro’s label, Insynchro Records, and ferret out clues about Nitro’s murder. Following their leads, the avenging angels evade deadly traps set by the villains and use their martial arts skills to avenge Nitro’s death. The lethal ladies uncover a scandal the rocks the rap world to the core - murder for a number one hit record.

When you need the law - call a cop. When you need justice - call the Hood Angels.”

OH MY GOD! Are you kidding me?!!??! I was laughing so hard in the store that I think I almost passed out. Look at the cover. It’s so funny.

Alright peeps, I’ve got a bunch of movies to watch. I’m halfway through “I am Legend”, which I had avoided cause I heard that the ending sucked but I finally caved and started watching. Then I’ve got “Sweeney Todd”, “Little Miss Sunshine” and “The Last King of Scotland” to watch too. I love the pause button though, so give me a call if you want to play!

WOOHOO! Not even 7:30 pm and I already made it past 10,000 points! You guys ROCK! I sent out that email and BAM, so many of you sprang into action, I could barely believe it.

Thanks to my awesome Sean Connery impersonator, Ubu (thank God you’re alive, I wondered where you went), bi curious Brian (have I ever referred to you as that in here?), my poor broken leg sweetie (who finally pushed me over 10,000) and a few of you who logged in to rate previous calls. Thank you so much!

WOOHOO! Now I need to figure out what to do to celebrate. I’ll post here when I come to a conclusion!

Ok, I’m only 15 points away now! Thanks to everyone who has called today to help me get to my goal!

I think something fishy is going on here lately though. I just got another bad feedback from a call I did three weeks ago. This time from a dude who talked for THIRTY MINUTES before hanging up. This is what he said, “Not like into it, like she was distracted, like I think. Calling someone else to get the hard on and brain cells back I lost while struggling to communicate with ‘Nikki’. Pretend to be into it, it is like, your job.”

Like sorry, your story was like totally lame and not only was I not into it, but you should have seen that I wasn’t the type of girl who would be before you even called. Like, damn! At least I let you like drone on and on about what a loser you were and like didn’t hang up on you. Maybe I should have! Or maybe YOU should have? Instead, I got like your money and you got like nothing but apparently so pissed that you kept it alive for like almost a month. I feel like sorry for you.

(Just fyi, I’m not even originally from Cali and I know I don’t say “like” that much.)

Normally there’s a hit once every few months or something but that’s two deliberately incorrect feedbacks and two hostile assholes that I got hit with in a one month period. I guess I will laugh all the way to the bank and to 10,000 points, which I’m 100% sure I will make today!

Let’s go guys…just a few more calls and I’ll have it. Here’s my listing, I’m all ready to celebrate making it to 10,000 points!