omg I am the most boring person on this planet!
Ok, really though. I feel like my life is just BLAH lately. Class is going well, Erin is great, the boy is still moving but we’re doing good too with just hanging out and stuff. I just feel BORED! ACK! It’s been super duper slow on my phone too and that’s not only depressing but lame for my pocket book. It means a lot less shopping, which is fun even on boring days.
A few days ago (well, maybe a week even…I’ve been pretty lax at updating this journal), I was doing a call with a guy and we were watching porn together on a pretty cool site that he showed me called Hot Movies He knows I like bi stuff so we were surfing around those movies and I chose one based on the preview pictures of the scenes.
It starts playing and all of the sudden BAM, this crazy ass ho down music shit starts playing and totally dominates the soundtrack so totally that you can’t even hear the actors at all. (Funny that I called them actors, huh? haha) I started laughing and just really couldn’t even control myself. I grabbed my mic and recorded a little piece of it. LISTEN
Isn’t that just too damn much? Crazy…and definitely NOT HOT. A few days later he called back and we watched a little bit more of a different movie. It was hot but the girl had a pink dildo she was using on the guy and she kept talking mad shit about it while she was using it on him. I thought that was funny too, “Take my pink dick, fucker!” she would yell. I know we all do and say things when we’re in the middle of sex that we wouldn’t otherwise say, but that just struck me as funny.
I’ve been signed in all day and I’ve only had three calls and none of them lasted longer than 10 minutes. Subtracting featuring costs, I think I’ve made a whopping, mind blowing $5.00. Someone stop me! lol










