the old lady who swallowed a fly…
That was me two nights ago! Well, not the old part, but I was on a call and saw this tiny little fly fluttering around and a few minutes later I took a deep breath and BAM, it flew straight down my throat. I coughed one time hard and then muted my phone and ran for a drink of water. After the call was over, I told the guy I’d been talking to why I coughed and we both had a good laugh about it. EW though! Way to add some protein to my diet, huh?
I was supposed to go to a concert tonight but I broke up with the boy for the nine millionth time so I sold the tickets. It’s good though, the money will come in handy for the trip! It’s coming up so fast, it’s kinda insane. Less than two weeks from now and I’ll be in Europe! We’ve booked a private room at a hostel in London for the first night and will be booking a night at a castle in Paris before we go but otherwise we’re just going to take things as they come. Hopefully talking to some locals and other travelers will give us a better idea of where we should be staying and what kinds of bargains we can get. If not, we’ll just stay in hostels most of the time.
It’s been pretty slow on the phones for a few days. It seems like it’s that way for everyone though from talking to some other girls. That’s weird because usually right after school starts, it picks up again after being slow during the summer. I actually had a pretty busy summer though, considering all the time I took off. Who knows. It’s one of those unpredictable things, I guess.
Now that I don’t have a steady male sex partner though, I’ll definitely be masturbating a LOT more. Maybe you should call and see if you can inspire me to do it with YOU?
