Finally something exciting happened to me…

September 29th, 2006

I fell on my face. Yep, I did. Well, not exactly on my face, but on my hands and knees. My cousin stayed home today but while she was in the shower, I got a craving for an iced chai, so I packed up the baby and headed to a coffee place. When I got home, I had the tea and my purse in one hand and the car seat in the other. As I was walking up the stairs to go in the door, the front of my flip flop caught on the top stair and I went flyin’!

I dropped the chai and spilled it on my Coach bag. I dropped the car seat and the baby landed on his side. I fell on the DOG. The baby didn’t cry, he just looked at me with a “what the fuck happened” look on his face. The dog gave me the same look. I managed to get back to my feet and limp into the house, laughing hysterically the entire time.

My cousin was out of the shower by then and she asked why I was laughing, then asked what the huge “boom” she heard was (I hit the door with my hands when I went down). I told her what happened and she started crackin’ up too. I was like, “It’s not funny!” but of course I was laughing too, so it was hard for me to make that claim.

So now my knees are all bruised. Funny enough, I didn’t actually bleed, but I’m definitely bruised. Then we went out shopping with a really good friend of ours who is due to have a baby in mid October. We went shopping for the “bring her home from the hospital” outfit. We went to SIX STORES before we finally found some stuff we really liked. Then we had a pretzel at the mall while my cousin filled out an application to work at a kid’s clothing store for the holidays and on the way back out to our car, we went to an electronics store.

I bought a new 19″ wide screen monitor. YAY! I had a 19 inch one before, but when it died, I went back down to 17″ because I still had my old one. Because I use Trillian though and have it docked on the side of the screen, I really wanted a bigger one again. This one, after rebate, was only $179! What a deal! We also got a new printer/copier/scanner/fax for the computer downstairs so my roomie can start working from home a bit more.

So now I’m home! Yesterday was actually pretty good for calls, I’m over my panic mode….I think. It’s gonna end up being a slower month than August was, but hey, it happens. I need to learn to have more faith in my abilities and get better at taking things in stride when it gets slow. I have to stop taking it personally when guys move on to other girls too. It really bugs me when it happens. But hey, I really can’t complain. I’m still FLYING up the Niteflirt ranks.ย I passed another three girls and I’m only 27 points away from passing another one. I’m the 24th active flirt! Woohoo!

I’m pretty fuckin’ horny tonight so I hope I get some really good calls. If not, I’ll probably spend a few hours watching porn and playing with my new toys! Hope to talk to you soon!

Shout outs for 9/27/06:
I wonder how I never get tired of 4 minute blow jobs. Maybe it’s because I like sucking cock so much!
Our second call was just as good as the first! I can’t wait to see if we can top it next time!
panty boy! I love it when you’re home alone!
Wow, it’d been 2.5 months since you’d taken advantage of me! You were right, I did want it ๐Ÿ˜‰
I have a brand new caller who likes to dress up and suck cock who has a three inch penis. Awesome, I’m starting a collection!
DAMN….you hadn’t called since MAY and yes, I know I gave you shit for it. But hey, wasn’t it worth the wait? For me, I meant ๐Ÿ˜› yes, it was
shy one…god DAMN. How fucking amazing can you be? btw, I did talk to Erin and she wants us to road trip it to your place and fuck you for an entire weekend. Seriously. Let’s talk about next summer lol
Am I really your perfect sweetie? I do wait for you every night and I can’t wait to take care of you!

Shout outs for 9/28/06:
panty boy…I’m so glad I signed on for you so early in the morning. Any time!
another quick blow job to help me through my night! you sound so hot when you cum for me
I had a guy call me twice in one night, he just couldn’t get enough! yum!
Another new guy called after reading my oral sex listing…challenged me to give him the awesome head I talk about in the listing. I did it!! Here’s what he wrote! lol “definately comes correct. worth every penny. she aint lyin’ – she does give good head. gawd damn…”
I had a really nice new caller from AR who 69’d with me. That was AWESOME! Just what I needed.
A 15 min. call from the 19 minute man? hahaha! It’s ok, we got the job done ๐Ÿ˜›
shy one, two nights in a row. I agree with Erin, we should definitely visit you sometime next year. I love hearing you cum and can’t believe you do it for me TWICE every time you call. That’s amazing..

Dude.

