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May 31st, 2006

The funniest joke I heard on “Last Comic Standing” was this one:

“Yeah, I’m single…sucks being single…having a penis and nowhere to put it.”

HAHAHA There were quite a few good ones. I’m looking forward to the show this season!.

Ok, here’s the real entry.

May 31st, 2006

I was just talkng with Erin the other day about how interesting it is that SO many people read this journal. Guys who call frequently, guys who’ve called me but not in a loooong time, guys who never have but want to, girls who are checking me out for whatever reason, girls who hate me, girls who wanna be me, etc. lol

And what happens when I log on today? Someone says hi and says they noticed I haven’t updated my journal “lately”. lol Because I skipped one day? It’s a journal, not CRACK!

It’s all good though, I think it’s funny how many people read it. I never figured that my weird ramblings would be so entertaining to the masses of horny guys and girls who share the same corner of cyberspace with me.

I went to the Y today and worked out on the elliptical and drooled at the B-Ball players again some more. Damn, they’re fine. What’s a bit surprising is that I’m starting to be more and more attracted to the older guys….guys my age are hot too, but I’m really getting hot for guys I’d gauge to be in their 30’s and even 40’s.

None of them ever talk to me though, only younger guys. I guess it’s probably because most of them are married. *pout*

Dude, I just noticed a HUGE scratch on my lower arm where little drops of blood dried up. What’s crazy is that I was wearing a BRAND new white tshirt today and I didn’t get the blood on it! WOOHOO!

I remember feeling it hurt a little bit, but damn!

Ok, I just spent the last half hour on the phone with AOL. I had called a couple of months back to cancel my account since I only use it as a back up for my high speed connection and couldn’t see spending $23.90 a month for it when I didn’t even use it most months.

A nice lady convinced me to continue on with the service, saying she’d lower my price to $17.95 a month. Today I noticed that the price never went down.

So I called twice and couldn’t get to a person because somehow I couldn’t get the right answer to my “security question”…What’s my pet’s name?

Well, I said every damn pet I’ve ever had in my whole life and they were all wrong. GRRRR

So I went and tried to do the live billing help thing and I got a call in the middle of it. So they disconnected me, but gave me another number to call.

A lot of you know what an accent slut I am and a few of you also know about the torrid online love affair I had with a guy from Pakistan….so when I got a guy on the phone with AOL billing support that sounded like that guy from Pakistan, I pretty much melted.

I ended up getting $9.95/mo. unlimited and last month’s bill completely credited. It was funny though, I said, “Are you in the United States?” and he said, “No, I’m not.” So I asked, “Can I ask where you’re from? I’ll ask instead of guessing because I might offend you.” And he said, “Well, I’m actually in India.” And I said, “Damn, it’s good I didn’t guess then, because I would have guessed Pakistan!” and he said, “Hahaha Well, I don’t think AOL outsources reps from Pakistan.” which is just what I would have expected someone from India to say about someone from Pakistan.

But yeah, it was hot. I think he was a little bit surprised that I was flirting and stuff. He said, “Well, I hope my accent isn’t too thick; I’ve been trying to work on it!” And when I said, “No, not at all, I can understand you just fine.” he said, “Next time you call, you won’t be able to detect it!” And then he said some word completely weird and I corrected him and made him repeat it back to me lol

Anyway, now I’m eating pretzels and waiting for “So you think you can dance?” to come on. I’ll be taking calls all night!

Shout outs for 5/28/06:
Watching cocks squirt, making cocks squirt…we both like it. Call and talk about it ANY time.
Have to admire persistence. This guy has asked me for minutes every timehe’s called and every time I say no…but hey, you don’t get what you don’t ask for, right? lol
pink panty boy! omg, we did a call where you weren’t wearing panties!! It was weird, but of course I loved it!

Shout outs for 5/29/06:
Welcome back from your trip! I missed you while you were gone. Yes, I missed you being mean to me lol
I had my first two girl call with Taylor! WOOHOO! It was GREAT, totally smooth…wow, she’s really settled into it nicely! Damn, I might have some competition here on my hands, what have I done?
Had a GREAT new caller who I IM’d with beforehand….what a sweetie! Great call too, I came SO hard. Thanks!

Shout outs for 5/30/06:
Had a new lil cross dresser call me who’d been dressed up ALL day. And yes, a guy with tits and a cock who loves girls. PERFECT for me!
Yes, it’s on me to think up the next role play. I’m your kid’s teacher, that was a good one. We are running out of ideas!
Thank you thank you thank you so much to my Cali sweetie who sent me some money for my birthday!!
My Ubu called twice just to say hi because his internet is down. Poor baby.
Had a nice, fun short second call with a nice guy who just wanted to cum hard and fast! No problems there!.

for my adoring fans

May 31st, 2006

who realized that I skipped a day. HERE. I’m not dead. I’m still around, I just was brazen enough to skip an entire day of posting.

