zoo sex!

July 31st, 2007

Erin went to the zoo the other day with her sister and niece and apparently there was something in the air! She said she saw BATS having sex. She actually saw the bat penis.

Then later they were at the baboons, the ones with the pink booties and she watched as a male baboon approached a female, LICKED her stuff and then started going for it. She saw baboon oral sex!!!!

God I hope this doesn’t get me some crazy animal sex calls. I do NOT do that! I just thought it was funny that Erin saw a baboon licking baboon pussy. I wasn’t aware that that kinda thing went on in the zoo. haha

I’m on schedule today! Woke up bright and early at a quarter to 9. By 9:30, I was on my way to the gym. I overdid it a bit yesterday with the running and am a tiny bit sore, so I just set the treadmill to an incline and kept a steady pace and my heart rate in the 130’s today. Then I ate a wrap from Subway for lunch and signed in for calls.

I need some new workout gear though so I think I’ll head off around 4 and see if I can’t go find some new shorts and tshirts. I’m sure I’ll see a bunch of other stuff I really don’t need, but hey…I deserve it, right? That’s RIGHT!

Shout outs for 7/24/07:
Lick your ass, tickle your balls, let you fuck me…I’ve got it down! lol
I can’t believe you’re a real life prison bitch and you call ME to tell me about it. That rocks.
I’m glad I could be there for you when you were feeling lonely and depressed. Anytime you need someone to talk to, I’ll be there!
Had a new caller with such a crazy situation, I almost couldn’t believe it! African landlord taking advantage of you and basically making you his sex slave? Hope you call back and update me!

Shout outs for 7/25/07:
New caller with a 4 inch penis who wants to worship me! I think that makes about 1,000 of them so far now! lol
I teased a guy so good that he paid a lot more per minute to talk to me and didn’t even complain! gotta love it! then he called back a few days later to THANK ME for the call! WOOHOO
Nice tease and denial call that was a lead up for another one a couple of days later….
Had a guy call my new cock sucker line and end up just asking advice about his relationship. That’s fine with me.
panty boy! you owe me some feedback! haha

none for 7/26
Shout outs for 7/27/07:
14th call with a guy who is normally pretty fast but damn we went for it this time. NICE
I teased a guy so good that he put in his feedback “teased me to till I thought I would die” haha not quite, though it will be nice when you pay me that $200 three weeks from now to cum!
A new sissy called who wanted to wear panties and suck cock. I can understand that, I like doing both myself.
Sorry you’ve been so crazy busy with school and work that you don’t even have time to masturbate! Just make sure that whenever you can, you call me! :P
Another guy…40 minutes of drunken teasing before he finally admits that raising the rate might get him off and then he only lasts one minute! lol damn it

no shout outs for 7/28
Shout outs for 7/29/07:
Had a good call with a sweet little cock sucker. You guys are so great!
Alright, fine…geez…here’s your damn shout out! You think you deserve some kind of medal cause you called again after however long? A year? 18 months? HAHA NOT! :P
thanks for helping me get my new listing better rated, panty boy!
hmm yeah your cock does look a bit PETITE next to that big one. No wonder I want the bigger one, eh?
Made a guy tribute me after a tease and denial call to buy his orgasm and he did it! Welcome to official “bitch boy” status!

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