I have my own toy store!
I told you I’d post pictures of the new toys I got, so here they are! The first group is from OSNB. What you’re seeing is 2 new large bullets for my vibrator, an adaptor so I can use two bullets at once, the “Lil Dipper” and a the “Kama Sutra bedside box”, which has sweet, edible Honey Dust with it’s own feather applicator, spicy, tingly Original Oil of Love, lubricating Love Liquid and Vanilla Creme Massage Cream. I’ve linked all of them to their descriptions on the website they came from so you can check them out further, if you’d like! So awesome!
Oh, btw, OSNB, I had an amazing dream about you last night. Before you even ask, I’ll tell you that yes, we were fucking our brains out. When we got off the phone last night, I made myself cum twice before I even moved….and apparently it affected my dreams. You’re such a tease. I loved talking to you last night.
Then today, I got another box from DJ! He’s so generous sometimes, it just makes me smile. Now, I do have to note that my Aussie hottie gave me money to buy the “Power Rocket” that’s shown below, but I was ordering it with something else for Erin that was on back order, so I cancelled it when I received this in the mail. I will be buying myself something else today! Woohoo! So below is the Power Rocket. a dildo called “Perfect 10“Â (OMG) and the “Passion Wand“. I’m really glad I went and got another battery charger and some more AA batteries. lol Thank you SO MUCH DJ!!
I seriously have enough sex toys to open my own store now. I think I’ll go ahead and take the wish list down for awhile again. It makes me a little sad that almost no one ever wants to buy me a book or something non sexual (Johnathan is the main exception to this rule), but I just don’t think I can even handle any more toys. I think later tonight I’ll take a picture of all of them together and then you’ll really see how many I truly have. lol Hey, that would probably be cool to have up on the site anyway, then guys could just choose from the picture what I use when they call. 
One other thing I’ll include in this post. A guy posted on the Niteflirt forums about a new group for guys only, so I took a peekety peek at the guys’ listings…and I saw some feedback that just made me wonder “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?” I thought *I* got weird calls, but this takes the cake, man.
“PLEASE GIANT EVIL BLACK GOD ..SHRINK THEM ALL DOWN AND CRAM THEM IN HAMSTER BALLS THEN BLOW LOADS OF CUM IN THE BALL , AFTER YOU CRAM THE SHRUNKEN SLUTS IN THE CLEAR PLASTIC BALL HOG TIED AND NAKED SQUEELING FOR YOUR GIANT MERCY”
“MASTER CRAMS ALL SHRUNKEN SLUTS INTO HAMSTER BALLS ,, NAKED , AND HOGTIED,SQUEELING FOR MERCY AS HE SCREWS THE LID ON TO SEAL THE TINY SHRUNKEN DOLL SIZE SLUTS TO BE ADDED TO HIS COLLECTION.SOME LEASHES ATTACHED TO BE DRUG AROUND,BUGS AT MASTERS FEETÂ ”
Hamster balls? Dude.
First of all, it’s absolutely my pleasure to get you some small things you want and give you a nice surprise, you deserve it! Secondly, I completely enjoyed talking to you last night too! And last, seriously after all the baby chipmunk throwing at each other yesterday, you should be grateful that I didn’t put it in my feedback….People in glass compounds shouldn’t throw stones….or chipmunks either.