my parents went away on a week’s vacation and they left the keys to the brand new Porche. Would they mind? Mmmmm, well, of course not!

hahah just kiddin’….I wrote “Ok, here’s the situation” and I just couldn’t help myself. I actually took a little detour to Itunes and bought “Parents just don’t understand” and “Summertime” by the Fresh Prince. Oddly enough, I know ALL of the words to both songs even though they came out when I was like 5 or something! lol

“Would a lunatic have a Porshe like this?” hahah that’s a funny line. Now “Summertime” is THE classic song, isn’t it? I really can’t imagine it ever going out of style. Every year it sounds like it could have come out THAT year. It’s timeless.

Anyway, what I REALLY wanted to post about is the situation with me and my roomie. As you probably know, she had a baby about 3 months ago and before he was born, she took some classes to become a realtor. She had to take a test and all that and then she signed up with a broker and started her brand new career.

She was put on bed rest a month before the baby was born so she put it on hold. She went back to work less than a month after he was born though and is really trying to make it. But there’s a huge problem…

She’s not selling any damn houses! She sits in the office all day waiting for “referrals”, but she doesn’t get that many to begin with and most of them are people who aren’t really interested in working with an agent. The ones who are drag her all around the damn country looking for houses and then never buy!

I don’t think she’s “bad” at it, really. She’s very professional, young and pretty…she really shouldn’t be having such huge problems. The few houses she has managed to list, she’s had open houses and broker’s opens and everyone says they’re priced right but she’s just not really getting anyone looking at them.

So I’m posting to see if any of you guys out there are realtors or brokers or maybe mortgage brokers who have some advice for her? She’s spent the little bit of money she did have on magazine ads and stuff that resulted in NOTHING.

I’d greatly appreciate it! She’s gonna have to quit if she doesn’t make some money soon and I’m starting to buckle under the pressure of supporting her while she makes a go of it.

Anyway, other than that, today has been a good day! I had a CRAZY dream about Ubu last night that lasted even through two times of me waking up! Don’t you love it when that happens? You get up to pee, go back to sleep and fall right back into the same dream? And yes, we were kinda having sex in the dream…but not really! lol We were laying next to each other, masturbating. How twisted is that?!?!

I watched the results show of “So you think you can dance” this morning when I woke up and I was SHOCKED. How could they kick off Ben when that other dude fucking fell off the stage during his solo?????? OMG! Scandalous! That was absolutely ridiculous. So what if didn’t choreograph his solo ahead of time? A girl did that before and they acted like it was marvelous that she was so talented that she could do that. But then they punish Ben for it? BOOOOOO

Btw, for those of you who were wondering what “crazy” movie I was referring to in my previous journal entry, it was “Match Point”. I could NOT BELIEVE THAT MOVIE! OMG! I was like “what? WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK” pretty much the entire time. Absolutely crazy. But I did like it. Leave comments and tell me what you thought!

I’m gonna go out to lunch here in a few minutes. I like connecting with my friends from college even though we really don’t have much in common anymore. They all take lunch breaks from their office/corporate/sales jobs and I just live a life of leisure during the day! lol

We’re having a small dinner party/BBQ at our house tonight, so I might not sign on until a bit later than usual. Try not to panic.

Shout outs for 6/29/06:
My friend whose NF user name is his old Spanish class name (which cracks me up) called and let ME lead the role play…mmm…good thing I felt like a shower, eh?
The returning sweetie who likes to play tonsil hockey with me called again. YUM
A guy who normally just wants oral wanted to play with my feet! I guess that new listing IS doing the trick! lol
I had an absolutely MIND BLOWING tease and denial call with a guy. His second time calling but man, this was amazing. I couldn’t even help myself, I had to play too.
My panty wearer from FL is going on how many days now without cumming? New panties are driving him crazy too. I think I’ll finally let him cum tomorrow….or not?
Had a brand new tease and denial caller who loved my techniques! YAY!
Isn’t this sweet feedback? “One of the elite at the art of phone sex.” THANKS!
I had a first yesterday…a guy who called with his own “alter ego” acting like he had a tiny dick, etc. Then he told me at the end of the call that it wasn’t true! How funny!

a day I thought would never end. Overall, I’m a pretty upbeat person. I don’t struggle with depression (which commercials would lead us to believe that most adults do), have self esteem problems or see the cup as “half empty” most of the time.

But yesterday…damn. I don’t know if it was hormones or what, but I just was not having fun. Little things were pissing me off, you know?

Then I got that puking call, which really grossed me out. On top of that, it was slow again and you all know I can’t handle that more than one day in a row.

Then a guy calls who I really enjoy talking to. We’ve had a lot of fun and I like his fantasies. In the middle of the call though, it took a weird turn. He started talking about having a certain problem and I won’t go in to details, but I didn’t really see the big issue.

All of the sudden he says, “You know I love you, but I don’t think I’m ever going to call you again.”