SO HERE!

HAHAHAHA I’ll post more later.

Chocolate and strawberries are good together.

May 29th, 2006

So, I decided not to go to that BBQ. My roomie decided to go into her office for a bit today, so I watched the baby for awhile right after I woke up.

He slept the WHOLE time lol It was kinda funny.

Then when she got home, we at some strawberries dipped in chocolate. Damn, that’s good stuff.

So here I am, signed in early, as I’d said I would be!

I’m kinda burned out on sitting at the computer so much though…so I think I’ll be reading or hanging out on the couch most of the time tonight. If you want me and I’m not on IM, just give me a call!.

Lemons are my new passion…

May 29th, 2006

I wanted to start out by ranting just a tiny bit before I get into other more mundane things. I had a guy IM me today, saying that he thought my site was great and that he’s glad that I’m “sweet” since he’s “mystified” at how some guys seem to be attracted to nasty, slutty girls. I said thanks, I’m glad he likes the site and agreed that yeah, it’s kinda weird that some guys like nasty girls.

Then the conversation stalled, so I asked if he was interested in calling. Come to find out, this guy was expectng me to bust out some kind of “sexy, sweet” role play with him online and try to convince him to call me.

He wanted me to say something like, “oh, I love sweetness too…. I love long, slow kisses…  I would love to be waiting here for you after a long day” Yeah, I copied that from his IM. lol Can any of you who chat with me imagine me saying that? How fake would that be?

Now please…a guy who’s never called me before, makes general statements and just expects me to run with them in a role play that entices him to dial? Give me a break.

Most girls don’t even chat AT ALL, much less specifically about sex. This dude hadn’t even mentioned any fantasy he had, just wanted me to lead off from super general statements…acting like I’m hanging on every word and just can’t WAIT for him to call me.

*rolling eyes* Please. Not this girl.

I brought this up not so I seem bitchy, that’s definitely not the point. The point is I AM REAL. I’m a REAL GIRL. And I think that in this industry, that’s my greatest asset.

Expecting me to come back at you with some fake ass stuff like that is totally missing the entire point of my site and what I do. Read my journal, read my feedback, look at my site, IM me a bit…but you definitely don’t need some fake ass role playing on Yahoo to tell you whether or not I’d be good at what you’re looking for.

Anyway, thanks for listening. END OF RANT  

I’m not sure if there’s some kind of imbalance in my body, but lately I’ve been craving lemon flavored things like CRAZY. Some of you may remember the rave I posted about the lemon flavored toothpaste that I’ve been using…but that’s not all.

I’ve been drinking about half a gallon of Crystal Light lemonade per day and I bought a lemon meringue pie today and devoured a huge slice of it. Lemons are my master!

Today was a good day. My roomie and I are really into this cooking thing lol So today I hung out with her a bit, then went to the store and got food for dinner. Her bf is out of town so it was just the two of us, so we invited a couple of friends over.

We made fried chicken (I helped, but didn’t eat it, of course…though I did let her fry some fake chicken nuggets for me lol), mashed potatoes and gravy, spinach with garlic, Texas toast, broccoli and corn.

Um, YUM! Then we had pie later while we watched “The Chronicles of Narnia”, which I’d already seen, but they hadn’t.

I didn’t go to the gym today and it’s not even 1 yet and I already feel sleepy. I swear, not working out just saps my energy! It’s NOT good. I couldn’t get my IPOD to work last time though so I wanted to try and figure out what’s going on with it before I go next time. Either way, I’ll definitely go tomorrow.

I have a BBQ to go to tomorrow, but I’m not positive I’m gonna go yet. It’s at a guy’s house who lives here in our neighborhood and I think he has a crush on me, but I’m really not into him. I don’t know if it would be giving him false hope if I showed up. We’ll see.

If I end up NOT going, I’ll probably be taking calls early tomorrow, so watch for me if you used to call me during the day and haven’t been able to for awhile!!

Shout outs for 5/26/06:
I’ll have to ask what your screen name means some day…are you dreaming OF an island or dreaming while on one? Anyway, our first few calls were kinda weird, but these recent ones have been HOT!
panty boy! *kisses* you’re such a good lil slut
Cuckolding…can we really even call it that…has NEVER been more appealing. I really did get myself off again after our call ended…and went to sleep with a dripping wet pussy.