September 27th, 2006

I am such an idiot. I figured out why I’ve been so blah lately. I haven’t been working out enough! You’d think that with a vacation on the beach coming up, I’d be concerned about my bod, but for some reason, I haven’t been.

So I made plans to go for a jog today. My cousin is staying home with the baby because I’m working today during the day (because it’s been slow lately), but sometime this afternoon I’m heading to the park.

I watched that new show “Heroes” last night. Wow, what an awesome show! I’m so excited to see more! What seems like the main character so far is a guy named “Mohinder Suresh”, played by Sendhil Ramamurthy. Fuck, that guy is HOT AS HELL. Holy shit, I’d fuck him until he cried and begged me to stop. I have visions of cute brown eyed little kids running around and all that.

Apparently he was in Grey’s Anatomy at some point too and I missed him. How could I? I bet you all think I’m weird now, don’t you? Even the accent he has in “Heroes” totally does it for me. It’s that “not quite British” accent that well educated Indian guys have that is just really attractive to me. Yum. Ok, I’d better stop or I’ll be sitting here at my computer masturbating any minute.

Not that that’s a bad thing. I’ve been incredibly horny the past few days. I’ve made myself cum at least two times a day with my little vibrating bullet while watching porn. Sad, isn’t it? I should be out having lots and lots of hot sex with hot guys. Too bad I’m notย a ho bag. ๐Ÿ˜›

Anyway, it’s taken me a few hours to write this entry because I’ve actually gotten some calls today and I’ve been trying to help my roomie get some of the baby’s clothes together to list on Ebay.

I hope tonight’s busy!! So far it’s looking like it might be a good day!

Shout outs for 9/24/06:
You’re so passionate about what you like and I can hear it in your voice every time you call. It’s contagious!
hahah we did it! We didn’t discuss our call length and it was 19 minutes! That’s so freaking funny, I can’t even get a grip on it.
Massage school…I want one (a massage, not a school). I hope you’re kicking ass in your finals!

Shout outs for 9/25/06:
You know that every night, no matter what, I’ll be waiting for you…all pretty and dressed up and ready to please you however you want.
Ugh, I can’t believe you called me on this listing! lol Just kidding….crazy ass, you better write me some awesome feedback to make up for it or not date!

Shout outs for 9/26/06:
Awww, a tip for a recording I’d already done awhile back! How sweet is that?
slave matty…somehow no matter when you call, you’re always exactly what I need at the time. You do such a great job at pleasing me!
I have a new caller who likes to get dressed up in panties and suck cock for me!! YAY!
pink panty boy…that water is lethal…you sound so fucking hot when you do that to yourself, I LOVE it.
Awww, we ran out of time, but I’m sure you used me to finish up! Hope it was good! ๐Ÿ˜‰
mutual masturbation with a brand new caller was just what I needed! woohoo!
*kisses all over* to Johnathan, who saved my day. I really appreciate it..

Well…

September 27th, 2006

Sorry guys, this entry isn’t going to be very sexy, I suppose. I haven’t updated lately because I just feel kinda blah, like I’m in a rut, I suppose. I need some excitement in my life!

Ok yes, I’m going to Mexico for two weeks next month and that should be exciting…especially since Erin is going. I could probably go to the North pole and if she was there, it would be exciting. Ugh, am I whining? I suppose I am. That’s kinda lame. Sorry.

I think what’s at least partially responsible for my blah mood is that it’s been kinda slow the last couple of days. I can always handle one slow day pretty easily, two worries me and on the third day, I go a bit nuts. If it wasn’t for Johnathan, today would have been pretty dismal and it would have been the third day in a row.

Anyway, it’s almost 2, but I wanted to post something tonight since it had been awhile…I know some of you get worried when I don’t write in here.

Shout out to OSNB. It’s been a surprising journey and I’ve loved every minute of it..

Where to even start?

September 24th, 2006

Night before last was my first real day back “post illness” and fuck if I didn’t get bombarded. I guess some of you missed me! Little slave matty started things off…he may not be a “sissy boy” for me, but I can handle him just fine. It was a great way to come back.

Then marathon man called and we talked for three hours! It was a fairly intense call, but we got through it. I really do enjoy talking to you and I don’t want things to get messed up either. I know that you are the type to get depressed about what I’m about to write, but I hope you don’t take that the wrong way either. Just because I have fun with someone else doesn’t mean I don’t like you too….

