Why me?
I just had one of the lamest calls I’ve ever had in my entire career as a phone sex operator. Things started out ok, this guy called and was drunk, said he was a loser and liked girls to “take advantage” of him. I’m sure most of you know that I don’t really do those kinds of calls. It’s just a personal preference. I’ve had a lot more guys kinda forcing that type of thing on me lately and when the guy really does seem pretty lame, I can get into it….as I posted a few entries prior to this one, it can be lucrative. It was for me this week, at least!
Things were going ok, he said he liked having money taken from him but apparently I’m not good at that, so he didn’t give me any. Whatever, it’s fine cause I didn’t really try to get any anyway. It’s still not really my thing. I much prefer guys who just want to throw it at me. Then he starts telling me that there was this girl one time who got him to max out his cards just because she was so fucking amazing. Ok, wow, good for her! I’ve talked about it in here before, there are girls who make bank raping the accounts of dumb ass guys and that’s just not something I really get into. It’s not like I doubt that it happens though.
Then he tells me basically that she was dominating the VP of Microsoft for a few hundred grand and on a break, she took his call. Well, immediately that really doesn’t make any sense to me. He tells me she’s majorly ballin’, she’s got slaves in an apt. building each paying her $10,000 a month and they’re locked into 10 yr. contracts, she’s getting mad cash from dominating guys in real life and she’s gonna work him for three hours to get his $5,000? Sorry, doesn’t add up to me.
So he spends then next hour or whatever arguing with me, telling me that yeah, she wanted every penny she could get her hands on cause she never knew when her next big fish was gonna come in. Ok, that kinda makes sense, but you’d think that it would get to the point where she’d be set, right? Where she wouldn’t bother doing it just for the money anymore, she’d have enough to sustain her and would want to spend her days sipping margaritas or mojitos or whatever the trendy drink of the minute is and the last thing she’d do would be to pick up her phone for $2.99/min. and spend however long trying to figure out whether Joe Schmoe on the phone would be the one to give her $20,000 instead of $200.
Ok, so she’s doing it for fun, for enjoyment, for the sheer thrill of taking the money that the guy thought she never could get her hands on. That I can understand, I guess. But at some point, this dude on the phone just starts freaking out, insisting that I’m not listening to him and that I’m not hearing a word he’s saying. Well yeah, I’m hearing it and I’m just disagreeing. Then he starts saying I should email this girl, ask her and blah blah blah, like I REALLY give a fuck. It was like the Twilight Zone because it kept going in circles. He’d say a bunch of things I’d agree with and I’d say, “Ok, I agree with all of those things, but that’s not what you said 20 minutes ago.” and he would vehemently deny saying anything different. I wish the call had been taped.
It was crazy. This is the second guy I’ve had now in the past year and a half who just seems to be willing to sit on the phone endlessly and argue with me. It was beyond bizarre and toward the end of the call, it really pissed me off. He hasn’t left bad feedback yet, but I fully anticipate it. What’s funny is that since my domination skills are obviously so far below that multi millionaire that he used to talk to, I probably got more money out of him by fighting with him than I would have if he called back another night all drunk and “vulnerable.”
The world is a weird, weird place.
Btw, if you are the guy I’m talking about and you’re reading this, leaving the feedback empty would be great. Give me some credit for at least getting your loser juices going and relieving you of some money the good old fashioned way.
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