Erin went to the zoo the other day with her sister and niece and apparently there was something in the air! She said she saw BATS having sex. She actually saw the bat penis.

Then later they were at the baboons, the ones with the pink booties and she watched as a male baboon approached a female, LICKED her stuff and then started going for it. She saw baboon oral sex!!!!

God I hope this doesn’t get me some crazy animal sex calls. I do NOT do that! I just thought it was funny that Erin saw a baboon licking baboon pussy. I wasn’t aware that that kinda thing went on in the zoo. haha

I’m on schedule today! Woke up bright and early at a quarter to 9. By 9:30, I was on my way to the gym. I overdid it a bit yesterday with the running and am a tiny bit sore, so I just set the treadmill to an incline and kept a steady pace and my heart rate in the 130’s today. Then I ate a wrap from Subway for lunch and signed in for calls.

I need some new workout gear though so I think I’ll head off around 4 and see if I can’t go find some new shorts and tshirts. I’m sure I’ll see a bunch of other stuff I really don’t need, but hey…I deserve it, right? That’s RIGHT!

Shout outs for 7/24/07:
Lick your ass, tickle your balls, let you fuck me…I’ve got it down! lol
I can’t believe you’re a real life prison bitch and you call ME to tell me about it. That rocks.
I’m glad I could be there for you when you were feeling lonely and depressed. Anytime you need someone to talk to, I’ll be there!
Had a new caller with such a crazy situation, I almost couldn’t believe it! African landlord taking advantage of you and basically making you his sex slave? Hope you call back and update me!

Shout outs for 7/25/07:
New caller with a 4 inch penis who wants to worship me! I think that makes about 1,000 of them so far now! lol
I teased a guy so good that he paid a lot more per minute to talk to me and didn’t even complain! gotta love it! then he called back a few days later to THANK ME for the call! WOOHOO
Nice tease and denial call that was a lead up for another one a couple of days later….
Had a guy call my new cock sucker line and end up just asking advice about his relationship. That’s fine with me.
panty boy! you owe me some feedback! haha

none for 7/26
Shout outs for 7/27/07:
14th call with a guy who is normally pretty fast but damn we went for it this time. NICE
I teased a guy so good that he put in his feedback “teased me to till I thought I would die” haha not quite, though it will be nice when you pay me that $200 three weeks from now to cum!
A new sissy called who wanted to wear panties and suck cock. I can understand that, I like doing both myself.
Sorry you’ve been so crazy busy with school and work that you don’t even have time to masturbate! Just make sure that whenever you can, you call me!
Another guy…40 minutes of drunken teasing before he finally admits that raising the rate might get him off and then he only lasts one minute! lol damn it

no shout outs for 7/28
Shout outs for 7/29/07:
Had a good call with a sweet little cock sucker. You guys are so great!
Alright, fine…geez…here’s your damn shout out! You think you deserve some kind of medal cause you called again after however long? A year? 18 months? HAHA NOT!
thanks for helping me get my new listing better rated, panty boy!
hmm yeah your cock does look a bit PETITE next to that big one. No wonder I want the bigger one, eh?
Made a guy tribute me after a tease and denial call to buy his orgasm and he did it! Welcome to official “bitch boy” status!

Geez, it’s been crazy slow again. Maybe that’s what summer is just destined to be like! lol

I haven’t been feeling like myself for a few months so I’ve implemented a plan to get myself onto a schedule, back into the gym and just generally take back control of my life. I started today and it’s going well so far!

I woke up right about 9, checked email and let myself wake up a bit and then headed to the gym. I got myself a salad on the way home and ate it after I showered. I did some calls, then I took a little time off and hung out with my roomie while we made and ate dinner.

We just watched the most fucked up movie! It was called “Danika” and stars Marisa Tomei. UGH. If you could give zero stars out of 4 or whatever, I’d give it zero. One of those “holy shit, I cannot believe I just wasted my time watching that.” Even worse is that I was signed in the entire time and didn’t get ONE call lol FREAKY

Anyway, I don’t feel like doing shout outs right now, sorry guys. Maybe later tonight sometime! CALL ME! haha

Sorry I didn’t send out an email about Erin being here the past few days. I kinda forgot and didn’t really know what our schedule was going to be like anyway so we just winged it when we signed on. We had a great time doing calls and just hanging out though!