But this journal entry really needs to be dedicated to OSNB. RIGHT after I hung up with marathon man, OSNB called me. We ended up talking for three hours as well. I have to say, I’ve done quite a few calls in my career and I’ve had some REALLY good ones…but this one was right up there in the top. We just click very well and he makes me laugh. Damn, does he make me laugh.

At one point I was laying on my stomach and had just taken quite a large drink of lemonade and he said something funny. I tried as hard as I could to hold it back, but I couldn’t. Every last drop of it came shooting out of my nose. Now keep in mind that I still kinda have my cold even now. Two days ago it was still bad enough for my nose to be pretty stuffy. After the lemonade nasal enema though, I was breathing free and clear for a good hour!

I had to change my sheets TWICE (once because of lemonade and once because of um, “vagina jism”, as Erin would say) but it was worth every effort. Damn if I don’t seem to be bad with words at the moment. I’m trying to recall my feelings when we hung up the phone and I don’t want to say that they’ve already faded, because they definitely haven’t. Our chat last night was great too. I like you. I really do.

You’ve made it into “crying” group….meaning when you get a girlfriend and stop calling me, I’ll cry. And no, I won’t be happy for you. Yes, I’m a bitch.

Ok, that’s enough butt kissing. In other news, we had a little party at my place today. It was fun! Just a little “end of summer” BBQ with some friends…but it was nice to see everyone and spend some time outside relaxing. However, I guess I’m still not 100% better because here it is, not evenย 1 yet, and I’m exhausted. So I’m gonna turn in early and try my best to sign on early tomorrow!

No shout outs for 9/19 or 9/21 since I didn’t take calls those days.

9/22 I already covered by talking about my really long calls!

Shout outs for 9/23/06:
Yep, I was right…you didn’t need any guys, you just needed my cute little well pedicured feet.
Everything will be fine if you stop talking about other girls the whole time we’re on the phone together! ๐Ÿ™‚ I forgive you.
Marathon man and I watched the latest episode of “Grey’s Anatomy” together tonight. That was so fun!!
32 minutes? Wow, was that a record? I’m so excited about your new career and I’m amazed at how much talking you did tonight during our call! Woohoo!
“Making love to Nikki is perfection. She is the height of feminine power and charm.” Wow, that feedback is as amazing as our calls. I will wait for you every night….

I’m back in the land of the living!

September 21st, 2006

I’m still a little bit stuffy, but I’m definitely feeling like I’m on my way back to being normal. I’ve already signed on to take calls tonight and I can only hope that I’m super busy!

I did absolutely nothing but watch tv for the past few days. My gosh, it almost drove me nuts not being able to do anything. I had like 30 shows recorded when I started my convalescence and only 10 remain. Whoa. Keep in mind that that’s not counting the things I watched that came on during the time I was sick! That’s a whole lot of tv watchin’. It’s good though, it frees up my DVR for recording things while I’m in Mexico next month.

I got into it a bit with my roomies today. I had agreed to watch the baby while my cousin got her career going, but she hasn’t made ONE sale since I started watching him a few months ago…I don’t plan on staying in Cali forever and not only am I watching the baby, I’m basically supporting her. Enough is enough! So that was pretty stressful, if you want to call and comfort me, I’m open to it! ๐Ÿ˜›

Anyway, please go easy on me tonight and if I have to stop to sniffle for a minute or two, don’t hate me! I haven’t masturbated in DAYS and I need to catch up…so believe me, no matter how bad I sound, I’m definitely horny. Talk to you soon!

Shout outs for 9/16/06:
I’m sorry you haven’t gotten to be with your man for awhile…feel free to call and tell me your fantasies anytime!
Am I really your cute and sweet girl? I hope you never get tired of me!
Every time you call, I swear I get so excited. I know you’ll always have something new and exciting for us to talk about and your voice just sends shivers down my spine…even after 30 calls!

Shout outs for 9/17/06:
pink panty boy…are we starting to argue almost as much as we cum?! lol It’s all good, you’re amazing and I love talking to you, even if you have weird ass taste in music.
Awww, you’re the sweetest for letting me go to sleep when I started fading on you. It’s cause I was getting sick, now I know!
Well over 20 something calls (almost all about the same TWO fantasies) and now you’re forgetting to leave me feedback? mean
Mmm one of my first callers and still one of my favorite! It’s always a nice surprise when you call me. Screw that dumb bitch who stood you up!
18 minutes?! Damn it! lol why do we always fall short when we talk about it!? That’s so funny.
And a new guy…damn, I love your cock ๐Ÿ˜‰
Another new guy! I was more than happy to walk you through masturbating, babe…that’s what I DO!

