Ready for a mega journal entry?
I finally did it. I feel like I was the last person on the planet to do it, but I finally did it. I went and saw 300. Please skip down to the paragraph that starts with “Anyway,” if you haven’t seen it yet, as I’m sure a few of the things I’m about to say will be spoilers. I can’t help it.
Let me begin by saying that on the whole, I did not like it. I attended the movie with the sniffer (who is male, in case you weren’t aware) and he did. I’m not saying that necessarily because I believe it really had anything to do with it. I know a lot of women who enjoyed the movie. I actually haven’t talked to anyone other than myself who didn’t, so I guess I’m just some kind of freak! Here’s a list of things that I didn’t like:
1. The sex scene toward the beginning seemed completely out of place. Ok, so they’re married and they love each other and he’s going off to die, I get it. It just didn’t work for me at all, though I guess it’s good to know that he’s a creative lover (since he busted out multiple positions).
2. Though the spears stabbing through guys was kinda fun when it started, after awhile it just wore on me. How many different scenes of “spear stabs through man, computer generated blood flies around while inappropriate hard rock music plays in the background” do we need?
3. The Queen was a whore! How could she give up the royal pussy up so easily to that dude who was SO obviously going to betray her? Come on.
4. Everyone dies! Ok, not everyone but 299 of the 300 die when it’s all said and done? I am NOT down with that! At least at the end of the movie, it looks like a victory over the bad guy is imminent, but the sniffer told me that in the book, they lose anyway.
5. I actually laughed out loud in a few places where I don’t think I was supposed to. Rhino charging everyone? A donkey playing some kind of musical instrument in the bad guy’s tent? Those crazy deformed and insane looking dudes that were attacking everyone? Laughable.
Now that was some pretty fuckin’ fine man flesh going on…how did they even FIND that many dudes with six packs like that? Oddly enough though, the impact of such a rockin’ bod is kinda lost when they’re ALL like that. I thought the king was finer when he was being portrayed as a teenager anyway. Am I going to hell?
OH YEAH! Speaking of hell, that was the funniest line in the entire movie! OMG I cracked up when he said, “…tonight we’ll be dining in hell!” I thought, “Wonder what kind of food they have in hell? Do they even feed you when you’re in hell? Wouldn’t it be more hellish to NOT feed you, so you’re hungry all the time? Hmm maybe they feed you nasty shit like on Fear Factor…coagulated blood balls and half formed baby chickens in the shells. That would be pretty hellish.”
Anyway, if you haven’t seen it yet, go see it. Wait, what? Why am I saying that? Only because if you haven’t seen it yet, you’re already some kind of cultural freak and I don’t want you having self esteem issues because you’re the last person who hasn’t seen it! Here’s the beautiful poster for it.
In other news, I heard back from the photography job people today. Apparently they decided NOT to hire someone now. The chick who quit decided to stay through the Spring season and then I guess after that, they’re going to look into hiring someone to do the booking full time, which is the part of the job I was least enthusiastic about. I told them that that was too bad, I was really interested in the job, but not to contact me again if they were just gonna be hiring a salesperson. I guess I will continue my search!
As far as I’m concerned though, my first step on the road to making photography at least part of my income is to lower my expenses. I need to make it so that if I end up taking a job that pays jack just so I can get some experience, I will still be able to pay my bills…so my first idea is to get rid of my car payment. My roomies owed me $4500 and they just paid me that. I got some money from the marathon man and then I managed to scrape up a tiny little bit on the side. After a few days of looking and test driving various used vehicles, I think I’ve settled on the Suzuki Grand Vitara. I’ve never owned a Suzuki before, but my cousin does and she loves her little Forenza. For the money I’ve got, I am gonna have to get a pretty old one…somewhere between 1999 and 2002 probably, but that’s fine with me. It will take $500 out of my budget that I just can’t afford to have (my payment is so high cause when I bought my current car, I put NOTHING down and my interest rate is around 10 or so cause my credit isn’t blemish free…but whose is at my age? ha) So I might be making this purchase sometime within the next few days if I can find something that works for me. Wish me luck!
In case you’re wondering, no, I didn’t have an SUV before. I drive a Hyundai Tiburon now, which is a fuckin’ kick ass ride…but it’s a pain when I go somewhere with people and as I get more into photography, I imagine doing more hiking/driving around looking for things to shoot and a small SUV which has more room in the back than a sports car will come in handy. I also looked at a tricked out cream colored ‘97 Ford Explorer, but it had way more miles on it than the Vitara.
Depending on what I find and what’s out there, I might end up having some kind of vehicle purchase “fundraiser” on here sometime early next week. I guess it will entail my ass staying signed in 24/7 for a few days and sending out an email begging for donations? I might also do some kind of recording and try to sell that to raise some extra cash. We’ll see how it goes! Hopefully some of you will feel generous and want to help me out with my new career.
I’m getting really excited about seeing Erin again. She’s moving to a new place with her roomie Sabrina on Monday so I’m gonna go back with her on Sunday and help her pack up and move. I’ll be back on Tuesday though, I’m pretty sure. She’ll be here on Friday though and we’ll be doing calls Friday night! Now shy guy said he’s gonna spoil us again so I know we’ll be spending a lot of time with him on Friday…so I’m not sure if I should even email everyone since I don’t know how much time we’ll have for other callers. Hmmm….I guess I’ll do it anyway. Then if you know for sure you want a call, you can arrange for one and we’ll see it or you can send us an IM and we can let you know when we’ll be available.
I should be online and taking calls all night tonight! Give me a call if you’re feeling horny! 
Shout outs for 3/18/07:
Mr. 7×5 called and had no idea what he wanted. I think I busted out some stuff on him that we’d never done before…hope you liked it!
Had a GREAT quickie with a new guy. Mmm ok sometimes quickies can be hot, when a guy sounds like you do.
little Larry called again! How fun is it to talk to someone who calls themselves that? lol
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Shout outs for 3/19/07:
The guy from WY who gave me the glass dildo called and had me use it. DAMN, I came hard. That thing (and you) rock my world every time.
It had been way too long since we’d talked…glad you hooked up with a guy who could give you what you needed, a huge load of cum in your mouth!
A new guy who said he’d NEVER called anyone before graced me with his phone virginity and we fantasized long and hard about him getting fucked by a big cock AND my strap on!
Ok, you haven’t left me feedback yet, but your call that ended right before midnight saved my day so thanks Dale! I really like talking to you…and that it’s not just about sex between us. It’s nice.
Shout outs for 3/20/07:
I love role playing! I’m your sister’s best friend and you take advantage of me? Hell yeah! And thanks for the sweet feedback too, I hope we get to talk again soon!
Holy cow, your life is a soap opera! First an affair with a married woman and now you’ve met someone else that you won’t even kiss for fear of rushing things? The contradictions in your behaviors are endlessly fascinating! I can’t wait to see what happens.
Vote for me on Phone Sex Central!
Buy fun stuff at my sex toy shop!
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