Oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream?
Here it is, after 3 am and I’m still not even the least bit sleepy. It’s starting to become quite annoying. I suppose I’ll go lay down after I finish writing this entry, but I don’t think I’ll be getting to sleep right away.
Yes, I did finally get out of the house today! I BEGGED my roomie to go to lunch with me and then she surprised me by suggesting that her boyfriend watch the baby this evening while we went to see “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”. I know I’d already seen it, but I just wanted to get out of the house!
I actually liked it better the second time around. I wish Johnny Depp would be the father of my future children. I don’t really want him to be a “daddy” to them, I just want his genes. He is too fucking hot! We need more people on the planet who look like him. Ok, yes, I realize how shallow that was.
Jesus, I am getting the weirdest fucking calls tonight! First I had a guy who called and was telling me all about hooking up with this girl tonight and all of the sudden I hear, “Who you talkin’ to?” in the background. It was obviously a very annoyed woman. He said, “I’ll have to talk to you later” and hung up. I laughed my ass off!
But that’s not the funniest part. He called back about 10 minutes later and got interrupted again! This time he just said, “We’ll try another time!” HAHAHAHA Man, if you’re gonna call a phone sex girl, make sure you have some privacy!!
Then I just had a call where the guy wanted me to be the guy and he wanted to be the girl? What tha? So I got to pretend I had a dick and manhandle him. That was just plain weird. It’s weird call night!
I should be on early tomorrow since I took a lot of today off. So call me and let’s fuck! 
Shout outs for 7/25/06:
I had a brand new panty boy call and want me to dress him up and teach him about boys! That was fun!
A new guy wanted to worship my beautiful legs and spoil me. Where do I sign up?
Yet another new guy called and just wanted to be “good” for me. You were!
“Michelle” called again…mmm I dressed you up in so many different outfits! Too bad I teased you and you thought you were gonna get to fuck me.
Shout outs for 7/26/06:
Had a guy who used to call me on my old system call track me down to NF! YAY!
A new guy wanted to titty fuck me at first but he got carried away when I started sucking him and riding him…at least he CAME on my tits!
Cock too small? No problem! I’ve got a handy strap on that will slip right over your little unit and then we’ll both be happy!
Mmm, when I house sit, I get nosy…glad I am though! Otherwise I never would have found that strap on and been ready to fuck you when you got home!