Shout outs for 9/18/06: I did a few calls this day but even some of my regs forgot to leave feedback so there’s only a shout out for one new guy!
Thanks hon ๐Ÿ™‚ I had a great time and loved hearing the “women home alone, anal sex” intro!!.

Sorry, I lied.

September 20th, 2006

Ok, so dinner took forever for some reason and I didn’t get back until after 10. I’m still sniffly and now I’m tired, plus I have to get up early cause my roomie hasย a class to go to and I have to watch the baby so I’m just gonna turn in early.

I’ll definitely be signed in tomorrow though, don’t worry!! *kisses*.

Feeling much better!

September 20th, 2006

I am feeling a lot better today…I still sound a bit weird, but I’m definitely not as sick as I was yesterday. I’m about to head out to dinner and then when I come back, I’ll be signing on for calls. Hope you didn’t all forget about me! ๐Ÿ˜›.

*cough* *hack* *sniff*

September 19th, 2006

Ok, I’m definitely not feeling any better today. I haven’t done anything but watch tv and it’s driving me crazy, but I’m really not even strong enough to go sit and play cards. Walking to the potty is making me breathe hard! lol How sad is that?

So I definitely won’t be on tonight either. Just what I need a month before going on a 2 wk. vacation, to have 2 or 3ย more days off! If you’ve ever felt like tipping me or buying any of my recordings, now would be the time!

Thanks for all the well wishes though, all the IMs and emails that are coming through really do make me feel better. *kisses* Oh no, I take the kisses back, they’re all germ ridden and stuff. ACK. I hope none of you get sick! lol.

*sniffles*

September 18th, 2006

I told someone last night that I felt like I might be getting sick and lo and behold, I woke up this morning feeling crappy. I can still breathe through my nose, but feel stuffy and my throat doesn’t hurt yet, but I can tell it’s coming. So I just took it easy today and made my cousin stay home so I didn’t have to watch the baby.

I took one call and felt like I needed to cough pretty much the whole time, so I won’t be taking calls tonight! Hope you don’t miss me too much!.

Fun at the fair!

September 17th, 2006

Phew, my poor little feet are tired after walking around the fair for 5 hours! I love the fair…the rides, the food, the shopping, the people watching. It’s so much fun!

My roomie and I decided to go today and we met a few friends and their kids there. I went on the huge slide and ate way too much junk food! lol Good thing I went on the slide BEFORE most of the junk food or I might have had a problem.

I am such a sucker too, I bought a new chopper (for chopping veggies and stuff, which I actually needed cause my old one is broken now), a new “wonder” mop thingie and a nail file they claim will never wear out. We’ll see if these products are as amazing as they seemed to be during the demonstrations!

I got one of those handwriting analysis things done, ya know where you sign your name and they spit out a thing telling you about yourself? Here’s what mine said:

“You have a natural talent for business matters. You are conservative, patient and constructive. You are absent-minded at times. You are able to develop self control and self denial. Your sense of humor sometimes gets you into trouble. You are a thoughtful, somewhat introverted person. You seem to be looking for something you will never find. You have a deep well of inner strength. You have a straightforward nature. You have great investigative ability. Repuation carries much weight with you. You make a strong opponent but a true friend.”

Ok, obviously all of that could be almost anyone, but “You seem to be looking for something you will never find.” WHAT? How fucking depressing is that? Jesus, why don’t you just stab me in the elbow with a dull knife? That’s just mean.

Converative, absent-minded, introverted? Um, not quite, dudes. Guess that thing doesn’t work very well!! Glad it only cost $2. lol

I’m tired, but I took a lot of time off the past few days, so I’ll probably stay on as long as I can stand it tonight. Tomorrow should be back to our regularly scheduled program though and I’ll be on normal times.

Hope to talk to you soon! *kisses*

Shout outs for 9/15/06:
OG panty boy called…I miss you.
Mmm, a hot older man called and was insistent that older men are better lovers. I see why now!
The guy from the same tiny town I am from has been calling me again…he owes me some feedback though! Hmmm.


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