Shout outs for 5/27/06:
panty boy! 156 calls? holy shit! lol you’re an insatiable cock sucking whore!
Had a new caller wanna choke me with his cock…and he succeeded, for a couple of minutes anyway! lol
My awesome, sexy, smart, dare devil, sweet, funny, caring dj called…just to keep me company when I was bored! How fucking sweet is that? *kisses all over*.

Bad Nikki

May 27th, 2006

Ok, so that ended up more like a night off than anything else. Sorry, I was just too stuffed to feel like taking calls after that rich dinner. It was the first time I’d ever made twice baked potatoes and they were soooo yummy, I had 2 halves!

I mentioned awhile back that my roomie’s chocolate lab had puppies a few days before she had the baby. They’re ready to go to new homes now so I took some pictures of them today. Aren’t they freaking adorable?????

There’s one female who has dark brown spots who has one green eye and one blye eye. I want to keep her!!! But I know I can’t *pout* Oh well, here’s to hoping that they all find wonderful homes! We’ve had a few calls on them tonight and it looks like at least 2 little girls will be getting puppies for their birthday this week sometime!.

yummmm

May 27th, 2006

Ok, I’m too full to take calls so I’m going to watch Medium with my roomie and then sign on to do calls. We made broccoli, corn on the cob, twice baked potatoes and steak. I didn’t eat the steak, obviously, but everything else was delicious!

I’ll be on soon!.

The life of a stay at home mom…

May 27th, 2006

I’m watching the baby today while my roomie is at her office. It’s totally weird!! lol He’s just chillin’ in his bouncy chair thing and looking sleepy…at least I hope he is!

I just watched Hitch while he sat in my lap. He’s a very happy baby. Is it weird that I’m writing about a baby in a phone sex blog? If it is, sorry, but this is my life!

She’s gonna stop by the store (my roomie, not the baby, he’s a boy and can’t go to the store yet) and get some yummy stuff for dinner. We’re gonna make twice baked potatoes. We’re a little tight on cash around here and I convinced her to help me MAKE dinner at home instead of going out. It’ll save us at least $40 or so.

I guess I won’t be able to get a work out in today. She won’t be home til almost 6 and that’s when I’m supposed to sign in for calls. Oh well, I got a good one yesterday and I’m sure I’ll do something tomorrow.

Be on soon!! *kisses*.

Today was a good day.

May 27th, 2006

I woke up and went to the Y to play raquetball. I played by myself this time and was mostly trying to practice hitting with my right hand but on the left side of my body. What’s that called? It’s too energy draining to try to move to the right of the ball every time and just simply not possible sometimes lol So I practiced that. I was wearing my heart monitor watch and my heart rate got just as high doing that as it does when I’m on the elliptical!

I went to lunch with my cousin today; we had Chinese food at a place we both drive by all the time but have never gone to before. It was actually quite delicious. I ALMOST had some melon soup, but I didn’t. Maybe next time.

Then we went to see X-Men III!!!
x-Men III

OMG! It was awesome!! I don’t want to say too much because I don’t want to give anything away, but I’d love to talk about it! If you’ve seen it, IM me!

We came home and watched the season premiere of “So You Think You Can Dance”. The first episodes are always funny, where they do the auditions. Man, one guy slammed his face into the ground! It was CRAZY! EEK! Last year that show as SO awesome though. My cousin used to dance and she loves it and I like to dance (though have never had training like she has) so we both love the show and always watch it together.

Tonight was a good night for calls but I think I’m gonna go to bed a bit early. I feel like doing something fun tomorrow like shopping or something. I don’t really NEED anything, but hey…I guess I’m officially American now! lol I shop just for fun!

You know, 6-6-06 is coming up. Kinda spooky, eh? There’s some kind of devil movie coming out that day too, I saw the preview for it today. Now, I don’t believe in that kinda stuff, but isn’t that pushing it a bit? lol I mean, if the Devil was ever going to come out and play, wouldn’t 6-6-06 be the time? And do you think he’d take kindly to people using his name and number to profit? lol

And that reminds me, my Niteflirt anniversary is coming up!! I took my first call back on 6-5-05. Can’t believe how close I was to having a seriously creepy anniversary date!!! The call I took on 6-5 was at 11:32 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I was really hoping to make it to 6,000 points before then…but that’s only 9 days from now and that’d be 62 pts. per day every day between now and then. I don’t think that’s really possible. But hey, if you want to help out, I’d really be grateful! If you normally call on another listing, just make it my top one for awhile and we’ll see just how close we can get!!

