How come every time you come around, my London bridge wanna go down?
What the fuck does that MEAN? Ok, so I Googled it and one site said she wants to have the person go down on her. Another site said, “The song, which is included on her debut solo album ‘The Dutchess’, refers to when two women and two men have sex and form a position to make a ‘bridge’” What the fuck? Can someone find me a picture of this? I can’t envision it! Is it two girls gettin’ it doggy style facing each other?
I get “go down” but why London bridge? Just because it’s part of a nursery rhyme? It’s so frustrating, when I listen to music sometimes I feel like I don’t even speak English! The worst part though is that when I hear this song, it’s absolutely stuck in my head for hours afterward, even if I play other music. Someone save me.
So here’s the thing…have two weeks until Mexico and I had kinda slacked off on working out lately and I never really got rid of the extra 5 lbs. or so that I gained last Christmas. What’s my point? Well, Erin and I have decided to go on a liquid diet before we go on our trip. Why am I telling you, my faithful blog reader? Because I’m likely to be a total bitch for the next couple of weeks and I don’t want you to think that I hate you specifically or that my overall demeanor just completely changed for no reason. I’m not exactly sure how it will affect me, but I’m pretty sure I won’t be a happy camper.
For those of you who are worried, I consulted a nutritionist about this and we are drinking protein shakes and taking vitamins, etc. so please don’t freak out and think I’ll become a vegetable because I’m not getting enough nutrition. And please save the “You’re not fat” speech! lol I know I’m not, I just want to be back to “optimal” before going to the BEACH. I don’t think that’s too much to ask of myself! lol
My roomie and I have been running around like crazy trying to get the baby shower all arranged and stuff. I think today we’re gonna stick close to home and maybe do some cleaning, etc. so I plan on being on today during the day. I’m actually on right now and just took a call! I probably won’t be at my computer much until later this evening though.
So how many of you are watching Lost? I watched the first episode of the new season last night and I just pretty much sat there thinking, “What the hell?” This show is just beyond comprehension. I couldn’t be more confused if a talking monkey came up to me in my yard and asked for my wallet. I still like it though, no doubt, and I’ll keep watching it as long as they keep making it!
I don’t think I’ve ever written a more disjointed blog entry before. I’m just jumping from topic to topic like a mad woman, aren’t I? How bizarre. Oh well, I guess I can’t really think of a way to seque between Fergie Ferg and liquid diet. “Speaking of London Bridge, that Fergie sure could stand to lose a couple of pounds! I know I could too, therefore I’m going on a liquid diet!” Does that sound better?
Anyway, please be nice to me if you talk to me tonight…I’ll probably be a very hungry girl. And oh yeah, no one bought me the fingerprint reader (surprise, surprise) so I’m buying it for myself today.
Shout outs for 10/1/06:
pink panty boy and I did what I think was our longest call ever. I had no idea you were so high up in my list of callers, either. I guess I kinda take you for granted. Bad Nikki.
Ooh, you guys remember that guy I posted about in here who had called me a ton then disappeared, only to come back like months and months later to tell me that he’d gotten engaged and that’s why he had dropped off the planet? Well, the poor thing broke up with his girl and called me again. We had a great call…he’s so much fun to talk to. Don’t be a stranger!
My sweet TX electronics store dude broke up with his fiance too. Is there something in the water lately? Did you ever get your computer up so you could check out my blog?
shy one and I set a record. 4 minutes?! WOW lol we were both just too horny for our own good.
Shout outs for 10/2/06:
panty boy…I’m so glad you’ve been calling more often again. I’ve missed you and even a 2 min. call helps reassure me that you still love me.
Ok, so you just moved and it’s gonna take you awhile to rate our call. That’s fine. You are BY FAR one of my favorite callers and 31 calls later, I can’t believe how fucking creative you are. It’s amazing.
You are by far one of my weirder callers, but it’s strangely fun pretending to be someone else. Too bad that last girl didn’t really do it for ya!
shy one…you spoil me so bad, it’s not even funny. Erin is rabidly jealous!
Shout outs for 10/3/06:
I had a brand new tease and denial caller who called me “Fan - FREAKING - tastic!” How cool is that?
Quickie study break with my aspiring lawyer…even a quickie with you is better than most full length calls with other guys!
Ubu showed me the lub….yeah, you are WAY too addicted to that game.
And damn if this wasn’t a busy day but a ton of my regs didn’t rate our calls!
Shout outs for 10/4/06:
Oh my. Ok, so your cock is just average and you fantasize about watching your woman fuck another guy….DAMN you are hot sounding. lol Seriously, usually I’m pretty immune to good voices, but yours just makes me wet.
shy one…I am thoroughly spoiled now. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to live without you now. Uh oh! lol
A brand new caller just wanted to make me scream. I’m definitely down with that.
Now HERE is some good feedback! “I would marry her in an instant if I knew I could have that sweetness every night. 
”
Yes, yes, I love your cock. You know I do…and I always will.
I always took it like that old saying, “making my love come down”? Like she’s saying he makes her pussy wet and whenever he comes around, she wants to fuck him? I don’t know though… I’ve never heard of that whole bridge position thing…make sure you let me see it if anyone sends you a pic of that?
Sounds kind of crazy….
(I just had to stop in and check out your blog today~hope you’re doing well, Nikki! Talk to you sometime soon)
Kylie