I was stunned. He said he didn’t think I’d see him the same way anymore and that he wasn’t comfortable about the things we’d discussed and he couldn’t see himself getting off with me anymore.

It really crushed me. After he hung up, I just stared at the phone in disbelief.

It was really the last straw. I felt truly horrible.

Then Johnathan started talking to me, trying to cheer me up and just be there for me. He sent me money too, but that’s not what helped. I know that in the grand scheme of things, none of this really “counts”. I don’t know you and you don’t know me…

As was proven to me recently, we could be like best friends online and on the phone…but any of you can and most likely will just easily block me out of your life when the time comes, for whatever reason.

But last night, at least for a little while, I didn’t feel completely alone while I was in my funk. So thanks, Johnathan….for staying up when you were tired, for listening to me rant about all the stuff that was going on and “holding” my hand while I watched that crazy movie! lol

After that, calls picked up a bit and that cheered me up at least. A HUGE THANKS to Ubu too, who called just to check on me. Yeah, we ended up fuckin’, but we just can’t resist each other!!!!! lol

I ended up having a good day as far as calls go and then I slept for almost 9 hrs. straight! I woke up feeling good and my cousin took the day off, so I’m here and have some time to myself.

I think I’ll sit outside and read some, then maybe go for a swim and go get some food for a yummy dinner. I’m really having a craving for zucchini, so maybe a stir fry is in order!

Thanks for listening again, I promise that my next few journal entries will be more FUN!

btw, thanks to the guys who all told me that the new Superman movie is good. I’m definitely gonna go see it!

I hope none of you hate me, but I’ve slacked on shout outs for the last few days and I just really don’t feel like doing them. I’ve had some AWESOME calls though! 7×5 called me last night, great calls from my Chicago panty wearer, welcome back to the guy who’s been playing “tonsil hockey” with me! lol *kiss* to my awesome, sexy, mending leg guy who did another call with me and Taylor

A guy just called and wanted to “puke fuck” me, where apparently I am forced to vomit on his cock. Say THAT three times fast.

Um, gross.

Is it possible that someone actually likes that?

It’s almost 1 am and I’m not really tired. Lately calls seem to have been coming in cycles. One day it’s so busy I can’t even pee (sorry for being crude) between calls and the next it’s a ghost town on my phone.

I have no idea why it’s been doing that lately. I guess if I did, I’d do something to fix it. Truthfully, it’s kinda lonely. All of my friends are sleeping for the most part, they have regular day jobs. So when I am not busy, I really can’t call someone up and ask them to come over and hang out!

Lately it’s even been quiet on AIM and Yahoo…which is weird. I used to have a lot of people chatting with me pretty much constantly. I know I worried about this before and I’m NOT going to now, one or two slow days does not constitute something to worry about, but I wonder if I’m not getting stale to some guys?

I mean, if you fuck the same person over and over again in real life, eventually it gets boring unless you spice things up somehow, right? I can only imagine that it would be the same on the phone.

I had to ask because I personally have never experienced that. I’ve never really been with one person long enough for just regular sex to get stale. Even masturbating doesn’t get stale for me! lol

So who knows…maybe I’m finally experiencing the dreaded “summer slow down” that I’ve always heard talked about. I didn’t catch it last year, but maybe that’s because I was new and exciting.

Anyway, I don’t know why I ramble out loud like this. I probably shouldn’t say stuff like this in my journal…I should talk about how hot I am and how much you all want me, right? lol

Earlier tonight, the sweetest guy called me up and talked to me and Taylor (yeah, I know I said she quit, but she’s back) just because we were bored. I swear, I have so much fun talkin’ to you…maybe because I know I can be “mean” like that and you won’t get mad.

I really am sorry that I missed your shout out…it’s cause you called the next day too (that I hadn’t done shout outs for yet) and so you got pushed to the front of the list.

I still think the idea of doing “PhoneSexMeanieNikki” is hella funny though. Wouldn’t you wanna call it? I bet SOME guys would!

I do like laughing on my calls though, sometimes too much. I’m sure Ubu gets pissed when I crack up for the 90th time about something dumb…I just can’t help it sometimes!

Anyway, I really am just rambling now. I think I’ll go ahead and go to sleep. Maybe I’ll try to go to the movies tomorrow or something fun.

Erin went and got me a mail box at a place in Portland today! YAY!! So now I can get gifts that aren’t directly from Amazon.com through my amazon wish list!

I went through and did some more shopping today. Not that I get gifts very often, but it was still fun! Maybe if some day you really appreciate the chatting I do with you online or I blow your mind in a spectacularly good call, you can express that appreciation with a gift!

You can check out my list by clicking HERE, even if it’s just to laugh at how silly some of my dreams are. lol

I know there are quite a few of you who have gifts for me for my birthday and stuff still hanging around….just IM me for the address and I’ll give it to you!