I’m not MIA…

February 29th, 2008

I’m really, really sick…have been since Wed. *cough* *sneeze* *sniffle*

Super bad timing with my bank account already being slim as it is, but I can’t take calls right now. Wish I could!.

Photography, fruit and a whole lotta fun!

February 25th, 2008

Phew. Ok, let me start out by saying OH MY GOD…I just took my midterm for photography and it was brutal! There were only 20 questions, but it seems like none of the stuff that he went out of his way to drill into our heads during lectures by saying, “This will be on the midterm!” was. It was way more technical than I thought it would be too. That said, I think I at least pulled a C and this test only counts for 25% of our grade so I think I’m still in good shape.

After the midterm, we did critiques of the photos that we’ve managed to print. I had at least two more pictures done than everyone else. The problem is that even if a print took me 3 or 4 hrs. to get done, every single one of them had “issues” that I could go in and fix if I wanted to. I really don’t know what I should do. I could go to the dark room tomorrow for 4 or 5 hrs. and probably reprint every single picture I’ve done to this point, but I don’t know if I can stand it. It  almost makes me want to cry when I think about all the hours I’ve already put in.

What pisses me off is that most of the suggestions he made had to do with cropping the image further and in every case but one, the other teacher was there helping me make the decisions. UGH. I will definitely go in tomorrow and try to reprint the one of Erin I have that I cleaned the negative and one other assignment that I haven’t tried yet. We’ll see how I feel as to whether I attempt to fix the other prints.

In other news, I had a pretty good weekend. I know it seems like a never ending saga, but the boy isn’t moving out of state now. He went to an interview and he didn’t like the company so he decided against it. I picked him up from the airport and spent Friday night with him, but came home pretty early on Sat.

Sat. night I just went out to dinner with some friends and chilled a bit. Yesterday I went to miniature golf and bowling with some friends. It was way fun! I did sign in briefly last night while I was studying for my test, but didn’t really get much action on the phones. Other than going to the dark room during the daytime, I can’t really afford to be signed out much this week so I will probably be pretty easy to get a hold of!

I’ll be working on that story of what happened with me and Erin last weekend too. I hope to be done with that by tomorrow evening!

I’ll leave you with a little funny story. This happened to me last Friday when I was on my way to the airport from school. I stopped at a fast food place for a diet soda because I was feeling a bit tired and wasn’t in the mood for another coffee. I noticed that there was a fruit cup on the menu but no picture of it anywhere, so I asked the woman taking my order what kind of fruit was in it. Here’s the conversation:

Me: “Can you tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup?”

Her: “I don’t know.”

silence

Me: “Ok, well can you please ask someone?”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…about a minute goes by.

Her: “Can I help you?”

Me: “Um yeah, I was waiting for you to tell me what kind of fruit is in the fruit cup.”

silence…static…background noise of people talking…another minute or so goes by.

Her: “Can you drive to the window?”

I drive to the window and as I pull out, I see her arm protruding from the window and she’s holding a clear plastic cup that is full of fruit. She pretty much shoves it in my face and says, “There.”

I check out the fruit, which looks pretty gross, and tell her that I’ll pass. I almost can’t stop myself from laughing though because I’m thinking to myself, “Holy shit, she doesn’t know what kind of fruit that is!!!!”

So let’s do a little test, shall we? Here are pictures of the four types of fruit that were in the cup. Can YOU identify them?!

 


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exhausted but checking in anyway…

February 22nd, 2008

It’s barely 11 pm and I’m so tired I can barely hold my eyes open. I spent 5 hrs. in the dark room today. I’m pretty sure that this class is going to be the death of me. I’ll be up bright and early to head back tomorrow though so I can get some one on one time with the teacher.

I spent Sunday and Monday with Erin since she didn’t have to work because of President’s day. OMG … we had an absolutely amazing time with our second ever all-girl threesome! It was so amazingly hot, I promise that I’ll be writing up a story about it as soon as I get some time. Oddly enough, that same night, I fucked a guy in a club right in front of a few hundred people. I don’t really think anyone noticed, but still. I’ll include that in the story too, of course.

Anyway, I just wanted to post real fast and let you all know that I’m still here. I’ve been logging in as much as I could but between dark room time, shooting my assignments and visiting Erin, I haven’t been on as much as I should have been lately.

Ok, got interrupted and am now literally falling asleep at my keyboard. Will update more later!.

domestic diva

February 16th, 2008

I just made some iced tea and a batch of snickerdoodles and now I’m watching Rachael Ray because I want to make something yummy for dinner. Someday I’m going to make someone a kick ass wife.

Anyone want a cookie?.

and the weird luck continues!

February 16th, 2008

Yesterday I got up hella early to go to class and discovered that one of my diamond earrings wasn’t in my ears anymore. I looked in the shower, in my room and around the bathroom and had no luck. I was super bummed! They are only half carat, but I bought them for myself the first day I made a good chunk of money as a phone chick.