Sunday evening when she got here, a friend who has been stationed in Germany for awhile who’s on leave now came over. We all drank and hung out and played Scattergories. haha That game is crazy fun and I kicked so much ass at it! We just added up our scores every three rounds and out of 5 total games, I won 3 and tied another. I only outright lost one time.

I gained like 2 pounds while she was here, holy crap! We were eating Mexican food, donuts, chocolate…whatever we could stuff into our faces. I’ve gone back to eating fruit and salad though so hopefully I’ll feel back to normal here pretty fast.

I spent Sat. night with the boy at his new place. He just moved on Sat. and I went over to check it out and meet his new roomie. So at least I got some sex! We fucked a few times and when Erin came on Sunday, I was kinda sore! oops. I’m going to Portland this weekend though probably so I don’t think I’ll see him again til sometime next week.

Ok, now here goes probably the longest and craziest shout out list I’ve EVER done. Wish me luck!

Shout outs for 7/17/07:
Second call with a great guy from Cali. Super funny and sweet, I hope we get to talk again soon!
Great mutual masturbation call with a guy that didn’t last long, but was definitely enough to help me get off!
And then right after that, got a new caller for more playing with my pussy! Phew!
And then my Radio Shack guy who doesn’t work for Radio Shack anymore called. Not 19 minute this time! Dang, we got right into it!

Shout outs for 7/18/06:
My shy pro masturbator isn’t so shy anymore! Geez, what are those other girls doing to you??
My new cock sucker listing is really pulling them in..you just can’t stop playing with my panties, can you??
My goodness…by far my favorite teacher of all. Why couldn’t I have really had one like you? Meanie!
I really am gonna buy you a little bell so you can ring it for me when you finish…
You didn’t leave me any feedback, but I’m gonna shout out to you anyway. It had been almost 2 yrs. since we talked and I’m so glad you’re back. At least I hope you’re really back…I’d missed your voice.

Shout outs for 7/19/07:
I’ve got a new panty boy in the making…hmmm
Wow, thanks for this awesome feedback! Check it out “What can I say. This woman is my favorite flirt. Guys if you don’t call her, you will be missing out on a hell of a time.” Thanks!
Hmm, getting fucked by a strap on was too much for you, huh?
bad little cock sucker, I said stay out of my panties! haha!
I guess you can’t rape the willing, but you can have fun pretending to force them!
WOW. You had your dick between the car seat and the girl’s ass and didn’t even notice it? CLASSIC!!!!! I’m still crackin’ up over that.
Never had a guy talk for half an hour and then tell me I rushed him! oops lol will never do it again…
pink panty boy. this was by far the weirdest call we’ve ever done but it ended up just fine!
t&d with a small pee pee…major fun!

No shout outs for 7/21 or 7/23
Shout outs for 7/22/07:
yeah, your thing is just too small. too bad I don’t want to fuck you! hah

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Ok, so those of you who know me well know that I freak out easily. So the other day I sent out free minutes to a small segment of my callers to try and drum up some calls.

Holy crap, did it work.

I’m pretty sure that yesterday I had more actual talk time than I’ve ever had in any other 24 hr. period. It wasn’t my best day as far as income goes because I got very few tips or tributes and did only one very short financial domination call, but it was definitely an amazing day. I made double what my usual goal is. YAY!

It started out on a weird tip cause I was super tired really early so I decided to take a nap. I went to sleep at 10 and didn’t end up waking up til 3. OOPS! That was a bit longer than I planned. But I felt refreshed and awake so I got up and signed in.

I have never been so busy in my life. I couldn’t even believe it! I’d have guys waiting in line or I’d put the phone down and it would immediately ring again. About half the callers were new!

I went back to sleep at 8 and got up at 11. But here’s the funny part!! Then I went shopping! lol I didn’t even sign back on until around 4:30. It was busy again though! I think I had 9 calls that lasted over 30 minutes and that is very unusal. I won’t say any more cause I don’t want you guys doing the math and trying to figure out how much I made.

Anyway, I’m off to get my hair done. I’m not sure what I’ll be doing tonight, there’s a chance that I’ll be available but I wouldn’t bet on it. I want to get out and do something!

Apologies to everyone who’s going to look for me tonight, but I’m dragging my exhausted ass to BED!! I’ll write more tomorrow but I just had the single busiest day of my career. I can’t even hold my eyes open.

Hope you all had as good of a day as I did!