I’m no Blitzen!

I went to see “Fred Claus” yesterday and it was surprisingly amusing and deep! Now granted, the special effects were horrible. They clearly pasted the heads of regular adult actors onto bodies of children that were wearing costumes to make them look like elves and it was a little distracting at times, but it was also a bit charming.

I love Vince Vaughn to begin with; his delivery style just really does it for me. What really surprised me about this movie though were all the OTHER actors that I didn’t expect to see. Paul Giamatti was Santa Claus, Rachel Weizs was the girlfriend and Ludacris played the DJ and I almost lost my head laughing at how funny it looked to see Luda’s head pasted on a little elf body. Kathy Bates (one of my all time faves) played the Claus mother and then surprise of all surprises, Kevin Space (another one of my all time faves) played the bad guy.

Let me tell you, a double Oscar winner showing up in this supposedly light hearted holiday comedy was unexpected. What really shocked me though was how deep and touching it ended up being. Now, I’m not expert on movies, have never claimed to be…but the speech that Spacey gives to Vaughn about his inability to thrive in the shadow of his brother is really a powerful moment. I was actually pulled out of the movie for a second just to wonder at Spacey’s talent.

Anyway, I highly recommend this movie!

 

In other news, I’m off to Erin’s here in just a little bit! My cousin is going with so we’re having a crazy girl weekend! WOOHOO! I definitely need it. I’m 100% sure that we will not be doing any calls so please don’t worry when you don’t see us on!
 

And finally, I have to rant a little. I just got totally insulted by a caller after I made a valiant effort to stretch out a conversation with what seemed like a brick wall. He didn’t like role playing but wanted to “discuss” his fantasy. After asking about a million questions over a 5 minute period and being delivered deadpan answers that didn’t lead to further conversation, I finally just said that I didn’t really know what he wanted.
 

He was like, “Oh, it’s ok, maybe we’re just not clicking. I’m sure you’re very good with other callers, just not this one.” Well, first of all, there’s not a damn thing in any of my listings about being an expert on cuckolding. And excuse me? I am DAMN good at what I do, but I cannot conduct a conversation with a pile of rocks. And no, he didn’t leave me bad feedback or anything, but I don’t really care if he does. I’m using this opportunity to remind you all that I’m not a miracle worker, I’m just a girl!
 

Hope you all have a GREAT weekend! I’m gonna do my best to get laid by a super hot stud with a huge cock. Ok, not TOO huge…but at least 8! haha

 

 

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