Then this morning I was um, going potty, for lack of a better term, and I looked down and there it was! YAY! So weird, huh? Broken computer, fixed computer, broken car, fixed car, dead camera, fixed camera, lost earring, recovered earring.

School was BRUTAL yesterday. I’m actually getting close to dropping the class. I went in at 9 and got started. It went ok at first even though it took me forever to load my second roll of film onto the reel so I could develop it…then my film had water spots all over it and I had to rerinse it.

But then the printing started and Oh My God. I wanted to try and get three different prints done in 90 minutes, which is ambitious, I know, but I am a bit behind and wanted to try to catch up. I actually ended up getting some good black and white shots and a depth of field one as well as a replacement portrait so I was excited to see them on paper.

So I got started on the black and white, hoping that it would turn out ok. The first print was actually pretty close. I thought for sure I’d have it on the second try. Hmm…not so much! SIX ATTEMPTS LATER, I still didn’t have it perfect but was 40 minutes late for lunch with some friends so after having a mini melt down in front of a bunch of other students, I left with only the one print completed.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I drove all the way there yesterday to do some work and it was locked. The guy told me today that they’d told us to go to security if that happened, but that was a month ago and I didn’t remember. Some other kind of dramatic stuff was going on at the same time and I was just a bit emotionally fragile so instead of asking someone, I just left.

So anyway, I went to lunch with some friends and lo and behold, there’s an entire table full of hot ass, late 20’s, early 30’s looking business men sitting right next to us. It took me about 5 minutes to ascertain, but four of the five ended up being married. Ugh.

I was looking super cute too. I broke things off with the boy for sure and am on a man hunt now! I went and got some new make up after lunch and a couple of new shirts too. Shopping always makes me feel better.

Then last night a friend called and invited me roller skating! Yep, I said it. Roller skating! Turns out she has a bunch of little cousins and she was baby sitting them. That was so much fun!! Yeah, there were maybe only 10 people in the whole place over the age of 14, but I didn’t even care. It had been like 10 yrs. since I’d been on skates (wow, way to feel old when I’m not even 25 yet), but it was like riding a bike.

I’m a bit sore today though because I had itty bitties (as Rachael Ray would say) hanging on my arms almost all night. It doesn’t take a ton of strength to pull them back up when they’re falling, but do it 1,000 times and you’re bound to get sore.

I don’t really have any plans today and since I essentially took the last 3 days off in a row, I’ll probably just stay signed in most of it. I haven’t had sex for almost 2 weeks now (since I cut the boy off) so I’m definitely horny!

Oh yeah! I finally saw Juno. I feel like I might be the last person on the planet to see it. I’ll just say this…I did like it. It had the ending I would have wanted it to have, but Diablo Cody isn’t half as clever as she thinks she is. Sorry, but the dialogue wasn’t as witty and clever as I think she thinks it is and even though I was entertained, I wasn’t blown away. I’ll give it a 3 out of 5 even though I really wanted to and was prepared to like it more than I did.


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yin/yang, good/bad, assholes/sweethearts

February 11th, 2008

Wow. The past few days have been a weird flurry of contrasts in calls.

First I get a guy who’s a complete weirdo. I mean, really. He asked me what I was doing before he called and oh my god, I actually told him the truth! Well apparently, some guys can’t handle the truth.

I took maybe a minute or so to explain that I was having a party that night and I’d been talking on the phone to some friends and with my roomie just making final plans for it. I asked him some questions about what he likes, etc. and lounged on my bed, getting ready for a call.

For some reason though, he seemed unable to get past the fact that I hadn’t been reclining in my bed wearing lingerie and masturbating or something when he called. He went back to my plans for the night a few times. Hey, that’s fine with me…a lot of guys just like to chit chat when they call so I just went with it even though it was kind of weird and I was getting some weird vibes from him.

Finally, 7 minutes into the call he says, “I think I’ve caught you at a bad time or something,” and just hangs up. I was like, “Um, what the hell?” and it actually bothered me so much that I just blocked him so he wouldn’t call back and went on with my day.

Well, I guess a few days later he either tried to email me or call me again or something because I think he noticed he was blocked and he retaliated in his feedback. Here’s what he said. “Pretty disappointing. Spent 10 minutes trying to engage her, but she was clearly distracted making plans with her friends. Nothing sexy at all. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I was expecting a lot more.”

Sorry. Wrong. Not 10 minutes, it was only 7 and barely that. I wasn’t even anywhere NEAR my friends at the time of the call, I was upstairs in my bedroom. The only reason I even mentioned it is because he specifically asked me what I’d been doing.

So here’s just a gentle reminder to you guys who are thinking about calling or who do call and might sometimes forget.

I AM A REAL PERSON. Normally, I am a very sweet person and I like talking to people. I am not a hard core, nasty gutter slut who lays around all day fucking herself with a 10 inch black cock. If you ask me what I’m up to, be prepared to hear an actual answer.

If for some reason, you think that hearing a real answer will distract you so thoroughly that you’ll be unable to switch gears and have an actual sexual discussion with me AFTER that, I suggest you find someone who won’t burden you with the truth of their existence in the first few minutes of the call.