Another thing that means is that I’m probably going to give myself a raise. I often see other girls charging a lot more for phone only and think that I was kinda dumb to start out so low…but hey, I can’t complain. I’ve had a blast and made enough cash…

So generally a cost of living raise is 3% or something, right? And a good normal annual raise is 5%. So 5% of 1.50 would be $.075, or basically 8 cents. $1.58 would be a weird price though lol

So I think I’m going to raise to $1.59. So basically that’s giving me another $3 and something per hour. Can y’all bring yourselves to pay an extra $5 an hour to talk to me? lol Sheesh, when I put it like that, it seems like not enough.

Raising to $1.69/min. would only be $11.40 an hour difference and since most of you only talk about 15-20 minutes, it would mean an extra $2 or $3 per call. And how freaking sexy would it be for me to be $1.69 per minute? lol

Anyway, I’m just kinda thinking out loud and generally letting you know that it’s gonna happen! I think I’m worth a bit more and I hope you’ll all agree..

Shout outs

May 26th, 2006

Ok, I just got back from the movies and will write up a full entry later, but right now I’m gonna get shout outs out of the way! ACK! I have like 4.5 days to do and that’s a LOT

So starting with the rest of 5/21/06:
My hot firefighter (no pun intended there) called again. I lose track of which call is which, I just know that they seem to be getting better and better.
A guy called for the 5th time and called me “Top Notch”! How civilized of you! lol
A third call with a hot guy who fantasized about sharing Erin with me. YUM
Had a new guy find me on Phone Sex Central (click HERE to vote for me!) and did a mutual masturbation call that was YUMMY!
And then after no calls from PSC for like who knows how long, I had another guy call and talk for quite awhile and do a boss/employee role play! DAMN, that was hot. I love Phone Sex Central! lol

Shout outs for 5/22/06:
7×5! *sob* Why don’t you leave feedback so I can brag about you in my feedback? lol huh? huh?
My Ubu sent me a tip because I was complaining about not getting any birthday presents from my guys. *kiss* Thanks babe
Had a new guy who acted all shy when all he really wanted was for me to suck his cock. Just say so! haha
A new guy with a super hot voice called and told me about how he likes to jack off outside and cum on his fence. Weird? yes, a little. Oddly hot? yes to that too
I got to play a game where I did everything I could to make a guy cum as fast as I could! He lasted 6 minutes…great job!
Call #13 with a guy and it was the FIRST TIME we’d ever had a straight vanilla call! Whew, that was kinda hard to get used to, but definitely fun!
“Nikki is the hottest nastiest phone sex there is, period.” Yeah? Mmmm I’m starting to think the same thing about you. 17 calls and you still rock my world EVERY time

Shout outs for 5/23/06:
Had a new caller, “DonJuan” who was quite a sweetie. I hope we talk again soon!
The more calls I get from guys who like feet, the more I like the calls. I’ve had time to get used to it since this guy has been calling me for almost a year! YUM

Shout outs for 5/24/06:
Had a new guy call and have so much fun I think he almost passed out! lol oopsie! Bad Nikki.
A guy who’s called a few times and knows exactly what he wants called and got off fast with me, like he always does. Nothin’ like getting what you want when you want it!
It had been about 4 months since I’d gotten to do the role play where I get to act like a “Kinsey” style researcher and ask a guy about his mastubation habits. I love that one!
A new guy got to hear all about my squirting experiences….I love telling that story!
My dominant friend from Australia and I played together! Damn, I’m such an accent slut! I can’t help myself!

Shout outs for 5/25/06:
“In Greek mythology, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty and sexual rapture. She has returned to this world and taken the mortal form of Nikki, a true goddess who should be worshipped and adored by all who are privelaged enough to speak with her. The sound of her voice is a true aphrodisiac, guaranteed to leave you spell bound and yearning for more…….” God, you’re gonna fill up my feedback hall of fame with your beautiful words! Thank you so much for that. Dreaming of Amsterdam….
Ya gotta love it when a guy calls after almost a YEAR of not calling. YAY!
Had a new guy who thinks I’m just like Frosted Flakes, apparently….he said in his feedback that I’m “GRRRRRRREAT” lol
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…such a sweetie and then so hard core! YUM!
My shy one…you and your car…I can’t believe you’re actually doing it! I’ll have to think up something even MORE fun for you.
Ubuuuuuuuuu *kiss* RAVAGE ME ANYTIME BABY!!!!!!!!!! lol
PHEW. All done. And can you believe that’s only a fraction of my actual calls? lol It’s been weird lately, I’ll have one insanely busy day (up in the top 5% of all days for calls) and then one super crappy day…and so on. It’s ok, it balances out, I’ll definitely take it!.


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