Now then yesterday I get a guy who actually asks me to suck on my toes for him. Eh, ok. Sure, buddy, whatever you want. HOWEVER, I have been walking around for a few hours without any socks on and I need to wash my feet real fast first. Is that ok with you? Sure, he says and then CLICK.

HAHA ok, so here’s another gentle reminder. If you call and want me to SUCK ON MY OWN TOES FOR YOU, please give me at least 60 seconds to rinse them off first. 😛

Now on the OTHER side of the coin, I’ve had a few GREAT calls with regulars and new guys over the past couple of days as well. My bisexual listing seems to be popular again and you all know how much I love those calls.

Then this morning, I woke up to a tribute with the note, “Woke up this morning still smiling about our call last night. Nothing special scenario-wise, but it had the “oomph” that’s been missing from phone sex for me for awhile. Thanks!”

How sweet is that?

So there, that’s my weird couple of days on the phone.

Other stuff has been pretty normal. I went to photography class this morning and got two more assignments. I actually already have an idea of what I want to do on these two so I might end up doing them before I get assignments 3 and 4 done. It all has to be turned in at the end of the term so doing them out of order isn’t a problem.

I should be on most of the evening and night so give me a call if you get horny! 🙂 .

Yay for awesome calls!

February 5th, 2008

Ok so yes, the Giants won the Superbowl and everyone I know is happy now! Kinda old news at this point, but I haven’t posted in a few days.

I sent out an email a few days ago to my callers announcing that I was lowering my rates back down to $1.69/min. and apologizing for my sporadic availability and moods for the past year or so. I’ve been going through some rough times and it’s totally not something I should be taking out on you all.

Right after I sent out that email, I got a $100 tip from a guy who had only called me once before for 10 minutes! Then he called me and did a call that lasted almost an hour and a half. I was amazed. Not only was it a long call and the tip was awesome, it was one of the first calls in awhile that has aroused me in a basic way that I miss.

Yes, I fantasize with callers still and masturbate, but this was a “panties soaked before I even reach down there” type of call. A call where we took our time to talk before we got “into” it I’ve missed that so much…connecting to someone in that way that reminds us all that we’re sexual creatures.

So even if I never rebound and start making the kind of money I made two years ago or get the kinds of calls that I love doing, that call will be a fond memory long after I leave this industry.

That said, I have a couple of new photography assignments that I hope some of you will have some ideas about! Send me an IM or email if you do. The first one is that I have to take pictures of all black items against a black background. My first thought is that I’ll take a picture of this super hot leather high heeled boot I have against the fuzzy background of a playboy bunny blanket I have.

Then I have to do all white objects on a white background. I thought a white lily against a white sheet or something, but I don’t have many ideas on that. Help!

Then I have to do half/half….half white background, half black with either all white ojects on black bg or all white on a white and vice versa. The surface area of the white and black objects has to be approximately the same (I can’t have a white egg against the boot, for example).

Some examples the teacher gave were that one year a girl spray painted some roses and shot them on a black asphalt background and a guy shot charcoal briquets and marshmallows together.

The second assignment is to stop or blur motion using our camera settings. They said no cars, kids on swings or waterfalls. So what’s something that moves that would look super cool either blurred or stopped in motion? Ideas please!!

I missed school last week because my car broke down so I’m kind of feeling anxious that I’m not ahead of the class anymore. I’d like to get at least one of these two assignments done by Friday so I can make the contact sheet when I go in. I’m going to attempt re-doing the portrait assignment on the second half of a redone landscape attempt roll of film and make a contact sheet out of THAT on Friday too.

Then I need to print one of my portraits and one of my landscapes on Friday too. I’ll definitely be in the lab all three hours. Damn, I’m glad I’m only taking this one class. I’d be super overwhelmed if I had more to do!

Anyway, other than the camera work I’ll be doing, I should be on for calls a LOT between now and Saturday. Look me up and let’s have some fun together!


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YAY SUPERBOWL!

February 3rd, 2008

Ok, well I really don’t actually care about the Superbowl, but I know that most of you manly types do so I’m gonna pretend real fast to care. For some reason, everyone I know is rooting for the Giants and as I type this, they are behind so BOO.

I watched pre-game shows and the half time show. Great stuff! Jordin Sparks is super awesome. I’ll be available for calls most of the night even though I’m about to go downstairs and whip up an amazing mac and cheese dish that I saw on Rachael Ray’s show. It’s got broccoli and (fake) chicken in it and I’m gonna ramp it up a bit by adding spinach and artichoke hearts too. Add a little cheddar cheese and you can’t beat it!

I sent out an email to all my good callers letting them know that I’m back “in the game” so to speak. I’m deliberately going to block out anything bad going on in my life and not let it affect my phone performance anymore! Actually, most things have been going pretty well for me lately. My camera broke but then got fixed and my car just did the same thing…took it in when the engine light came on and it was a warranty covered engine problem that only took a few hours to fix. YAY!

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